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Dungeon Master: *sighs in Dungeon Master*
Dungeon Master: *sighs in Dungeon Master*

*sighs in Dungeon Master*

Dungeon Master: He is the most ruthless dungeon master.
Dungeon Master: He is the most ruthless dungeon master.

He is the most ruthless dungeon master.

Dungeon Master: Dungeon master used quit
Dungeon Master: Dungeon master used quit

Dungeon master used quit

Dungeon Master: Dating your dungeon master..
Dungeon Master: Dating your dungeon master..

Dating your dungeon master..

Dungeon Master: Lil covid 21 going at it with the dungeon master pro
Dungeon Master: Lil covid 21 going at it with the dungeon master pro

Lil covid 21 going at it with the dungeon master pro

Dungeon Master: His Dungeon Master is epic
Dungeon Master: His Dungeon Master is epic

His Dungeon Master is epic

Dungeon Master: How to be a Dungeon Master [OC]
Dungeon Master: How to be a Dungeon Master [OC]

How to be a Dungeon Master [OC]

Dungeon Master: How to be a Dungeon Master
Dungeon Master: How to be a Dungeon Master

How to be a Dungeon Master

Dungeon Master: Dungeon Master, Adventure, or monster?
Dungeon Master: Dungeon Master, Adventure, or monster?

Dungeon Master, Adventure, or monster?

Dungeon Master: Dungeon Master made a mistake!
Dungeon Master: Dungeon Master made a mistake!

Dungeon Master made a mistake!

Dungeon Master: Yes my sweet Valentine, please Dungeon Master me.
Dungeon Master: Yes my sweet Valentine, please Dungeon Master me.

Yes my sweet Valentine, please Dungeon Master me.

Dungeon Master: The Duality of a Dungeon Master
Dungeon Master: The Duality of a Dungeon Master

The Duality of a Dungeon Master

Dungeon Master: I saw this in the dungeon master’s guide. Coincidence? I think not.
Dungeon Master: I saw this in the dungeon master’s guide. Coincidence? I think not.

I saw this in the dungeon master’s guide. Coincidence? I think not.

Dungeon Master: I saw this in the dungeon master’s guide. Coincidence? I think not.
Dungeon Master: I saw this in the dungeon master’s guide. Coincidence? I think not.

I saw this in the dungeon master’s guide. Coincidence? I think not.

Dungeon Master: Dungeon Master has encountered a fatal error
Dungeon Master: Dungeon Master has encountered a fatal error

Dungeon Master has encountered a fatal error

Dungeon Master: Being a Dungeon Master for the first time tonight. Really Excited!
Dungeon Master: Being a Dungeon Master for the first time tonight. Really Excited!

Being a Dungeon Master for the first time tonight. Really Excited!

Dungeon Master: Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow.well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister. Dumb Dumb Mister
Dungeon Master: Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
 Get startled by phone ringing
 It's one of my players
 Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
 Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
 favor?"
 OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
 Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
 Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
 story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
 recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
 laptop at the office so I can't play them."
 NaniTheFuck.mp3
 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
 Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
 acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess
 Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
 Me: "Wow.well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
 Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
 her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
 Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
 Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
 I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
 Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
 ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
 deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
 Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
 I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
 over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
 eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
 says he'll see me on game night.
 Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
 for once. I should have thanked him.
 I am the dumb dumb mister.
Dumb Dumb Mister

Dumb Dumb Mister

Dungeon Master: Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHekilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow.well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name), it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE).the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister. Dumb Dumb Mister...
Dungeon Master: Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
 Get startled by phone ringing
 It's one of my players
 Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
 Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
 favor?"
 OhGodHekilledSomeone.gif
 Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
 Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
 story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
 recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
 laptop at the office so I can't play them."
 NaniTheFuck.mp3
 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
 Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
 acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
 Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
 Me: "Wow.well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
 Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
 her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
 Me: "Hey, [daughters name), it's uncle Anon."
 Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
 I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
 Me: "You ready for a story about..(DM IMPROV SKILLS
 ENGAGE).the time your daddy and his friends went
 deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
 Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
 I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
 over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
 eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
 says he'll see me on game night.
 Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
 for once. I should have thanked him.
 I am the dumb dumb mister.
Dumb Dumb Mister...

Dumb Dumb Mister...

