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Bad, Bad Day, and Work: DREW A V ITALOEA Came home from a really bad day at work and found this from my amazing husband
Bad, Bad Day, and Work: DREW A V ITALOEA
Came home from a really bad day at work and found this from my amazing husband

Came home from a really bad day at work and found this from my amazing husband

Tablet, Target, and Tumblr: hyilians: nivrir: i let my mom borrow my tablet and she drew these one time i let my grandpa borrow my tablet and he drew a cowboy
Tablet, Target, and Tumblr: hyilians:

nivrir:

i let my mom borrow my tablet and she drew these

one time i let my grandpa borrow my tablet and he drew a cowboy

hyilians: nivrir: i let my mom borrow my tablet and she drew these one time i let my grandpa borrow my tablet and he drew a cowboy

Friends, Tumblr, and Best: corgikistan: My best friends sister drew this fantastic picture of our 7 year old, Gidget!
Friends, Tumblr, and Best: corgikistan:

My best friends sister drew this fantastic picture of our 7 year old, Gidget!

corgikistan: My best friends sister drew this fantastic picture of our 7 year old, Gidget!

Netflix, News, and Target: may12324: Some Inej and Nina I drew a lil while back at the news of the grisha/six of crows tv who being developed by netflix!!! So keen to see what they do with it!!!!!!
Netflix, News, and Target: may12324:
Some Inej and Nina I drew a lil while back at the news of the grisha/six of crows tv who being developed by netflix!!! So keen to see what they do with it!!!!!!

may12324: Some Inej and Nina I drew a lil while back at the news of the grisha/six of crows tv who being developed by netflix!!! So keen to ...

Doctor, Lmao, and Target: venezianos: blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE IM SCCREAMING
Doctor, Lmao, and Target: venezianos:


blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE

IM SCCREAMING

venezianos: blanka-s submitted: i dreW MORE IM SCCREAMING

Target, Tumblr, and Xxx: Sw XxX dame-mas-gaby: nordic 5 bein themselvesi shoulda drew puffin but blah next time
Target, Tumblr, and Xxx: Sw
 XxX
dame-mas-gaby:

nordic 5 bein themselvesi shoulda drew puffin but blah next time

dame-mas-gaby: nordic 5 bein themselvesi shoulda drew puffin but blah next time

Period, School, and Tumblr: awesomesthesia: Mitch came back to school bald and during 12th period we went to the bathroom and drew an Avatar arrow on him
Period, School, and Tumblr: awesomesthesia:

Mitch came back to school bald and during 12th period we went to the bathroom and drew an Avatar arrow on him

awesomesthesia: Mitch came back to school bald and during 12th period we went to the bathroom and drew an Avatar arrow on him

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: bubblyernie bubblyernie: BRO. I drew this in MS paint during class, and im hella proud of it!!art tag // commission info
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: bubblyernie
bubblyernie:

BRO. I drew this in MS paint during class, and im hella proud of it!!art tag // commission info

bubblyernie: BRO. I drew this in MS paint during class, and im hella proud of it!!art tag // commission info

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: lettucedraws: Please forgive me I drew this at 2am
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: lettucedraws:
Please forgive me I drew this at 2am

lettucedraws: Please forgive me I drew this at 2am

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan
A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
 so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
 that all of our door staff must have names that start
 with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
 friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
 Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
 now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
 lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
 than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
 is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
 simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
 now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
 appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
 inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
 add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
 that's Doorman Dan.
 since meeting him last year, I've discovered
 .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
 said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
 he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
 and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
 Junkie Jeff at 9AM
 .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
 while he was in the army, and was complet
 unaware they had broken up until he wishe
 happy Christmas and she responded with what the
 fuck Dan
 .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
 thirty-six hours
 .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
 and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
 decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
 in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
 and ran off
 .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
 month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
 resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
 inside any John Lewis shops
 .he is convinced the love of his life is not his
 fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
 who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
 know when I meet him.
 .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
 rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
 they follow him
 his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
 proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
 told."
 when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
 didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
 the door and asked if they'd like a snack
 .
 .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
 called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
 being the only person on the dance floor without a
 drink when he's patrolling the bar
 I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
 cacen
 BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
 zohbugg
 I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
 Doorman Dan
 thecheshirecass
 I look forward to reading more about the loving,
 polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
 Ned when they finally meet.
 fuckveahdiomedes
 What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
 Source: cacen
 114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

The adventures of doorman dan

Netflix, News, and Target: may12324: Some Inej and Nina I drew a lil while back at the news of the grisha/six of crows tv who being developed by netflix!!! So keen to see what they do with it!!!!!!
Netflix, News, and Target: may12324:
Some Inej and Nina I drew a lil while back at the news of the grisha/six of crows tv who being developed by netflix!!! So keen to see what they do with it!!!!!!

may12324: Some Inej and Nina I drew a lil while back at the news of the grisha/six of crows tv who being developed by netflix!!! So keen to ...