🔥 25+ Best Memes About Dollars

Iran, Conservative, and Back: IRAN'S FAVORITE CANDIDATES IN 2020! KAMALA ELIZABETH BERNIE HARRIS WARREN SANDERS Learn More at 2020Democrats.info If any of these Democrats win in 2020, they will bring back the dangerous Iran Nuclear Deal - putting billions of dollars more in the hands of this terrorist regime!

If any of these Democrats win in 2020, they will bring back the dangerous Iran Nuclear Deal - putting billions of dollars more in the hands ...

America, cnn.com, and Irs: People Who Complain that the Tax Cut Made Their Refund Go Down Twelve dollars please. Your change is eight dollars. dollars p $12.00 $ 8.00 We've reduced the price! Nine dollars please. Your change is one dollar. $ 9.00 5 1.00 What?! Last year I got eight dollars back! We need to repeal this price reduction!! Unbiased America SEN. KAMALA HARRIS AND THE DEMOCRATS’ INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST CLAIMS ABOUT LOWER TAX REFUNDS by Kevin Ryan Today is tax day, and many Democrats (and the media who carry their water) have been complaining about lower tax refunds, as a way to insinuate that the tax cuts have economically hurt people because refunds are lower. Sen. Kamala Harris tweeted that “The average tax refund is down about $170 compared to last year. Let’s call the President’s tax cut what it is: a middle-class tax hike to line the pockets of already wealthy corporations and the 1%.” To understand just how wrong her statement is, compare paying your taxes to a trip to the supermarket. If your bill is $12, and you hand the cashier $20, you get back $8 in change. Now, if the supermarket reduces its prices, and your bill is $9, you can give the cashier $10 and get a dollar back in change. Sen. Harris claims that you are WORSE off in the second scenario because you got less change back. Even though you saved $3. That’s how intellectually dishonest she and all those headlines deriding lower refunds are. She seriously believes people don’t understand how tax withholding and refunds work. And maybe her constituents don’t, so here’s a brief primer: Every time you receive a paycheck from your employer, a certain amount is taken out of it and given to the government to pay your federal income tax. Ideally, by the end of the year, all the amount withheld from your paychecks will add up to exactly what you owe in taxes. If you paid too much during the year, the IRS will send you a refund. If you paid $10,000 through withholding and your actual tax bill is only $9,000, you will get a $1,000 refund. In other words, you gave the government a $1,000 interest-free loan and now they are paying you back. Whether you withheld too much or too little does not change the total amount of your tax bill, it just changes how much change you get back from the government. SOURCES: https://mobile.twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1095052105327484931 https://www.jct.gov/publications.html?func=download&id=5173&chk=5173&no_html=1 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/14/business/economy/income-tax-cut.html?fbclid=IwAR2KalQi8VjA2DYDjgEX_W_g_3hnhb_5Ii-aJaPmC6baeXj-klQ3e_AEH78 https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/13/politics/tax-reform-winners-and-losers/index.html

SEN. KAMALA HARRIS AND THE DEMOCRATS’ INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST CLAIMS ABOUT LOWER TAX REFUNDS by Kevin Ryan Today is tax day, and many Dem...

Anime, Dank, and Boston: WITH DEPRESSION AS SEVERE AS YOURS, THERE'S ONLY ONE TREATMENT, AND IT'S VERY CONTROVERSIAL GOOCHY-GOOCHY-GOO! TELL ME... HAVE YOU HEARD OF TICKLING? HEH HAH HEE HEE!! HAHA HA HEE!! HA HA HA HEHE HAHA!! AH HA HAHA HA HA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHAH AEHEHAEHEAHAEHAEHTHAT'LL BE FORTY THREE HAEHAEHA THOUSAND DOLLARS HEEHA!! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

Fucking, Memes, and How To: Do you ever have a problem where you just don't know how to reply to an argument, not because you don't know the answer, but you just don't know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you'd need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university? Every fucking day.

Every fucking day.

