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endorse: paxamericana:absolutely hilarious to watch the people who just spent four years screeching that sanders isn’t really a democrat endorse a republican
endorse: paxamericana:absolutely hilarious to watch the people who just spent four years screeching that sanders isn’t really a democrat endorse a republican

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endorse: toggl.com YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A So LET'S POP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE IT TAKES TO TECH COMPANY? KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING: KITCHEN FOUNTAIN OFFICE OF NINJA Qurifed GROWTH OUTDO LAND 9HAXIMUM lead ENPUTO 3 CFO developer face PRODUCT 5 LEAD Snace free REVELATION FRONT EN6 1) 0BM/SEO LEADGEN CAMP SUPPORT (8 CEO NERF GUN WAR ZONE 2 CUSTOMER SOCIAL MEDIA HIPSTER incoming tickets 10 SERVERS IN-HOUSE DESIGNER 11 BACKEND 9ENGINEER 15 MART VIRKUS THE CAST овм/SEO 1) LEADGEN 2 CUSTOMER Front line troops with nerves of steel. Customer support Black wizards of the Internet, skilled in the dark art of commandos have an uncanny ability to say "no" without it sounding like "no". Mostly peaceful. generating clicks, traffic and conversions. What, you think you found this comic by chance? 3 CFO HIPSTER The vault keeper. Tasked with maintaining fiscal responsibility. Also has to say "no" a lot, but lets silly expense requests slide occasionally to maintain peace and illusion of democracy Communicates in GIFS exclusively Social media hipsters are the only people who think "tweeting" counts as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to endorse it relentlessly). 6FRONT-N DEVS 5 LEAD A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in backend vocab. Heavily into classic rock or gangsta rap (or both). Obscurity of their hobbies is only matched by that of their T-shirt slogans. The buck stops here. Has keyboard shortcuts for phrases like "do it", "how hard can it be?" and "no." Not very peaceful. </Head Bady В СЕо OFFICE A.K.A. "The Big Cheese" CEOS feel most comfortable Ever wonder where your plane tickets, free snacks and gadgets come from? That's the work of an Office Ninja. The best Ninjas operate when facing challenges, so expect big changes (or a surprise product launch) when things start working too smoothly without ever being noticed. 9 KEND 10 SERVERS The non-glamorous techie. A watchful protector and a silent knight they keep the business up and running. He's the hero the company deserves (but not the one it needs) The only ones working 24/7. Go servers! 11) DESIGNER Arare beast, as most creatives prefer to roam free, hopping from one project to another. It's best to give them creative control to reduce chance of escape or violent rebellion. toggl.com Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here
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 YOU WANT TO WORK
 FOR A
 So
 LET'S POP THE HOOD
 AND SEE WHAT KIND OF
 PEOPLE IT TAKES TO
 TECH COMPANY?
 KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING:
 KITCHEN
 FOUNTAIN
 OFFICE
 OF
 NINJA
 Qurifed GROWTH
 OUTDO
 LAND
 9HAXIMUM
 lead
 ENPUTO
 3 CFO
 developer
 face
 PRODUCT
 5 LEAD
 Snace
 free
 REVELATION
 FRONT EN6
 1) 0BM/SEO
 LEADGEN
 CAMP
 SUPPORT
 (8 CEO
 NERF GUN
 WAR ZONE
 2 CUSTOMER
 SOCIAL MEDIA
 HIPSTER
 incoming
 tickets
 10 SERVERS
 IN-HOUSE
 DESIGNER 11
 BACKEND
 9ENGINEER
 15 MART VIRKUS
 THE CAST
 овм/SEO
 1) LEADGEN
 2 CUSTOMER
 Front line troops with nerves
 of steel. Customer support
 Black wizards of the Internet,
 skilled in the dark art of
 commandos have an uncanny
 ability to say "no" without it
 sounding like "no". Mostly
 peaceful.
 generating clicks, traffic and
 conversions. What, you think
 you found this comic by
 chance?
 3 CFO
 HIPSTER
 The vault keeper. Tasked with
 maintaining fiscal
 responsibility. Also has to say
 "no" a lot, but lets silly expense
 requests slide occasionally to
 maintain peace and illusion of
 democracy
 Communicates in GIFS exclusively
 Social media hipsters are the only
 people who think "tweeting" counts
 as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to
 endorse it relentlessly).
 6FRONT-N
 DEVS
 5 LEAD
 A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in
 backend vocab. Heavily into
 classic rock or gangsta rap (or
 both). Obscurity of their hobbies
 is only matched by that of their
 T-shirt slogans.
 The buck stops here. Has
 keyboard shortcuts for
 phrases like "do it", "how hard
 can it be?" and "no." Not very
 peaceful.
 </Head
 Bady
 В СЕо
 OFFICE
 A.K.A. "The Big Cheese"
 CEOS feel most comfortable
 Ever wonder where your
 plane tickets, free snacks and
 gadgets come from? That's
 the work of an Office Ninja.
 The best Ninjas operate
 when facing challenges, so
 expect big changes (or a
 surprise product launch)
 when things start working
 too smoothly
 without ever being noticed.
 9 KEND
 10 SERVERS
 The non-glamorous techie.
 A watchful protector and a silent
 knight they keep the business
 up and running. He's the hero
 the company deserves (but not
 the one it needs)
 The only ones working 24/7.
 Go servers!
 11) DESIGNER
 Arare beast, as most creatives
 prefer to roam free, hopping
 from one project to another. It's
 best to give them creative control
 to reduce chance of escape or
 violent rebellion.
 toggl.com
 Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com
more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

