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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. ...

Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud @claudiaalley THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOUR STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER " I Sorint令 15 PM 亩冒 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw MH To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia,41 41they couldn't have Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think might have missed a some and if so help me So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden moll i you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is your profile that I described, please message First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped eft on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really wanted to swipe right, If Tinder provided last names this would be much easier but it doesnt, so I have to describe the profile to you me back with "right" or "left just so I know if youre interested or not. If you choose "righr we could totally get some donuts or something but f you choose "left that's cool too. No worries! If t's none of you Claudia's, and you know even more Claudia's, spread the word please. It I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia. The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio it said she was actually 18 and she didnt know how to change it. The pictures she provided had some with her friends and her mom in them, In her bio she said some of her friends were single and if anyone liked them better that's fine but they couldnt have her mom. (had me dead btw would be much appreciated Claudia, 20 Everyone enjoy your day! Hayden Missoui State University loss than a mle away actualy 18, but i don't know how to change the oge. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are single if you'd rather have one of them. My om is not included Reply to All Reply to Al i need help w english dm me please. anyways tag a claud
Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud
 @claudiaalley
 THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED
 EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOUR
 STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER
 " I Sorint令
 15 PM
 亩冒
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 MH
 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia,41
 41they couldn't have
 Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think
 might have missed a some and if so help me
 So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that
 didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden moll i
 you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is
 your profile that I described, please message
 First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a
 rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped
 eft on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really
 wanted to swipe right, If Tinder provided last
 names this would be much easier but it doesnt,
 so I have to describe the profile to you
 me back with "right" or "left just so I know if
 youre interested or not. If you choose "righr we
 could totally get some donuts or something but
 f you choose "left that's cool too. No worries! If
 t's none of you Claudia's, and you know even
 more Claudia's, spread the word please. It
 I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia.
 The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio
 it said she was actually 18 and she didnt know
 how to change it. The pictures she provided had
 some with her friends and her mom in them, In
 her bio she said some of her friends were single
 and if anyone liked them better that's fine but
 they couldnt have her mom. (had me dead btw
 would be much appreciated
 Claudia, 20
 Everyone enjoy your day!
 Hayden
 Missoui State University
 loss than a mle away
 actualy 18, but i don't know how to change
 the oge. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are
 single if you'd rather have one of them. My
 om is not included
 Reply to All
 Reply to Al
i need help w english dm me please. anyways tag a claud

i need help w english dm me please. anyways tag a claud