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    Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

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phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

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reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


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clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Advice, Being Alone, and America: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

                
            

            
            
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombar...