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English Major: PIRITS bookhobbit why is "olde vampires in high school" the big thing and not "olde vampires in college" everyone in college is eccentric. everyone you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn't slept in three days supports you everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you're polite and follow class etiquette multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail! wandering around campus at 3am? that's just the lifestyle tm * no matter how old or young you look it's not really that weird, there's sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere big schools are very anonymous so nobody's gonna bother to hassle you * anorthernskyatdawn the girl in pyjamas is the vampire themauvesoul Also: If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it's juice and be Jealous "Oh god I'm a monster" 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say "same simultaniousely and with the exact same tone Everything is a joke so if u say "I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind" someone will go "lol what a mood* It would take u like 100 years to major in everything Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascoft Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they'll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature * e * iterally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that alway:s has qum and a stapler If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors. e * College Vampires
English Major: PIRITS
 bookhobbit
 why is "olde vampires in high school" the big thing and not "olde vampires
 in college"
 everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
 you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who
 clearly hasn't slept in three days supports you
 everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you're polite and
 follow class etiquette
 multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy
 learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
 wandering around campus at 3am? that's just the lifestyle tm
 *
 no matter how old or young you look it's not really that weird, there's
 sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
 big schools are very anonymous so nobody's gonna bother to hassle
 you
 *
 anorthernskyatdawn
 the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
 themauvesoul
 Also:
 If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it's juice and be
 Jealous
 "Oh god I'm a monster" 20 students who r all procrastinating big
 projects say "same simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
 Everything is a joke so if u say "I subsist on the lifeblood of
 mankind" someone will go "lol what a mood*
 It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
 Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the
 campus Cryptid and Mascoft
 Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that
 believes in ethical subjectivism and they'll make u so angry u forget
 abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
 College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over
 classical literature
 *
 e
 *
 iterally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that alway:s
 has qum and a stapler
 If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English
 major
 Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
 e
 *
College Vampires

College Vampires

English Major: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails. We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because l'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM Wow you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat. And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton. Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what I actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have t have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? manell are you? Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
English Major: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails.
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because l'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 Wow you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat.
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton.
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 I actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have t
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 manell are you?
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

English Major: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
English Major: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things"
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because I'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes' own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 l actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 Sent
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

English Major: cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major
English Major: cumsock:

petitetimidgay:

an intelligent young man

He looks like an English major

cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major

English Major: As an English Major, I feel no guilt in this revelationhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
English Major: As an English Major, I feel no guilt in this revelationhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

As an English Major, I feel no guilt in this revelationhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/