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    Dora the Explorer: er
 er
 KINDER SURPRISE
 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1
 1.17
 KS GIRLS
 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL
 1.17
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up
 well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well


in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the “mothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to “when a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do “girl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is “I’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said “princess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be “you know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dora the Explorer: er
 er
 KINDER SURPRISE
 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1
 1.17
 KS GIRLS
 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL
 1.17
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.
And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up
 well, you know.”
This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well


in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the “mothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to “when a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.”


A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do “girl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
It’s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is “I’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said “princess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be “you know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
                
            

            
            
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Dora the Explorer: gucci-flipflops:

Dora the explorer is wild
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dora the Explorer: gucci-flipflops:

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Dora the explorer is wild

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Dora the Explorer: First image from the highly anticipated Dora The Explorer pornographic parody; Dora The XXXplorer. (2018)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dora the Explorer: First image from the highly anticipated Dora The Explorer pornographic parody; Dora The XXXplorer. (2018)
                
            

            
            
First image from the highly anticipated Dora The Explorer pornographic parody; Dora The XXXplorer. (2018)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Dora the Explorer: Tweet
 @Mvriaarn
 Boots wondering why Dora is
 caucasiarn
 Catsuka @catsuka
 "Dora the Explorer" live-action movie
 produced by Michael Bay is coming..
 hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/do...
 35
 10/24/17, 2:47 PM
<p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169357739925/rose-owl-anais-ninja-blog" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://rose-owl.tumblr.com/post/169356824380/anais-ninja-blog-howdidthisevenhappenanyway" class="tumblr_blog">rose-owl</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://anais-ninja-blog.tumblr.com/post/169350897422/howdidthisevenhappenanyway-this-makes-me-so" class="tumblr_blog">anais-ninja-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://howdidthisevenhappenanyway.tumblr.com/post/169350075891/this-makes-me-so-uncomfortable-for-so-many-reasons" class="tumblr_blog">howdidthisevenhappenanyway</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>this makes me so uncomfortable for so many reasons </p></blockquote>

<p>omg, okay, I was gonna let this shit go because it’s a tempest in a teacup, but otherwise smart people keep reblogging it talking about whitewashing and sexualizing children’s media.</p>
<p>so here’s the facts: </p>
<p>apparently Michael Bay’s production company has optioned Dora the Explorer, but as of earlier this week when I looked it up, Bay himself is barely creatively involved, and no casting has been announced. (<a href="http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-explorer-live-action-movie-michael-bay/">http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-explorer-live-action-movie-michael-bay/</a>)</p>
<p>that image? that is NOT a production still from Bay’s Dora, okay???? that’s from a YEARS OLD COLLEGE HUMOR SPOOF. (<a href="https://youtu.be/TnpTcrtsN3U">https://youtu.be/TnpTcrtsN3U</a>)</p>
<p>now, this could still very well end up being a disaster for any number of reasons, but as of now, it’s just more sharing clickbait without having actually clicked.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You mean people took this seriously?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="304" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="ungifable:vIyPO3UUEFww15y5Ov0Mfw:Ztp7Vq2DrXLSC"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ec378cedf05c7d41adacc42036cbbaa/tumblr_ofl23jcWjZ1si3tc1o1_540.gif" data-orig-height="304" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Even IF, </p><p><br/></p><p>Did everyone forget white Mexicans are a thing? Spaniards? Anybody? </p></blockquote>

<p>I’M SCREAMING. I immediately recognized that screenshot from the spoof with Ariel Winter. I cannot believe people.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dora the Explorer: Tweet
 @Mvriaarn
 Boots wondering why Dora is
 caucasiarn
 Catsuka @catsuka
 "Dora the Explorer" live-action movie
 produced by Michael Bay is coming..
 hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/do...
 35
 10/24/17, 2:47 PM
<p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169357739925/rose-owl-anais-ninja-blog" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://rose-owl.tumblr.com/post/169356824380/anais-ninja-blog-howdidthisevenhappenanyway" class="tumblr_blog">rose-owl</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://anais-ninja-blog.tumblr.com/post/169350897422/howdidthisevenhappenanyway-this-makes-me-so" class="tumblr_blog">anais-ninja-blog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://howdidthisevenhappenanyway.tumblr.com/post/169350075891/this-makes-me-so-uncomfortable-for-so-many-reasons" class="tumblr_blog">howdidthisevenhappenanyway</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>this makes me so uncomfortable for so many reasons </p></blockquote>