Germany, Minimum Wage, and Source: edwad i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars soyamorsoyVida Per what edwad second Source: edwad 38,397 notes Germany’s economy experiences hyperinflation and collapse (1921)

Germany’s economy experiences hyperinflation and collapse (1921)

Dank, 🤖, and Paycheck: when your paycheck is 3 dollars more than usual

Mr. Krabs, Congratulations, and Time: @holupwut what happened here?? @lordflaconegro Me millionth dollar Congratulations to Mr Krabs for 1 MILLION dollars earned! Time for a fishing trip!

Congratulations to Mr Krabs for 1 MILLION dollars earned! Time for a fishing trip!

Dank, Memes, and Mr. Krabs: @holupwut what happened here?? @lordflaconegro Me millionth dollar Congratulations to Mr Krabs for 1 MILLION dollars earned! Time for a fishing trip! by b0ssguy300 MORE MEMES

Congratulations to Mr Krabs for 1 MILLION dollars earned! Time for a fishing trip! by b0ssguy300 MORE MEMES

Charlie, Memes, and 🤖: | BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE AN INVESTIGATION INTO EVERY MULTIMILLIONAIRE IN CONGRESS WHO HAS ACCUMULATED THAT WEALTH ON A CONGRESSIONAL SALARY USING OUR TAX DOLLARS CHARLIE KIRI

Fucking, Love, and Moms: stardustparker reasons i want to be rich to randomly fill up people's entire gofundmes to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards to be able to actually afford my real sense of style to pay my mom's bills and debts reasons i dont want to be rich to hoard the entire fucking planet's resources and kill off the world's population slowly awesomacious: I love this!

awesomacious: I love this!

Bad, Iphone, and Twitter: Prickly At First * @PersonaPrickly By the age of 30 you should have 1.10 dollars in your account 2. A bad relationship story 3. Anxiety 4. Back Pain 10:13 PM 4/3/19 Twitter for iPhone View Tweet activity 3,579 Retweets 13.4K Likes Check And Mate

Check And Mate

Memes, Today, and Idiot: I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me 160 dollars. I gave her 80 dollars and told her to get the rest from the other idiot.

Dank, 🤖, and Paycheck: when your paycheck is 3 dollars more than usual

Memes, Subway, and Blog: source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com way Subway once had to settle a lawsuit with angry customers who had proved each footlong" sandwich was really only 11 inches in length. It cost the company over a half-million dollars in legal fees, and each plaintiff earned close to $1,000 each.

Dank, Memes, and Target: Fish Bowel @fishbowel Cashier: you're 8 cents short Me: it's only 8 cents can you just let it slide Cashier: no Me: *slides cashier 20 dollars what about now 12/17/18, 2:52 PM 1,009 Retweets 6,489 Likes meirl by fineburi MORE MEMES

meirl by fineburi MORE MEMES

Fish, MeIRL, and Can: Fish Bowel @fishbowel Cashier: you're 8 cents short Me: it's only 8 cents can you just let it slide Cashier: no Me: *slides cashier 20 dollars what about now 12/17/18, 2:52 PM 1,009 Retweets 6,489 Likes meirl

meirl

Mood, Good Morning, and Fish: Fish Bowel @fishbowel Cashier: you're 8 cents short Me: it's only 8 cents can you just let it slide Cashier: no Me: *slides cashier 20 dollars* what about now 12/17/18, 2:52 PM 1,009 Retweets 6,489 Likes Daily mood Good morning

