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    Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car


                
            

            
            
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This man knows how to sell a car



            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask
 Those who have weird neighbors, wh
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 4 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy.
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT
 it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day: i was getting back home from work,
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed.
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago
 May he Rest In Peace
Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask
 Those who have weird neighbors, wh
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 4 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy.
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT
 it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day: i was getting back home from work,
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed.
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago
 May he Rest In Peace
Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5
                
            

            
            
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    Bitch, Politics, and Terry Crews: Shadow and Act
 @shadowandact
 SHADOW
 AND ACT
 #TerryCrews will not appear in
 Expendables 4' due to threat from
 movie producer buff.ly/2Kt4Q8k
 11:11 AM 28 Jun 18
rorykurago:

motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.  


It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm
.
đŸ€”

Yep
.

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.
It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

Reblog to support Terry Crews and men like him.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bitch, Politics, and Terry Crews: Shadow and Act
 @shadowandact
 SHADOW
 AND ACT
 #TerryCrews will not appear in
 Expendables 4' due to threat from
 movie producer buff.ly/2Kt4Q8k
 11:11 AM 28 Jun 18
rorykurago:

motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.  


It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm
.
đŸ€”

Yep
.

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.
It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

Reblog to support Terry Crews and men like him.

                
            

            
            
rorykurago:

motherfickle:

rafawriter:

atomic-darth:

commandtower-solring-go:

pink-squirl:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had bee...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until
 Goku gets here" Squad
These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until
 Goku gets here" Squad
These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.
                
            

            
            
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    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
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                Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
AskReddit is being wholesome again! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Q1n9Bf
                
            

            
            
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    Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
AskReddit is being wholesome again!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Books, Cookies, and Creepy: /AskReddit
 u/Cringer90.22h
 Those who have weird neighbors, what
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 Mewnir 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed quy
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it: I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3:7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, solplace my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOT IT,
 t was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day; I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day i was getting back home from work
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago..
 May he Rest In Peace
 Reply 2.9k
AskReddit is being wholesome again!
                
            

            
            
AskReddit is being wholesome again!