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Arguing, Ash, and Baked: libertarirynn: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: existentialist3: rainbowmonkeysinspace: pesthouse: classic-ash: wtfokcreepy: poppunkvampire: well I found my high school rapist on okcupid which allows me to out this fucker this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober. he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him. Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted. I hope you never have sex again. Ian Dickinson do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him So when his employer googles him they will see Ian Dickinson is a rapist Ian Dickinson rapes women Ian Dickinson is a criminal Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant Ian Dickinson should not have a job Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA Ian Dickinson is a cunt. Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you. I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence. Change my mind. @libertarirynn @the-fallen-storyteller raped me. I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“. They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them. ——————- There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal. @libertarirynn Sorry sweetie, you wrote wrong. The man was 19, currently 24, and the victim was 16 years old. The victim found the accused on okcupid, a dating site, you don’t just out someone for no reason. Maybe it could have been a vengeful girlfriend, maybe. The victim recalled the incident. I bet if you ask them for the full details, they can recall the ENTIRE experience. Are you fucking serious right now? Like are you actually, fucking serious right now? Do you believe literally everything you read on the Internet? Do you believe that hot Russian singles are in your area? Do you believe that “doctors hate him”? Do you believe that you can stop paying car insurance with one weird trick? Like I honestly don’t even have enough jokes for how asinine what you’re saying is. Your entire argument boils down to “this is true because someone on the Internet said that it was true“ and that’s literally it. You don’t have any proof she saw this picture on OkCupid. You don’t have any proof the ages are accurate. You don’t have any proof the person who made this isn’t a 45-year-old man living in Japan. This is honestly the fucking stupidest thing I’ve read all day and that’s saying a lot. So guess who blocked me? 🤣Lmao you specifically asked me for debate. If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen 🤷🏽‍♀️
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poppunkvampire:

well I found my high school rapist on okcupid
which allows me to out this fucker
this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober.
he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him.

Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted.
I hope you never have sex again.

Ian Dickinson
do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist
use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him
So when his employer googles him they will see
Ian Dickinson is a rapist
Ian Dickinson rapes women
Ian Dickinson is a criminal
Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant
Ian Dickinson should not have a job
Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA


Ian Dickinson is a cunt.


Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist

BASED ON FUCKING WHAT???
A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you.

I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. 
I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence.
Change my mind.
@libertarirynn 

@the-fallen-storyteller raped me.
I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“.
They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them.
——————-
There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal.


@libertarirynn 
Sorry sweetie, you wrote wrong. 
The man was 19, currently 24, and the victim was 16 years old. The victim found the accused on okcupid, a dating site, you don’t just out someone for no reason. Maybe it could have been a vengeful girlfriend, maybe. 
The victim recalled the incident. I bet if you ask them for the full details, they can recall the ENTIRE experience.

Are you fucking serious right now? Like are you actually, fucking serious right now? Do you believe literally everything you read on the Internet? Do you believe that hot Russian singles are in your area? Do you believe that “doctors hate him”? Do you believe that you can stop paying car insurance with one weird trick? Like I honestly don’t even have enough jokes for how asinine what you’re saying is. Your entire argument boils down to “this is true because someone on the Internet said that it was true“ and that’s literally it. You don’t have any proof she saw this picture on OkCupid. You don’t have any proof the ages are accurate. You don’t have any proof the person who made this isn’t a 45-year-old man living in Japan. This is honestly the fucking stupidest thing I’ve read all day and that’s saying a lot.

So guess who blocked me? 🤣Lmao you specifically asked me for debate. If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Arguing, Ash, and Baked: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: the-fallen-storyteller: libertarirynn: existentialist3: rainbowmonkeysinspace: pesthouse: classic-ash: wtfokcreepy: poppunkvampire: well I found my high school rapist on okcupid which allows me to out this fucker this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober. he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him. Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted. I hope you never have sex again. Ian Dickinson do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him So when his employer googles him they will see Ian Dickinson is a rapist Ian Dickinson rapes women Ian Dickinson is a criminal Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant Ian Dickinson should not have a job Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA Ian Dickinson is a cunt. Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist BASED ON FUCKING WHAT??? A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you. I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence. Change my mind. @libertarirynn @the-fallen-storyteller raped me. I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“. They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them. ——————- There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal. @libertarirynn Sorry sweetie, you wrote wrong. The man was 19, currently 24, and the victim was 16 years old. The victim found the accused on okcupid, a dating site, you don’t just out someone for no reason. Maybe it could have been a vengeful girlfriend, maybe. The victim recalled the incident. I bet if you ask them for the full details, they can recall the ENTIRE experience. Are you fucking serious right now? Like are you actually, fucking serious right now? Do you believe literally everything you read on the Internet? Do you believe that hot Russian singles are in your area? Do you believe that “doctors hate him”? Do you believe that you can stop paying car insurance with one weird trick? Like I honestly don’t even have enough jokes for how asinine what you’re saying is. Your entire argument boils down to “this is true because someone on the Internet said that it was true“ and that’s literally it. You don’t have any proof she saw this picture on OkCupid. You don’t have any proof the ages are accurate. You don’t have any proof the person who made this isn’t a 45-year-old man living in Japan. This is honestly the fucking stupidest thing I’ve read all day and that’s saying a lot.
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libertarirynn:


the-fallen-storyteller:

libertarirynn:

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rainbowmonkeysinspace:


pesthouse:

classic-ash:

wtfokcreepy:

poppunkvampire:

well I found my high school rapist on okcupid
which allows me to out this fucker
this man is named Ian Dickinson. he lives in Vancouver WA and he is 24 years old. when I was 16 and he was 19, he and an accomplice (who I will not out for personal reasons) assaulted me in his bed while I cried and begged them to stop. when I told him afterwards that what he had done wasn’t ok, he told me I shouldn’t have worn the skirt I had on and I deserved it, and then he laughed. we were both sober.
he’s studying Engineering at Clark Community College in Vancouver. stay away from him.

Stay safe, ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I live on the other side of the continent, but I’m still reblogging this because this man is a straight up cunt and deserves to be signal boosted.
I hope you never have sex again.

Ian Dickinson
do not employ Ian Dickinson he is a rapist
use his name as many times as possible so this post shows up when you google him
So when his employer googles him they will see
Ian Dickinson is a rapist
Ian Dickinson rapes women
Ian Dickinson is a criminal
Ian Dickinson should have an arrest warrant
Ian Dickinson should not have a job
Ian Dickinson is in Vancouver WA


Ian Dickinson is a cunt.


Ian Dickinson should be charged as a rapist

BASED ON FUCKING WHAT???
A nameless, faceless Tumblr user (who by the way I noticed has deactivated) puts up some random person’s picture and claims he’s a racist, and you morons gobble it up like fresh baked pie. I can’t fucking believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of notes of people eager as fuck to label this man a rapist despite ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to say that he is one. OP could be angry girlfriend, hell an angry BOYfriend. OP could’ve gotten that picture off the Internet. OP could be a fucking 40-year-old man and you dipshits wouldn’t know one way or another because a random Tumblr account puts up a picture and says “this guy is a rapist“ and nobody ever lies on the Internet, right? Seriously use your fucking brain for 2.5 seconds I am begging you.

I would like to argue this. There are the specific ages that the two were, the recount of there being a third party and recounting excatly what the accused said. 
I mean that’s pretty solid evidence if you ask me. They even told us the man’s college! That’s SOILD evidence.
Change my mind.
@libertarirynn 

@the-fallen-storyteller raped me.
I was 19 and they were 24. There was somebody else there (who I will leave out for personal reasons). Afterward they said “sucks to suck, buttercup“.
They’re studying mathematics at the university of California. Stay away from them.
——————-
There. According to you that’s a completely believable story with SOLID evidence. Honestly your statement is so ridiculous that I’m willing to consider maybe you were joking. Hell I hope you were joking. But just in case you weren’t that’s my rebuttal.


@libertarirynn 
Sorry sweetie, you wrote wrong. 
The man was 19, currently 24, and the victim was 16 years old. The victim found the accused on okcupid, a dating site, you don’t just out someone for no reason. Maybe it could have been a vengeful girlfriend, maybe. 
The victim recalled the incident. I bet if you ask them for the full details, they can recall the ENTIRE experience.

Are you fucking serious right now? Like are you actually, fucking serious right now? Do you believe literally everything you read on the Internet? Do you believe that hot Russian singles are in your area? Do you believe that “doctors hate him”? Do you believe that you can stop paying car insurance with one weird trick? Like I honestly don’t even have enough jokes for how asinine what you’re saying is. Your entire argument boils down to “this is true because someone on the Internet said that it was true“ and that’s literally it. You don’t have any proof she saw this picture on OkCupid. You don’t have any proof the ages are accurate. You don’t have any proof the person who made this isn’t a 45-year-old man living in Japan. This is honestly the fucking stupidest thing I’ve read all day and that’s saying a lot.

