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Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that can only use explosion i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn't the funniest thing i've ever read trenchgun im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just sort of... mutated into cartridges prettyflyforajeskai Red and blue are why QA teams were invented biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap 4G 19:50 biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if O419:51 possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer. Fuente: banshees 79,986 notas howl-osullivan tilthat TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to its owner. via reddit.com 109 notas nikanono It's a masterpiece
Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
It's a masterpiece

It's a masterpiece

America, Clothes, and College: O4G19:39 pervocracy I wonder if one of the causes of animosity towards "entitled millennials" is that many millennials are poor people who look rich. Theres this growing class of people who wear nice clothes, have fancy new electronic gadgets, go out to eat nice food... and will never own a home or have a retirement fund or put a child through college. It's so easy to say "if you cut down on the avocado toast maybe you could save up", and so hard to accept that a house these days is fifty thousand avocado toasts, and thats why so many of us have just given up. We don't treat ourselves because we think the world will take care of us when we get older, we treat ourselves because we know it won't. Might as well feel and look good on the way down geobrarian think you're absolutely right. And what compounds this image is the fact that fancy new gadgets and nice looking clothes and elevated toast ARE all relatively cheap compared to how they look. The cost of things has gone way down while the price of property has skyrocketed. I can buy a full outfit, a phone case with an external charger embedded, and lunch at a local business for under $50 total, but then I'll walk home to 4619:39 business for under $50 total, but then I'll walk home to my apartment because I can't afford a car payment or a mortgage. It's unintentional smoke and mirrors bogleech Older, better off people also have difficulty understanding the cell phone thing because they remember cell phones being a luxury for thousands of dollars practically yesterday in their personal timeline of the world. They often have sincerely no idea you can get at least a flip phone for $10 and pay as you go And foods that used to be "exotic dining" in America like sushi and pho and curry have normalized enough, especially in cities, to be as inexpensive as a typical quick Tunch kyraneko Yep. There's an aspect of frugality to turning your buying choices to what gets you the most bang for your buck, and now that you can have sushi for the price of McDonald's, buy a suit from the thrift store and have it tailored to you for less than the price of a new pain of jeans, and find smartphones for under a hundred dollars or even free with data plan, that is the sort of also like, half of the stuff is not only nolonger a luxery but its an actual necessity, if you dont have a computer it just became so much harder to apply for jobs, if you dont have a phone how are they going to contact you for the interview? Fuente: pervocracy 76,101 notas karlcat elliexer turnon me: the lives of all creatures have intrinsic value fly: buzz buzz me: Millennials kill the poverty stereotypes industry. Bonus meme at the end.
America, Clothes, and College: O4G19:39
 pervocracy
 I wonder if one of the causes of animosity
 towards "entitled millennials" is that many millennials
 are poor people who look rich. Theres this growing
 class of people who wear nice clothes, have fancy new
 electronic gadgets, go out to eat nice food... and will
 never own a home or have a retirement fund or put a
 child through college.
 It's so easy to say "if you cut down on the avocado toast
 maybe you could save up", and so hard to accept that
 a house these days is fifty thousand avocado toasts,
 and thats why so many of us have just given up. We
 don't treat ourselves because we think the world will
 take care of us when we get older, we treat ourselves
 because we know it won't. Might as well feel and look
 good on the way down
 geobrarian
 think you're absolutely right. And what compounds
 this image is the fact that fancy new gadgets and nice
 looking clothes and elevated toast ARE all relatively
 cheap compared to how they look. The cost of things
 has gone way down while the price of property has
 skyrocketed. I can buy a full outfit, a phone case with
 an external charger embedded, and lunch at a local
 business for under $50 total, but then I'll walk home to

 4619:39
 business for under $50 total, but then I'll walk home to
 my apartment because I can't afford a car payment or a
 mortgage.
 It's unintentional smoke and mirrors
 bogleech
 Older, better off people also have difficulty
 understanding the cell phone thing because they
 remember cell phones being a luxury for thousands of
 dollars practically yesterday in their personal timeline of
 the world. They often have sincerely no idea you can get
 at least a flip phone for $10 and pay as you go
 And foods that used to be "exotic dining" in America
 like sushi and pho and curry have normalized enough,
 especially in cities, to be as inexpensive as a typical
 quick Tunch
 kyraneko
 Yep. There's an aspect of frugality to turning your
 buying choices to what gets you the most bang for your
 buck, and now that you can have sushi for the price of
 McDonald's, buy a suit from the thrift store and have
 it tailored to you for less than the price of a new pain
 of jeans, and find smartphones for under a hundred
 dollars or even free with data plan, that is the sort of

 also like, half of the stuff is not only nolonger a luxery
 but its an actual necessity, if you dont have a computer
 it just became so much harder to apply for jobs, if you
 dont have a phone how are they going to contact you for
 the interview?
 Fuente: pervocracy
 76,101 notas
 karlcat
 elliexer
 turnon
 me: the lives of all creatures have intrinsic value
 fly: buzz buzz
 me:
Millennials kill the poverty stereotypes industry. Bonus meme at the end.

