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Birthday, Football, and Miami Dolphins: BIRTHDAY Someone wanted a dolphin cake, my wife assumed a football themed Miami Dolphins cake when they really just wanted dolphins on it.
Birthday, Football, and Miami Dolphins: BIRTHDAY
Someone wanted a dolphin cake, my wife assumed a football themed Miami Dolphins cake when they really just wanted dolphins on it.

Someone wanted a dolphin cake, my wife assumed a football themed Miami Dolphins cake when they really just wanted dolphins on it.

America, Animals, and Ass: O0 46 11:53 r/AskReddit Posted by u/dogelioliver 42m What's the most beautiful confession you've ever received/given? Discussion Vote Share BEST COMMENTS Gundam336B 35m I dreamed a fucked deer In the ass and and it gave birth to a spaceship before I came 1000000 gallons of spueing hot cum into the face of 1000 women then I knocked them up snd they gave birth to an army of my 3ft long dick haveing sons and we conquered the world rapeing chickens and haveing will out of control deranged sex with all the women snd all the animals until fucked the ppl and NASA snd stole a space ship to go. Conquer other worlds with out turgent warrior cocks. Then we turned into bats and fucked cars snd grew 20 ft metallic cocks in order impregnate girls with hot oil cum mixed with nuts and and bolts In order to give birth to rolls Royce'.the clown carnival ppl came back from the dead and started shitting out shotguns full of Hennessy and they excuted all the baby dolphins that live in the woods behind the moon on yakanik 5 the planet. That is when My asshole talked to me when I'm driving down the highway telling me I need to allow myself to fucked by the bow God Terrence. when i walk into the classroom upon arriving I contemplate sawing off my foot with a crayon so I can see the future and determine the next president of the United states of America. During the year 1947 I discovered the electric cars would cause cancer and I enlisted in the Russian army to fight world hunger. While I as in Russia i learned that snow comes from animal cracker boxes, the truth shocked me the only way to come to learrn the secret of the universe is drink until you almost blackout but dont blsck out that way you can learn the secret to the universe and become 1 withh edward the plant monster. Which brings me to tonight's story. When I walked in from work earlier drunk I sat down on my couch and wanted my car to be in my room so I tried to drive my car into my house but I learned that resistance was futile and i jammed a broom in my ass and drank more liquor and passed out in my neighbors yard I have become 1 with the sun I am forever a robot. Which brings me to the crux of the question is met my brother Johnathan one day before I went to work. He was a striking fellow and I allowed him to sleep in my bed. I gave him everything he wanted and I even allowed him to fuck my gf and my pet turtle Larry. When I came back from work he had his dick in my gf snd my turtle In his mouth.... I failed program did not execute....please fuck me Terry lee ashely jennice!!! Stuff you miss when you don't sorry by new
America, Animals, and Ass: O0 46 11:53
 r/AskReddit
 Posted by u/dogelioliver 42m
 What's the most beautiful confession
 you've ever received/given?
 Discussion
 Vote
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Gundam336B 35m
 I dreamed a fucked deer In the ass and and it
 gave birth to a spaceship before I came 1000000
 gallons of spueing hot cum into the face of 1000
 women then I knocked them up snd they gave
 birth to an army of my 3ft long dick haveing sons
 and we conquered the world rapeing chickens and
 haveing will out of control deranged sex with all
 the women snd all the animals until fucked the ppl
 and NASA snd stole a space ship to go. Conquer
 other worlds with out turgent warrior cocks. Then
 we turned into bats and fucked cars snd grew 20
 ft metallic cocks in order impregnate girls with hot
 oil cum mixed with nuts and and bolts In order to
 give birth to rolls Royce'.the clown carnival ppl
 came back from the dead and started shitting out
 shotguns full of Hennessy and they excuted all the
 baby dolphins that live in the woods behind the
 moon on yakanik 5 the planet.
 That is when My asshole talked to me when I'm
 driving down the highway telling me I need to
 allow myself to fucked by the bow God Terrence.
 when i walk into the classroom upon arriving I
 contemplate sawing off my foot with a crayon
 so I can see the future and determine the next
 president of the United states of America. During
 the year 1947 I discovered the electric cars would
 cause cancer and I enlisted in the Russian army to
 fight world hunger. While I as in Russia i learned
 that snow comes from animal cracker boxes, the
 truth shocked me the only way to come to learrn
 the secret of the universe is drink until you almost
 blackout but dont blsck out that way you can learn
 the secret to the universe and become 1 withh
 edward the plant monster.
 Which brings me to tonight's story. When I walked
 in from work earlier drunk I sat down on my couch
 and wanted my car to be in my room so I tried
 to drive my car into my house but I learned that
 resistance was futile and i jammed a broom in my
 ass and drank more liquor and passed out in my
 neighbors yard
 I have become 1 with the sun I am forever a robot.
 Which brings me to the crux of the question is met
 my brother Johnathan one day before I went to
 work. He was a striking fellow and I allowed him to
 sleep in my bed. I gave him everything he wanted
 and I even allowed him to fuck my gf and my pet
 turtle Larry. When I came back from work he had
 his dick in my gf snd my turtle In his mouth....
 I failed program did not execute....please fuck me
 Terry lee ashely jennice!!!
Stuff you miss when you don't sorry by new

Stuff you miss when you don't sorry by new

Dolphins, Man, and Sure: Man, Dolphin's Sure Have Evolved Over The Past Elons!
Dolphins, Man, and Sure: Man, Dolphin's Sure Have Evolved Over The Past Elons!

Man, Dolphin's Sure Have Evolved Over The Past Elons!

Dolphins, Man, and Sure: Man, Dolphin's Sure Have Evolved Over The Past Elons!
Dolphins, Man, and Sure: Man, Dolphin's Sure Have Evolved Over The Past Elons!

Man, Dolphin's Sure Have Evolved Over The Past Elons!