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Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish? i wanna die so bad right now -waaaaay too tall -blood is 3% soda -literally murders innocents and is still widely considered a "smol bean" -good relationship with their mom -hobbies range from making origami to plotting to blow up the moon -really their height is just unreasonable and very intimidating i heard you've been saying some shit grandparents live in korea -little ball of anger -uses napalm as moisturiser -no one is sure if they're actually racist or not thinks they can speak german -lists "kicking inanimate objects" as a hobby got sold fake cocaine once about me on your blog -damaged -iterally no one can bring themselves to like -communicates only in grunts -writes terrible fiction -goes out of their way to upset others -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing) -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish -leaves agressive voicemails -used to be emo -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them way too many Ns little miss finland turns to camera in shock ADAM supreme gentleman -absolutely deplorable shoves an american flag up their ass most mornings takes selfies everywhere -everywhere i said loves their pets -finds depressive thinking arousing horrible handwriting tries. fails. -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay -uses air quotes to patronise others -"feminism is stupid" -can't get laid -has probably had lip injections. and ego injections. "why do girls always go for douchebags" -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in december. after the last star in the galaxy has burned out. mad at them -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D. -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7 -says weird shit 97% of the time -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid" will not get a haircut hasn't slept ever do have a frighteningly intense 56 brennan's burger bundies gets what they want because they are-worships satan -known as the zodiac killer -takes off their glasses and becomes ets morbid sense of humour that occasionally gets them in trouble wants to have you (over) for dinner behaves drunk while sober and also while drunk. -vastly overestimates their ability to get away with things -does absolutely nothing in a group project and no one gets mad -dog person -has brushed their teeth less than 7 times since birth probably borrowed their cheekbones off a meth addict -greasy grease on top of their grease jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish?
 i wanna die so bad right now
 -waaaaay too tall
 -blood is 3% soda
 -literally murders innocents and is still
 widely considered a "smol bean"
 -good relationship with their mom
 -hobbies range from making origami to
 plotting to blow up the moon
 -really their height is just unreasonable
 and very intimidating
 i heard you've been saying some shit
 grandparents live in korea
 -little ball of anger
 -uses napalm as moisturiser
 -no one is sure if they're actually
 racist or not
 thinks they can speak german
 -lists "kicking inanimate objects"
 as a hobby
 got sold fake cocaine once
 about me on your blog
 -damaged
 -iterally no one can bring themselves to like
 -communicates only in grunts
 -writes terrible fiction
 -goes out of their way to upset others
 -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing)
 -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish
 -leaves agressive voicemails
 -used to be emo
 -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects
 -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos
 -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them
 way too many Ns
 little miss finland
 turns to camera in shock ADAM
 supreme gentleman
 -absolutely deplorable
 shoves an american flag up their ass
 most mornings
 takes selfies everywhere
 -everywhere i said
 loves their pets
 -finds depressive thinking arousing
 horrible handwriting
 tries. fails.
 -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay
 -uses air quotes to patronise others
 -"feminism is stupid"
 -can't get laid
 -has probably had lip injections. and ego
 injections.
 "why do girls always go for douchebags"
 -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in
 december. after the last star in the galaxy
 has burned out.
 mad at them
 -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D.
 -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7
 -says weird shit 97% of the time
 -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans
 -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid"
 will not get a haircut
 hasn't slept ever
 do have a frighteningly intense
 56
 brennan's burger bundies
 gets what they want because they are-worships satan
 -known as the zodiac killer
 -takes off their glasses and becomes
 ets
 morbid sense of humour that
 occasionally gets them in trouble
 wants to have you (over) for dinner
 behaves drunk while sober and also
 while drunk.
 -vastly overestimates their ability to get
 away with things
 -does absolutely nothing in a group
 project and no one gets mad
 -dog person
 -has brushed their teeth less than 7
 times since birth
 probably borrowed their cheekbones
 off a meth addict
 -greasy grease on top of their grease
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the  d a m a g e d  thing from another tag yourself I apologise)

I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol

Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam

jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought...

