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Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup @Dr Smash love Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup
 @Dr Smash love
Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip th...