Daily mood Good morning

Adam Sandler, Alive, and Animals: Johnny Boy 'limbo', Marston Arthur More Organ Holland Hoseas Before Broseas swagalicious crunchy outside, self-deprecating chewy center - "how many licks does it take the squad's favorite disaster scrappy damsel squares up at a moment's notice can never seem to get their shit together to get to the center of my depression" goth jock dropout just wants to settle down - - dumbest smart person alive - denies being moe - "wanna know how I got these scars- wait where are you going" - makes 50+ post twitter threads nobody reads just needs a break - "Actually, correlation is not causation" - thinks they're charming, is actually charming - constantly forgets their age - "back in my day - only one who knows what the fuck they're talking about incredible artist, thinks their stuff is 'okay' still needs to shut the fuck up - one shot, one kill - "once I go viral it's over for you hoes" - has a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' welcome mat-liked by practically everybody - productive procrastinator can never hold down a relationship - Instant Uncle, Just Add Baby suffers from chronic pushover syndrome "no questions, dammit, no questions" - jokes hit too close to home - Good bad influence - weed friend Make It Work Guy Fieri Will Billiamson Bad Santa -always knows what to play at a party - adopts everyone on sight - great with kids, great with animals, wants to hold your baby - scientific evidence good girls want bad boys - tsundere - burns salads - "have you eaten today" - owns etsy account, too busy to make anything - punches self for fun - professional alcoholic - always needs to borrow money - terrible drunk, never remembers what happened that night walks around the house in their underwear gives great hugs needs seven showers group's unexpected therapist patronus is secondhand embarrassment just wants to be part of the family "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"* is the party cultured, well-traveled and stylish; made for Instagram - *gestures to all of you* "we need to do something about this" - always starts drama, yet always seems to avoid it bad taste in literally everything, banned from recommending outings - will always have squad's back iron constitution, never gets sick - "say that to my fucking face" - may seem Mad, is actually Sad petty *pulls up in drive-thru, orders single starts the day with horoscope readings - Chaotic Loyal black coffee, leaves t" FUCKS.EXE STOPPED WORKING 'mSorry Ms. Jackson tOh) Bastard Millennial Green Hat McGuy "join team chat" - fashionable at all times, even when going to the grocery store can't do crime if you ain't cute -only dates fictional men won't leave the house for days need lives on cow tales and TVTropes says they can hold their liquor regularly tells squad to hydrate can't actually hold their liquor too nice for own good living boke and tsukkomi routine to shut up yesterday social interaction, naps for ten years it's basic hygiene and laying beneath the stars -"please stop talking" exhausted after two minutes of maybe they're born with it, maybe soft spot for animals, slow dancing cooler than you . living proof the scariest people frat brotryhard nerd gem fusion come in the nicest packages graceful loser, even more graceful winner - "what day is it again" nobody sees clapbacks coming until it's never learned how to drive every day is roast session day - "I'll roast you, I'll roast them, I'll roast me fuckin' self" - Has never completed No Nut November sings in the shower - adores Linkin Park late - "are you ready yet" "almost" - allergic to idiots Adam Sandler Regina O'George Let Me Speak To Your Manager - retired mom friend, back from retirement ages every time someone references a vine instead of responding normally - smokes sixty packs a day Goof Troop social norms are for dweebs just wants to play videogames - No Drama? No ProblemTM -"Local Mean Girl Refuses To Be Toppled From Throne" - loses shit over small things -THIS close to cutting someone and snack in peace shoves people in lockers to show affection forgets not to swear in front of other never forgets a birthday shaped like a friend only one in squad who can cook only one in squad who can drive people's children the queen of throwing down "fuck, sorry about that" given up on romance savwy businessowner resident gossip big problems are Whatever - needs therapy - Favorite Songs Are 'Find Me Somebody- smells amazing To Love' And 'Before He Cheats' common sense frequently left on read - hasn't seen most popular movies - a matryoshka of pain - wishes you didn't look like a dump truck knows Wicked by heart - only one in squad who does taxes Songs Are unforgiveable weeb - villain origin story is that stubborn chin hair that keeps growing back - always says 'gg' after every game incredible skin care regimen - "just drink more water" award winning sailor mouth - Big Hair, Don't Care "What's My Age Again" by Blink 182 World's Saddest Violin Bullshit Magician Expletive Noises Looks like a million dollars, is probably worth a million dollars - family person, loves everybody keeps Twitter on private - meows back at their cat - extroverted introvert -feels guilty for not logging into Animal Crossing for nine months thinks existence is kind of funny invented the word 'dapper - the living embodiment of when you try your best but you don't succeed' - just wants to be loved and cherished -great with animals, never scratched the life of the party, when they're not launching into drunken diatribes -smartest smart person alive -stays up until three in the morning thinking about the meaning of life - an essential addition to any squad - reads at 10,000 miles per hour wants to stab Banksy hates stan culture hoards comfort food beneath their desk gets sentimental over their Neopets used to hoard Beanie Babies - hates answering the phone - silently lurks in Twitch chatrooms - needs more friends - stylish drunk with two hollow legs - never fails to speak their mind great at impressions -not-so-secretly depressed - regularly confuses main for private "just forget I said that haha" preserves their right hook for justice - stared into the void, got bored quotes movies when provoked - "That's just, like, your opinion, man." the most perfect teeth Baby Boy...Baby Talk Shit, Get Hit Mr. Krabs A Dog - soft outside, softer inside - never ashamed to cry - weak spot for pups, needs to pet every dog they see -only one of the squad that's been punched squad's resident cheapskate needs to seriously reconsider things trolling game out of control A dog - never seems to accumulate debt, also never tips the waiter took college prep in high school - can't fight to save their life - surprisingly terrifying comebacks - multilingual gg ez clap" oves Bon Iver, Death Grips and Beyonce equally - Kappa Kappa KappaRoss CoolStoryBob workplace's local kissass likes to give gifts to sad friends living embodiment of a flower crown talks during movies home life is a mess - needs a vacation, too self-conscious - doesn't flush toilets in public bathrooms to take one - adopted by everybody - "Oh, I won't report you...yet" believes they were born in the wrong era - has never yelled once - in love with the smell of old books - wishes on stars when no one's looking leaves breadcrumbs in butter a well-rounded tool - nobody knows why they keep getting invited"Poverty is a state of mind." champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic pain, tag your panic attacks, tag your existential crisis I am all of these yet none of them at the same time

