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Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE .Seriously? People. Wow, Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! theres a dead body OMG why does she not put the bread away. She should put it in the pantry so she could have more room on the counter. i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN SCREENSHOTS BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven and the towel ends up on the floor. Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog 1,123,830 notes Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!
Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD
 Why would there be a bottle of wine
 on the stove?!
 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
 for a bulletin board
 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave
 a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge!
 someone could get hurt!
 Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
 BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a
 garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
 OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING
 TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR
 SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE
 .Seriously?
 People. Wow, Open your EYES
 Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is
 CLEANING HER FLOOR
 IN
 WHITE
 PANTS???
 CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR
 LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the
 fridge? You could get hurt!!1
 Guys for the love of god how can you not
 notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?!
 WTF Barbie? Clean your house more
 often, would ya?
 Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their
 fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
 doomsong13
 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the
 toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD
 GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
 YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL
 what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?!
 omfg how can you not notice the fact the
 fridge has three layers of drawers on the
 bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont
 work that way im sorry
 aeolus06
 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN
 YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN
 COMMITTED HERE?!!
 THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
 freakin' sense of style, woman!
 theres a dead body
 OMG why does she not put the bread away.
 She should put it in the pantry so she could
 have more room on the counter.
 i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7
 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN
 SCREENSHOTS
 BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON
 THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW
 Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven
 and the towel ends up on the floor.
 Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog
 1,123,830 notes
Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons would still change...so why not? hi Fuck this post Fuck this post so much You want a Why not? How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she's crying so hard How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you should be walking How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what's left of you Don't you dare tell me it won't change things There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds But without you we do not want them Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us So fuck this post and fuck this romanticism of suicide and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear :(
Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS
 If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would
 still appear, the sun would still come
 out, the earth would still rotate, the
 seasons would still change...so why not?
 hi
 Fuck this post
 Fuck this post so much
 You want a Why not?
 How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side
 of the road because she's crying so hard
 How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in
 her bedroom, in the bathroom at school
 How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in
 the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home
 How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the
 image of your hanging body
 How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to
 eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to
 continue without you
 How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every
 time she sees your parents
 How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral
 looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a
 fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you
 should be walking
 How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your
 door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in
 your bed
 How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes
 from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to
 breathe in what's left of you
 Don't you dare tell me it won't change things
 There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds
 But without you we do not want them
 Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us
 So fuck this post
 and fuck this romanticism of suicide
 and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks
 nobody can hear
:(

:(

Funny, Heaven, and Sports: Funny Libertarian @funlibertarian2 Following This is literally the definition of slut shaming from a progressive to defend a progressive man's inappropriate actions. 2017 the year of the hypocrites Melford Heisler RN @MrMelPsychRN Follow Leeann Tweeden looked so innocent & bookish on TV yesterday. She was no prude back when she did USO tours with Al Franken. She didn't wear glasses then either. Actually she didn't wear much of anything in her pics TA'S BULGING SACK: 88 MIISTHAVE GIFT SHOULD YOU DUMP FIND OUT HUDDLE UP! LEEANN TWEEDEN Inside the locker room with the Best Damn Sports Show star UNDERCOVER PLUS! LINGERIE HEAVEN! DAVE ATTEL CARMELD A BALLOON PUB Real women show you what's in their drawers TRUCKS ND A HOT LADY 1:44 PM- 18 Nov 2017 <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167664655522/mornington-the-crescent-its-okay-when-we-do" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/167664539449/its-okay-when-we-do-it" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">“It’s okay when WE do it!”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>I seem to remember similar things being said about Bimbos Bill’s accusers</p></blockquote> <p>If you go to that guy’s Twitter you’ll see he’s actually on some kind of crusade to make her look like a skank who couldn’t be a victim. But if you look at his bio it also appears he’s a devotee of Freud so take that as you will.</p>
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Funny, Heaven, and Sports: Funny Libertarian
 @funlibertarian2
 Following
 This is literally the definition of slut shaming
 from a progressive to defend a progressive
 man's inappropriate actions. 2017 the year of
 the hypocrites

