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Do You Mind If: Autumn Today 11 38 AM Sorry, I'm not really looking for a relationship, but I saw your name and really wanted to use this pickup line. You can call me Winter because I wont come until Autumn is finished. Alright, you can unmatch me now. LOL thanks for that The pleasure is all mine... well, I guess that pickup line says the opposite, but you get the general idea As long as it at least made you're day little better too, it was worth it Do you mind if l post it on Facebook? I'll crop your name & pic It was rly that impressive Yeah, that's fine. Word My Tinder game definitely peaked there. It was by far the best pickup line AND autumn joke I've ever heard My friend commented "ironic bc Washington just completely skipped autumn this year" Imfao I said "yeah story of my fuckin life" I'll make it up next and we can skip me until you ee come twice. Damn look at you You're on a roll What can I say, you bring out the colors in me Autumn Oh my god I'd rather you bring them out in me Well, there's a chance Autumn might come early for next year. I think that's all I got. I've heard the anticipation is the best part though Anymore and I wouldn't want you to fall for me. Hey now get too cocky here, I just like pickup lines I had to switch to "fall" for that one. Feel like an idiot That was too clever even for me It's alright, I'll leaf quietly I'm in disbeleaf Damn I can't think of anything else I'm trying Well, this went better than I thought it would actually. I thought you would have autumnatically unmatched me. АННН LMAO Don't trees me like that Whew, what a re-leaf There's no season for you to be acting this way Yeah, I'm burnt out. "autumnatically That was a pretty damn good one This has probably been greatest match I've ever gotten. I gotta say, I agree Mind if I post this on the internet for internet points? Do it, I did If I could send you screenshots of people's reactions I totally would (Update) It’s that time of year
Do You Mind If: Autumn
 Today 11 38 AM
 Sorry, I'm not really looking for a relationship, but
 I saw your name and really wanted to use this
 pickup line.
 You can call me Winter because I wont come until
 Autumn is finished.
 Alright, you can unmatch me now.
 LOL thanks for that
 The pleasure is all mine... well, I guess that pickup
 line says the opposite, but you get the general
 idea
 As long as it at least made you're day little better
 too, it was worth it
 Do you mind if l post it on Facebook? I'll crop
 your name & pic
 It was rly that impressive
 Yeah, that's fine.
 Word
 My Tinder game definitely peaked there.
 It was by far the best pickup line AND autumn
 joke I've ever heard
 My friend commented "ironic bc Washington just
 completely skipped autumn this year" Imfao
 I said "yeah story of my fuckin life"
 I'll make it up next and we can skip me until you
 ee
 come twice.
 Damn look at you
 You're on a roll
 What can I say, you bring out the colors in me
 Autumn
 Oh my god
 I'd rather you bring them out in me
 Well, there's a chance Autumn might come early
 for next year.
 I think that's all I got.
 I've heard the anticipation is the best part though
 Anymore and I wouldn't want you to fall for me.
 Hey now get too cocky here, I just like pickup
 lines
 I had to switch to "fall" for that one.
 Feel like an idiot
 That was too clever even for me
 It's alright, I'll leaf quietly
 I'm in disbeleaf
 Damn I can't think of anything else
 I'm trying
 Well, this went better than I thought it would
 actually. I thought you would have autumnatically
 unmatched me.
 АННН LMAO
 Don't trees me like that
 Whew, what a re-leaf
 There's no season for you to be acting this way
 Yeah, I'm burnt out.
 "autumnatically
 That was a pretty damn good one
 This has probably been greatest match I've ever
 gotten.
 I gotta say, I agree
 Mind if I post this on the internet for internet
 points?
 Do it, I did
 If I could send you screenshots of people's
 reactions I totally would
(Update) It’s that time of year