champagnesuperhoeva: red dead redemption 2 tag yourself masterpost now all in one spot for your convenient bullshit needs tag your chronic p...

Memes, Money, and Hurricane: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Puerto Rico got 91 Billion Dollars for the hurricane, more money than has ever been gotten for a hurricane before, & all their local politicians do is complain & ask for more money. Ihe pols are grossly incompetent, spend the money foolishly or corruptly, & only take from USA They super didn’t. 91 Billion was the estimated DAMAGE. Puerto Rico is still WAITING for most of their allocated relief funds, while our president lies to himself and lies to you. https://t.co/lTK9kTmfJY

They super didn’t. 91 Billion was the estimated DAMAGE. Puerto Rico is still WAITING for most of their allocated relief funds, while our pre...

Tumblr, Blog, and Infinity: 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation srsfunny:72 years later…

srsfunny:72 years later…

Money, Time, and Davis: Bailey Davis @baybaydayday If I had a dollar for every time l hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb 10/18/18, 07:45 Ouch.

Ouch.

Adidas, Future, and Memes: DUKE Sonny Vaccaro, former marketing executive with Nike, Adidas & Reebok, on Zion's future sneaker deal -66リリー We're not talking about 100 dollars, we're talking about 100 million dollars. via Nick DePaula Zion could step into the NBA with a huge shoe deal 👀💰 (via Nick DePaula)

Zion could step into the NBA with a huge shoe deal 👀💰 (via Nick DePaula)

Charlie, Yes, and Congress: I BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE AN INVESTIGATION INTO EVERY MULTIMILLIONAIRE IN CONGRESS WHO HAS ACCUMULATED THAT WEALTH ON A CONGRESSIONAL SALARY USING OUR TAX DOLLARS CHARLIE KIRK Yes.

Yes.

Anaconda, War, and Zion: HITNICK DEPAULA ITHINK IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BIDDING WAR EVER DONE. ...WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT100 DOLLARS, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 100 MILLION DOLLARS. SONNY VACCARO ON ZION WILLIAMSON'S ROOKIE SNEAKER DEAL B R KICKS Zion's shoe deal is already expected be to at least $100M 🤑

Zion's shoe deal is already expected be to at least $100M 🤑

Cats, Sunglasses, and Dethklok: 5 Fifteen million dollars was WHYR 57 WHYE spent on Dethklok kitty shades, WHYR sunglasses for cats.

