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douse: Douse the lamps
douse: Douse the lamps

Douse the lamps

douse: can i douse my eyes in bleach now
douse: can i douse my eyes in bleach now

can i douse my eyes in bleach now

douse: douse the title even matter?
douse: douse the title even matter?

douse the title even matter?

douse: Virgin "Catch and Release" Chad Real collector Only goes after normie insects like butterflies or honeybees. Actively avoids anything he deems to be disgusting, unfamiliar or potentially dangerous. Can flawlessly handle the deadliest bugs, but chooses not to so as to not damage their Will go after any arthropod in sight, especially ones Tells others that most insects are that are unfamiliar. harmless, yet never touches bugs with hands for fear of getting bit delicate bodies Will look horseflies and hornets straight in the eye Uses natural, non toxic repellents to prevent pest insects from colonizing his even before he catches them Runs like a little bitch when ever an insect flies out of his net. Comes nervously to pick it up 2 minutes later. house Everything he catches will be preserved in museum collections where they will last throughout the Calls Chad a murderer, yet procedes to douse his house and yard with pesticides Takes several highly ages educating the public and spreading knowledge. Released insect gets eaten by a bird 5 seconds detailed photos of later. What a waste. killing far more bugs than Chad ever specimens in addition to Bugs has pining them He has discovered over 100 new species The bugs he catches die a calm, peacful death in the freezer. A far more merciful fate than anything Claims to be one with nature, but Secretly envys Chad spends most of his time ranting on 50% of his time is spent nature has to offer. reddit and tumblr about how insects bug hunting His collections are vital tools for scientists studying bugs from ecologically sensitive areas and are sentient creatures and killing them is mean preserving them. His work has ultimatley saved more bugs in the long run. Contributes nothing to science and conservation Thinks his blurry Android Teaches about bugs in zoos, schools and museums in fun and engaging ways, making people appreciate them more camera pics are viable substitutes for pinned Obnoxiously scolds anyone less knowledgable than him, making them hate bugs more specimens 10 What kind of bug catcher are you?
douse: Virgin "Catch and Release"
 Chad Real collector
 Only goes after normie insects like butterflies or
 honeybees. Actively avoids anything he deems to
 be disgusting, unfamiliar or potentially dangerous.
 Can flawlessly handle the deadliest bugs, but
 chooses not to so as to not damage their
 Will go after any arthropod in sight, especially ones
 Tells others that most insects are
 that are unfamiliar.
 harmless, yet never touches bugs
 with hands for fear of getting bit
 delicate bodies
 Will look horseflies and hornets straight in the eye
 Uses natural, non toxic
 repellents to prevent pest
 insects from colonizing his
 even before he catches them
 Runs like a little bitch when ever an insect flies out
 of his net. Comes nervously to pick it up 2 minutes
 later.
 house
 Everything he catches will be preserved in museum
 collections where they will last throughout the
 Calls Chad a murderer, yet
 procedes to douse his
 house and yard with pesticides
 Takes several highly
 ages educating the public and spreading
 knowledge.
 Released insect gets eaten by a bird 5 seconds
 detailed photos of
 later. What a waste.
 killing far more bugs than Chad ever
 specimens in addition to
 Bugs
 has
 pining them
 He has discovered over 100 new species
 The bugs he catches die a calm, peacful death in
 the freezer. A far more merciful fate than anything
 Claims to be one with nature, but
 Secretly envys Chad
 spends most of his time ranting on
 50% of his time is spent
 nature has to offer.
 reddit and tumblr about how insects
 bug hunting
 His collections are vital tools for scientists studying
 bugs from ecologically sensitive areas and
 are sentient creatures and killing them
 is mean
 preserving them. His work has ultimatley saved
 more bugs in the long run.
 Contributes nothing to science and conservation
 Thinks his blurry Android
 Teaches about bugs in zoos, schools and museums
 in fun and engaging ways, making people
 appreciate them more
 camera pics are viable
 substitutes for pinned
 Obnoxiously scolds anyone less knowledgable than
 him, making them hate bugs more
 specimens
 10
What kind of bug catcher are you?

What kind of bug catcher are you?

douse: the incel water Becomes Wizard Piss Gets sent into filthy drains because people douse themselves with him every day Constantly getting gulped by everyone This post will probably offend r/hydrohomies The majority of Incels are completely undrinkable No use in combat unless he's at high pressure or frozen Home to shitty food Thinks he has appeared in Stacy's pussy, but that's a different liquid Much more of him than Chad, still can't get a girlfriend The Virgin Air People feel him for like two seconds before he runs away Can only pick up heavy things when he's really pissed at Chad Probably has Air Pods in Constantly being breathed in and out There is no r/aerohomies Only use in combat is knocking enemies backwards Used to be mysterious, has now been penetrated by Chad planes Look at these fucking tornado hands THE CHAD EARTH Has a fucking planet named after him Holy shit he has spikes on his hands Loved by Muslims everywhere Decent in combat; you don't wanna get hit by him Earthquakes happen all the time, has the restraint to not have all of them level buildings He is the real "The Rock" Won't fall apart as soon Very difficult to climb mountains as you punch him like Virgin and Incel THE THAD FIRE He's so thad that bringing him to virgin places is a crime Holy fucking shit Thad He's extremely hot both literally and figuratively Even touching him will send you to the fucking hospital The strongest element in combat; can fucking destroy virgins left and right Is not a solid, liquid or gas His mere presence can make literally anything epic Destroys entire buildings The four elements
douse: the incel water
 Becomes Wizard Piss
 Gets sent into filthy drains because
 people douse themselves with him
 every day
 Constantly getting gulped
 by everyone
 This post will probably
 offend r/hydrohomies
 The majority of Incels are completely
 undrinkable
 No use in combat unless
 he's at high pressure or
 frozen
 Home to shitty food
 Thinks he has appeared in
 Stacy's pussy, but that's a different liquid
 Much more of him
 than Chad, still can't get a girlfriend
 The Virgin Air
 People feel him for like two seconds
 before he runs away
 Can only pick up
 heavy things when
 he's really pissed at
 Chad
 Probably has Air Pods in
 Constantly
 being breathed in
 and out
 There is no r/aerohomies
 Only use in combat
 is knocking enemies
 backwards
 Used to be mysterious, has now
 been penetrated by Chad planes
 Look at these fucking tornado hands
 THE CHAD EARTH
 Has a fucking planet
 named after him
 Holy shit he has
 spikes on his hands
 Loved by Muslims everywhere
 Decent in combat; you don't
 wanna get hit by him
 Earthquakes happen all the time, has
 the restraint to not have all of them
 level buildings
 He is the real "The Rock"
 Won't fall apart as soon
 Very difficult to climb mountains
 as you punch him like Virgin
 and Incel
 THE THAD FIRE
 He's so thad that bringing him
 to virgin places is a crime
 Holy fucking shit Thad
 He's extremely
 hot both literally
 and figuratively
 Even touching him
 will send you to the fucking
 hospital
 The strongest element in
 combat; can fucking destroy
 virgins left and right
 Is not a solid, liquid or gas
 His mere presence
 can make literally anything epic
 Destroys entire buildings
The four elements

