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donald duck: The force is with him i guess by donald_duck-official MORE MEMES
donald duck: The force is with him i guess by donald_duck-official
MORE MEMES

The force is with him i guess by donald_duck-official MORE MEMES

donald duck: (Sorry for bad quality) found this while reading some old Donald Duck comics
donald duck: (Sorry for bad quality) found this while reading some old Donald Duck comics

(Sorry for bad quality) found this while reading some old Donald Duck comics

donald duck: Oh my son Despacito please don始t blame your mom and dad because of Donald Duck who separates us the people of Mexico
donald duck: Oh my son Despacito please don始t blame your mom and dad because of Donald Duck who separates us the people of Mexico

Oh my son Despacito please don始t blame your mom and dad because of Donald Duck who separates us the people of Mexico

donald duck: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES. 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED. 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG. 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR. " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK. 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES. 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO DEATH 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR. 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE CRASHES. 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35- SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP." 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI) 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE. 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DO *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH THEY START 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT l KNOW SO MUCH NOW lolmeme.th Some of these are not true, but wich ones?
donald duck: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T
 NEED TO KNOW
 "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED
 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE
 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR
 * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING
 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES.
 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED.
 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT
 BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG.
 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20
 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR
 PURPLE
 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT
 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY
 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS
 TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS
 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR.
 " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR.
 " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10
 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER
 " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT
 THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE
 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS
 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS
 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD
 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.
 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR
 TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE
 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES.
 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL
 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT
 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO
 DEATH
 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR.
 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY
 ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS
 SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE
 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR
 PANTS
 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE
 CRASHES.
 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35-
 SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP."
 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI)
 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE.
 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN
 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT
 HANDED PEOPLE DO
 *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES
 EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH
 THEY START
 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON
 ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD
 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT
 TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT
 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS
 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM
 EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS
 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST
 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF
 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES
 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD
 AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT
 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT
 l KNOW SO
 MUCH NOW
 lolmeme.th
Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

donald duck: Kingdom hearts has changed Donald duck
donald duck: Kingdom hearts has changed Donald duck

Kingdom hearts has changed Donald duck

donald duck: talesfromyourlocalcashier: victorian-sexstache: mizuaoi: musicalhell: madhattey: rusticbabe: spiderman-against-pedos: witchcryptid: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you鈥檙e being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don鈥檛 fucking go through if you鈥檙e going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a 鈥榡oke鈥. These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn鈥檛 only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST. Then we had this asshole who thought that once I 鈥榙ied鈥 for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I鈥檇 moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the 鈥榤onsters鈥 but all you do is hurt real people. So stop. It鈥檚 not even October but I鈥檓 still spreading this SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now Yeah鈥our director may want to consider reblocking We don鈥檛 have a director? Or blocking??? It鈥檚 a haunted house bro, not a play Reblogging for relevance- I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we鈥檙e one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.聽 We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of 鈥榝unny鈥 teenagers. In my several years working there, I鈥檝e seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked,聽bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring. There鈥檚 a position half-way through the house we call 鈥楶sych Ward鈥, and it鈥檚 essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I鈥檓 going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we鈥檝e ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who鈥檚 been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot. He聽paid聽to get scared and then got violent when we delivered. There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be 鈥榝unny鈥.聽 I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We鈥檙e instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work. We wouldn鈥檛 come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be 鈥榝unny鈥. Don鈥檛 come to our job and do that to us! I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying 鈥渄on鈥檛 fucking beat up actors鈥 I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny. I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop. Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK. Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors. THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY. Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital. WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU. THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE. DO NOT FUCKING HIT US. Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here鈥檚 an added psa: If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up 鈥減lease do not scare me i am too anxious / scared鈥 and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back. We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters. Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member. We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense. Thank you and have a spooky fall 馃尰馃崄馃崅馃崈 I鈥 feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._. I mean they should know you鈥檙e鈥ustacting. jesus christ鈥 I don鈥檛 even do haunted houses (I鈥檓 one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool. Hey guys it鈥檚 that time!! You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared! As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?! Please don鈥檛 attack workers for doing their jobs.
donald duck: talesfromyourlocalcashier:
victorian-sexstache:


mizuaoi:

musicalhell:

madhattey:

rusticbabe:

spiderman-against-pedos:

witchcryptid:

alittlebitpessimistic:

azalea-in-time:

ziamlevinestylinson:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you鈥檙e being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don鈥檛 fucking go through if you鈥檙e going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a 鈥榡oke鈥.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn鈥檛 only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I 鈥榙ied鈥 for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I鈥檇 moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the 鈥榤onsters鈥 but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It鈥檚 not even October but I鈥檓 still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah鈥our director may want to consider reblocking

We don鈥檛 have a director? Or blocking??? It鈥檚 a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-
I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we鈥檙e one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.聽
We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of 鈥榝unny鈥 teenagers. In my several years working there, I鈥檝e seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked,聽bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.
There鈥檚 a position half-way through the house we call 鈥楶sych Ward鈥, and it鈥檚 essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I鈥檓 going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we鈥檝e ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who鈥檚 been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.
He聽paid聽to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.
There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be 鈥榝unny鈥.聽
I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We鈥檙e instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.
We wouldn鈥檛 come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be 鈥榝unny鈥. Don鈥檛 come to our job and do that to us!

