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![Eaten: queerplatonicpositivity:
[ ID: Five images.
1. A background of hand-drawn stars in the aro flag colors. Text in the middle reads:Â â âI will not have my life narrowed down. I will not bow down to somebodyâs elseâs whim or to someone elseâs ignorance.â - bell hooksâ
2. The aro flag with black text in the middle that reads: âI wonât apologize for who I amâ
3. The aro flag with two small arrows, one pointing left and one pointing right. Text reads:Â âAro people are valid. Alwaysâ
4. The demiaro flag with black text in the middle that reads: âI wonât apologize for who I amâ
5. A background of light- and dark-green elbow macaroni shapes. Text in the middle reads: â âIf I didnât define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other peopleâs fantasies for me and eaten alive.â - Audre Lordeâ ]
February 16th: Visibility - Share a photo or drawing of yourself with arrows, roadsigns, or pointers, whether ones you made yourself or that you find. (link)
A few Aro-themed graphics Iâve made over the months!](https://pics.onsizzle.com/queerplatonicpositivity-id-five-images-1-a-background-of-hand-drawn-69512535.png)
![Eaten: Joy Clarkson
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Being a human is so confusing because you
are basically an animal with a soul, so
sometimes you're like "am I experiencing a
profound spiritual desolation or have I not
eaten enough for breakfast? impossible to
tell."
9:19 AM-27 Mar 2019
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[image: a tweet by Joy Clarkson @ joynessthebrave.Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes youâre like âam I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast? impossible to tell.â]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/joy-clarkson-joynessthebrave-follow-being-a-human-is-so-confusing-65383533.png)
![Eaten: ORihad Herrma M
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So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, Iâm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]
Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And itâs not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.
THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)
They are the worldâs largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.
They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesnât put them where they need to fucking go.
So they donât have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesnât just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or itâll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because itâs basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons.
âIf they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.â No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.
They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because itâs so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) âOh no! What could have happened! How could this be!â Do not let that expression fool you, they just donât have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.
They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them.
âWow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us.â Yes, thank you. âBut if theyâre so bad at literally everything, why havenât they gone extinct.â Great question.
BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT ITâS DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff thatâll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY.
And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
LIVE OCEAN SUNFISH UPDATE: FISH DISCOVERED TO BE MORE DUMB THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHTSo
the top and bottom fins kind of wiggle all of the time and they are not
sure exactly why but think itâs stabilization. BUT they can jump by
turning on their side and using them as
wing type things. It is suspected they do this as a way of âscratchingâ
their parasite ridden bodies. So learning that I was like âhuh okay they
have a skill.â Then I discovered this: Since they
are so terrible at swimming, the current will carry them into deep cold
water. Then they die. So I have learned that they are so stupid they
just get slowly consumed by a freezing death. All while they have the
full ability for that to not happen. Because theyâre fucking worthless
floating garbage
i read this out loud to my marine bio nerd friend and she agrees
be nice to them theyâre doing their best :(](https://pics.onsizzle.com/orihad-herrma-m-s-youmakemelikecharity-rock-moms-vastderp-gaybuttfuckzone-deltasniper1000-so-63688083.png)
