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Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're cooking and not giving her anything So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂
Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're
 cooking and not giving her anything
So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF 😂. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a ‘cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic 😂. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! “I’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF 😂. “Smash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me 😂. “wow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂

So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this c...

Af, Bad, and Fuck You: Introducing Moreos! OREO aRE YOU PNDOING ME? ARE YOU FUCK NG PODOING ME THIS is SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE. GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE IKE 20 COOKES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THS AND FUCK YOU IAM HYPERVENTİLATING 59 1125 notes け ORED 3 SNACK HACKS dont let the guy who hates moreos see this s just known at the guy who hates meroes aughing so hard 864 notes NEW DESSERT PIZZA dont tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THNK1 WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT IDID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS THIS SHIT THIS FUCKINGS SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHETSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT TH CANCER OF HUILANITY THAT IS OR£OS is FUCKING SPREADRIG SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL YOU THOUGHT 1WOULONT SEE THIS?IHAVE SOURCES I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOO THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK 4 ITS PLACE JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK The future af humor FUNsubstance.com moreos
Af, Bad, and Fuck You: Introducing Moreos!
 OREO
 aRE YOU PNDOING ME? ARE YOU FUCK NG PODOING ME THIS is
 SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE
 THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A
 SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS
 HOW IT SHOULD BE. GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL
 BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE IKE 20 COOKES
 LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS
 THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE
 GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND
 GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE THIS IS FUCKING
 EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THS AND FUCK YOU
 IAM HYPERVENTİLATING
 59 1125 notes
 け
 ORED
 3
 SNACK
 HACKS
 dont let the guy who hates moreos see this
 s just known at the guy who hates meroes aughing so hard
 864 notes
 NEW
 DESSERT
 PIZZA
 dont tell the guy who got angry at moreos
 YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THNK1
 WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT IDID NOTICE
 THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING
 UPSET MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS THIS SHIT THIS FUCKINGS
 SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND NOT ONLY HAD THE
 OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY
 MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHETSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO
 JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT
 TH CANCER OF HUILANITY THAT IS OR£OS is FUCKING
 SPREADRIG SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. I FUCKING TOLD
 YOU ALL YOU THOUGHT 1WOULONT SEE THIS?IHAVE SOURCES
 I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER
 BELIEVE THATS A GOOO THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS
 OREO MONSTROSITY BACK 4 ITS PLACE JUST YOU FUCKING
 WAIT WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK
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