The four elements

douse: 17989643>1798991617989966 18006 100 18006871 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)21:36:22 No. 17989599 File: 1white spiderman.jpg (101 KB, 900x695) >>17989392 >grow up in the countryside >home-schooled because my parents don't trust the government >otherwise they were great parents though don't have any neighbours or siblings, so no friends >parents buy me comic books to spark my imagination >start really enjoying spiderman white spiderman becomes my favourite (pic related) so my parents make me a costume for my tenth birthday wear it everyday >parents encourage me to play outside more nothingouthere.gif whatever, pretend to be spiderman while jumping around the forest >fast-forward a few years, always been tall for my age and by the time im 15 im 6ft >never really did sport though except for running around the forest like spiderman, which i was getting pretty good at, so pretty thin and lanky >one evening, around 6ish, while playing near the road into town, I see a car's headlights stopped still on the road >go to investigate >peering from the trees, I see some teenagers, maybe 18 or so, standing around the car first time i've seen people other than my parents in years >can't make out what they're saying but they seem distressed and jittery >want to go ask if i can help but scared they won't like me >one of them peers in my direction >it's around sunset so there's not loads of light, unsure if he can see more or not >our eyes lock for what feels like hours hear boom and instinctively drop into a prone position guy looks away briefly as the car starts smoking >he looks back towards me but his gaze never settles wonder what he's looking for? >another one loudly says a naughty word >they grab all their stuff from the car and carry on on foot want to learn more so decide to follow them >take off my spiderman mask so they'll know i'm not really spiderman if they see me >but try to stay hidden because i think they might not like me >in my head im their guardian angel >after about an hour, they come to a clearing cont? Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)21:49:40 No.17989643 17989689>17989916 >>17989966 >180061 00 >>18006871 >>17989599 >they begin to set up camp realise this is the same clearing where i reenact my justice league operas >my limited edition superman action figure is still buried there in a stunning twist when zod impris oned him at the end of my last episode >think i can casually walk over and explain the situation but notice one of them is standing by their camp's outskirt looking pretty intimidatingly into the forest >it's the same guy who was staring in my direction earlier decide to call him Weird Al >circle around the forest surrounding the opening, looking for the easiest way to sneak into the camp >a twig snaps beneath me >suddenly weird al reacts really fast notice he's holding a gun and pointing it in my direction >don't think he can see me though since he keeps moving his aim around >realise they're playing commandos >pretty soon they get a fire going >it's pretty dark by now weird al's sitting with the others in a circle around the fire can hear them talking and laughing want to know what they're saying (and still want my superman figure back) >crawl on all 4 towards their camp cause im still playing spiderman >certain they can't see me in this dark get close enough to make out what they're saying >talking about ghosts and urban legends >never heard a good ghost story outside my comic books before >lie on the ground listening eventually fall as leep to their stories >wake up a couple of hours later fire's still burning but they're all gone, probably inside their tents >stomachrumbling.jpg >see they left some bags of food around >figure they won't mind if i take some some weird plastic wrapping with something crunchy inside >have to rip it open but inside is a salty treat remember to grab my spiderman >dig around and retrieve it worry about the fire notice it's attracting moths >i don't want these guys to be attacked by a swarm of moths in the morning >also don't want to contribute to greenhouse gas es unnecessarily cont Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22:03:48 No. 17989689 1798970917989916 17989966 1800610018006871 217989643 use one of their water bottles to douse out the fire >decide to head home for the night, but promise myself to visit them again tomorrow to see how they're doing >scamper away on all fours again because i remember im still supposed to be spiderman the next day >don't tell my parents about the campers because i've never had real friends and i'm scared my parents will grow concerned return around 5 >just before suns et, >still wearing my spiderman suit without the mask >again wait at the edge of the clearing in the forest, spying on them through my binocs >they've got new firewood, lots of it >appear to be cooking a rabbit >not cool guys, rabbits are our friends >begin to wonder what rabbit tastes like... remember i need to focus weird al is by their tents looking at the forest, qun by side on the other side of the fire, one of his friends is looking out the other direction and appears to have a gun too >i see they're finally taking commandos seriously the other 3 people, 2 girls and a guy, are sitting close together. the guy's tending to the rabbit and the girls are wrapped in a blanket watch them for a while, one of the girls reminds me of mary-jane. wonder if she can be my girlfriend like in the comic >eventually go back to weird al >feel something on my shoulder >drop by binocs as i swat a spider away >hear shouting >look over at the camp weird al's pointing his gun in my direction and shouting >the cooking trio back away >the other guy with the gun rushes to weird al's side >i'll call him friendly steve because he seems less tense >friendly steve points his gun in my direction too what the fuck? decide he's more like angry steve >not entirely convinced they're actually aiming at me >start circling the edge again like last night, they seem to move their aim with me >hmm the afternoon, with binoculars this time so i can pretend i have spidey-vision it's still bright enough cont Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22: 16:16 No. 17989709 17989752>>17989916 >17989966 >18006100 >>18006871 17989689 weird al starts shouting at me >can't make out what he's saying >it's better to say nothing and have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and confirm your stupidity >shouts at me again >have no idea what to do >parents were right, i am too immature for social situations >tony stark would surely know what to do suddenly hear a loud bang and the tree next to me explodes well a chunk of it explodes off >instinctively crouch into prone pos ition >several more bangs >can't see weird al or angry steve very well cause they're surrounded by smoke, but see a few flashes of light eventually realise they're shooting at me what did i ever do to them though? >run off on all fours again, with my experience it's much faster than running >get home and start crying >parents ask what's wrong >tell them i met some cool youths and they didn't like me >parents hug me and tell me maybe it's because of my costume >mum thinks it's proof that i'm not ready to have friends dad insists that this could be good since im showing initiative by going out to meet people they settle on dressing me appropriately tomorrow so i could reintroduce myself >they assure me that if i just be myself, the kids will like me take comfort in their words next day dress in an old t-shirt and sweat pants put on my best smile and head out to meet them >mum offers me some cherries before i leave for good luck >don't mind ifi do must've eaten like 30 cherries, had cherry juice all over my mouth >as im wondering through the forest, cherries attract flies which cause me to stop paying attention and i slip in deer feces >on the verge of tears cause i smell like deer shit want to head back, but no! have to be strong if i'm ready for friends >heading towards camp, i see mary-jane wandering around the forest she keeps calling out a name, ben i think stand still watching her >she sees me >at first she winces remember what my parents told me about being social cont 17989794 >17989916 »17989966 »»18006 100 »»18006871, Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22: 30:25 No. 17989752 >17989709 smile at mary-jane >smile and the world smiles with you afterall >she doesn't smile >she takes a step back >"have you seen my friend Ben" she says she says it really fast repeat it back to her a couple of times to digest it and look down oh no! my parents say it's rude to break eye-contact >look back at her in the eye >"well" she says again i repeat it, think and then say "your friend ben, i have not seen" so she'll think i'm mysterious and mystic notice she's covering her nose >why? >she suddenly looks really scared >i go to comfort her and she immediately runs off into the forest >that was weird >carry on and come to the old factory river >you should never swim in it because there was a factory upstream that leaked its sewage into it my dad was really upset about it but apparently it wasn't illegal due to some weird loophole or something >hear talking crouch low and walk downstream towards the voices, hiding behind bushes >see weird al and angry steve playing in the water >see all their stuff about 100m away on the shore >their guns! >guns are bad my parents always say and as the only resident on-site, it's my duty to confiscate them until they're ready to leave walk over and take them, weird al and angry steve don't even notice, too busy playing >guns are heavy and so, after around 20 minutes, i put them in a ditch and cover them with leaves so i can get them later carry on towards their camp >get there and it's empty, not a soul in sight rabbit leftovers are on a spit over the fire's remains since no one's around, i decide to take a bite of the rabbit, just to taste it easier said than done, end up accidentally breaking the spit trying to tear a bit off >lose my balance and trample over one of the tents woops >draw a peace sign in the dirt in kry ptonian as a way of apologising the rabbit didn't even taste very good in the end make my way back home, i would return in the evening cont Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22:43:00 No. 17989794 17989839 »»17989916 »17989966 »»18006100 »»18006871 >17989752 gets dark out and i've changed my clothes id completely forgotten about the cherries on my face >mary-jane must've thought i was some sort of cherry bandit >face is all washed now though >put on my best suit, afterall this is my last chance to make friends >thinking about it, up until she ran away, me and mary-jane actually got on pretty well maybe there's hope for us yet? work my way back to the edge of the clearing >their camp has a huge fire >they're all out of sight though, no stories or cooking see that they didn't put the tent i trod on back up see the other tent rustle weird al rushes out past the fire >in the moonlight i just about make out him running 20m or so and then stopping >he stands still for another 30s with his back to the camp before running back to camp >just before he reaches the fire, he stops and looks in my direction >has he seen me? hurrah i can finally introduce myself >he starts shaking and shouting not wanting a repeat of yesterday and I make myself visible by stepping out of the busges so they don't think I'm a deer or something weird al shouts at me and this time i hear what he says >"Ben? Is that you?" >l repeat it back >then realise what i said >of course im not ben, idiot >remember to smile >find it hard to smile and talk so just shake my head >end up accidentally shaking my whole body >by now the rest of the gang has come out of the tent >i say the rest, but there's only 4 of them >one of the guys is missing >that must be this ben they were asking about >begin to wonder myself where he is they're all staring at me weirdly and shivering even though it's summer >"where's ben?" I shout >angry steve whis pers to weird al and weird al shouts back that he doesn't know >then he shouts at me "what have you done with Ben? >if this is a game i don't get it >decide the only way to earn their trust is to impress them cont »179899091798991617989966 180010831800497918006100 >1800687118008096 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22:56:04 No. 17989839 17989794 >drop down onto all fours and do my spiderman crawl so they'l see how agile i am >they immediately scream and all run away >how weird run after them matching their pace is surprisingly easy, maybe cause the girls had short legs >follow weird al into the forest >the forest shields the moonlight so i can only see his silhouette >he turns to me "Roger, did you see that thing? it looked human but its movements.. can't think of anything to say so just nod weird al keeps talking, saying how useful his Eyy Ar would be right now no idea what he means >eventually meet up with the others celebrations all round finally they accept me >they must've been impressed by my spiderman crawl afterall >angry steve says they should try to find the car "what about ben?" i muster in my best weird al impression to show Im one of many talents >'i hate to say it James, but i think he's gone" says the girl who's not mary-jane who on earth is James? suddenly mary-jane stops walking >"what is it Sam?" angry Steve asks >mary-jane whis pers in his ear >he raises his arm and starts pointing at us while counting >"Ben's not here" he says very slowly. Weird Al replies "yeah?!" before suddenly standing up straight >he just screams "RUN" and takes off >everyone scatters >begin to think my new friends are a little weird decide to go home Never did find out what happened to Ben, but that forest is full of ditches so he was probably just playing hide and seek. Still can't believe weird al and angry steve were playing in the water, my dad says the factory's chemicals mean that bathing in it will make your hair fall out for sure Anyway, that's my weird story Me_irl
douse: 17989643>1798991617989966 18006 100 18006871
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)21:36:22 No. 17989599
