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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout โ€œPP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP ๐Ÿค—. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia ๐Ÿ’ช.โ€ All u ladies in the comments would be like โ€œJesus whatโ€™s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together braโ€™s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human โ€” sheesh.โ€ But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies donโ€™t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash whereโ€™s smash bring smash back.โ€ *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. โ€œLook Iโ€™m zippy longstockingโ€ ZIPPIT ๐Ÿค—. U need it. Iโ€™m like a boyfriend u canโ€™t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. Itโ€™s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama letโ€™s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (โ€œis this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?โ€ ๐Ÿค”). Love yโ€™all. Donโ€™t change. DONโ€™T CHANGE UNLESS IF ITโ€™S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
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Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout โ€œPP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP ๐Ÿค—. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia ๐Ÿ’ช.โ€ All u ladies in the comments would be like โ€œJesus whatโ€™s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together braโ€™s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human โ€” sheesh.โ€ But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies donโ€™t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash whereโ€™s smash bring smash back.โ€ *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. โ€œLook Iโ€™m zippy longstockingโ€ ZIPPIT ๐Ÿค—. U need it. Iโ€™m like a boyfriend u canโ€™t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. Itโ€™s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama letโ€™s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (โ€œis this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?โ€ ๐Ÿค”). Love yโ€™all. Donโ€™t change. DONโ€™T CHANGE UNLESS IF ITโ€™S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...