Dungeon Master: Substitute Dungeon Master
Dungeon Master: Substitute Dungeon Master

Substitute Dungeon Master

Dungeon Master: CHARACTER CLASSE CHARACTER RACES (HUMAN) considered in selecting a racial type for your character. The dealinas wh. a character has with various races will be attected by racial preferences some extent. Similarly, the acquisition of hirelings by racial type min prove difficult for some characters if they go outside a narrow field. Y Dungeon Master will certainly take racial preferences into account duri- interaction between your character and the various races which he ors will encounter. The following table will serve as a guide in determin which races your character will like, be rather indifferent to, or dislike. than that intrinsic to the class of level they can attain within a class. As they are the rule rather than the exception, the basic information given always applies to humans, and racial changes are noted for differences as applicable for non-human or part-human stocks. RACIAL REFERENCES In addition to the various attributes of the races of characters already mentioned, there are also certain likes and dislikes which must be RACIAL PREFERENCES TABLE Basic Acceptability of Racial Type Half-Orcs Halflings G' Humans Half-Elves N. Elves Gnomes Dwarves Race DWARVEN ELVEN GNOME HALF-ELVEN HALFLING G3 G2 H. HALF-ORC N. HUMAN ' Only with regard to Tallfellows and Stouts, other halflings are regarded with tolerance (T). 2 Only Stouts regard dwarves as acceptable, other halflings tolerate them (T). Only Tallfellows regard elves as good company, other halflings are tolerant (T). Notes on the Racial Preferences Table: P indicates that the race is generally preferred, and dealings with the members of the race will be reflected accordingly. P: N shows that the race is thought of neutrally, although suspicion will be evidenced. N: G: G means that considerable goodwill exists towards the race. A means that the race is greeted with antipathy. A: T: T indicates that the race is viewed with tolerance and generally acceptable, if not loved. H tokens a strong hatred for the race in question. H: ZZZTNTP HAHANPN FONPNZ ZOTPNAT CTPT TIZ APTPCAN PACNCHN Half Orcs are the most discriminated race
Dungeon Master: CHARACTER CLASSE
 CHARACTER RACES (HUMAN)
 considered in selecting a racial type for your character. The dealinas wh.
 a character has with various races will be attected by racial preferences
 some extent. Similarly, the acquisition of hirelings by racial type min
 prove difficult for some characters if they go outside a narrow field. Y
 Dungeon Master will certainly take racial preferences into account duri-
 interaction between your character and the various races which he ors
 will encounter. The following table will serve as a guide in determin
 which races your character will like, be rather indifferent to, or dislike.
 than that intrinsic to the class of level they can attain within a class. As
 they are the rule rather than the exception, the basic information given
 always applies to humans, and racial changes are noted for differences as
 applicable for non-human or part-human stocks.
 RACIAL REFERENCES
 In addition to the various attributes of the races of characters already
 mentioned, there are also certain likes and dislikes which must be
 RACIAL PREFERENCES TABLE
 Basic Acceptability of Racial Type
 Half-Orcs
 Halflings
 G'
 Humans
 Half-Elves
 N.
 Elves
 Gnomes
 Dwarves
 Race
 DWARVEN
 ELVEN
 GNOME
 HALF-ELVEN
 HALFLING
 G3
 G2
 H.
 HALF-ORC
 N.
 HUMAN
 ' Only with regard to Tallfellows and Stouts, other halflings are regarded with tolerance (T).
 2
 Only Stouts regard dwarves as acceptable, other halflings tolerate them (T).
 Only Tallfellows regard elves as good company, other halflings are tolerant (T).
 Notes on the Racial Preferences Table:
 P indicates that the race is generally preferred, and dealings with
 the members of the race will be reflected accordingly.
 P:
 N shows that the race is thought of neutrally, although
 suspicion will be evidenced.
 N:
 G:
 G means that considerable goodwill exists towards the race.
 A means that the race is greeted with antipathy.
 A:
 T:
 T indicates that the race is viewed with tolerance and generally
 acceptable, if not loved.
 H tokens a strong hatred for the race in question.
 H:
 ZZZTNTP
 HAHANPN
 FONPNZ
 ZOTPNAT
 CTPT TIZ
 APTPCAN
 PACNCHN
Half Orcs are the most discriminated race

Half Orcs are the most discriminated race