Birthday, The Office, and Yo: THAT'S A GOOD ALL OF THEIR HIGH END BLENDS. THIS WILL BE PERFECT FOR EMILY'S BIRTHDAY. WAIT... EMILY? YO R NEMESIS AT WORK? WHAT DO YOu THINK OF SELECTION. THIS COFFEE SAMPLER PACK? COFFEE AFTER THIS SHE'LL KNOW WHAT REAL COFFEE TASTES LIKE AND WON'T BE ABLE TO GO BACK. SHE'LL HAVE TO BREW HER OWN OR STOP AT A FANCY PLACE EACH MORNING. THIS GIFT WILL COST HER THO SANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR. YES SHE YOu HATE DRINKS THE FREE GARBAGE COFFEE IN THEWOULD YOu BREAK ROOM AT HER. WHY GET HER A GIFT? THE OFFICE. The gift.

The gift.

Money, Time, and Davis: Bailey Davis @baybaydayday If I had a dollar for every time l hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb 10/18/18, 07:45 Ouch.

Ouch.

Click, Memes, and Aliens: I'm not against immigration. l'm against an invasion of illegal aliens who are flooding our country and leeching off my tax dollars My thoughts exactly... There Is PANIC In The Diabetes Industry! Big Pharma executives can't believe their eyes. SEE WHY CLICK HERE ►► http://u-read.org/no-diabetes

My thoughts exactly... There Is PANIC In The Diabetes Industry! Big Pharma executives can't believe their eyes. SEE WHY CLICK HERE ►► http:...

Anaconda, Energy, and Funny: t1 Gravitas Free Zone Retweeted db pooper @lonelydandruff 2h I just realised americans think their medicine costs as much as they're charged for it Your Trusted Wizard @Choplogik iguess if i was an american & saw all the wildly exorbitant medical bills people get i would wonder how universal healthcare'd get paid for 07 216 357 queeranarchism: flyingfishtailoutpost1: thebibliosphere: lizardtitties: withasmoothroundstone: robstmartin: titleknown: Blogging this tweet because this explains SO MUCH about the mindset of pretty much all the folks I’ve known who’re against single-payer, it’s not even funny… This…. This never occurred to me. Not once. That Americans are against Health Care because they think it actually costs tens of thousands of dollars for a broken arm, hundreds of thousands for a complicated birth, millions for cancer treatment. Because they’ve never known anything different. The idea that a broken arm is only a couple hundred bucks; a complicated birth a couple thousand; cancer treatment only tens of thousands; all easily covered by existing tax structures. This explains a lot. And it’s a good example of what I was talking about in my post on scarcity being used to prop up ableism – always question the idea that a resource is genuinely scarce. Even if it seems obvious that it is, quite often that’s the result of careful manipulation and misconceptions that you’re not even aware of. And never think you’re too smart to be fooled by that kind of thing, it doesn’t work like that. Similarly, don’t think people who are fooled by something are stupid. Nobody can have all the information about everything, and nobody has the time and energy to investigate and put together conscious conclusions about every piece of information they’re given. It doesn’t take being stupid, or even just gullible, to believe something like this. I currently live in a country without free medical care and still, it’s enormously cheap compared to the USA. An American expat wrote a piece for our English language paper about how she paid more for parking at the hospital than giving birth to her baby that’s pretty interesting: https://grapevine.is/mag/articles/2016/01/06/healthcare-in-iceland-vs-the-us-weve-got-it-so-good/ Yesterday I had to go to the hospital cause I injured my eye, I’m frankly dreading what the bill is going to be, but what made me balk was being told in the pharmacy that my insurance was denied for the antibiotic eye drops and it’d be over $100 out of pocket. So I didn’t get my eyedrops. I’ve had these same drops before living in the UK. They cost me seven GBP. It’s the exact same drug, same steroid, same strain of antibiotic. But somehow the US gets away with charging $100 for a generic non brand version of a drug which is easy to create and widely used. It’s downright robbery, but also a form of eugenics through poverty and class warfare. You keep the poor poor by making sure basic necessities remain unattainable and then you make it seem like the norm so no one fights it. The rest of the world is not like this. Eat the rich. Resist. It’s downright robbery, but also a form of eugenics through poverty and class warfare. THIS. THISTHISTHIS. THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. This always question the idea that a resource is genuinely scarce.

