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The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to ‘prank’ her

awesomacious: The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to ‘prank’ her

Clothes, Creepy, and Dad: DEMOCRATS Published 7 hours ago Last Update 6 hours ago Ocasio-Cortez claims she can't afford DC apartment, but records show she has at least $15,000 in savings Dental Insurance Plan By Lukas Mikelionis | Fox News A DELTA DENTAL HEy, LOOK HOW MUCH SKINNERMAKES $25,000 A YEAR HE'S 40 YEARS OLD TIMES 25 GRAND. WHOA! HE'S AMILLIONAIRE! PLUS IN THE SUMMER HE PAINTS HOUSES HE'S A BILLIONAIRE A BLWIONATRE callmegoddess618: prochoice-or-gtfo: tempest-caller: myfatfuckingface: vice-s-assistant: reverseracism: mysharona1987: Reminds me of the time they tried to claim she grow up in *this* house and was therefore a pampered limousine liberal.  The gas-lighting here is off the charts.  And now So..uh funny story about that last part to this: Dude bro who post this on Twitter…is kind of a real fucking creep. Posts a lot of female DC staffers/government employees body parts and makes creepy comments about them. Also writes for the Washington Examiner (and still is as of writing this).  Go fucking figure.  People who have never struggled financially have no idea what it looks like. They think everyone who lives in poverty should be constantly covered in dirt and tattered rags. 🙄🙄🙄 I can’t tell you how many times people told me I wasn’t poor because “If you were, you couldn’t afford x thing,” where “x thing” was usually something I absolutely could not afford normally but either got as a gift, got at a massively reduced price in a garage sale or thrift store, or found somewhere for free. Some of my furniture for example is stuff people were throwing away despite being in perfectly good condition, like my TV. It’s one of those older box TVs that are absurdly big. Owning stuff isn’t a sign of anything half the time. And uh, it’s not like she could go to work in rags! Lots of poor people have to buy or rent dress clothes for work. That doesn’t mean shit. It’s just how the world works. Also that house they’re showing is so small and looks old? It probably isn’t worth much. But it’s also rural, so she’d HAVE to go to whatever city was closest for things like groceries or school, probably. How does that prove anything about her upbringing? People really don’t know what poor is. Wow. ❄💙 Bella 💙❄ I own quite a few nice looking items of clothes. Some of them were gifts, others were thrifted, some are quality replicas of unaffordable items. I still struggle to make my rent every month and I have zero savings, but most people would not know that by looking at me.Poverty doesn’t have to be rags and begging outside the subway station. It can be the grad student eating nothing but mashed potatoes for a week. Ocasio-Cortez’s opponents are just looking for whatever they can to criticize her.-V Seriously. All of my leggings and half of my dresses are Lularoe. They are all gifts from my mom, my step mom, my sister, and my dad.
Clothes, Creepy, and Dad: DEMOCRATS Published 7 hours ago Last Update 6 hours ago
 Ocasio-Cortez claims she can't afford
 DC apartment, but records show she
 has at least $15,000 in savings
 Dental Insurance Plan
 By Lukas Mikelionis | Fox News
 A DELTA DENTAL

 HEy, LOOK HOW MUCH
 SKINNERMAKES
 $25,000 A YEAR

 HE'S 40 YEARS OLD
 TIMES 25 GRAND.
 WHOA! HE'S AMILLIONAIRE!

 PLUS IN THE SUMMER
 HE PAINTS HOUSES
 HE'S A BILLIONAIRE
 A BLWIONATRE
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Reminds me of the time they tried to claim she grow up in *this* house and was therefore a pampered limousine liberal. 
The gas-lighting here is off the charts. 

And now

So..uh funny story about that last part to this: Dude bro who post this on Twitter…is kind of a real fucking creep. Posts a lot of female DC staffers/government employees body parts and makes creepy comments about them. Also writes for the Washington Examiner (and still is as of writing this). 
Go fucking figure. 


People who have never struggled financially have no idea what it looks like. They think everyone who lives in poverty should be constantly covered in dirt and tattered rags. 🙄🙄🙄


I can’t tell you how many times people told me I wasn’t poor because “If you were, you couldn’t afford x thing,” where “x thing” was usually something I absolutely could not afford normally but either got as a gift, got at a massively reduced price in a garage sale or thrift store, or found somewhere for free. Some of my furniture for example is stuff people were throwing away despite being in perfectly good condition, like my TV. It’s one of those older box TVs that are absurdly big. 
Owning stuff isn’t a sign of anything half the time. And uh, it’s not like she could go to work in rags! Lots of poor people have to buy or rent dress clothes for work. That doesn’t mean shit. It’s just how the world works. 
Also that house they’re showing is so small and looks old? It probably isn’t worth much. But it’s also rural, so she’d HAVE to go to whatever city was closest for things like groceries or school, probably. How does that prove anything about her upbringing?
People really don’t know what poor is. Wow.
❄💙 Bella 💙❄

