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Bad, Memes, and Fuck: Satan
@s8n
*satan meeting the new arrivals*
Satan you seem innocent enough
why are you here?
New arrival: uwu p-p-papi satan I've
been so bad are you gonna punish
me senpai :p *nuzzles*
Satan: stay the fuck away from me
7/18/18, 11:36 AM
<p>*nuzzles* via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2O63dfR">https://ift.tt/2O63dfR</a></p>
![Bad, Memes, and Fuck: Satan
@s8n
*satan meeting the new arrivals*
Satan you seem innocent enough
why are you here?
New arrival: uwu p-p-papi satan I've
been so bad are you gonna punish
me senpai :p *nuzzles*
Satan: stay the fuck away from me
7/18/18, 11:36 AM
<p>*nuzzles* via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2O63dfR">https://ift.tt/2O63dfR</a></p>]()
<p>*nuzzles* via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2O63dfR">https://ift.tt/2O63dfR</a></p>
Crime, Dank, and Family: ROBERT LEFEVRE
Government is a disease
masquerading as its own cure
orL
The role of government is to protect the liberty of the citizens.
That's it!
Once the door is opened for government to steal money from one person to give to another, then the floodgates open.
Everyone rushes in and fights to have money stolen for their benefit....for their cause....for their group, company, friends, family...
Civilization morphs into a gigantic crime scene.
Theft is wrong and immoral, whether an individual does it, or when government does it.
Government is not exempt, and neither are the people that use it to their advantage.
That's enough with the theft.
![Crime, Dank, and Family: ROBERT LEFEVRE
Government is a disease
masquerading as its own cure
orL
The role of government is to protect the liberty of the citizens.
That's it!
Once the door is opened for government to steal money from one person to give to another, then the floodgates open.
Everyone rushes in and fights to have money stolen for their benefit....for their cause....for their group, company, friends, family...
Civilization morphs into a gigantic crime scene.
Theft is wrong and immoral, whether an individual does it, or when government does it.
Government is not exempt, and neither are the people that use it to their advantage.
That's enough with the theft.]()
The role of government is to protect the liberty of the citizens. That's it! Once the door is opened for government to steal money from on...
Memes, 🤖, and Close Enough: Close Enough https://t.co/NFMzRYptyp
![Memes, 🤖, and Close Enough: Close Enough https://t.co/NFMzRYptyp]()
Close Enough https://t.co/NFMzRYptyp
Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: A SONG YOUVE BEEN
TRYING TO FIND FOREVER
WHEN
COMESON ATVSHOW AND PLAYS
LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ITIS
<p><a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/175862964698/it-has-been-literally-20-years-i-had-nearly-given" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>It has been literally 20 years. I had nearly given up hope.</p></blockquote>
![Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: A SONG YOUVE BEEN
TRYING TO FIND FOREVER
WHEN
COMESON ATVSHOW AND PLAYS
LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ITIS
<p><a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/175862964698/it-has-been-literally-20-years-i-had-nearly-given" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>It has been literally 20 years. I had nearly given up hope.</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/175862964698/it-has-been-literally-20-years-i-had-nearly-given" class="tumblr_blog">advice-...
Booty, Desperate, and Pizza: Anonymous 07/18/18(Wed)02:06:43 No.46879886
> be me
>pizza delivery quv
have to take extra shift because
coworker's sick
> atleastimgettingpaidextra.png
>someone ordered like 6 pizzas
in an online order
44 KB JPG
> iveseenenoughgreentexttoknowwhereth
isisgoing.jpeg
>get pizzas and drive over to the place
>get there, it's a standard apartment building
>ring up apartment seven
> they buzz me in
walk to apartment
>knock on door
>9/10 wearing tank top and booty shorts open
door
>thisisnotwhatiexpected.png
> she pays me for the pizza
>ask for tip
"ooh sorry i don't have enough for a tip, maybe l
can pay you another way?"