endorse: Teachers: Wikipedia is very u instead nreliable "Hands out 25 year old textbooks Alrighty guys gals, and other genders and lack thereof I'm gonna teach ya a thing A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source. It's bad, they say. 1 will deduct points if you do it. Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your teacher said, you absolutely can use it The key though is knowing A. How to use it. B. How to source it and C. whether it is good info or trash. NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance. So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance. Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see something that is good info for your essay Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No Wikipedia Ever However there is a loophole. It's right there. No. Go closer r each trait from each parent. You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as it's own essay. It got it's information from other sources out there. Just ike you are trying to right now. And since there is a citation, it's going to be listed at the end of the wikipedia article. Look at citation number 4 Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia. And look. Do you see it. There is a link. It's the blue words with the boxy tion ai That thing. Click it. Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you are at the source, you can ublize it But what if its a book that's the source You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, on avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable. Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and then use quote citation. And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources cite them. Not the wikipedia. Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet e got planned ssay you You're on your way to greatness. For anybody not aware you can abuse the absolute fuck out of Wikipedia for any papers! rm an academic librarian and i 100% endorse this post l am also an academic ibrarian and I 100% endorse this post CITATIONS are important Wikipedia
endorse: Teachers: Wikipedia is very u
 instead
 nreliable "Hands out
 25 year old textbooks
 Alrighty guys gals, and other genders and lack thereof I'm gonna teach ya
 a thing
 A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source.
 It's bad, they say. 1 will deduct points if you do it.
 Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your
 teacher said, you absolutely can use it
 The key though is knowing
 A. How to use it.
 B. How to source it
 and
 C. whether it is good info or trash.
 NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on
 Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance.
 So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance.
 Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for
 that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see
 something that is good info for your essay
 Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No
 Wikipedia Ever
 However there is a loophole.
 It's right there.
 No. Go closer
 r each trait from each parent.
 You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as it's own
 essay. It got it's information from other sources out there. Just ike you are
 trying to right now. And since there is a citation, it's going to be listed at the
 end of the wikipedia article.
 Look at citation number 4
 Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia.
 And look. Do you see it. There is a link. It's the blue words with the boxy
 tion ai
 That thing. Click it.
 Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several
 sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki
 article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you
 are at the source, you can ublize it
 But what if its a book that's the source
 You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, on
 avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable.
 Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and
 then use quote citation.
 And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources
 cite them. Not the wikipedia.
 Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet e
 got planned
 ssay you
 You're on your way to greatness.
 For anybody not aware you can abuse the absolute fuck out of Wikipedia
 for any papers!
 rm an academic librarian and i 100% endorse this post
 l am also an academic ibrarian and I 100% endorse this post CITATIONS
 are important
Wikipedia

