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Girl Memes, Nice, and Who: wouldn't it be nice to actually know
what you want to eat
@notskinnybutnotfat
It'd also be nice to know who killed by Jon Benet but that ain't happening. (@notskinnybutnotfat)
![Girl Memes, Nice, and Who: wouldn't it be nice to actually know
what you want to eat
@notskinnybutnotfat
It'd also be nice to know who killed by Jon Benet but that ain't happening. (@notskinnybutnotfat)]()
It'd also be nice to know who killed by Jon Benet but that ain't happening. (@notskinnybutnotfat)
Bad, Memes, and Boyfriend: @xxgisellxx
Since me & my boyfriend can never
decide where to eat... I decided to do
this, not a bad idea
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![Bad, Memes, and Boyfriend: @xxgisellxx
Since me & my boyfriend can never
decide where to eat... I decided to do
this, not a bad idea
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Follow @___1cockhair_awayfromameltdown β€οΈ]()
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Dicks, Memes, and Bear: THERE IS A SAYING THAT GOES: "THOSE WHO
PLANT DATES DO NOT HARVEST DATES". THAT'S
BECAUSE DATE PALM TREES TAKE 80 TO 90
YEARS TO BEAR THE FRUITS.
ONCE A YOUNG MAN MET AN OLD MONK
PLANTING DATES AND ASKED: "WHY ARE YOU
PLANTING DATES IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT
HARVEST THEM?
WISELY THE OLD MONK REPLIED WITH A
KIND SMILE ON HIS FACE: "MY SON, GO EAT
A FAT DICK. THE YARD IS MINE AND I PLANT
WHATEVER THE FUCKI WANT."
One of the best lessons...
![Dicks, Memes, and Bear: THERE IS A SAYING THAT GOES: "THOSE WHO
PLANT DATES DO NOT HARVEST DATES". THAT'S
BECAUSE DATE PALM TREES TAKE 80 TO 90
YEARS TO BEAR THE FRUITS.
ONCE A YOUNG MAN MET AN OLD MONK
PLANTING DATES AND ASKED: "WHY ARE YOU
PLANTING DATES IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT
HARVEST THEM?
WISELY THE OLD MONK REPLIED WITH A
KIND SMILE ON HIS FACE: "MY SON, GO EAT
A FAT DICK. THE YARD IS MINE AND I PLANT
WHATEVER THE FUCKI WANT."
One of the best lessons...]()
One of the best lessons...
Memes, Water, and Cold: When you eat a mint and then drink
a glass of cold water
Don't follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended
![Memes, Water, and Cold: When you eat a mint and then drink
a glass of cold water
Don't follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended]()
Don't follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended
Benadryl, Bless Up, and Fall: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it
l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of
my pup.
U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners π€. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it π€). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u π. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time π’. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up ππππ
![Benadryl, Bless Up, and Fall: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it
l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of
my pup.
U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners π€. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it π€). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u π. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time π’. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up ππππ]()
U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners π€...
Memes, Home, and π€: i always eat the other person's fries
on the way home and i keep the one's
that are full
chantel @5HInvasion
tell me a secret
ππππ (@oneuglyprpapi) mmsip noharmdone teamnoharmdone
![Memes, Home, and π€: i always eat the other person's fries
on the way home and i keep the one's
that are full
chantel @5HInvasion
tell me a secret
ππππ (@oneuglyprpapi) mmsip noharmdone teamnoharmdone]()
ππππ (@oneuglyprpapi) mmsip noharmdone teamnoharmdone
Gym, Life, and Love: "Eat a ton of protein
Squat heavy.
Push heavy objects.
Have sex. Love life."
-Jim Wendle
Thats it πͺπ and do some pulls @livingfittips π
![Gym, Life, and Love: "Eat a ton of protein
Squat heavy.
Push heavy objects.
Have sex. Love life."
-Jim Wendle
Thats it πͺπ and do some pulls @livingfittips π]()
Thats it πͺπ and do some pulls @livingfittips π