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Fall, God, and Huh: My character's hame is Rocket. Hes a genetically enhanced raccoon witha gun fetish. <p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p> <p>Mostly from Steve</p> <p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p> </blockquote> <p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p> <p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p> <p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p> <p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god.</p> </blockquote> <p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p> </blockquote> <p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p> <p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p> <p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p> <p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p> <p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p> <p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p> <p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p> <p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p> <p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p> <p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p> <p>“…Four.”<br/></p> <p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p> <p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p> <p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p> <p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p> <p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p> <p>“…Why?”<br/></p> <p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p> <p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p> <p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p> <p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p> <p>“What?”</p> <p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p> <p>“One.”<br/></p> <p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p> <p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p> <p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p> <p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p> <p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p> <p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p> <p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p> <p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p> <p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p> <p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p> <p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p> <p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p> </blockquote> <p style=""><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m0acOk2ZOgBXUcdGHg-6ELw">@rose-de-noire</a><br/></p> </blockquote>
Fall, God, and Huh: My character's
 hame is
 Rocket.
 Hes a
 genetically enhanced
 raccoon witha
 gun fetish.
<p><a href="http://tarathiel.tumblr.com/post/172403457857" class="tumblr_blog">tarathiel</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/169535311104/sperari-foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">therealfeedback</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sperari.tumblr.com/post/102829591486/foundloveinbudapest-obsessiforge" class="tumblr_blog">sperari</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://foundloveinbudapest.tumblr.com/post/102829111761/obsessiforge-bluandorange-so-ive-got-this" class="tumblr_blog">foundloveinbudapest</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obsessiforge.tumblr.com/post/101934507070/bluandorange-so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that">obsessiforge</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/post/101827855795/so-ive-got-this-headcanon-that-guardians-of-the">bluandorange</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>so <a href="http://bluandorange.tumblr.com/tagged/avengers%20play%20gotg/chrono">I’ve got this headcanon</a> that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling </p>
<p>Mostly from Steve</p>
<p><em>Especially</em> from Steve</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign but they keep getting sidetracked by –</p>
<p>Tony who just created what he sees himself as – the suave, wise-cracking space vagabond.</p>
<p>Thor who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple easy to remember traits (Strong, honor, doesn’t get metaphors)</p>
<p>and Bruce who’s actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says “I am Groot” and lets Steve decide</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Oh my god.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Headcanon accepted <em>so hard</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>“We need to break out of this prison. Bucky, do I know anything about it?”<br/></p>

<p>“Roll knowledge, Steve.”<br/></p>

<p>“Seventeen.”<br/></p>

<p>“From your years of experience and multiple prison escapes, you believe that if you can get one of the prison guard’s security bands to get into the watchtower, and one of the power cells to overload the security systems, you should be able to pull off an escape.”<br/></p>

<p>“Perfect. Nat, you have sleight of hand trained, right?”<br/></p>

<p>“Yes I do, Steve.”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright, you get the wristband. Bruce, grab the power cell.”<br/></p>

<p>“Yeah, sure, I am Groot.”<br/></p>

<p>“Even in a board game, boy scout has to give the orders, huh?”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright Tony, what’s-”<br/></p>

<p>“Excuse me, my name <i>Star Lord, </i>thank you.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Alright, Star Lord. What’s your plan?”<br/></p>

<p>“Well…Bucky?”<br/></p>

<p>“Knowledge, Tony.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Four.”<br/></p>

<p>“You’ve never been in prison before, so you have no idea. You think Rocket’s plan makes sense though.”<br/></p>

<p>“Alright, fine. What do you want me to do, Captain Raccoon?”</p>

<p>“Only the most important for you, Space King. Bucky, does anyone in the prison have a robotic arm?”<br/></p>

<p>“I swear if you’re going where I think you’re going with–”<br/></p>

<p>“Okay, leg. Robotic leg, not arm.”<br/></p>

<p>“Yes, there is one guy with a prosthetic leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“Tony I want you to get me that guy’s leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Why?”<br/></p>

<p>“Just trust me, we need it for the plan.”<br/></p>

<p>“Bucky, can I sense motive on Rocket?”<br/></p>

<p>“Go ahead.”<br/></p>

<p>“…These dice are weighted.”</p>

<p>“What?”</p>

<p>“What’d you get, Stark?”<br/></p>

<p>“One.”<br/></p>

<p>“Not only do you believe that Rocket needs the leg, you believe it is the single most important part of the plan. Without that leg, everything will fall to pieces.”<br/></p>

<p>“Okay, fine, I’ll get the leg.”<br/></p>

<p>“Perfect. Avengers, let’s get to work.”<br/></p>

<p>“Removing the power cell will set off the alarm, so you believe you should start with–”<br/></p>

<p>“I go remove the power cell.”<br/></p>

<p>“…Bruce, that’s…not a good idea. Like I said, ripping that out will set off the alarm.”<br/></p>

<p>“Right, exactly, sounds like fun. I go to rip it out.”<br/></p>

<p>“But…but I spent all week coming up with persuasion and stealth scenarios for–-”<br/></p>

<p>“This is what, a strength check?”<br/></p>

<p>“…Yes Bruce, it’s a strength check.”<br/></p>

<p>“I got a 20.”<br/></p>

<p>“…You rip out the power cell with a single tug, setting off the alarm and alerting every single guard in the prison to your escape attempt. Roll for initiative, and remember that I hate all of you.”</p>
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tarathiel: therealfeedback: sperari: foundloveinbudapest: obsessiforge: bluandorange: so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the...