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Drunk: 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden (via)
Drunk: 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden (via)

14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so...

Drunk: My drunk friend attempting to start a conversation
Drunk: My drunk friend attempting to start a conversation

My drunk friend attempting to start a conversation

Drunk: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.
Drunk: My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

My ex I met on Tinder only messages me when she’s super drunk and I’ve been waiting since October to finish this joke.

Drunk: I am happy drunk, here is a repost
Drunk: I am happy drunk, here is a repost

I am happy drunk, here is a repost

Drunk: [gets drunk]
Drunk: [gets drunk]

[gets drunk]

Drunk: theshitneyspears: jewmingle: “I had plans for the cranberry juice” ‘I’m Drunk’
Drunk: theshitneyspears:

jewmingle:

“I had plans for the cranberry juice”

‘I’m Drunk’

theshitneyspears: jewmingle: “I had plans for the cranberry juice” ‘I’m Drunk’

Drunk: The “can’t consent while drunk” rule should apply to casinos too.
Drunk: The “can’t consent while drunk” rule should apply to casinos too.

The “can’t consent while drunk” rule should apply to casinos too.

Drunk: Drunk.. 😂
Drunk: Drunk.. 😂

Drunk.. 😂

Drunk: Reasons why drunk people shouldn’t have access to tinder exhibit (A):
Drunk: Reasons why drunk people shouldn’t have access to tinder exhibit (A):

Reasons why drunk people shouldn’t have access to tinder exhibit (A):

Drunk: arandomthot: Wine drunk truly hits differently
Drunk: arandomthot:

Wine drunk truly hits differently

arandomthot: Wine drunk truly hits differently

Drunk: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
Drunk: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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Drunk: omg-humor: Today I’m turning 34 and just because, I got myself drunk and baked my cake. It looks awful, tastes good though.
Drunk: omg-humor:

Today I’m turning 34 and just because, I got myself drunk and baked my cake. It looks awful, tastes good though.

omg-humor: Today I’m turning 34 and just because, I got myself drunk and baked my cake. It looks awful, tastes good though.

Drunk: babylonian: Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”
Drunk: babylonian:

Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”

babylonian: Tom Nook: “please dont get blackout drunk in my store”

Drunk: This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco
Drunk: This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco

This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco

Drunk: This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco
Drunk: This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco

This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco

Drunk: Today I’m turning 34 and just because, I got myself drunk and baked my cake. It looks awful, tastes good though.
Drunk: Today I’m turning 34 and just because, I got myself drunk and baked my cake. It looks awful, tastes good though.

Today I’m turning 34 and just because, I got myself drunk and baked my cake. It looks awful, tastes good though.

Drunk: paxamericana: god i wish i was blackout drunk off corn wine in a tea garden in yunan province
Drunk: paxamericana:
god i wish i was blackout drunk off corn wine in a tea garden in yunan province

paxamericana: god i wish i was blackout drunk off corn wine in a tea garden in yunan province

Drunk: Ever been so drunk that you impress the arresting officer?
Drunk: Ever been so drunk that you impress the arresting officer?

Ever been so drunk that you impress the arresting officer?

Drunk: Drunk off the frenchy
Drunk: Drunk off the frenchy

Drunk off the frenchy

Drunk: Drunk off the frenchy (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Drunk: Drunk off the frenchy (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Drunk off the frenchy (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Drunk: Drunk off the frenchy
Drunk: Drunk off the frenchy

Drunk off the frenchy

Drunk: Always take a drunk woman’s advice.
Drunk: Always take a drunk woman’s advice.

Always take a drunk woman’s advice.

Drunk: Always take a drunk woman’s advice. by PictoGags MORE MEMES
Drunk: Always take a drunk woman’s advice. by PictoGags
MORE MEMES

Always take a drunk woman’s advice. by PictoGags MORE MEMES

Drunk: Don’t take advantage of a drunk person, be a good guy/girl/other
Drunk: Don’t take advantage of a drunk person, be a good guy/girl/other

Don’t take advantage of a drunk person, be a good guy/girl/other

Drunk: Don’t take advantage of a drunk person, be a good guy/girl/other
Drunk: Don’t take advantage of a drunk person, be a good guy/girl/other

Don’t take advantage of a drunk person, be a good guy/girl/other

Drunk: Go home, cat. You're drunk.#cats 3catmemes #funnycats 3drunkmemes #cutecats #funnymemes #animalmemes
Drunk: Go home, cat. You're drunk.#cats 3catmemes #funnycats 3drunkmemes #cutecats #funnymemes #animalmemes

Go home, cat. You're drunk.#cats 3catmemes #funnycats 3drunkmemes #cutecats #funnymemes #animalmemes

Drunk: akitokihojo: Because, y’know, Akitoki was blackmailed by a six year old.Another result of @masterhiccup and I watching Inuyasha while drunk.
Drunk: akitokihojo:

Because, y’know, Akitoki was blackmailed by a six year old.Another result of @masterhiccup and I watching Inuyasha while drunk.

akitokihojo: Because, y’know, Akitoki was blackmailed by a six year old.Another result of @masterhiccup and I watching Inuyasha while dr...