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Doing It Right: omg-images: Am I doing it right?
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Am I doing it right?

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Doing It Right: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers out? I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. When I played with Barbies I had this thing called "The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit" over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce "(name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld l thought it was hilarious. this shit is honestly so fucking real I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego. If your Barbies' lives aren't like Game of Thrones, you're not doing it right. When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the school's playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play a game called 'Highway to Extinction' which was just me jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and ramming it repeatedly into a wall My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for handles. What the fuck Math class is tough!
Doing It Right: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie
 commercials have little girls dressing them up
 and brushing their hair
 Like no
 Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about
 collecting as many dolls as you can get your
 grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the
 living room with your expansive empire of
 plastic women. Barbie is about creating
 intricate social structures and spicy inter-family
 conflicts between town house residents. Barbie
 is about formulating complex back stories for
 tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's
 about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot
 twists that split up marriages and cause that
 one Barbie you really dislike to be
 ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order
 to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
 Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable
 commercial that won't freak parents and
 caregivers out?
 I've always had the impression that advertisers
 don't really understand how girls play with their
 toys.
 When I played with Barbies I had this thing called
 "The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry
 hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she
 would go in there. And what I would do was I would
 carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit
 song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead
 pit" over and over again in different tones. Anyway,
 once I finally reached the pit I would announce
 "(name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a
 few moments. Then, I would violently shake the
 hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the
 tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld
 l thought it was hilarious.
 this shit is honestly so fucking real
 I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so
 angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him
 to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego.
 If your Barbies' lives aren't like Game of Thrones, you're
 not doing it right.
 When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the school's
 playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it
 I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play
 a game called 'Highway to Extinction' which was just me
 jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and
 ramming it repeatedly into a wall
 My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for
 handles.
 What the fuck
Math class is tough!

Math class is tough!

Doing It Right: riots punch racists <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/164156592537/klubbhead-anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/160824168208/anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://anti-sjw-movement.tumblr.com/post/160822414121/cisnowflake-bordstein-prinzessin-start-riots" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjw-movement</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160821306556/bordstein-prinzessin-start-riots-punch" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bordstein-prinzessin.tumblr.com/post/159520788637/start-riots-punch-racists" class="tumblr_blog">bordstein-prinzessin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>start riots &amp; punch racists</p></blockquote> <p>I think you mean destroy innocent people’s property and violently attack anyone you politically disagree with. Then when people start fighting back call them all fascists and racists while you run away crying. Did I get it about right?</p> </blockquote> <p>πŸ‘ŒπŸ» spot on. Also set all the bins on fire and smash windows otherwise you’re not doing it right. And never forget to block traffic.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget to feel morally superior at all times while committing all these atrocities.</p> <p><br/>Oh! And your parents are picking you up at 7pm and no later.</p> </blockquote> <p>Get shot by Asian store owners who are tired of the bullshit.</p></blockquote> <p>If your goal as an &ldquo;anti-fascist&rdquo; is literally to *start* riots, you definitely went wrong somewhere.</p>
Doing It Right: riots
 punch
 racists
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/164156592537/klubbhead-anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/160824168208/anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://anti-sjw-movement.tumblr.com/post/160822414121/cisnowflake-bordstein-prinzessin-start-riots" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjw-movement</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160821306556/bordstein-prinzessin-start-riots-punch" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bordstein-prinzessin.tumblr.com/post/159520788637/start-riots-punch-racists" class="tumblr_blog">bordstein-prinzessin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>start riots &amp; punch racists</p></blockquote>

<p>I think you mean destroy innocent people’s  property and violently attack anyone you politically disagree with. Then when people start fighting back call them all fascists and racists while you run away crying. Did I get it about right?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>πŸ‘ŒπŸ» spot on. Also set all the bins on fire and smash windows otherwise you’re not doing it right. And never forget to block traffic.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Don’t forget to feel morally superior at all times while committing all these atrocities.</p>
<p><br/>Oh! And your parents are picking you up at 7pm and no later.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Get shot by Asian store owners who are tired of the bullshit.</p></blockquote>

<p>If your goal as an &ldquo;anti-fascist&rdquo; is literally to *start* riots, you definitely went wrong somewhere.</p>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/164156592537/klubbhead-anti-sjw-movement-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:...

Doing It Right: rage-comics-base: MRW someone who I thought was my friend and a supposedly respectable member of the BDSM community says, β€œif it’s not rape, you’re not doing it right.”
Doing It Right: rage-comics-base:

MRW someone who I thought was my friend and a supposedly respectable member of the BDSM community says, β€œif it’s not rape, you’re not doing it right.”

rage-comics-base: MRW someone who I thought was my friend and a supposedly respectable member of the BDSM community says, β€œif it’s not r...

Doing It Right: Open Up Your Rounded Shoulders @dr.jacob harden MOVE BETTER MONDAY: SHOULDER MOBILITY The shoulder dislocate is a great drill and can make for a wonderful addition to both your warm up and your prehab routine. It takes the shoulder joint through a full πŸ”ƒ circumduction motion and will help you build and maintain excellent shoulder mobility. This drill is one of my ☝ top recommendations for anyone sitting at a desk all day as it opens up the thoracic spine and pecs, helping get you out of that kyphotic, rounded shoulders posture. And the best part is, you can do it right at 🏠 home or in the gym with a broomstick or PVC pipe. I like to warm up the tissues by doing 15 reps of πŸ™‹ one arm up and over at a time and then repeat in the other direction. Then go into the full dislocate where you move πŸ™† both arms back and forth. If you have really tight shoulders, you'll need to start out at the widest grip length. As your shoulders open up, you can start a bring the hands in. Make sure to keep the ribs ‡ down so that you create motion only at the shoulder and don't hyperextend the lumbar spine. Add it into your routine once or twice every day this week and you'll feel much better come Friday. πŸ˜„ And then I'll have a new one for you next Monday! . 🎡 - Rakeem Miles - A Dollar A Day MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox FutureproofYourBody
Doing It Right: Open Up
 Your Rounded
 Shoulders
 @dr.jacob harden
MOVE BETTER MONDAY: SHOULDER MOBILITY The shoulder dislocate is a great drill and can make for a wonderful addition to both your warm up and your prehab routine. It takes the shoulder joint through a full πŸ”ƒ circumduction motion and will help you build and maintain excellent shoulder mobility. This drill is one of my ☝ top recommendations for anyone sitting at a desk all day as it opens up the thoracic spine and pecs, helping get you out of that kyphotic, rounded shoulders posture. And the best part is, you can do it right at 🏠 home or in the gym with a broomstick or PVC pipe. I like to warm up the tissues by doing 15 reps of πŸ™‹ one arm up and over at a time and then repeat in the other direction. Then go into the full dislocate where you move πŸ™† both arms back and forth. If you have really tight shoulders, you'll need to start out at the widest grip length. As your shoulders open up, you can start a bring the hands in. Make sure to keep the ribs ‡ down so that you create motion only at the shoulder and don't hyperextend the lumbar spine. Add it into your routine once or twice every day this week and you'll feel much better come Friday. πŸ˜„ And then I'll have a new one for you next Monday! . 🎡 - Rakeem Miles - A Dollar A Day MyodetoxOrlando Myodetox FutureproofYourBody

MOVE BETTER MONDAY: SHOULDER MOBILITY The shoulder dislocate is a great drill and can make for a wonderful addition to both your warm up...