Millennials kill the poverty stereotypes industry. Bonus meme at the end.

Anaconda, Bones, and Disappointed: NEAM 1 saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching my gender self.alberta Submitted 14 hours ago by Anotherlink421 That's right, I changed my gender for cheaper auto-insurance. Proof: Before I get into this, don't try to distinguish the words "gender" and "sex." Having gone through this process, it seems they are the same thing, at least, to the Government of Alberta Mov ing on I saved more like 25%. I'm in my early twenty's, I live in Alberta, Canada; I just bought a new car. when financing a new vehicle, it's required that you must have full insurance coverage on it (includes collision insurance). So I get a quote from my insurance company. I've had a minor collision, and a couple speeding tickets. How much for my auto insurance?: $4517. I was disappointed to say the least and this was after we did everything to bring the premium down. So I ask "Out of curiosity, how much would my premium be if I was a woman?" The broker comes back with a quote of $3423. Holy fuck. $4517-$3423 $1094 I was shocked. I was thinking it would be, you know, $50 to $150 difference. Nope! Over a $1000 difference annually. 1100 bones! The broker says, "Oh it's not just us who discriminate, t's all insurance companies." I said, "yeah I know, thats actually worse." The broker explains to me that it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of gender when it comes to basic auto-insurance. When it comes to collision, however, it's still legal to discriminate against genders on the basis of contrast in driving-statistics. So I began asking more questions and digging deeper into what would happen to my auto-policy if I did change my gender. The broker assured me they would re-adjust my auto-policy on the day my gender changed. Right then and there I was determined to change my gender To change my gender on my auto-policy I needed to change my gender on my Driver's License. To change my gender on my driver's license I first needed to amend it on my birth certificate. So I called the Governme Alberta and they said they'd send me the forms to get the process started. After that she said they will send me another batch of forms which included a requirement being a physician must write a letter saying that I am a woman. I thought I was stopped right there. I don't want surgery! I thought gender was a state of mind in Canada and Alberta now. I was let down, but thankfully I was mistaken. Gender is a state of mind in Canada and therefore Alberta. I approached this sub in a post telling you guys how my shortly lived endeavor came to an abrupt end. I thought having to see a physician implied I had to have surgery. Silly me /s. The folks over at r/Mensrights directed me to a video of Lauren Southern (also Canadian) doing the exact same thing. r/Mensrights sub further convinced me that doctors are obligated to write me the letter I want. It's dumb: they are medical doctors, not psychologists As the form stated, I was allowed to change my Sex if my gender didn't match my body. Doesn't make much sense But whatever. I followed the requirements: one being the doctor's letter, and two getting an affidavit notarized. The whole process was easy. Overall, it costed me $100 to change my gender I am now a woman. I wasn't one last year. As you could see, I received my new birth certificate that states I am officially a woman. After I changed my gender on my driver's license (and also my Alberta Health care coincidentally) I called up my insurance company and they adjusted my rate. I now pay $1100 less for auto- insurance. I won. The end This person saved 15% on car insurance without switching to Geico.
Anaconda, Bones, and Disappointed: NEAM 1 saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching my gender self.alberta
 Submitted 14 hours ago by Anotherlink421
 That's right, I changed my gender for cheaper auto-insurance. Proof:
 Before I get into this, don't try to distinguish the words "gender" and "sex." Having gone through this process, it
 seems they are the same thing, at least, to the Government of Alberta
 Mov
 ing on
 I saved more like 25%. I'm in my early twenty's, I live in Alberta, Canada; I just bought a new car. when financing
 a new vehicle, it's required that you must have full insurance coverage on it (includes collision insurance). So I get a
 quote from my insurance company. I've had a minor collision, and a couple speeding tickets. How much for my auto
 insurance?: $4517. I was disappointed to say the least and this was after we did everything to bring the premium
 down. So I ask "Out of curiosity, how much would my premium be if I was a woman?" The broker comes back with a
 quote of $3423. Holy fuck.
 $4517-$3423 $1094
 I was shocked. I was thinking it would be, you know, $50 to $150 difference. Nope! Over a $1000 difference
 annually. 1100 bones!
 The broker says, "Oh it's not just us who discriminate, t's all insurance companies." I said, "yeah I know, thats
 actually worse." The broker explains to me that it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of gender when it comes to
 basic auto-insurance. When it comes to collision, however, it's still legal to discriminate against genders on the basis
 of contrast in driving-statistics. So I began asking more questions and digging deeper into what would happen to my
 auto-policy if I did change my gender. The broker assured me they would re-adjust my auto-policy on the day my
 gender changed. Right then and there I was determined to change my gender
 To change my gender on my auto-policy I needed to change my gender on my Driver's License. To change my
 gender on my driver's license I first needed to amend it on my birth certificate. So I called the Governme
 Alberta and they said they'd send me the forms to get the process started. After that she said they will send me
 another batch of forms which included a requirement being a physician must write a letter saying that I am a
 woman. I thought I was stopped right there. I don't want surgery! I thought gender was a state of mind in Canada
 and Alberta now. I was let down, but thankfully I was mistaken. Gender is a state of mind in Canada and therefore
 Alberta. I approached this sub in a post telling you guys how my shortly lived endeavor came to an abrupt end. I
 thought having to see a physician implied I had to have surgery. Silly me /s. The folks over at r/Mensrights directed
 me to a video of Lauren Southern (also Canadian) doing the exact same thing. r/Mensrights sub further convinced
 me that doctors are obligated to write me the letter I want. It's dumb: they are medical doctors, not psychologists
 As the form stated, I was allowed to change my Sex if my gender didn't match my body. Doesn't make much sense
 But whatever. I followed the requirements: one being the doctor's letter, and two getting an affidavit notarized. The
 whole process was easy. Overall, it costed me $100 to change my gender
 I am now a woman. I wasn't one last year. As you could see, I received my new birth certificate that states I am
 officially a woman. After I changed my gender on my driver's license (and also my Alberta Health care
 coincidentally) I called up my insurance company and they adjusted my rate. I now pay $1100 less for auto-
 insurance. I won. The end
This person saved 15% on car insurance without switching to Geico.

This person saved 15% on car insurance without switching to Geico.

Feminism, Food, and Fucking: AT&T 6:29 PM FEMAISH This is a blog ran by two strong empowered otherkin, plantkin women. Our pronouns are bun, bunself and tree, Tree'm/ Treeself Plantsexual, Asexual and binary destroyers. POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING ll AT&T 6:30 PM hellyeahfatfem... Follow Plantkin Currently bun am in a consensual relationship with a park tree. This tree is a willow however it identifies as an oak type tree. Bun know because being plant kin bun could hear the tree saying this. Oak told me that he identifies as male and uses male based pronouns. Oak prefers to be reffered to as a forest type tree #plantkin #otherkin #nature #pronouns #gender binary #gender #gaygr #gay man #gay #bi #bisexual Bun's partners Bun have 3 consensual partners that are all genderfluid, due to the fact that we are all gender fluid we are in a bi polygamous relationship since each day we may identify as different genders sometimes we swap genders. #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender fluid #gender fluidity ll AT&T 6:30 PM hellyeahfatfem... a Follow #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender fluid #gender fluidity Triggered at the store AGAIN Here is what is VERY problematic that bun have noticed in most food stores. They simply have the food there yet they do NOT have full representation for plantkin and otherkins among us. As a plant kin bun try to sustain on sunlight as much as bun can. However being stuck in this human shell is not easy so in order to not feel as triggered when bun enter the grocery store bun would appreciate a sun isle in which us plantkin can photosynthesize and at least feel like the kin we know we are deep down. Its the 21st century people!!! #otherkin #plantkin #food #feminism #fat #fatgirl #fatbabe #sexy #plants #plantlife #nature #foodstagram #help 1 note I’m a proud, fat, plantkin
Feminism, Food, and Fucking: AT&T
 6:29 PM
 FEMAISH
 This is a blog ran by two strong empowered
 otherkin, plantkin women. Our pronouns are
 bun, bunself and tree, Tree'm/ Treeself
 Plantsexual, Asexual and binary destroyers.
 POSTS
 LIKES
 FOLLOWING

 ll AT&T
 6:30 PM
 hellyeahfatfem...
 Follow
 Plantkin
 Currently bun am in a consensual relationship
 with a park tree. This tree is a willow however it
 identifies as an oak type tree. Bun know
 because being plant kin bun could hear the tree
 saying this. Oak told me that he identifies as
 male and uses male based pronouns. Oak
 prefers to be reffered to as a forest type tree
 #plantkin #otherkin #nature #pronouns
 #gender binary #gender #gaygr #gay man
 #gay #bi #bisexual
 Bun's partners
 Bun have 3 consensual partners that are
 all genderfluid, due to the fact that we are all
 gender fluid we are in a bi polygamous
 relationship since each day we may identify as
 different genders sometimes we swap genders.
 #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen
 #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender
 fluid #gender fluidity

 ll AT&T
 6:30 PM
 hellyeahfatfem... a
 Follow
 #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen
 #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender
 fluid #gender fluidity
 Triggered at the store
 AGAIN
 Here is what is VERY problematic that bun have
 noticed in most food stores. They simply have
 the food there yet they do NOT have full
 representation for plantkin and otherkins
 among us. As a plant kin bun try to sustain on
 sunlight as much as bun can. However being
 stuck in this human shell is not easy so in order
 to not feel as triggered when bun enter the
 grocery store bun would appreciate a sun isle
 in which us plantkin can photosynthesize and
 at least feel like the kin we know we are deep
 down. Its the 21st century people!!!
 #otherkin #plantkin #food #feminism #fat
 #fatgirl #fatbabe #sexy #plants #plantlife
 #nature #foodstagram #help
 1 note
I’m a proud, fat, plantkin

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