 Melford Heisler RN
 @MrMelPsychRN
 Follow
 Leeann Tweeden looked so innocent &
 bookish on TV yesterday. She was no prude
 back when she did USO tours with Al Franken.
 She didn't wear glasses then either. Actually
 she didn't wear much of anything in her pics
 TA'S BULGING SACK: 88 MIISTHAVE GIFT
 SHOULD YOU
 DUMP
 FIND OUT
 HUDDLE UP!
 LEEANN
 TWEEDEN
 Inside the locker
 room with the Best
 Damn Sports Show star
 UNDERCOVER
 PLUS!
 LINGERIE
 HEAVEN!
 DAVE ATTEL
 CARMELD
 A BALLOON PUB
 Real women
 show you
 what's in their
 drawers
 TRUCKS
 ND A HOT
 LADY
 1:44 PM- 18 Nov 2017
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167664655522/mornington-the-crescent-its-okay-when-we-do" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/167664539449/its-okay-when-we-do-it" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p style="">“It’s okay when WE do it!”<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I seem to remember similar things being said about Bimbos Bill’s accusers</p></blockquote>

<p>If you go to that guy’s Twitter you’ll see he’s actually on some kind of crusade to make her look like a skank who couldn’t be a victim. But if you look at his bio it also appears he’s a devotee of Freud so take that as you will.</p>

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: mornington-the-crescent: “It’s okay when WE do it!” I seem to remember similar things being said about B...

Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD.  Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! theres a dead body
Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms:
aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: bla...

Barbie, Crime, and God: fs you-cant-stop-the-moriparty OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! doomsong13 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board doomsong13 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! just-a-cardboard-box Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie pudding-is-the-new-fondue OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! LEAVE THOSE DIRTY diamondintherough96 ...Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? blainesbedroom CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! doomsong13 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 doomsong13 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? fandomblogger Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! the-peregrine-mendicant what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! magnusisms theres a dead body best-of-tumblr You must be fun at parties You must be fun at party’s
Barbie, Crime, and God: fs
 you-cant-stop-the-moriparty
 OHMYGOD
 Why would there be a bottle of wine on
 the stove?!
 doomsong13
 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
 for a bulletin board
 doomsong13
 BARBIE! you should know better than to
 leave a cheese grater on the edge of the
 fridge! someone could get hurt!
 just-a-cardboard-box
 Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
 BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with
 a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie
 pudding-is-the-new-fondue
 OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST
 GOING TO DISHES
 IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT
 TOGETHER BARBIE!
 LEAVE THOSE DIRTY
 diamondintherough96
 ...Seriously?
 People. Wow. Open your EYES
 Is NOBODY going to point out how
 Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
 IN
 WHITE
 PANTS???
 blainesbedroom
 CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR!
 YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
 doomsong13
 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of
 the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
 doomsong13
 Guys for the love of god how can you not
 notice the freaking rat next to the
 fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house
 more often, would ya?
 fandomblogger
 Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on
 their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE
 TIMES!
 doomsong13
 I love how everyone pretends not to
 notice the toaster next to the sink.
 BARBIE! YOU COULD GET
 ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
 YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
 the-peregrine-mendicant
 what the hell is wrong with you
 people???!?!?!
 omfg how can you not notice the fact the
 fridge has three layers of drawers on the
 bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges
 dont work that way im sorry
 aeolus06
 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!
 CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME
 HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
 THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
 freakin' sense of style, woman!
 magnusisms
 theres a dead body
 best-of-tumblr
 You must be fun at parties
You must be fun at party’s

You must be fun at party’s

Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes* 30 year old mothers and gay niggas: @jxremixh I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh
Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes*
 30 year old mothers and gay niggas:
 @jxremixh
I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this ...