 File: 1white spiderman.jpg (101 KB, 900x695)
 >>17989392
 >grow up in the countryside
 >home-schooled because my parents don't trust the government
 >otherwise they were great parents though
 don't have any neighbours or siblings, so no friends
 >parents buy me comic books to spark my imagination
 >start really enjoying spiderman
 white spiderman becomes my favourite (pic related) so my parents make me a costume for my tenth birthday
 wear it everyday
 >parents encourage me to play outside more
 nothingouthere.gif
 whatever, pretend to be spiderman while jumping around the forest
 >fast-forward a few years, always been tall for my age and by the time im 15 im 6ft
 >never really did sport though except for running around the forest like spiderman, which i was getting pretty good at, so pretty thin and lanky
 >one evening, around 6ish, while playing near the road into town, I see a car's headlights stopped still on the road
 >go to investigate
 >peering from the trees, I see some teenagers, maybe 18 or so, standing around the car
 first time i've seen people other than my parents in years
 >can't make out what they're saying but they seem distressed and jittery
 >want to go ask if i can help but scared they won't like me
 >one of them peers in my direction
 >it's around sunset so there's not loads of light, unsure if he can see more or not
 >our eyes lock for what feels like hours
 hear boom and instinctively drop into a prone position
 guy looks away briefly as the car starts smoking
 >he looks back towards me but his gaze never settles
 wonder what he's looking for?
 >another one loudly says a naughty word
 >they grab all their stuff from the car and carry on on foot
 want to learn more so decide to follow them
 >take off my spiderman mask so they'll know i'm not really spiderman if they see me
 >but try to stay hidden because i think they might not like me
 >in my head im their guardian angel
 >after about an hour, they come to a clearing
 cont?
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)21:49:40 No.17989643 17989689>17989916 >>17989966 >180061 00 >>18006871
 >>17989599
 >they begin to set up camp
 realise this is the same clearing where i reenact my justice league operas
 >my limited edition superman action figure is still buried there in a stunning twist when zod impris oned him at the end of my last episode
 >think i can casually walk over and explain the situation but notice one of them is standing by their camp's outskirt looking pretty intimidatingly into the forest
 >it's the same guy who was staring in my direction earlier
 decide to call him Weird Al
 >circle around the forest surrounding the opening, looking for the easiest way to sneak into the camp
 >a twig snaps beneath me
 >suddenly weird al reacts really fast
 notice he's holding a gun and pointing it in my direction
 >don't think he can see me though since he keeps moving his aim around
 >realise they're playing commandos
 >pretty soon they get a fire going
 >it's pretty dark by now
 weird al's sitting with the others in a circle around the fire
 can hear them talking and laughing
 want to know what they're saying (and still want my superman figure back)
 >crawl on all 4 towards their camp cause im still playing spiderman
 >certain they can't see me in this dark
 get close enough to make out what they're saying
 >talking about ghosts and urban legends
 >never heard a good ghost story outside my comic books before
 >lie on the ground listening
 eventually fall as leep to their stories
 >wake up a couple of hours later
 fire's still burning but they're all gone, probably inside their tents
 >stomachrumbling.jpg
 >see they left some bags of food around
 >figure they won't mind if i take some
 some weird plastic wrapping with something crunchy inside
 >have to rip it open but inside is a salty treat
 remember to grab my spiderman
 >dig around and retrieve it
 worry about the fire
 notice it's attracting moths
 >i don't want these guys to be attacked by a swarm of moths in the morning
 >also don't want to contribute to greenhouse gas es unnecessarily
 cont
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22:03:48 No. 17989689
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 217989643
 use one of their water bottles to douse out the fire
 >decide to head home for the night, but promise myself to visit them again tomorrow to see how they're doing
 >scamper away on all fours again because i remember im still supposed to be spiderman
 the next day
 >don't tell my parents about the campers because i've never had real friends and i'm scared my parents will grow concerned
 return around 5
 >just before suns et,
 >still wearing my spiderman suit without the mask
 >again wait at the edge of the clearing in the forest, spying on them through my binocs
 >they've got new firewood, lots of it
 >appear to be cooking a rabbit
 >not cool guys, rabbits are our friends
 >begin to wonder what rabbit tastes like... remember i need to focus
 weird al is by their tents looking at the forest, qun by side
 on the other side of the fire, one of his friends is looking out the other direction and appears to have a gun too
 >i see they're finally taking commandos seriously
 the other 3 people, 2 girls and a guy, are sitting close together. the guy's tending to the rabbit and the girls are wrapped in a blanket
 watch them for a while, one of the girls reminds me of mary-jane. wonder if she can be my girlfriend like in the comic
 >eventually go back to weird al
 >feel something on my shoulder
 >drop by binocs as i swat a spider away
 >hear shouting
 >look over at the camp
 weird al's pointing his gun in my direction and shouting
 >the cooking trio back away
 >the other guy with the gun rushes to weird al's side
 >i'll call him friendly steve because he seems less tense
 >friendly steve points his gun in my direction too
 what the fuck? decide he's more like angry steve
 >not entirely convinced they're actually aiming at me
 >start circling the edge again like last night, they seem to move their aim with me
 >hmm
 the afternoon, with binoculars this time so i can pretend i have spidey-vision
 it's still bright enough
 cont
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22: 16:16 No. 17989709
 17989752>>17989916 >17989966 >18006100 >>18006871
 17989689
 weird al starts shouting at me
 >can't make out what he's saying
 >it's better to say nothing and have people think you're stupid then open your mouth and confirm your stupidity
 >shouts at me again
 >have no idea what to do
 >parents were right, i am too immature for social situations
 >tony stark would surely know what to do
 suddenly hear a loud bang and the tree next to me explodes
 well a chunk of it explodes off
 >instinctively crouch into prone pos ition
 >several more bangs
 >can't see weird al or angry steve very well cause they're surrounded by smoke, but see a few flashes of light
 eventually realise they're shooting at me
 what did i ever do to them though?
 >run off on all fours again, with my experience it's much faster than running
 >get home and start crying
 >parents ask what's wrong