(Update) It’s that time of year

Do You Mind If: 0,A 24% 5:15 Bread Saturday 938 PM I'm ready to get this bread U sure about that?? Oh yeah, I'm always ready for bread Do you like bread? I fucking love bread Do you like getting choked? Saturday 1116 PM Excuse me? Oh c'mon, you know the 'Let's get this bread' meme but not the "Do you like bread" meme? What a disappointment ....I'm unaware of that meme Follow up question: Will you come over tomorrow? Ahhhhh l've been enlightened If you're gonna be bread you've gotta go all the way, dig deep, and become the bread you were meant to be Saturday 11:43 PM You're right I was so unprepared It's all rye-te. You'll do breader next time Damn I need to step my bread game up If you don't improve soon people like me are going to show you up and you'll be toast Today 12:52 AM FRANK you're killing me Sorry, I'm just on a roll Bread? I really can't think of anything damn I made this account for fun now I feel inadequate Wow, usually it's the other people on tinder making me feel inadequate, this is s nice change of pace. There's no need to feel sourdough, cheer up! You're a fuckin baller frank I'm glad I could help Thanks, now I don't feel so pita-ful anymore I've been hitting you with these bread puns naan-stop I hope it hasn't been bothering you too much I fuckin love it how are you so damn clever Are you googling bread puns Nope, just coming up with them off of the top of my bread Marry me I don't think I'm bready for that kind of commitment yet... I appreciate the offer dough My heart is broken frank You're just moving a little too fast for me is all. If we just slow down and take our time I promise it'll be worth the wheat Today 1:58 AM I loaf you There you go, now you're getting it. Donut give up you're doing great Well, it's time for me to bake a nap, I can hit you with more bread puns after my yeast rises out of bed in the morning You bread my mind!! Today 4:49 PM Btw do you mind if I post this conversation to Breaddit and get some karma? Today 5:15 PM Dude go for it GIF Type a I was bready for this
Do You Mind If: 0,A 24%
 5:15
 Bread
 Saturday 938 PM
 I'm ready to get this bread
 U sure about that??
 Oh yeah, I'm always ready for bread
 Do you like bread?
 I fucking love bread
 Do you like getting choked?
 Saturday 1116 PM
 Excuse me?
 Oh c'mon, you know the 'Let's get this bread' meme
 but not the "Do you like bread" meme?
 What a disappointment
 ....I'm unaware of that meme
 Follow up question:
 Will you come over tomorrow?
 Ahhhhh l've been enlightened
 If you're gonna be bread you've gotta go all the way,
 dig deep, and become the bread you were meant to
 be
 Saturday 11:43 PM
 You're right I was so unprepared
 It's all rye-te. You'll do breader next time
 Damn I need to step my bread game up
 If you don't improve soon people like me are going to
 show you up and you'll be toast
 Today 12:52 AM
 FRANK you're killing me
 Sorry, I'm just on a roll
 Bread?
 I really can't think of anything damn
 I made this account for fun now I feel inadequate
 Wow, usually it's the other people on tinder making me
 feel inadequate, this is s nice change of pace. There's
 no need to feel sourdough, cheer up!
 You're a fuckin baller frank I'm glad I could help
 Thanks, now I don't feel so pita-ful anymore
 I've been hitting you with these bread puns naan-stop
 I hope it hasn't been bothering you too much
 I fuckin love it how are you so damn clever
 Are you googling bread puns
 Nope, just coming up with them off of the top of my
 bread
 Marry me
 I don't think I'm bready for that kind of commitment
 yet... I appreciate the offer dough
 My heart is broken frank
 You're just moving a little too fast for me is all. If we
 just slow down and take our time I promise it'll be
 worth the wheat
 Today 1:58 AM
 I loaf you
 There you go, now you're getting it. Donut give up
 you're doing great
 Well, it's time for me to bake a nap, I can hit you with
 more bread puns after my yeast rises out of bed in the
 morning
 You bread my mind!!
 Today 4:49 PM
 Btw do you mind if I post this conversation to Breaddit
 and get some karma?
 Today 5:15 PM
 Dude go for it
 GIF
 Type a
I was bready for this

I was bready for this