Emo, MySpace, and Target: go cry, emo kid 2006aesthetic:i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted
Emo, MySpace, and Target: go cry, emo kid
2006aesthetic:i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

2006aesthetic:i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

Emo, MySpace, and Tumblr: go cry, emo kid 2006aesthetic:i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted
Emo, MySpace, and Tumblr: go cry, emo kid
2006aesthetic:i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

2006aesthetic:i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

Emo, Fucking, and Funny: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight hellalambs ibroketuesday: paper-mario-wiki i'll never get over the fact that there's a movie called "snakes on a plane" and in that movie there's a line that is, verbatim, "ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane that is absolutely bonkers. that's ridiculous. that's like making a movie called "gators in the sewer" and having someone in the movie say "im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer" the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like "flight 93" and samuel I. jackson made the director change it back to "snakes on a plane bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when t got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE his movie w as being filmed, where the internet You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten "Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again It was right their in their name, too... cobras... on a starship Know your Hollywood history, kids
Emo, Fucking, and Funny: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight
 hellalambs
 ibroketuesday:
 paper-mario-wiki
 i'll never get over the fact that there's a movie
 called "snakes on a plane" and in that movie there's a line
 that is, verbatim, "ive had it with these motherfucking
 snakes on
 this motherfucking plane
 that is absolutely bonkers. that's ridiculous. that's like
 making a movie called "gators in the sewer" and having
 someone in the movie say "im getting really sick and tired
 of these fucking gators in the sewer"
 the funny part is that the alternate title was something
 mundane like "flight 93" and samuel I. jackson made the
 director change it back to "snakes on a plane bc he said it was
 the only reason he auditioned
 oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral
 phenomenon when t
 got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded
 that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these
 motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT
 THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE
 his movie w
 as being filmed, where the internet
 You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene
 collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a
 music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it
 practically launched all of their careers
 If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten "Bring It
 (Snakes on a Plane) released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think
 the fuck again
 It was right their in their name, too... cobras... on a starship
Know your Hollywood history, kids

Know your Hollywood history, kids

America, Beautiful, and Crying: THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA, INC. www.filmratings.com www.mpaa.org itsyaspacemom: gay-emo-quotes: jackjames-exe: fanders-family-tree: analogical-trash: samthekoalabear: impulesiveroleplay: ikilihayir: sushinfood: knockoutliers: boost boost boost boost boost oh my god this is such an important movie oh my god im shaking so hard and crying i hadn’t seen the trailer until tonight like i’d heard so much naysaying from tumblr users who just dont understand how good how progressive how fucking progressive everything about this fucking movie is it needs to be received now. this movie could have spared me YEARS of pain. me and thousands of others like me. i’m in shock, i’m shaking, oh my fucking god there’s a movie about me and it’s beautiful, i can find myself in a character this is amazing Boost the fuck! GUYS @prinxietys @analogical-trash @thatsthat24 Omg yessssss This isn’t actually a misreblog, but this needs to be boosted because it’s so hecking awesome and everyone deserves to see this movie ❤️ I’m actually bawling this is so important and beautiful Theres a movie about being transgender About being a transgender man About family About the struggles that come with it This is so important This is amazing This is beautiful It wasn’t loading so I was like ?? What is it and I was getting excited then I just saw a clip of him doing sit ups and I went THREE GENERATIONSSS This movie is so wonderful omg guys I thought this is on netflix but YES! THIS!!! BOOST THIS!! @vldrocketeer @itsyaspacedad
America, Beautiful, and Crying: THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
 APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES
 BY THE MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA, INC.
 www.filmratings.com
 www.mpaa.org
itsyaspacemom:
gay-emo-quotes:


jackjames-exe:


fanders-family-tree:

analogical-trash:

samthekoalabear:


impulesiveroleplay:

ikilihayir:

sushinfood:

knockoutliers:

boost boost boost boost boost

oh my god this is such an important movie oh my god
im shaking so hard
and crying
i hadn’t seen the trailer until tonight like
i’d heard so much naysaying from tumblr users who just
dont understand
how good
how progressive
how fucking progressive everything about this fucking movie is
it needs to be received
now.
this movie could have spared me YEARS of pain. me and thousands of others like me.


i’m in shock, i’m shaking, oh my fucking god there’s a movie about me and it’s beautiful, i can find myself in a character this is amazing


Boost the fuck!

GUYS
@prinxietys @analogical-trash @thatsthat24 


Omg yessssss


This isn’t actually a misreblog, but this needs to be boosted because it’s so hecking awesome and everyone deserves to see this movie ❤️


I’m actually bawling this is so important and beautiful
Theres a movie about being transgender 
About being a transgender man
About family
About the struggles that come with it
This is so important 
This is amazing 
This is beautiful 


It wasn’t loading so I was like ?? What is it and I was getting excited then I just saw a clip of him doing sit ups and I went THREE GENERATIONSSS
This movie is so wonderful omg guys 


I thought this is on netflix but YES! THIS!!! BOOST THIS!! 
@vldrocketeer @itsyaspacedad

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