 >tell them i met some cool youths and they didn't like me
 >parents hug me and tell me maybe it's because of my costume
 >mum thinks it's proof that i'm not ready to have friends
 dad insists that this could be good since im showing initiative by going out to meet people
 they settle on dressing me appropriately tomorrow so i could reintroduce myself
 >they assure me that if i just be myself, the kids will like me
 take comfort in their words
 next day dress in an old t-shirt and sweat pants
 put on my best smile and head out to meet them
 >mum offers me some cherries before i leave for good luck
 >don't mind ifi do
 must've eaten like 30 cherries, had cherry juice all over my mouth
 >as im wondering through the forest, cherries attract flies which cause me to stop paying attention and i slip in deer feces
 >on the verge of tears cause i smell like deer shit
 want to head back, but no! have to be strong if i'm ready for friends
 >heading towards camp, i see mary-jane wandering around the forest
 she keeps calling out a name, ben i think
 stand still watching her
 >she sees me
 >at first she winces
 remember what my parents told me about being social
 cont
 17989794 >17989916 »17989966 »»18006 100 »»18006871,
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22: 30:25 No. 17989752
 >17989709
 smile at mary-jane
 >smile and the world smiles with you afterall
 >she doesn't smile
 >she takes a step back
 >"have you seen my friend Ben" she says
 she says it really fast
 repeat it back to her a couple of times to digest it and look down
 oh no! my parents say it's rude to break eye-contact
 >look back at her in the eye
 >"well" she says
 again i repeat it, think and then say "your friend ben, i have not seen" so she'll think i'm mysterious and mystic
 notice she's covering her nose
 >why?
 >she suddenly looks really scared
 >i go to comfort her and she immediately runs off into the forest
 >that was weird
 >carry on and come to the old factory river
 >you should never swim in it because there was a factory upstream that leaked its sewage into it
 my dad was really upset about it but apparently it wasn't illegal due to some weird loophole or something
 >hear talking
 crouch low and walk downstream towards the voices, hiding behind bushes
 >see weird al and angry steve playing in the water
 >see all their stuff about 100m away on the shore
 >their guns!
 >guns are bad my parents always say and as the only resident on-site, it's my duty to confiscate them until they're ready to leave
 walk over and take them, weird al and angry steve don't even notice, too busy playing
 >guns are heavy and so, after around 20 minutes, i put them in a ditch and cover them with leaves so i can get them later
 carry on towards their camp
 >get there and it's empty, not a soul in sight
 rabbit leftovers are on a spit over the fire's remains
 since no one's around, i decide to take a bite of the rabbit, just to taste it
 easier said than done, end up accidentally breaking the spit trying to tear a bit off
 >lose my balance and trample over one of the tents
 woops
 >draw a peace sign in the dirt in kry ptonian as a way of apologising
 the rabbit didn't even taste very good in the end
 make my way back home, i would return in the evening
 cont
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22:43:00 No. 17989794
 17989839 »»17989916 »17989966 »»18006100 »»18006871
 >17989752
 gets dark out and i've changed my clothes
 id completely forgotten about the cherries on my face
 >mary-jane must've thought i was some sort of cherry bandit
 >face is all washed now though
 >put on my best suit, afterall this is my last chance to make friends
 >thinking about it, up until she ran away, me and mary-jane actually got on pretty well
 maybe there's hope for us yet?
 work my way back to the edge of the clearing
 >their camp has a huge fire
 >they're all out of sight though, no stories or cooking
 see that they didn't put the tent i trod on back up
 see the other tent rustle
 weird al rushes out past the fire
 >in the moonlight i just about make out him running 20m or so and then stopping
 >he stands still for another 30s with his back to the camp before running back to camp
 >just before he reaches the fire, he stops and looks in my direction
 >has he seen me? hurrah i can finally introduce myself
 >he starts shaking and shouting
 not wanting a repeat of yesterday and I make myself visible by stepping out of the busges so they don't think I'm a deer or something
 weird al shouts at me and this time i hear what he says
 >"Ben? Is that you?"
 >l repeat it back
 >then realise what i said
 >of course im not ben, idiot
 >remember to smile
 >find it hard to smile and talk so just shake my head
 >end up accidentally shaking my whole body
 >by now the rest of the gang has come out of the tent
 >i say the rest, but there's only 4 of them
 >one of the guys is missing
 >that must be this ben they were asking about
 >begin to wonder myself where he is
 they're all staring at me weirdly and shivering even though it's summer
 >"where's ben?" I shout
 >angry steve whis pers to weird al and weird al shouts back that he doesn't know
 >then he shouts at me "what have you done with Ben?
 >if this is a game i don't get it
 >decide the only way to earn their trust is to impress them
 cont
 »179899091798991617989966 180010831800497918006100 >1800687118008096
 Anonymous 08/03/16(Wed)22:56:04 No. 17989839
 17989794
 >drop down onto all fours and do my spiderman crawl so they'l see how agile i am
 >they immediately scream and all run away
 >how weird
 run after them
 matching their pace is surprisingly easy, maybe cause the girls had short legs
 >follow weird al into the forest
 >the forest shields the moonlight so i can only see his silhouette
 >he turns to me
 "Roger, did you see that thing? it looked human but its movements..
 can't think of anything to say so just nod
 weird al keeps talking, saying how useful his Eyy Ar would be right now
 no idea what he means
 >eventually meet up with the others
 celebrations all round
 finally they accept me
 >they must've been impressed by my spiderman crawl afterall
 >angry steve says they should try to find the car
 "what about ben?" i muster in my best weird al impression to show Im one of many talents
 >'i hate to say it James, but i think he's gone" says the girl who's not mary-jane
 who on earth is James?
 suddenly mary-jane stops walking
 >"what is it Sam?" angry Steve asks
 >mary-jane whis pers in his ear
 >he raises his arm and starts pointing at us while counting
 >"Ben's not here" he says very slowly.
 Weird Al replies "yeah?!" before suddenly standing up straight
 >he just screams "RUN" and takes off
 >everyone scatters
 >begin to think my new friends are a little weird
 decide to go home
 Never did find out what happened to Ben, but that forest is full of ditches so he was probably just playing hide and seek. Still can't believe weird al and angry steve were playing in the
 water, my dad says the factory's chemicals mean that bathing in it will make your hair fall out for sure
 Anyway, that's my weird story
Me_irl