I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying 鈥渄on鈥檛 fucking beat up actors鈥

I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny. 

I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop. 

Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises.  Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK. 

Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples.  Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors. 
THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES.  ITS NOT OKAY. 

Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.  

WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.  
THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.


Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit 


Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url.  I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here鈥檚 an added psa:
If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up 鈥減lease do not scare me i am too anxious / scared鈥 and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone.  just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.  
We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters.
Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.  
We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense.
Thank you and have a spooky fall 馃尰馃崄馃崅馃崈

I鈥 feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._.
I mean they should know you鈥檙e鈥ustacting.
jesus christ鈥

I don鈥檛 even do haunted houses (I鈥檓 one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool.


Hey guys it鈥檚 that time!!
You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared!
As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?!


Please don鈥檛 attack workers for doing their jobs.

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donald duck: GET AWAY FRON ME, HOE Donald Duck rejects womans advances over fear of sexual assault allegations (c. 2018)
donald duck: GET AWAY FRON ME, HOE
Donald Duck rejects womans advances over fear of sexual assault allegations (c. 2018)

Donald Duck rejects womans advances over fear of sexual assault allegations (c. 2018)

donald duck: JACK HENDERSON SAID: August 7th 2817, 8:23:00 am-6 hours ago can you teach me how to draw donald duck <p><a href="http://beesmygod.tumblr.com/post/163913998620/sure-use-the-paint-bucket-tool-to-make-the" class="tumblr_blog">beesmygod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sure</p> <figure data-orig-width="524" data-orig-height="563" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/062f94ccdb1c760967d271fdadf92808/tumblr_inline_oubv8sJXaT1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="524" data-orig-height="563"/></figure><p>use the paint bucket tool to make the background #000 black</p> <figure data-orig-width="669" data-orig-height="761" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a043f67ca6d33534862a628c8d5135f/tumblr_inline_oubvakjPLX1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="669" data-orig-height="761"/></figure><p>draw the appropriate sigil using a brush that has some grain to it. here are my settings.</p> <figure data-orig-width="189" data-orig-height="236"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fab54bb74f8bb7611ed25ff4eb6e0e0/tumblr_inline_oubvbm2UgY1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="189" data-orig-height="236"/></figure><p>remember, you want it to look amateurishly assembled as though it were done in a hurry during cloud cover of a full moon using improvised materials.</p> <figure data-orig-width="717" data-orig-height="903" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a8aebf91bb323b5c5b261bc55cdf072c/tumblr_inline_oubvfaxJaB1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="717" data-orig-height="903"/></figure><p>activate the sigil using a luminosity layer and light color of your choosing. im partial to red. play with the layer opacity until its as ominous as you prefer</p> <figure data-orig-width="892" data-orig-height="764" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e78dac48b865c6b7e009d13c49d4b1e/tumblr_inline_oubvhilBes1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="892" data-orig-height="764"/></figure><p>use the move tool to retrieve donald from the sigil</p> <p>hope this helps!</p> </blockquote>
donald duck: JACK HENDERSON SAID:
 August 7th 2817, 8:23:00 am-6 hours ago
 can you teach me how to draw donald duck
<p><a href="http://beesmygod.tumblr.com/post/163913998620/sure-use-the-paint-bucket-tool-to-make-the" class="tumblr_blog">beesmygod</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>sure</p>
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<figure data-orig-width="669" data-orig-height="761" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a043f67ca6d33534862a628c8d5135f/tumblr_inline_oubvakjPLX1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="669" data-orig-height="761"/></figure><p>draw the appropriate sigil using a brush that has some grain to it. here are my settings.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="189" data-orig-height="236"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fab54bb74f8bb7611ed25ff4eb6e0e0/tumblr_inline_oubvbm2UgY1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="189" data-orig-height="236"/></figure><p>remember, you want it to look amateurishly assembled as though it were done in a hurry during cloud cover of a full moon using improvised materials.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="717" data-orig-height="903" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a8aebf91bb323b5c5b261bc55cdf072c/tumblr_inline_oubvfaxJaB1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="717" data-orig-height="903"/></figure><p>activate the sigil using a luminosity layer and light color of your choosing. im partial to red. play with the layer opacity until its as ominous as you prefer</p>
<figure data-orig-width="892" data-orig-height="764" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e78dac48b865c6b7e009d13c49d4b1e/tumblr_inline_oubvhilBes1qe9fbo_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="892" data-orig-height="764"/></figure><p>use the move tool to retrieve donald from the sigil</p>
<p>hope this helps!</p>
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donald duck: Minnie Mouse Finally Gets Her Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame @balleralert Minnie Mouse Finally Gets Her Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame - Blogged by @tktrinidad 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Mickey Mouse received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on November 13, 1978. Finally, Minnie Mouse is getting her star 40 years later. Katy Perry along with Disney CEO, Bob Iger will be presenting the cartoon icon with a star. Minnie Mouse made her first appearance 90 years ago in the Disney Classic, 鈥楽teamboat Willie鈥 with Mickey Mouse. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Minnie Mouse has been in over 70 films. According to the producer of the Walk of Fame ceremonies, Ana Martinez, Minnie Mouse 鈥 is a woman of all ages and her status is iconic. Generations of fans of all ages have been looking forward to her seeing her bright new star." Hollywood Chamber of Commerce said in a written statement, "For decades, Minnie has delighted generations of fans with her fun-loving, independent personality and timeless style. Her ability to embody a sense of both old Hollywood elegance and grace, combined with girl-next-door charm established Minnie as one of the most beloved animated characters around the world." 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 The ceremony will happen at 11:30am in front of the El Capit谩n Theater. Donald Duck, Tinker Bell, Winnie the Pooh, Snow White, and Kermit the Frog also have stars on the Walk of Fame.
donald duck: Minnie Mouse Finally Gets Her Star
 on The Hollywood Walk of Fame
 @balleralert
Minnie Mouse Finally Gets Her Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame - Blogged by @tktrinidad 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Mickey Mouse received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on November 13, 1978. Finally, Minnie Mouse is getting her star 40 years later. Katy Perry along with Disney CEO, Bob Iger will be presenting the cartoon icon with a star. Minnie Mouse made her first appearance 90 years ago in the Disney Classic, 鈥楽teamboat Willie鈥 with Mickey Mouse. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Minnie Mouse has been in over 70 films. According to the producer of the Walk of Fame ceremonies, Ana Martinez, Minnie Mouse 鈥 is a woman of all ages and her status is iconic. Generations of fans of all ages have been looking forward to her seeing her bright new star." Hollywood Chamber of Commerce said in a written statement, "For decades, Minnie has delighted generations of fans with her fun-loving, independent personality and timeless style. Her ability to embody a sense of both old Hollywood elegance and grace, combined with girl-next-door charm established Minnie as one of the most beloved animated characters around the world." 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 The ceremony will happen at 11:30am in front of the El Capit谩n Theater. Donald Duck, Tinker Bell, Winnie the Pooh, Snow White, and Kermit the Frog also have stars on the Walk of Fame.

