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    Drug Test: HEY DO WE HAVE ANY
 BEE JUICE?
advice-animal:

Teenage son asked for some Honey tonight. Time for a drug test.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Drug Test: HEY DO WE HAVE ANY
 BEE JUICE?
advice-animal:

Teenage son asked for some Honey tonight. Time for a drug test.
                
            

            
            
advice-animal:

Teenage son asked for some Honey tonight. Time for a drug test.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Drug Test: We have a new roommate moving into the house
 today. Welre justtrying to up front with him.
 to up front with
 (Un)Official House Rules
 1.
 Every Tuesday morning at precisely 9:45 am each roommate is required to
 dance in the hallway to Darude's "Sandstorm" for the entire duration.
 2. At times Zach can be seen eating peanut butter from the tub with a spoon
 while listening to Alanis Morissette in tears. You are not to judge him, he
 had a bad day at work.
 3. Jason decorates the kitchen for every holiday. Don't ask (We are interested
 to see what he has planned for Cesar Chavez Day).
 4. If you hear an earth-shattering bellow that sounds like the shrieks of a
 silverback gorilla in heat, don't be alarmed. It's just Randall sneezing in the
 other room.
 5. Zach can be heard cackling like a witch in his room while watching standup.
 He's actually conducting witchcraft and he may use you to test spells and
 potions
 7.
 Certain roommates do not know how to count properly. DO NOT point it
 out.
 8. There's only room for one hipster haircut in the house, Zach currently holds
 that positon indefinitely
 9. Come football season, if the Seahawks are losing and you happen to be
 within a ten-foot radius of Randall, evacuate the house immediately for your
 10.All guests must go through a mandatory drug test before entering the house.
 11. When Randall is cooking in the kitchen, do not touch the knife after he is
 12.No parties unless Zach is invited.
 own safety
 (Not if they're positive or not, we just need to know if they have some).
 finished with it; the blade is still hot.
 13.Zach sometimes uses outdated expressions without knowing it. You should
 14. You may hear "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba echoing through the
 15.No dishes in the sink.
 be cowabunga with it.
 house. Refer to
srsfunny:Some House Rules
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Drug Test: We have a new roommate moving into the house
 today. Welre justtrying to up front with him.
 to up front with
 (Un)Official House Rules
 1.
 Every Tuesday morning at precisely 9:45 am each roommate is required to
 dance in the hallway to Darude's "Sandstorm" for the entire duration.
 2. At times Zach can be seen eating peanut butter from the tub with a spoon
 while listening to Alanis Morissette in tears. You are not to judge him, he
 had a bad day at work.
 3. Jason decorates the kitchen for every holiday. Don't ask (We are interested
 to see what he has planned for Cesar Chavez Day).
 4. If you hear an earth-shattering bellow that sounds like the shrieks of a
 silverback gorilla in heat, don't be alarmed. It's just Randall sneezing in the
 other room.
 5. Zach can be heard cackling like a witch in his room while watching standup.
 He's actually conducting witchcraft and he may use you to test spells and
 potions
 7.
 Certain roommates do not know how to count properly. DO NOT point it
 out.
 8. There's only room for one hipster haircut in the house, Zach currently holds
 that positon indefinitely
 9. Come football season, if the Seahawks are losing and you happen to be
 within a ten-foot radius of Randall, evacuate the house immediately for your
 10.All guests must go through a mandatory drug test before entering the house.
 11. When Randall is cooking in the kitchen, do not touch the knife after he is
 12.No parties unless Zach is invited.
 own safety
 (Not if they're positive or not, we just need to know if they have some).
 finished with it; the blade is still hot.
 13.Zach sometimes uses outdated expressions without knowing it. You should
 14. You may hear "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba echoing through the
 15.No dishes in the sink.
 be cowabunga with it.
 house. Refer to
srsfunny:Some House Rules
                
            

            
            
srsfunny:Some House Rules