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Memes, Aliens, and Immigration: l'm not against immigration. I'm against an invasion of illegal aliens who are flooding our country and leeching off my tax dollars www.UncieSamisMisguitieticmldren.com

Anaconda, Be Like, and Christmas: FLINT WATER PLANT CIENCE WHIZ By ADRIANA DIAZ CBS NEWS December 25, 2017, 7:32 PM 12-year-old Colorado girl, troubled by Flint water C CO miles away, invents lead detector f Share | У Tweet / (3 Reddit. F Flipboard / @ Email LONE TREE, Colo. -Outside denver, a talented 12-year-old is getting national attention. It's not for her music, it's for Gitanjali Rao's contribution to science. If my mom asked me what do you want for Christmas, I'd be like, lead," Gitanjali said. CBS News @CBSNews Follow 12-year-old Colorado girl, troubled by Flint water crisis more than 1,000 miles away, invents lead detector cbsn.ws/2laS8wb M. 4:40 PM-25 Dec 2017 268 Retweets 631 Likes Dscowery 3M Young DATE: October 17, 2017 Scientist Challenge PAY TO THE ORDER of America's Top Young Scientist $25,000.00 DOLLARS Twenty-Five Thousand and 0o/100 Gitanjali Rao won the Young Scientist Competition for a lead detector. CBS NEWS It was inspired by a real-world problem. "Ive been following the Flint water crisis for about two years," Gitanjali said. With Gitanjali's device, instead of taking days to send water samples to a lab, her device detects lead in seconds using carbon molecules - and a mobile app. thatpettyblackgirl: Her name is Gitanjali Rao I’m glad someone cares. She’s a blessing. #Flint #FlintWaterCrisis Remember when the governor found out and spent millions to hire a PR firm? Maybe he should’ve been getting someone to make these instead.

thatpettyblackgirl: Her name is Gitanjali Rao I’m glad someone cares. She’s a blessing. #Flint #FlintWaterCrisis Remember when the go...

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: KRAFT in 16 SLICES KRAFT ngtes exoterical: bitterassfandom: bitterassfandom: hot singles in your area I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT its not you the joke was just too cheesy

exoterical: bitterassfandom: bitterassfandom: hot singles in your area I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND...

Memes, Government, and 🤖: EXPLAIN THIS HOW DOES SOMEONE ON A $190,000 ANNUAL GOVERNMENT SALARY. ACCUMULATE A NET WORTH OF OVER $26 MILLION DOLLARS?? TURNING POINT USA Doesn't Add Up... #BigGovSucks

Doesn't Add Up... #BigGovSucks

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: 7 hours ago near 3 Game Show Idea: 11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars. Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com laughoutloud-club: Awesome Game Show Idea

laughoutloud-club: Awesome Game Show Idea

Facts, Fire, and Lit: Because his daughter was cold, Escobar once lit $2 million dollars on fire to keep her warm weird-facts.org @factsweird

George Carlin, Memes, and Control: THE REAL OWNERS, THE BIG WEALTHY BUSINESS INTERESTS THAT CONTROL THINGS AND MAKE ALL THE IMPORTANT DECISIONS. THEY VE LONG SINCE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR THE SENATE, THE CONGRESS, THE STATEHOUSES, THE CITY HALLS. THEY SPEND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS EVERY YEAR LOBBYING, LOBBYING TO GET WHAT THEY WANT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY DON'T WANT THEY DONT WANT A POPULATION OF CITIZENS CAPABLE OF CRITICAL THINKING. THEY DON'T WANT A WELL-INFORMED, WELL-EDUCATED PEOPLE CAPABLE OF CRITICAL THINKING GEORGE CARLIN Us Mic drop.

