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Dungeon Master: How to be a Dungeon Master [OC]
Dungeon Master: How to be a Dungeon Master [OC]

How to be a Dungeon Master [OC]

Dungeon Master: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories
Dungeon Master: Insomnia Adventures
 u/Oceanundertow
 Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
 Get startled by phone ringing
 It's one of my players
 Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
 Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
 favor?"
 OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
 Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
 Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
 story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
 recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
 laptop at the office so I can't play them."
 NaniTheFuck.mp3
 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
 Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
 acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
 Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
 Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
 Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
 her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
 Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
 Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
 I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
 Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
 ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
 deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
 Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
 I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
 over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
 eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
 says he'll see me on game night.
 Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
 for once. I should have thanked him
 I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories

positive-memes:Bed time stories

Dungeon Master: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them. NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep? Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg? Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister
Dungeon Master: Insomnia Adventures
 u/Oceanundertow
 Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
 Get startled by phone ringing
 It's one of my players
 Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
 Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
 favor?"
 OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
 Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
 Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
 story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
 recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
 laptop at the office so I can't play them.
 NaniTheFuck.mp3
 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?
 Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
 acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
 Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
 Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
 Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
 her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
 Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
 Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
 I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
 Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
 ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
 deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?
 Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
 I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
 over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
 eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
 says he'll see me on game night.
 Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
 for once. I should have thanked him
 I am the dumb dumb mister
Dungeon Master: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. Bed time stories
Dungeon Master: Insomnia Adventures
 u/Oceanundertow
 Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
 Get startled by phone ringing
 It's one of my players
 Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
 Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
 favor?"
 OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
 Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
 Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
 story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
 recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
 laptop at the office so I can't play them."
 NaniTheFuck.mp3
 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
 Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
 acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
 Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
 Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
 Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
 her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
 Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
 Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
 I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
 Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
 ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
 deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
 Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
 I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
 over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
 eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
 says he'll see me on game night.
 Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
 for once. I should have thanked him
 I am the dumb dumb mister.
Bed time stories

Bed time stories

Dungeon Master: END OF THE YEAR SPECIAL BEING A WRITER BEING AN ARTIST c-15 EASY. ITS LIKE ) IS EASY.ITS LTKE RIDING A BIKE RIDING A BIKE EXCEPT THE BIKE IS ON FIRE YOUTRE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND YOURE IN HELL IS ON FIRE YOURE ON FIRE EVERYTHING 15 ON FIRE AND YOURE IN HELL BEING A TEACHER BEING ALIVE IS EASY. ITS LIRE S EASY. ITS LIKE RIDING A BIKE ExCEPT THE BIRE S ON FIRE YOURE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND YOURE IN HELL RIDING A BIK IS ON FIRE YOURE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND YOURE IN HELL BEING A MUSICIAN BEING A STUDENT IS EASY. ITS LIKE RIDING A BIKE IS ON FIRE VOTRE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE ANO youne IN HELL RIDING A BIKE EXCEPT THE BIRE IS ON FIRE YOURE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND YOURE IN HELL BEING A PROGRANMER BEING A DUNGEON MASTER e-IS EASY, IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE CEPT THE DIRE IS ON FIRE YOURE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND yovRE IN HELL RIDING A BIKE ЧЕ IS ON FIRE YOURE ON FIRE EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AND YOURE IN HELL writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: These are available until the 31st of December! Click here for: Writer | Artist | Teacher | Alive |Musician | Student | Dungeon Master |Programmer | Animator | Dancer Adult | Retail Worker | Engineer | Mercy Main | Introvert | Cryptid | Homestuck | Soldier | Witch | Scientist | Band Kid | Astronomer | Actor | Nurse | Technician Sibling | Server | Director | Manager | Fangirl | Human | Designer | Sorcerer | Editor | Mathematician | Singer | Parent | Asexual | Painter | Psychologist   Last day to order! Only 3 hours left!
Dungeon Master: END OF THE YEAR SPECIAL

 BEING A
 WRITER
 BEING AN
 ARTIST
 c-15 EASY. ITS LIKE
 )
 IS EASY.ITS LTKE
 RIDING A BIKE
 RIDING A BIKE
 EXCEPT THE BIKE
 IS ON FIRE
 YOUTRE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 AND YOURE IN HELL
 IS ON FIRE
 YOURE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING 15 ON FIRE
 AND YOURE IN HELL
 BEING A
 TEACHER
 BEING
 ALIVE
 IS EASY. ITS LIRE
 S EASY. ITS LIKE
 RIDING A BIKE
 ExCEPT THE BIRE
 S ON FIRE
 YOURE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 AND YOURE IN HELL
 RIDING A BIK
 IS ON FIRE
 YOURE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 AND YOURE IN HELL

 BEING A
 MUSICIAN
 BEING A
 STUDENT
 IS EASY. ITS LIKE
 RIDING A BIKE
 IS ON FIRE
 VOTRE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 ANO youne IN HELL
 RIDING A BIKE
 EXCEPT THE BIRE
 IS ON FIRE
 YOURE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 AND YOURE IN HELL
 BEING A
 PROGRANMER
 BEING A
 DUNGEON
 MASTER
 e-IS EASY, IT'S LIKE
 RIDING A BIKE
 CEPT THE DIRE
 IS ON FIRE
 YOURE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 AND yovRE IN HELL
 RIDING A BIKE
 ЧЕ
 IS ON FIRE
 YOURE ON FIRE
 EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
 AND YOURE IN HELL
writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

These are available until the 31st of December!
Click here for:
Writer | Artist | Teacher | Alive |Musician | Student | Dungeon Master |Programmer | Animator | Dancer

Adult | Retail Worker | Engineer | Mercy Main | Introvert | Cryptid | Homestuck | Soldier | Witch | Scientist | Band Kid | Astronomer | Actor | Nurse | Technician

Sibling | Server | Director | Manager | Fangirl | Human | Designer | Sorcerer | Editor | Mathematician | Singer | Parent | Asexual | Painter | Psychologist  

Last day to order!

Only 3 hours left!

writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: These are available until the 31st of Dece...