>lolwut.png
> Tell her l only accept cash
> "but there must be another way.." she says in a
seductive tone
> tell her there is no other way
> i just wanted to deliever pizzas
> she sighs and looks for a 10
> she's bent over while doing so
>eventually she scrounges up 10 dollars in the
form of loose change
>tell her to have a nice day
>deliever other pizzas and finish shift
>go home and fap because i'm not so desperate
to lose my virginity that ill accept sex on the job
Anon delivers Pizza
![Booty, Desperate, and Pizza: Anonymous 07/18/18(Wed)02:06:43 No.46879886
> be me
>pizza delivery quv
have to take extra shift because
coworker's sick
> atleastimgettingpaidextra.png
>someone ordered like 6 pizzas
in an online order
44 KB JPG
> iveseenenoughgreentexttoknowwhereth
isisgoing.jpeg
>get pizzas and drive over to the place
>get there, it's a standard apartment building
>ring up apartment seven
> they buzz me in
walk to apartment
>knock on door
>9/10 wearing tank top and booty shorts open
door
>thisisnotwhatiexpected.png
> she pays me for the pizza
>ask for tip
"ooh sorry i don't have enough for a tip, maybe l
can pay you another way?"
>lolwut.png
> Tell her l only accept cash
> "but there must be another way.." she says in a
seductive tone
> tell her there is no other way
> i just wanted to deliever pizzas
> she sighs and looks for a 10
> she's bent over while doing so
>eventually she scrounges up 10 dollars in the
form of loose change
>tell her to have a nice day
>deliever other pizzas and finish shift
>go home and fap because i'm not so desperate
to lose my virginity that ill accept sex on the job
Anon delivers Pizza]()
Anon delivers Pizza
![Kylie Jenner, Memes, and Money: BI
Business Insider
@businessinsider
People are donating money to Kylie
Jenner to help her become the
world's youngest female billionaire
It was time for Thomas to leave
He had seen everything
<p>[OC] Humanity has lived long enough. Our time has come. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LcjYqY">https://ift.tt/2LcjYqY</a></p>](https://pics.onsizzle.com/bi-business-insider-businessinsider-people-are-donating-money-to-kylie-34749134.png)
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
42%. 12:29
Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
https://louisville.craigslist.org
Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
KY)
image 1 of 6
"You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
literally
no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
ther willever compliment you on?
further
The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
101.
42%. 12:30
Aux cord: nope
Fancv wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
turn
Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
went away. The End
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
this puppy would fucking start right ujp
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
children
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: ves
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
have done straight things in this car. People have
done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
you like a fucking Volkswagen would
Interesting facts
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
color is grey.
10.
42%. 12:30
Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
https://louisville.craigslist.org
color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
a Facebook survev
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
![Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
42%. 12:29
Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
https://louisville.craigslist.org
Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
KY)
image 1 of 6
"You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
literally
no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
ther willever compliment you on?
further
The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
101.
42%. 12:30
Aux cord: nope
Fancv wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
turn
Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
went away. The End
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
this puppy would fucking start right ujp
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
children
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes
Consent to sex: ves
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
have done straight things in this car. People have
done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
you like a fucking Volkswagen would
Interesting facts
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
color is grey.
10.
42%. 12:30
Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
https://louisville.craigslist.org
color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
a Facebook survev
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.]()
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: <p><a href="http://agent-smoak.tumblr.com/post/174594925903/neutralbacteria-shailene-woodley-has-had" class="tumblr_blog">agent-smoak</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174572432166" class="tumblr_blog">neutralbacteria</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="479" data-orig-width="747"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c250394cb83b61a1076bd59936e63392/tumblr_inline_p9tbbmM3Wi1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="479" data-orig-width="747"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="367" data-orig-width="685"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5789da4f56469f8bc8fa0ae2eeb45e9/tumblr_inline_p9tbby5Kw41t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="367" data-orig-width="685"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>SHAILENE WOODLEY HAS HAD ENOUGH I’M DYING</p>
</blockquote>
![Tumblr, Blog, and Http: <p><a href="http://agent-smoak.tumblr.com/post/174594925903/neutralbacteria-shailene-woodley-has-had" class="tumblr_blog">agent-smoak</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://neutralbacteria.tumblr.com/post/174572432166" class="tumblr_blog">neutralbacteria</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="479" data-orig-width="747"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c250394cb83b61a1076bd59936e63392/tumblr_inline_p9tbbmM3Wi1t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="479" data-orig-width="747"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="367" data-orig-width="685"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5789da4f56469f8bc8fa0ae2eeb45e9/tumblr_inline_p9tbby5Kw41t9fqg9_540.png" data-orig-height="367" data-orig-width="685"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>SHAILENE WOODLEY HAS HAD ENOUGH I’M DYING</p>
</blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://agent-smoak.tumblr.com/post/174594925903/neutralbacteria-shailene-woodley-has-had" class="tumblr_blog">agent-smoak</a>:</...
