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Memes, πŸ€–, and Kick Ass: This may shock some of
 you... but there are women
 who are kick ass drivers,
 love sex, hate talking through
 movies, don't want your
 money and say exactly
 what they mean.
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Funny, Meme, and Asians: ASIAN
 If I have to do this, based on
 stereotypes that
 totally untrue.
 are JEWISH
 SKIN
 that I do not
 agree with, you would
 maybe not be a very good driver.
 ASIAN
 Oh, man, am a woman?
Best scene (@davie_dave)

Best scene (@davie_dave)

Joker, Memes, and Deadpool: INSTAGRAM TRUE
 COMIC
 FACTS
 During a talk at Google, Ryan Reynolds revealed
 that the taxi driver character "Dopinder" was named
 after "a really cool guy" he knew in elementary school
 who died when he was hit by lightning. It was
 meant to be a tribute to him.
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Memes, Ants, and πŸ€–: ANT HILLA
 MUKESH AMBANIS
 DRIVERS HOUSE..
Ye poora Ghar hilla πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ye poora Ghar hilla πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hennessy, Journey, and Memes: When your Uber driver is trying
 to get a 5 star rating
 @will ent
 NETFLIX
 @will ent.
 Hennessy
 @will ent
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Hennessy, Journey, and Memes: When your Uber driver is trying
 to get a 5 star rating
 @will ent
 NETFLIX
 @will ent.
 Hennessy
 @will ent
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Memes, Uber, and Uber Driver: I am cryinnnnnggggggg this Uber driver
 got it all
I'm gonna dropout of highschool and be a celebrity uber driver

I'm gonna dropout of highschool and be a celebrity uber driver

Mario Kart, Oh My God, and Tumblr: don't get why we need driver S
 training. driving is just like mario
 kart except slower and you can't
 throw blue shells at people
 please neve
 drive
Are any of you watching the menedez documentary? It has me so shook oh my god

Are any of you watching the menedez documentary? It has me so shook oh my god

Funny, Uber, and Mufasa: Pinky hanging on same way Mufasa did
 on the edge of the cliff
 If this pinky toe fall on me lma loose it cab
 driver a mutant
Yooooo 😭 this is why you use uber

Yooooo 😭 this is why you use uber

Bored, Drone, and Honda: HH NEWS
 Honda Is Putting a CVT into The Civic Type
 R, And No We're Not Joking
Via @carthrottlenews - Grab your pitchforks, light some medieval torches and head to your nearest Honda dealer, because it looks like they’re about to fit a CVT transmission to the Civic Type R. - Initially reported by the likes of Autocar and Car in their printed editions about a week ago, before being picked up online, interviews with senior Honda-Civic Type R staff have revealed that as well as the standard six-speed manual, the engineers have kicked a dual-clutch option to the kerb in favour of – shock, horror – a CVT. - Not exactly famed for their wondrous driver involvement, you’ll find CVTs in the likes of the Toyota Prius and automatic versions of the Honda Jazz. Hmmmm, now there’s a couple of encouraging signs. - But, in theory at least, CVT transmissions are the most efficient way to get the most power to the wheels, most often. They enable the engine to stay at peak power and-or torque, and that could make them faster pretty much everywhere. Whether we like it or not, that matters to some buyers. - More specifically, it matters to buyers with lots of money to spend. There aren’t many manual gearboxes left in the world of widely-available high-end sports and supercars, because buyers want automatics, either through laziness or a desire for outright speed (at least on paper). - For proof of the CVT’s performance potential, Formula One went so far as to ban the technology over two decades ago, branding it an unfair advantage – and probably too boring to listen to. - Honda is claiming that the system will be optimised for low-end acceleration and could even shave a few seconds off the car’s Nurburgring lap time, suggesting that it’s going after the VW Golf GTI Clubsport S’s new record of 7mins 47.19sec. - That won’t solve the nagging issue of noise, though, and how Honda plans to get around the droning, mooing, God-awful racket CVT-equipped cars create. We’re all ears, Honda.