Mic drop.

College, Parents, and Kids: Smart college kids College Kids with rich parents *slides 20 dollars* how about now

*slides 20 dollars* how about now

Internet, Pizza, and Being Salty: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don't know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars) or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because evervthing on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza This planet is really just so amazing guys wow The taste of this melon wil always surprise you Today has been great We can all go to bed, the day is finished more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

College, Earned It, and Memes: Instead of spending millions of dollars to cheat their kids' way into college, maybe these super wealthy con artist parents should be required to pay a larger share in taxes so that all kids, who rightfully earned it, can get an equal education. Ed Krassenstein OCCUPY DEMOCRATS EXCELLENT idea! Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

EXCELLENT idea! Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

Memes, True, and How To: SINCE LBJS"GREAT SOCIETY WAS ESTABLISHED WE'VE WASTED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TEACHING STUDENTS WHAT TO THINK INSTEAD OF HOW TO THINK. TUINT NSA POINT USA Sad But True... #BigGovSucks

Sad But True... #BigGovSucks

Dank, Memes, and Target: 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation 72 years later by WingleWangler MORE MEMES

72 years later by WingleWangler MORE MEMES

Infinity, Old, and Inflation: 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation 72 years later

72 years later

America, Love, and Tumblr: This guy had checks of him and his new wife printed so he could write alimony checks to his ex. 425 CH BANK OF AMERICA 475 131210 CHANCr Date NEVER BEEN HAPPIER! LOVE MY WIFE CHANCE 450 Date to the ANK OF AMERICA Dollars E NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!! I LOVE MY WIFE srsfunny: Outstanding move

srsfunny: Outstanding move

Best, Gorgeous, and Hilarious: The best guy you'll ever have is not the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. He's the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious and like a million dollars He makes sure you know you're loved.

Ass, College, and Dude: megasov: gordon-pint: sharkpunks: Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story. I think you were visited by a wizard

megasov: gordon-pint: sharkpunks: Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong Fun story I had a customer come in at my college sub...

Dank, Coffee, and Okay: Sometimes just want someone to hua me and say "l know it s hard. You're going to be okay. Heres a coffee. And 5 million dollars

Lego, George Lucas, and Lucas: LEGO 6-12 75187 George Lucas with 4.05 Billion Dollars WookieeNutz CHA CHING

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Android, College, and Moms: Feinstein 2020 @JohnnyPixelface Remember when times were simpler and moms just bribed college deans with blowjobs to get their kids enrolled? We need to return to that. Not everyone's mom has a million dollars, but everyones mom has a mouth. End class discrimination. 11:33 AM 12 Mar 19 Twitter for Android Level the playing field.

Level the playing field.

Apparently, Bad, and Community: $63,213 of $20,000 goal 2k EVERY GIRL DESERVES TO KNOW SHE CAN BE A HERO Raised by 1,251 people in 2 months SEND GIRLS TO SEE CAPTAIN MARVEL Donate Now Share on Facebook Created January 8, 2019 LEARN MORE AND DONATE: GOFUNDME.COM/CAPTAINMARVEL We Have Stories Community ọ Astoria, New York whs #CAPTAINMARVELCHALLENGE POWERED BY: we have stories Recent Donations Send Girls to See Captain Marvel afloweroutofstone: Good news: The charity said they’re putting the $43,000 dollars they raised above their goal into girls’ education programs in Watts, Compton, and South LA. Bad news: People were apparently more willing to donate $63,000 for girls to give to the Walt Disney Corporation than they were to donate to girls’ programs in low-income communities in the first place

afloweroutofstone: Good news: The charity said they’re putting the $43,000 dollars they raised above their goal into girls’ education progr...

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