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Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan ...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog* me: awww da little puppyyy @DrSmashlove I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT ๐Ÿ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad ๐Ÿค—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog*
 me: awww da little puppyyy
 @DrSmashlove
I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT ๐Ÿ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad ๐Ÿค—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not ...

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Bruh, Dank, and Food: Cooking with communism
 Makes sense that there is no food in
 there.
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