I own quite a few nice looking items of clothes. Some of them were gifts, others were thrifted, some are quality replicas of unaffordable items. I still struggle to make my rent every month and I have zero savings, but most people would not know that by looking at me.Poverty doesn’t have to be rags and begging outside the subway station. It can be the grad student eating nothing but mashed potatoes for a week. Ocasio-Cortez’s opponents are just looking for whatever they can to criticize her.-V


Seriously. All of my leggings and half of my dresses are Lularoe. They are all gifts from my mom, my step mom, my sister, and my dad.

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Prince, Tumblr, and Queen: awesomacious: The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to ‘prank’ her
Prince, Tumblr, and Queen: awesomacious:

The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to ‘prank’ her

awesomacious: The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to ‘prank’ her

Prank, Prince, and Queen: The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to prank her
Prank, Prince, and Queen: The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to prank her

The Queen struggles to contain her laughter as her husband, Prince Phillip, dresses as a royal guard to prank her

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Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.
Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse
 mythology is when a giant steals
 mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he
 can have Freyja as his bride, but she
 refuses to go so instead Thor dresses
 up as her and Loki as her handmaiden
 and then at the wedding the giant
 places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap
 and thor reveals himself and kills
 everybody and if that shouldn't be
 made a short film with I don't know
 what should
 Do yo
 think they
 notice
 (Nah
 443
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I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS
The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. 


Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?”

He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. 
All of it. 
All. 
Of. 
It. 


To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it.


Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW.

Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. 
Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

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Be Like, Children, and College: 9 Wednesday's great aunt Calpernia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister. But don't worry. We've told Wednesday... college first. portmanteau-bot: candiikismet: peredhelinblack: hannibalthecanibal: brokenasphyxiation: zetatauri: ohnonotthedrill: ndnickerson: COLLEGE FIRST. I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first. A+ PARENTING The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point.  I HAVE to reblog this… so many shows about a family use a constant abrasion between the parents in order to bring the plot along. not the addams family, no. gomez and morticia were disgustingly in love to the point that gomez kissing up morticia’s arm to her neck is something that even people who haven’t seen the show will recognize. they have a marriage to strive for There’s an episode of the original show where a rebellious runaway teenager crashes at their house, and is taken aback by how little they care about how he dresses or what he says, and they wind up teaching his parents how to love their son. Four for you Addamses, you go Addamses. Parent Goals parent + goals = paroals.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1Save food. Save food. | PayPal | Patreon
Be Like, Children, and College: 9
 Wednesday's great aunt Calpernia.

 She was burned as a witch in
 1706. They said she danced naked
 in the town square and enslaved
 the minister.

 But don't worry. We've told Wednesday...

 college first.
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COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.
A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

I HAVE to reblog this…

so many shows about a family use a constant abrasion between the parents in order to bring the plot along. not the addams family, no. gomez and morticia were disgustingly in love to the point that gomez kissing up morticia’s arm to her neck is something that even people who haven’t seen the show will recognize. they have a marriage to strive for

There’s an episode of the original show where a rebellious runaway teenager crashes at their house, and is taken aback by how little they care about how he dresses or what he says, and they wind up teaching his parents how to love their son. Four for you Addamses, you go Addamses.


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Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again
Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia
 12:27 AM
 A sonnet about a first love
 1:18 AM
 What a nice, nonironic ask.
 Subject matter's adorable, so here
 She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze,
 Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy.
 No other one could brighten up her days,
 Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy
 No earthly sight as great as she to him,
 Undressing nude in morning bedside light.
 Declaring unbound feeling on a whim,
 Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white?
 Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart,
 Expecting everything to stay the same
 Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart;
 Idealized people's pictures do the same
 Love lost is better than a love not shared
 In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared
 Liked by Emilia
 Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy
 Oh my go
 Made my whole night, that was beautiful
 Just wait until you read the first letter of each line
 LMAO
 Okay night officially made
 That was great I'm still laughing
 Then you don't even wanna know about what happens
 if you read the first letter of each word in my first
 response
 Oh my god
 Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo
 because that's actually a talent
 If only it ended there, Emilia
 Read the first letter of the second word of every line
 In what message?
 In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each
 line
 Honestly, you deserve it after all that
 Is that the end of the hidden messages so
 i can give it to you haha
 What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your
 own messages
 Lmao nah you've reached the end
 Your message
 GIF
Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again