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Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to my door asking for candy Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier Guess who he is for Halloween! [Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c
Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE
 i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to
 my door asking for candy
 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
 Guess who he is for Halloween!
[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c

[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold ...

Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...

Do It Again, Fire, and Head: Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub @balleralert Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A mother has been arrested for killing her four-year old autistic son, who was found burned in the bathtub of their home. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Amelia DiStasio, 23, of Milwaukee, Wis., has been charged with first degree intentional homicide after the Milwaukee Fire Department responded to numerous reports of smoke at the DiStasio home. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The four-year-oldโ€™s hands were tied behind his back with at least seven belts and his head covered with a trash bag. An open bottle of canola oil was also found in the bathroom beside the bathtub. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A resident of the apartments spoke with police and explained how they heard the little boy yell, โ€œPlease mommy, stop! I wonโ€™t do it again!โ€ the night before the murder. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The 23-year-old motherโ€™s phone was searched and revealed that she had searched โ€œhow do canabals dieโ€, and โ€œhow to kill a canabalโ€. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Amelia DiStasio was taken into custody and is being held with a $400,000 bond.
Do It Again, Fire, and Head: Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic
 Son On Fire In Bathtub
 @balleralert
Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A mother has been arrested for killing her four-year old autistic son, who was found burned in the bathtub of their home. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Amelia DiStasio, 23, of Milwaukee, Wis., has been charged with first degree intentional homicide after the Milwaukee Fire Department responded to numerous reports of smoke at the DiStasio home. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The four-year-oldโ€™s hands were tied behind his back with at least seven belts and his head covered with a trash bag. An open bottle of canola oil was also found in the bathroom beside the bathtub. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A resident of the apartments spoke with police and explained how they heard the little boy yell, โ€œPlease mommy, stop! I wonโ€™t do it again!โ€ the night before the murder. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The 23-year-old motherโ€™s phone was searched and revealed that she had searched โ€œhow do canabals dieโ€, and โ€œhow to kill a canabalโ€. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Amelia DiStasio was taken into custody and is being held with a $400,000 bond.

Woman Sets 4-Year Old Autistic Son On Fire In Bathtub -blogged by @peachkyss โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A mother has been arrested for killing her four...

Being Alone, Fail, and Memes: MILLICNA THERE'S NOTHING LIKE BEING AN ENTREPRENEUR. Sh*t people don't know about being an entrepreneur: โœ”๏ธItโ€™s lonely at timesโณ Loneliness is an occupational hazard for entrepreneurs. โœ”๏ธYouโ€™ll need unwavering focus. When you donโ€™t have a boss or company tracking your progress, itโ€™s easy to lose focus. Your freedom to do whatever you decide with your time will backfire if you donโ€™t stick to a schedule and plan. Today, things like social media notifications can lead you down time-wasting rabbit holes. โœ”๏ธThe income can be sporadic. Entrepreneurship provides the opportunity to earn significant income, but that income can be inconsistent. You quickly learn the value of an emergency fund. It takes time to build a steady customer base. Until then, be prepared for the highs and lows. โœ”๏ธYou have to steer clear of time-wasting activities. We live in the information age, which has brought on information overload for many entrepreneurs. We see something that works, and we want to try it for our business. To make progress in your business, you have to focus your time on what will help your business where you are. โœ”๏ธYou canโ€™t do it all alone. Running a business involves many moving parts. As you start out, you can manage them on your own. Eventually, thereโ€™s so much to manage that you can't focus on things that will help your business grow. Today virtual assistants and freelancers can take on some of the load so you can focus on growing your business. โœ”๏ธGet your sh*t together or fail.
Being Alone, Fail, and Memes: MILLICNA
 THERE'S NOTHING
 LIKE BEING AN
 ENTREPRENEUR.
Sh*t people don't know about being an entrepreneur: โœ”๏ธItโ€™s lonely at timesโณ Loneliness is an occupational hazard for entrepreneurs. โœ”๏ธYouโ€™ll need unwavering focus. When you donโ€™t have a boss or company tracking your progress, itโ€™s easy to lose focus. Your freedom to do whatever you decide with your time will backfire if you donโ€™t stick to a schedule and plan. Today, things like social media notifications can lead you down time-wasting rabbit holes. โœ”๏ธThe income can be sporadic. Entrepreneurship provides the opportunity to earn significant income, but that income can be inconsistent. You quickly learn the value of an emergency fund. It takes time to build a steady customer base. Until then, be prepared for the highs and lows. โœ”๏ธYou have to steer clear of time-wasting activities. We live in the information age, which has brought on information overload for many entrepreneurs. We see something that works, and we want to try it for our business. To make progress in your business, you have to focus your time on what will help your business where you are. โœ”๏ธYou canโ€™t do it all alone. Running a business involves many moving parts. As you start out, you can manage them on your own. Eventually, thereโ€™s so much to manage that you can't focus on things that will help your business grow. Today virtual assistants and freelancers can take on some of the load so you can focus on growing your business. โœ”๏ธGet your sh*t together or fail.

Sh*t people don't know about being an entrepreneur: โœ”๏ธItโ€™s lonely at timesโณ Loneliness is an occupational hazard for entrepreneurs. โœ”๏ธYouโ€™ll...