Via @carthrottlenews - Grab your pitchforks, light some medieval torches and head to your nearest Honda dealer, because it looks like they’r...

Cars, Memes, and Mercedes: Last month
 TIIESTRAITSTIMES
 53-year-old driver drives in the opposite
 direction, causes mayhem in AYE crash
 A week ago:
 Black Mercedes caught driving against
 flow of traffic in Bedok North
 3 days ago
 Vehicle caught driving against
 traffic near Westgate
 Just today:
 TIIE STRAITS TIMES
 Yet another car caught going
 against flow of traffic
 Image credits to roads.sg
 EH HELLO, OTHER
 PEOPLES LIVES AT
 STAKE HERE LEH!
 IF YOU CANNOT DRIVE
 PROPERL,DON'T DRIVE!!!!
Seriously, again!?!? 😑

Seriously, again!?!? 😑

Funny, Russia, and Russian: LI
In Mother Russia seat belts you!

In Mother Russia seat belts you!

Fam, Memes, and Uber: Fam these Uber drivers yo
 If this pinky toe fall on me lma loose it cabo
 driver a mutant
I wanna flick the fuck out of his dangling semi-pinky

I wanna flick the fuck out of his dangling semi-pinky

Apple, Cars, and Facetime: Family Sues Apple After Man Hit
 Their Car, Killing Their 5 Year Old,
 While He Was Using FaceTime
 @balleralert
Family Sues Apple After Man Hit Their Car, Killing Their 5 Year Old, While He Was Using FaceTime -blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € A family in Texas is filing a lawsuit against Apple after their 5-year old daughter died in a motor vehicle collision. The family is claiming that the company's FaceTime app distracted the driver of the other vehicle, causing him to collide into their car. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € On December 23, 2016, the Modisette family filed a suit in California Superior Court, claiming that Apple failed β€œto warn users that the product was likely to be dangerous when used of misused.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to reports, James and Bethanoy Modisette were driving their Toyota Camry with their daughter Moriah, when they were forced to slow down due to police activity ahead. Behind them was Garrett Wilhelm who was reportedly operating a Toyota 4Runner at 65 mph while utilizing the FaceTime app. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The 4Runner rammed into the back of the Camry, rolling onto the vehicle, trapping Moriah and James inside. Emergency responders arrived and were able to remove the two from the vehicle. Both victims were taken to the hospital where Moriah died due to injuries. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The Modisette family claims that Wilhelm's iPhone had hardware that allows the phone to lock the user out of FaceTime when traveling on the highway, however Apple did not equip the phone with the necessary software to enable the feature. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Wilhelm admitted that he had been using FaceTime at the time of the accident, it was also confirmed by investigating officers. Despite the fact that he admitted to using the phone, Wilhelm’s lawyer, Ricky Perritt, says he does not believe the phone caused his client to crash. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Wilhelm was indicted on manslaughter charges according to the Denton Record-Chronicles. He will appear in court on February 27th.

Family Sues Apple After Man Hit Their Car, Killing Their 5 Year Old, While He Was Using FaceTime -blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €...

Dank, Uber, and Mufasa: Pinky hanging on same way Mufasa did
 on the edge of the cliff
 If this pinky toe fall on me Ima loose it cab
 driver a mutant
Yo wtf is wrong with this nigga pinky bruh and this is why I fucks with uber instead of cabs😭 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Follow @icecoldsavage for more

Yo wtf is wrong with this nigga pinky bruh and this is why I fucks with uber instead of cabs😭 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Follow @icecoldsavage for more

Shoes, Trap, and Trapping: His pinky gets trapped in his shoe strings when
 he ties his shoes
 IG: staggering
 If this pinky toe fall on me Ima loose it cab
 driver a mutant
Deceased πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @staggering β€’ ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Deceased πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @staggering β€’ ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Memes, Old Man, and Weird: Supernatural according to my brother
 Truck driver
 Akoholic
 Gay metal fan
 the weird angel right? Funny old man
 10/10
 also hot, but evil right? the guy from lost my german teacher
supernatural spn spnfamily castiel mishacollins cockles destiel deanwinchester samwinchester marksheppard crowley jensenackles jaredpadalecki winchester sabriel twistandshout osricchau superwholock bobbysinger teamfreewill fandom markpellegrino impala casifer alwayskeepfighting akf tumblr robbenedict chuckshurley spncast