Me_irl

douse: ROBINSON'S FURY -Switch Stance: Douse (4.6 m/s, no lunge) / Immolate (4.4 m/s, typical lunge) Douse: The Arsonist carries a barrel of gasoline that she can pour on the ground generators and pallets. She can continually pour as she is moving. Survivors can be Doused by interacting with a Doused pallet or generator. Anything that is Doused becomes clean after 2 minutes. - Immolate: The Arsonist lights a candle and prepares to start a fire. Tapping the action button drops the candle, holding it allows the candle to be thrown a moderate |distance. The candle will only interact with an area that has been Doused. If the ground is Immolated a wall of fire is created for 15 seconds. Unused pallets are unaffected by the fire, however a used pallet will burn for 15 seconds before breaking Generators also burn for 15 seconds, regressing by 15%. If a survivor makes contact with the fire they are Immolated, becoming injured after 10 seconds and put into the dying state after a further 15 seconds. Survivors can perform the Stop, Drop and Roll action to smother the flames. 1000 KNIFE CLAMMY PALMS GETTING SWEATY Hitting survivors is a competition for you. Gain 1 token for each successful hit ona survivor. Each token grants 1.5% bonus movement speed, up to 3 tokens. Lose a stack for each missed hit Survivors currently inside your terror radius, or who have been in the last 60 seconds are 80% more likely to trigger an Impossible skill check, causing the generator to explode. Successful attacks burn your victims, cauterising their wounds and making them cry out. Injured survivors are 25% louder but do not bleed as frequently Killer Concept: The Arsonist
douse: ROBINSON'S FURY
 -Switch Stance: Douse (4.6 m/s, no lunge) / Immolate (4.4 m/s, typical lunge)
 Douse: The Arsonist carries a barrel of gasoline that she can pour on the ground
 generators and pallets. She can continually pour as she is moving. Survivors can be
 Doused by interacting with a Doused pallet or generator. Anything that is Doused
 becomes clean after 2 minutes.
 - Immolate: The Arsonist lights a candle and prepares to start a fire. Tapping the
 action button drops the candle, holding it allows the candle to be thrown a moderate
 |distance. The candle will only interact with an area that has been Doused.
 If the ground is Immolated a wall of fire is created for 15 seconds. Unused pallets are
 unaffected by the fire, however a used pallet will burn for 15 seconds before breaking
 Generators also burn for 15 seconds, regressing by 15%.
 If a survivor makes contact with the fire they are Immolated, becoming injured after
 10 seconds and put into the dying state after a further 15 seconds. Survivors can
 perform the Stop, Drop and Roll action to smother the flames.
 1000 KNIFE
 CLAMMY PALMS
 GETTING SWEATY
 Hitting survivors is a competition
 for you. Gain 1 token for each
 successful hit ona survivor. Each
 token grants 1.5% bonus
 movement speed, up to 3 tokens.
 Lose a stack for each missed hit
 Survivors currently inside your
 terror radius, or who have been in
 the last 60 seconds are 80%
 more likely to trigger an
 Impossible skill check, causing
 the generator to explode.
 Successful attacks burn your
 victims, cauterising their wounds
 and making them cry out. Injured
 survivors are 25% louder but do
 not bleed as frequently
Killer Concept: The Arsonist

Killer Concept: The Arsonist

douse: File: wheelchainneetpepe png (31 KB, 850x850) Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)02: 14:04 No.805385738 [Reply] be me 28 years old NEET raised as an only child >I caused mummy and daddys divorce nothing matters except the scrumptious taste of tendies mfw its 03:00am mummy I'm hungries yell into intercom for snackitysnacks CLAIM THE MEAL OF THE CHICKEN GODS!! ITS TENDY TIME!! >her tired voice reponds with "NOT NOW SWEETY MOMMY IS WORKING!! challenging me at this hour? >insolent woman I know there are tendies keep chanting for the tendies that are >GOLDEN BROWN TENDY TOWN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN evil jew landlord tells mummy to shut me up the freezer bring me my tendies rightfully mine W > >eww mummy is sleeping with nasty landlord > naughty The war has begun.ctn > enter sunrise. All Preparations nullifying any chance of escape I reeeee into mummies "office" on my valiant reinforced electric wheelchair. > douse jew in two jugs of poopyjuice before he can activate his spells evil jew is unable to battle! ram him into the corner and then leap off of my valiant steed and mount mummy's face >NO NO NO NO NO NO MUMMY! YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE!! Making mummy's ladylettuce smell like sardines man. complete are > "URGH! YOURE CRUSHING ME SWEET- OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE NO!" >Groan as I release a big boy turd so nasty her fingernails begin to peel backwards gaze into her eyes as the impact sends mummy into panic attack expel the last of my poopies on the sheet. How many times must I break you? tidy up my toys and waddle into kitchen to await my spoils > slithery jew slithers out of my castle and says we don't need to worry about rent ever victory.ogg > mummy finally arrives visibly shaken and broken inside > opens the freezer to make my tendies puts hot plate of tendies in front of me and blows them until they are cool >"mummy you have to chew them for me" > mummy breaks down in tears and screams for death > yawn, give myself 5 extra gbp and fall asleep without eating them. again Anon is an only child
douse: File: wheelchainneetpepe png (31 KB, 850x850)
 Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)02: 14:04 No.805385738 [Reply]
 be me
 28 years old NEET
 raised as an only child
 >I caused mummy and daddys divorce
 nothing matters except the scrumptious taste of tendies
 mfw its 03:00am
 mummy I'm hungries
 yell into intercom for snackitysnacks
 CLAIM THE MEAL OF THE CHICKEN GODS!! ITS TENDY TIME!!
 >her tired voice reponds with "NOT NOW SWEETY MOMMY IS WORKING!!
 challenging me at this hour?
 >insolent woman I know there are tendies
 keep chanting for the tendies that are
 >GOLDEN BROWN TENDY TOWN TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
 evil jew landlord tells mummy to shut me up
 the freezer bring me my tendies
 rightfully mine
 W
 >
 >eww mummy is sleeping with nasty landlord
 > naughty
 The war has begun.ctn
 > enter sunrise. All Preparations
 nullifying any chance of escape I reeeee into mummies "office" on my valiant reinforced electric wheelchair.
 > douse jew in two jugs of poopyjuice before he can activate his spells
 evil jew is unable to battle!
 ram him into the corner and then leap off of my valiant steed and mount mummy's face
 >NO NO NO NO NO NO MUMMY! YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE!!
 Making mummy's ladylettuce smell like sardines
 man.
 complete
 are
 > "URGH! YOURE CRUSHING ME SWEET- OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE NO!"
 >Groan as I release a big boy turd so nasty her fingernails begin to peel backwards
 gaze into her eyes as the impact sends mummy into panic attack
 expel the last of my poopies on the sheet. How many times must I break you?
 tidy up my toys and waddle into kitchen to await my spoils
 > slithery jew slithers out of my castle and says we don't need to worry about rent ever
 victory.ogg
 > mummy finally arrives visibly shaken and broken inside
 > opens the freezer to make my tendies
 puts hot plate of tendies in front of me and blows them until they are cool
 >"mummy you have to chew them for me"
 > mummy breaks down in tears and screams for death
 > yawn, give myself 5 extra gbp and fall asleep without eating them.
 again
Anon is an only child

