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    Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

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                Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT ...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Fire, Funny, and Boy: When your trying to drop a fire track and ya boy standin behind you clownin
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Fire, Funny, and Boy: When your trying to drop a fire track and ya boy standin behind you clownin
                
                

                
            

            
            
When your trying to drop a fire track and ya boy standin behind you clownin

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT
 ISE
phantomemes:
feel free to change thingsΒ  ( such as pronouns )Β  as needed !
S M O K EΒ 
β€œΒ this is just a war in my head β€β€œ i give it time but it never seems to end β€β€œ i feel a fire in the back of my throat β€β€œ don’t you try to run right now β€β€œ you’re killing me right now β€β€œ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ”
S TΒ  .Β  P A T R I C K
β€œ you give me something to talk about β€β€œ i need a miracle β€β€œ you’re a glimpse of bliss β€β€œ i know you’re gone now β€β€œ i think you’re an angel ”
M YΒ  H O U S E
β€œ you’re a cold air creeping in β€β€œ i heard you down the hall β€β€œ you walk around like you own the place β€β€œ guess it was all my fault β€β€œ think you’ve been making me sick β€β€œ darlingΒ  ,Β  you can’t stay β€β€œ i’m not yours anymore β€β€œ i think it’s time to get out ”
H O L Y
β€œ you’ve got it all wrong β€β€œ you put on a faith facade β€β€œ you’re simply lost β€β€œ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god β€β€œ you’re just a ghost at most β€β€œ you’re all alone β€β€œ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach β€β€œ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret β€β€œ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck β€β€œ don’t think i didn’t notice ”
F I R E
β€œ i watched you decay β€β€œ who’d you think you’d fool ? β€β€œ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave β€β€œ so go aheadΒ  ,Β  you just drop dead β€β€œ you’re out of line β€β€œ your bridges are burning β€β€œ what you give is what you get β€β€œ you were a walkingΒ  ,Β  talkingΒ  ,Β  corpse at best β€β€œ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ”
G H O S T S
β€œ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed β€β€œ they only come alive at night β€β€œ i’ll be fine in the daylight β€β€œ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed β€β€œ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away β€β€œ i don’t wanna fight β€β€œ why can’t you stay ? ”
L E TΒ  T H E MΒ  I N
β€œ i wanna feel something β€β€œ i shouldn’t give in β€β€œ i let you win β€β€œ you struck a match and left me to burn β€β€œ i won’t let you in β€β€œ find a new placeΒ  ,Β  another space to invade β€β€œ all the walls are caving in ”

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT
 ISE
phantomemes:
feel free to change thingsΒ  ( such as pronouns )Β  as needed !
S M O K EΒ 
β€œΒ this is just a war in my head β€β€œ i give it time but it never seems to end β€β€œ i feel a fire in the back of my throat β€β€œ don’t you try to run right now β€β€œ you’re killing me right now β€β€œ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ”
S TΒ  .Β  P A T R I C K
β€œ you give me something to talk about β€β€œ i need a miracle β€β€œ you’re a glimpse of bliss β€β€œ i know you’re gone now β€β€œ i think you’re an angel ”
M YΒ  H O U S E
β€œ you’re a cold air creeping in β€β€œ i heard you down the hall β€β€œ you walk around like you own the place β€β€œ guess it was all my fault β€β€œ think you’ve been making me sick β€β€œ darlingΒ  ,Β  you can’t stay β€β€œ i’m not yours anymore β€β€œ i think it’s time to get out ”
H O L Y
β€œ you’ve got it all wrong β€β€œ you put on a faith facade β€β€œ you’re simply lost β€β€œ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god β€β€œ you’re just a ghost at most β€β€œ you’re all alone β€β€œ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach β€β€œ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret β€β€œ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck β€β€œ don’t think i didn’t notice ”
F I R E
β€œ i watched you decay β€β€œ who’d you think you’d fool ? β€β€œ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave β€β€œ so go aheadΒ  ,Β  you just drop dead β€β€œ you’re out of line β€β€œ your bridges are burning β€β€œ what you give is what you get β€β€œ you were a walkingΒ  ,Β  talkingΒ  ,Β  corpse at best β€β€œ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ”
G H O S T S
β€œ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed β€β€œ they only come alive at night β€β€œ i’ll be fine in the daylight β€β€œ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed β€β€œ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away β€β€œ i don’t wanna fight β€β€œ why can’t you stay ? ”
L E TΒ  T H E MΒ  I N
β€œ i wanna feel something β€β€œ i shouldn’t give in β€β€œ i let you win β€β€œ you struck a match and left me to burn β€β€œ i won’t let you in β€β€œ find a new placeΒ  ,Β  another space to invade β€β€œ all the walls are caving in ”

                
            

            
            
phantomemes:
feel free to change thingsΒ  ( such as pronouns )Β  as needed !
S M O K EΒ 
β€œΒ this is just a war in my head β€β€œ i give it time but ...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Memes, Roast, and Mega: MEGA
Aite imma gone drop my roast today drop a πŸ”₯ if you want it?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Memes, Roast, and Mega: MEGA
Aite imma gone drop my roast today drop a πŸ”₯ if you want it?
                
            

            
            
Aite imma gone drop my roast today drop a πŸ”₯ if you want it?