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Drunk, Funny, and Uber: When you're drunk and not sure why your
 Uber driver is being so mean
Why you gotta be so aggressive

Why you gotta be so aggressive

Prank, Tumblr, and Robot: Drive thru robot driver prank
 MAcic FRAMAT
Pranks are funny Follow @whoaciety for more :))

Pranks are funny Follow @whoaciety for more :))

Memes, Taxi, and Engineering: FB.COM/DESIFUN
 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi
 The taxi driver knew that they
 were drunk so he started the
 engine & turned it off again
 Then said, "We have reached
 your destination". The 1st guy
 gave him money & the 2nd guy
 said "Thank you". The 3rd guy
 slapped the driver. The driver
 was shocked thinking the 3rd
 drunk knew what he did
 But then he asked "VWhat was
 that for?''. The 3rd guy replied
 "Control your speed next time,
 you nearly killed us!"
Memes, Uber, and Uber Driver: now
 Hey its your Uber driver here... Am outside
 Bron: 404 bot
Memes, Uber, and Uber Driver: different types of uber drivers
 IG @ayekev
 the crazy one!
πŸ’€LMFAO which one have you had? πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ πŸ“Tag FriendsπŸ“ πŸ’€πŸ’€ β€’ Follow Me (@ayekev) For More! Turn On Post Notifications✨ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

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Memes, Uber, and Uber Driver: my uber driver pulled into a random
 parking lot and forced me to film him
 dancing am very scared please help
What in the world 😭 (via-twitter-u-mesmmia)

What in the world 😭 (via-twitter-u-mesmmia)

Uber, The Middle, and Uber Driver: carlol
 Carel Willemse
 Uber driver: "I'm close, where are you?"
 Me: "Oh I see you"
 Uber Driver: "Are you the guy in the
 middle of the road?"
 Me: "yeah floor it"
 28/05/2016, 15:15
 959
 RETWEETS 1,223
 LIKES
wish that could happen to me 😩😩

wish that could happen to me 😩😩

Asian, Memes, and Uber: HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. DON'T DRINK AND
 DRIVE. DON'T BE A DICK. TIP YOUR CAB/UBER
 DRIVER. FOLLOW PROPER WEAPON SAFETY
 PROCEDURES. DON'T GO SWIMMING IF YOU'VE
 EATEN WITHIN THE PAST HALF HOUR CALL
 YOUR MOTHER. PRACTICE YOUR NINJA SKILLS
 BEFORE YOU CHALLENGE ANY 16TH CENTURY
 ASIAN LAND BARONS TO A FIGHT. DON'T GO
 CHASING WATERFALLS. CHECK YOUR GIG LINE
 BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE. DRINK WATER.
@rangerup

@rangerup

Ctfu, Memes, and πŸ€–: Me: Stop crying about my fucking driving. Did
 you bitches die? Okay. Sensitive asses.
 My driving:
Tag a crazy driver πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ savage hahaha hehe haha funny lol lmao lmfao done meme whitepeople hood instafunny hilarious comedy vine vines bruh nochill niggas girlsbelike weak icanteven smh bitchesbelike thuglife ctfu omg

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Journey, Memes, and Soulja Boy: Me:Bruh can you play a Soulja boy
 track
 Uber driver Fvck the 5 stars
 @will ent
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Shower, Uber, and Uber Driver: Talking to uber drivers like
 We re in between, like, five mountains
 with trees everywhere.
*is still in the shower* "yeah, sir I'll be out in two minutes" (@uber_nyc)

*is still in the shower* "yeah, sir I'll be out in two minutes" (@uber_nyc)