<p>omg, okay, I was gonna let this shit go because it’s a tempest in a teacup, but otherwise smart people keep reblogging it talking about whitewashing and sexualizing children’s media.</p>
<p>so here’s the facts: </p>
<p>apparently Michael Bay’s production company has optioned Dora the Explorer, but as of earlier this week when I looked it up, Bay himself is barely creatively involved, and no casting has been announced. (<a href="http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-explorer-live-action-movie-michael-bay/">http://ew.com/movies/2017/10/23/dora-explorer-live-action-movie-michael-bay/</a>)</p>
<p>that image? that is NOT a production still from Bay’s Dora, okay???? that’s from a YEARS OLD COLLEGE HUMOR SPOOF. (<a href="https://youtu.be/TnpTcrtsN3U">https://youtu.be/TnpTcrtsN3U</a>)</p>
<p>now, this could still very well end up being a disaster for any number of reasons, but as of now, it’s just more sharing clickbait without having actually clicked.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You mean people took this seriously?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="304" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="ungifable:vIyPO3UUEFww15y5Ov0Mfw:Ztp7Vq2DrXLSC"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ec378cedf05c7d41adacc42036cbbaa/tumblr_ofl23jcWjZ1si3tc1o1_540.gif" data-orig-height="304" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Even IF, </p><p><br/></p><p>Did everyone forget white Mexicans are a thing? Spaniards? Anybody? </p></blockquote>

<p>I’M SCREAMING. I immediately recognized that screenshot from the spoof with Ariel Winter. I cannot believe people.</p>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169357739925/rose-owl-anais-ninja-blog" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p>

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    Dora the Explorer: Michael Bay to Produce Live-
 Action 'Dora the Explorer' Movie
 October 23, 2017 at 4:11 pmm
 Written by Haleigh Foutch
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<p><a href="http://the-spooky-birdy.tumblr.com/post/166754548073/klubbhead-gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as" class="tumblr_blog">the-spooky-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/166754496523/gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166746643652/gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166736078532/matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg-as-boots" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Matt Damon as Backpack </p>
<p>Mark Wahlberg as Boots</p>
</blockquote>
<p>BTS footage. (10/24/2017)</p>
<figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270" data-tumblr-attribution="cnet:MWj65_JxO3NpATU5MRTyGQ:Zgk_Nx1xq9UyH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da88d52a3bc7d324dd93a1b6f5b59837/tumblr_nxm11wqcp71qlnszno1_500.gif" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/701448b8ac0ad113c59948b8315a0441/tumblr_inline_oycerxugWM1tmmkdf_500.jpg" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Didn’t CollegeHumor already do this</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTnpTcrtsN3U"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TnpTcrtsN3U?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>

<p>I was just thinking of the college humor sketch. Although to be fair I would probably watch that.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dora the Explorer: Michael Bay to Produce Live-
 Action 'Dora the Explorer' Movie
 October 23, 2017 at 4:11 pmm
 Written by Haleigh Foutch
 f SHARE
 TWEET
<p><a href="http://the-spooky-birdy.tumblr.com/post/166754548073/klubbhead-gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as" class="tumblr_blog">the-spooky-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/166754496523/gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166746643652/gaspack-matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gaspack.tumblr.com/post/166736078532/matt-damon-as-backpack-mark-wahlberg-as-boots" class="tumblr_blog">gaspack</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Matt Damon as Backpack </p>
<p>Mark Wahlberg as Boots</p>
</blockquote>
<p>BTS footage. (10/24/2017)</p>
<figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270" data-tumblr-attribution="cnet:MWj65_JxO3NpATU5MRTyGQ:Zgk_Nx1xq9UyH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/da88d52a3bc7d324dd93a1b6f5b59837/tumblr_nxm11wqcp71qlnszno1_500.gif" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="270"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/701448b8ac0ad113c59948b8315a0441/tumblr_inline_oycerxugWM1tmmkdf_500.jpg" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="225"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Didn’t CollegeHumor already do this</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTnpTcrtsN3U"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TnpTcrtsN3U?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>

<p>I was just thinking of the college humor sketch. Although to be fair I would probably watch that.</p>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://the-spooky-birdy.tumblr.com/post/166754548073/klubbhead-gaspack-gaspack-matt-damon-as" class="tumblr_blog">the-spooky-...