Wikipedia

endorse: When I became your Prime Minister the United Kingdom had just voted to leave the European Union. From my first day in the job, I knew I had a clear mission before me -a duty to fulil on your behalf: to honour the result of the referendum and secure a brighter future for our country by negotiating a good Brexit deal with the EU. Throughout the long and complex negotiations that have taken place over the last year and a half, I have never lost sight of that duty Today, I am in Brussels with the firm intention of agreeing a Brexit deal with the leaders of the other 27 EU nations. It will be a deal that is in our national interest one that works for our whole country and all of our people, whether you voted Leave' or 'Remain. It will honour the result of the referendum. We wl take back control of our borders, by putting an end to the free movement of people once and for all. Instead of an immigration system based on where a person comes from, we will build one based on the skills and talents a person has to offer. We will take back control of our money, by putting an end to vast annual payments to the EU. Instead, we will be able to spend British taxpayer's money on our own priorities, like the extra £394 million per week that we are investing in our long-term plan for the NHS And we will take back control of our laws, by ending the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice in the UK. In future, our laws will be made, interpreted and enforced by our own courts and legislatures We will be out of EU programmes that do not work in our interests: out of the Common Agricultural Policy, that has failed our farmers, and out of the Common Fisheries Policy, that has failed our coastal communities. Instead, we will be able to design a system of agricultural support that works for us and we will be an independent coastal state once again, with full control over our waters. The deal also protects the things we value. EU citizens who have built their lives in the United Kingdom will have their rights protected, as will UK citizens living elsewhere in the EU. A free trade area will allow goods to flow easily across our borders, protecting the many skilled jobs right across the country that rely on integrated supply-chains. Because our European friends will always be our allies in the fight against terrorism and organised crime, the deal wl ensure that security co-operation will continue, so we can keep our people safe. "I will be campaigning with my heart and soul to win that vote and to deliver this Brexit deal, for the good of our United Kingdom and all of our people." Theresa May has written an open letter to the British public to appeal for their support for the Brexit deal. She said her plan promises a "brighter future" for the UK and leaving the EU will be "a moment of renewal and reconciliation for our whole country". EU leaders are in Brussels for a special summit to decide whether to endorse the deal. Many UK MPs - including Conservatives - say they will vote against it. Click the link in our bio to follow all the latest as it happens. Brexit politics unitedkingdom EU bbcnews
endorse: When I became your Prime Minister the United Kingdom had just voted to leave
 the European Union. From my first day in the job, I knew I had a clear mission
 before me -a duty to fulil on your behalf: to honour the result of the referendum
 and secure a brighter future for our country by negotiating a good Brexit deal with
 the EU. Throughout the long and complex negotiations that have taken place over
 the last year and a half, I have never lost sight of that duty
 Today, I am in Brussels with the firm intention of agreeing a Brexit deal with the
 leaders of the other 27 EU nations. It will be a deal that is in our national interest
 one that works for our whole country and all of our people, whether you voted
 Leave' or 'Remain.
 It will honour the result of the referendum. We wl take back control of our
 borders, by putting an end to the free movement of people once and for all. Instead
 of an immigration system based on where a person comes from, we will build one
 based on the skills and talents a person has to offer. We will take back control of
 our money, by putting an end to vast annual payments to the EU. Instead, we will
 be able to spend British taxpayer's money on our own priorities, like the extra
 £394 million per week that we are investing in our long-term plan for the NHS
 And we will take back control of our laws, by ending the jurisdiction of the
 European Court of Justice in the UK. In future, our laws will be made, interpreted
 and enforced by our own courts and legislatures
 We will be out of EU programmes that do not work in our interests: out of the
 Common Agricultural Policy, that has failed our farmers, and out of the Common
 Fisheries Policy, that has failed our coastal communities. Instead, we will be able
 to design a system of agricultural support that works for us and we will be an
 independent coastal state once again, with full control over our waters.
 The deal also protects the things we value. EU citizens who have built their lives in
 the United Kingdom will have their rights protected, as will UK citizens living
 elsewhere in the EU. A free trade area will allow goods to flow easily across our
 borders, protecting the many skilled jobs right across the country that rely on
 integrated supply-chains. Because our European friends will always be our allies in
 the fight against terrorism and organised crime, the deal wl ensure that security
 co-operation will continue, so we can keep our people safe.
"I will be campaigning with my heart and soul to win that vote and to deliver this Brexit deal, for the good of our United Kingdom and all of our people." Theresa May has written an open letter to the British public to appeal for their support for the Brexit deal. She said her plan promises a "brighter future" for the UK and leaving the EU will be "a moment of renewal and reconciliation for our whole country". EU leaders are in Brussels for a special summit to decide whether to endorse the deal. Many UK MPs - including Conservatives - say they will vote against it. Click the link in our bio to follow all the latest as it happens. Brexit politics unitedkingdom EU bbcnews

"I will be campaigning with my heart and soul to win that vote and to deliver this Brexit deal, for the good of our United Kingdom and al...

endorse: HISTORY h What Greek goddess is known for being the most beautiful? zabchan: the-musical-cc: angelrin89: true-king-of-monsters: luxy-lightning: thestrangedaysofkrei: knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head. And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.” If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down. Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else. I heartily endorse this alternative answer. I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.” #because Hades really wasn’t that bad No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.  ZUES’S THUNDER COCK To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’ reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME
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 h
 What Greek goddess is known for
 being the most beautiful?
zabchan:

the-musical-cc:

angelrin89:

true-king-of-monsters:

luxy-lightning:

thestrangedaysofkrei:

knitmeapony:

28weekslaterhater:

knitmeapony:

ravenclawslibrary:

smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”



#because Hades really wasn’t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what. 

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’


reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

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