Anon is an only child

douse: 4th of July. A patriotic homage to the country our ancestors worked hard to acquire from the British, only to have it ruined within years of Officer 2: "Calm down. We'll get an ambulance to check you out, and- our own people. A day where drinking beer, swimming, and lighting explosives are always allowed. And this was not how I expected my F: "Wait a minute! I didn't hit this guy! He came over to talk us because we had lit fireworks and our us three, and starts screaming holiday to end up. party was against his nation and stuff like that!" To have this story make more sense, the neighbors I'm talking about are British, so that should explain some things. Officer 1: "Does anyone here have anything else to say? It's around 7:30PM when we start the real party. My family and F's family all collab on this amazing day. We invited all our neighbors in the cul de sac, and some more, so the party was really kicking up. Most of them came out to party, but one family, who were our next door neighbors, didn't like it. Me and F's Dad both said the same story to the officer, while ED was ranting on and on about the party and how we were terrible to him. Then we all come back together and the officers speak up Officer 2: "Alright, so based on what we heard, you (Points to ED) are either faking your bruises r did something else. We're going to check that out later. As for this party, just keep the noise down and put the fireworks away. We don't want to come back They had moved in less than a month ago, so we didn't know them that well, but we were gonna try to hang out with them at this party. have to They declined after we asked them two weeks before, and nothing ever came of it. During the whole day, they were flying a Union Jack instead, which is fine because they're not American. break this party up." D: "Yes sir. We went ahead and had someone put them away, so there shouldn't be anymore fireworks. Anyways, at this time, we started getting the fireworks ready. Someone from the party bought at least $500 worth of fireworks, and they had loud ones. One of the first things we lit were two boxed of Saturn Rockets with 200 shots in them. Needless to say, it was loud. So The ED tried to make up more excuses, but the police werent having it. They shined a flashlight on his bruise and didn't even have to poke it or anything to tell it was makeup. They wrote him a ticket, and just as they were about to leave, we hear a loud boom. join the party, but not in a way you'd want loud, fact, that our European neighbor finally came out The ED's yard was on fire and their tree went up like a match. Almost immediately, neighbors on both sides ran over and started grabbing their water hose to douse the fire and put out as much as they can. One Officer radio'd in a fire truck, and the other went (Quick note: I added some extra "British slang") ED: "What the absolute bollocks is going on here!? Who 'ere is in charge!?" though the party to examine the damage with ED. Nobody really knew who this guy was, so they directed him to where me, F, and his dad were at. At first we didn't know who i was, but ED: "What did you wickets do!? I told you they were bloody reckless! They went and set my bloody house on fire!" we guessed who by the angry expression. Some little kid, maybe 9 or 10, ran out of the crowd and the ED. His hands were bleeding, so F's dad ran over to his house nearby to D: Well, howdy there Neighbor. I was hoping you'd show up." grab a First-Aid Kit. The other officer saw what was happening and used his radio to call for an ambulance, while F's dad ran over with the kit ED: "Show up!? I'm 'ere to put an end to your kerfuffling! You all are all Mickey! Shut it down now! Both him and the officer checked out his injuries, and it turns out that both the little boy's hands suffered 3rd degree burns, and one of his fingers had a major cut down the side of them. At that point, the music had stopped, and everyone was trying to figure out what was F: "Woah, chill out neighbor, it's just some light fireworks. This happens every year! ED: "Every year you disrupt your neighbors who are trying to get some sleep!? I want this all to stop now! Throw your party another happening while the yard was being put out time! The ambulance and fire truck show up not too long afterwards, and we all start taking statements. As it turns out, the little kid was ED's, D: "Well, it's not exactly a party. It's the 4th of July! I know you're from Europe, but in America-" and the firework that lit the tree on fire had belonged disrupting the peace, and I think a count of arson. the ED as well. ED was charged with child negligence, false police report, ED: "I know about your argy-bargy history! You celebrate how you're better than our country by doing crazy acts like this! F: "If you don't like it, then buzz off. It's our party, and half the neighborhood is here. We're not gonna stop unless we absolutely have After everything was finally done with at like 11:00PM, we called it a night and packed up. ED's wife went to the hospital with their son to." to make sure everything was fine, while ED himself was put in the back f the police car as they drove off. I'm not exactly sure how your The ED merely scoffed and stormed back around. Not even 30 minutes have passed before two cop cars come rolling down the street, and they have their lights on and sirens ohis house. We made nothing of it and continued with some mortars and sparklers all arrest a foreigner, so someone let me know. This morning, as we go outside to clean up the rest of the garbage, we can actually see the yard. All their grass was black and brown, blaring. F's Dad said that the ED must've called the cops, so he went to go deal with it. which means they didn't water it,, and the tree was solid black with no green or brown anywhere. The actual house itself seemed to be D: "Hello Officer, is this about the fireworks?" ok, apart from some fire singes on the roof where the tree hung over. Officer 1: "Yes and no. You do need to put the fireworks away, but we also got a complaint that someone at this party was physically harassing one of your neighbors." Moral of the story: if you give a kid a firework, expect him to ruin a massive party. As I was writing this, I get a call from F. He said that his dad found out that the little kid lost three of his fingers because lots of firework ED: "That would be me!" shrapnel ended up in his hand somehow. We think what happened is the kid lit a mortar, and must've put it in wrong in the tube or buried it and then lit it or just something. Either way, we do know it was a mortar because of the sound, but we can't figure out why it happened. As for the ED, his wife came over and apologized like crazy for his behavior last night. She told ED that doing it was a stupid ED comes running through us, but he looked very different this time. His face was darker, but with limited light it was hard to see what it was idea, but his words were: ED: "This young man right here! (Points to F) I asked him who was in charge, and he beat me up! Oh, the pain! I'm bruising over his "You have to show those dumb Americans who is really in charge still fistsr A deranged cockney chimney sweep ruins a 4th of July party
douse: 4th of July. A patriotic homage to the country our ancestors worked hard to acquire from the British, only to have it ruined within years of Officer 2: "Calm down. We'll get an ambulance to check you out, and-
 our own people. A day where drinking beer, swimming, and lighting explosives are always allowed. And this was not how I expected my F: "Wait a minute! I didn't hit this guy! He came over to talk
 us because we had lit fireworks and our
 us three, and starts screaming
 holiday to end up.
 party was against his nation and stuff like that!"
 To have this story make more sense, the neighbors I'm talking about are British, so that should explain some things.
 Officer 1: "Does anyone here have anything else to say?
 It's around 7:30PM when we start the real party. My family and F's family all collab on this amazing day. We invited all our neighbors in
 the cul de sac, and some more, so the party was really kicking up. Most of them came out to party, but one family, who were our next
 door neighbors, didn't like it.
 Me and F's Dad both said the same story to the officer, while ED was ranting on and on about the party and how we were terrible to
 him. Then we all come back together and the officers speak up
 Officer 2: "Alright, so based on what we heard, you (Points to ED) are either faking your bruises
 r did something else. We're going to
 check that out later. As for this party, just keep the noise down and put the fireworks away. We don't want to come back
 They had moved in less than a month ago, so we didn't know them that well, but we were gonna try to hang out with them at this party.
 have to
 They declined after we asked them two weeks before, and nothing ever came of it. During the whole day, they were flying a Union Jack
 instead, which is fine because they're not American.
 break this party up."
 D: "Yes sir. We went ahead and had someone put them away, so there shouldn't be anymore fireworks.
 Anyways, at this time, we started getting the fireworks ready. Someone from the party bought at least $500 worth of fireworks, and they
 had loud ones. One of the first things we lit were two boxed of Saturn Rockets with 200 shots in them. Needless to say, it was loud. So
 The ED tried to make up more excuses, but the police werent having it. They shined a flashlight on his bruise and didn't even have to
 poke it or anything to tell it was makeup. They wrote him a ticket, and just as they were about to leave, we hear a loud boom.
 join the party, but not in a way you'd want
 loud,
 fact, that our European neighbor finally came out
 The ED's yard was on fire and their tree went up like a match. Almost immediately, neighbors on both sides ran over and started
 grabbing their water hose to douse the fire and put out as much as they can. One Officer radio'd in a fire truck, and the other went
 (Quick note: I added some extra "British slang")
 ED: "What the absolute bollocks is going on here!? Who 'ere is in charge!?"
 though the party to examine the damage with ED.
 Nobody really knew who this guy was, so they directed him to where me, F, and his dad were at. At first we didn't know who i
 was, but
 ED: "What did you wickets do!? I told you they were bloody reckless! They went and set my bloody house on fire!"
 we guessed who by the angry expression.
 Some little kid, maybe 9 or 10, ran out of the crowd and
 the ED. His hands were bleeding, so F's dad ran over to his house nearby to
 D: Well, howdy there Neighbor. I was hoping you'd show up."
 grab a First-Aid Kit. The other officer saw what was happening and used his radio to call for an ambulance, while F's dad ran over with
 the kit
 ED: "Show up!? I'm 'ere to put an end to your kerfuffling! You all are all Mickey! Shut it down now!
 Both him and the officer checked out his injuries, and it turns out that both the little boy's hands suffered 3rd degree burns, and one of
 his fingers had a major cut down the side of them. At that point, the music had stopped, and everyone was trying to figure out what was
 F: "Woah, chill out neighbor, it's just some light fireworks. This happens every year!
 ED: "Every year you disrupt your neighbors who are trying to get some sleep!? I want this all to stop now! Throw your party another
 happening while the yard was being put out
 time!
 The ambulance and fire truck show up not too long afterwards, and we all start taking statements. As it turns out, the little kid was ED's,
 D: "Well, it's not exactly a party. It's the 4th of July! I know you're from Europe, but in America-"
 and the firework that lit the tree on fire had belonged
 disrupting the peace, and I think a count of arson.
 the ED as well. ED was charged with child negligence, false police report,
 ED: "I know about your argy-bargy history! You celebrate how you're better than our country by doing crazy acts like this!
 F: "If you don't like it, then buzz off. It's our party, and half the neighborhood is here. We're not gonna stop unless we absolutely have
 After everything was finally done with at like 11:00PM, we called it a night and packed up. ED's wife went to the hospital with their son
 to."
 to make sure everything was fine, while ED himself was put in the back
 f the police car as they drove off. I'm not exactly sure how your
 The ED merely scoffed and stormed back
 around. Not even 30 minutes have passed before two cop cars come rolling down the street, and they have their lights on and sirens
 ohis house. We made nothing of it and continued with some mortars and sparklers all
 arrest a foreigner, so someone let me know.
 This morning, as we go outside to clean up the rest of the garbage, we can actually see the yard. All their grass was black and brown,
 blaring. F's Dad said that the ED must've called the cops, so he went to go deal with it.
 which means they didn't water it,, and the tree was solid black with no green or brown anywhere. The actual house itself seemed to be
 D: "Hello Officer, is this about the fireworks?"
 ok, apart from some fire singes on the roof where the tree hung over.
 Officer 1: "Yes and no. You do need to put the fireworks away, but we also got a complaint that someone at this party was physically
 harassing one of your neighbors."
 Moral of the story: if you give a kid a firework, expect him to ruin a massive party.
 As I was writing this, I get a call from F. He said that his dad found out that the little kid lost three of his fingers because lots of firework
 ED: "That would be me!"
 shrapnel ended up in his hand somehow. We think what happened is the kid lit a mortar, and must've put it in wrong in the tube or
 buried it and then lit it or just something. Either way, we do know it was a mortar because of the sound, but we can't figure out why it
 happened. As for the ED, his wife came over and apologized like crazy for his behavior last night. She told ED that doing it was a stupid
 ED comes running through us, but he looked very different this time. His face was darker, but with limited light it was hard to see what it
 was
 idea, but his words were:
 ED: "This young man right here! (Points to F) I asked him who was in charge, and he beat me up! Oh, the pain! I'm bruising over his
 "You have to show those dumb Americans who is really in charge still
 fistsr
A deranged cockney chimney sweep ruins a 4th of July party

A deranged cockney chimney sweep ruins a 4th of July party

douse: Mice Mouse Louse Lice Gauss What's the missing number? I might be rolling the douse on this meme
douse: Mice
 Mouse
 Louse
 Lice
 Gauss
What's the missing number? I might be rolling the douse on this meme

What's the missing number? I might be rolling the douse on this meme