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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who sald selling golden tickets to heaven to hu They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the if I got the cash together he woulkd take me and my wife on his lying saucer to s of the tickets were made from sold one that gave me the golden tickets. I anm and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up uyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Warts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and in. Tho Watts said in his police statement "T do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they coniscaned over who gave them to me behind the KPC 10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby aligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything Tho sold the golden tickets o loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article. <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Floridians at it again</p></blockquote>
Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet
 Florida couple arrested for
 selling tickets to heaven
 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space
 Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who sald
 selling golden tickets to heaven to
 hu
 They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs
 99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the
 if I got the cash together he woulkd take
 me and my wife on his lying saucer to
 s of
 the tickets were made from sold one that gave me the golden tickets. I anm
 and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up
 uyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Warts
 the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and
 in.
 Tho Watts said in his police statement
 "T do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched
 tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they coniscaned over
 who gave them to me behind the KPC 10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug
 and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby aligator
 go to space and do drugs. I did not do
 anything Tho sold the golden tickets o
 loloftheday
 If you think the headline is funny, read the article.
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Floridians at it again</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Floridians...

Being Alone, Cars, and Crime: TEN RAPE PREVENTION TIPS 1. Don't put drugs in women's drinks. 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her. 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don't rape her. 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her. 6. Never creep into a woman's home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her. 7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room. 8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times. 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you. 10. Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don't pretend that you are interested in her as a person;, tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don't communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her. <p>Yeah Iโ€™m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where itโ€™s considered offensive to help people avoid being victims and instead the approach is to smugly tell criminals not to be criminals anymore? Nobody would make a list like โ€œrobbery prevention tips: donโ€™t rob anybody!โ€</p> <p>Your useless sanctimony helps no one.</p>
Being Alone, Cars, and Crime: TEN RAPE PREVENTION TIPS
 1. Don't put drugs in women's drinks.
 2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
 3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember
 not to rape her.
 4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don't rape her.
 5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action
 is to not rape her.
 6. Never creep into a woman's home through an unlocked door or window,
 or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
 7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not
 attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
 8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from
 raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
 9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone,
 blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
 10. Don't forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a
 date, don't pretend that you are interested in her as a person;, tell her
 straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don't communicate
 your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to
 rape her.
<p>Yeah Iโ€™m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where itโ€™s considered offensive to help people avoid being victims and instead the approach is to smugly tell criminals not to be criminals anymore? Nobody would make a list like โ€œrobbery prevention tips: donโ€™t rob anybody!โ€</p>

<p>Your useless sanctimony helps no one.</p>

<p>Yeah Iโ€™m really sure a rapist is going to read this and totally change their mind. Why is rape the only crime where itโ€™s considered offen...