Minnie Mouse Finally Gets Her Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame - Blogged by @tktrinidad 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Mickey Mouse received his sta...

donald duck: Where should I start? Do something despite your laziness! It can be something small! Alright. I'll be there. See you tomorrow! We'll meet again tomorrow. Swing by and tell us what you've achieved Courage, Donald. You can speak freely. The next evening... H-hello. e+ Any success? Well... I, uh... No need for shame, Donald. We're all in the Well, unfortunately I slept through the morning, and, uh, the afternoon, too. That's alright, Donald. Our agreement only required you to get something done. Did you? Sure, I did. There you go! I knew you wouldnt disappoint us! Well done! My bedroom door was squeaking! During my nap, it bothered me so much that I got up and oiled it. Hear, hear! Not a bad debut! Surely you'll surprise us with another small victory tomorrow. Alright. I'll do my best. I. And so, at the next meeting... And what did you do today, Donald? I gathered all my willpower and mowed the lawn. Fantastic! It took unspeakable effort and sacrifice, but today I managed to turn the TV off at nine and go to bed early And from then on Donald makes sure to achieve something every day, and every day, he regains a bit of control over his life... KLICK The next morning, I saw the sunrise for the first time in years! land-of-birds-and-comics: Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It鈥檚 Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What
donald duck: Where should I
 start?
 Do something despite your laziness!
 It can be something small!
 Alright. I'll be
 there.
 See you tomorrow!
 We'll meet again tomorrow.
 Swing by and tell us what
 you've achieved
 Courage, Donald. You
 can speak freely.
 The next evening...
 H-hello.
 e+

 Any success?
 Well...
 I, uh...
 No need for shame,
 Donald. We're all in the
 Well, unfortunately I slept through
 the morning, and, uh, the
 afternoon, too.
 That's alright, Donald. Our agreement
 only required you to get something
 done. Did you?
 Sure, I did.

 There you go! I
 knew you wouldnt
 disappoint us!
 Well done!
 My bedroom door was squeaking!
 During my nap, it bothered me so
 much that I got up and oiled it.
 Hear, hear! Not
 a bad debut!
 Surely you'll surprise us with another
 small victory tomorrow.
 Alright. I'll do my best.
 I.
 And so, at the next meeting...
 And what did you
 do today, Donald?
 I gathered all my willpower
 and mowed the lawn.
 Fantastic!

 It took unspeakable effort and sacrifice,
 but today I managed to turn the TV off
 at nine and go to bed early
 And from then on
 Donald makes
 sure to achieve
 something every
 day, and every
 day, he regains a
 bit of control over
 his life...
 KLICK
 The next morning, I saw
 the sunrise for the first
 time in years!
land-of-birds-and-comics:
Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It鈥檚 Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

land-of-birds-and-comics: Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It鈥檚 Just Played Completely St...