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Mushrooms
09
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/173356141499/i-dont-think-thats-right-but-i-dont-know" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to dispute it</p></blockquote>
![Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Mushrooms
09
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/173356141499/i-dont-think-thats-right-but-i-dont-know" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I don’t think that’s right, but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to dispute it</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/173356141499/i-dont-think-thats-right-but-i-dont-know" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:...
Easter, Family, and Shit: NOMANISAN
<p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175799930275/libertarirynn-holy-shit-in-the-first-incredibles" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175799836914/holy-shit-in-the-first-incredibles-movie-bob-lands" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Holy shit in the first Incredibles movie Bob lands on “Nomanisan” Island… as in “no man is an island“. And this is in a movie where the primary lesson Bob learned is not to shut his family out and to accept help when he needs it and work with the team. </p>
<p>This movie was next level.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Or the fact that Syndrome’s password was “Kronos,” in reference to the father of Zeus, who attempted to kill all of his offspring so none of them would destroy him. And what happened? Syndrome’s own robot led to his downfall by being smart enough to betray him. </p></blockquote>
<p>Or the fact that Helen uses accurate military aircraft language in the scene where she’s flying the jet. As well as the Easter egg in her callsign “India Golf Niner Niner” which is NATO phonetic language for “IG 99“ or “Iron Giant, 1999“, another Brad Bird film.</p>
![Easter, Family, and Shit: NOMANISAN
<p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175799930275/libertarirynn-holy-shit-in-the-first-incredibles" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreeze52</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175799836914/holy-shit-in-the-first-incredibles-movie-bob-lands" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Holy shit in the first Incredibles movie Bob lands on “Nomanisan” Island… as in “no man is an island“. And this is in a movie where the primary lesson Bob learned is not to shut his family out and to accept help when he needs it and work with the team. </p>
<p>This movie was next level.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Or the fact that Syndrome’s password was “Kronos,” in reference to the father of Zeus, who attempted to kill all of his offspring so none of them would destroy him. And what happened? Syndrome’s own robot led to his downfall by being smart enough to betray him. </p></blockquote>
<p>Or the fact that Helen uses accurate military aircraft language in the scene where she’s flying the jet. As well as the Easter egg in her callsign “India Golf Niner Niner” which is NATO phonetic language for “IG 99“ or “Iron Giant, 1999“, another Brad Bird film.</p>]()
<p><a href="http://bluebreeze52.tumblr.com/post/175799930275/libertarirynn-holy-shit-in-the-first-incredibles" class="tumblr_blog">bluebreez...
You, Pure, and I Know: Cartman you dumbass
You know nothing about christlanity
I know enough
To exploit it
<p>Founding of Pure Flix Studios (2005, colorized)</p>
![You, Pure, and I Know: Cartman you dumbass
You know nothing about christlanity
I know enough
To exploit it
<p>Founding of Pure Flix Studios (2005, colorized)</p>]()
<p>Founding of Pure Flix Studios (2005, colorized)</p>
Friends, Work, and Bank: My friends: Let's travel
My bank account: To where? Work?
Close enough 😂😂
Get yours here 👉 https://www.seemore.store/deskhammock?ref=2
![Friends, Work, and Bank: My friends: Let's travel
My bank account: To where? Work?
Close enough 😂😂
Get yours here 👉 https://www.seemore.store/deskhammock?ref=2]()
Close enough 😂😂 Get yours here 👉 https://www.seemore.store/deskhammock?ref=2
Omg, Phone, and Rude: Seth Everman
@SethEverman
once i fix my sleep schedule, start
eating
healthy, get physically
fit, beat depression, stop
procrastinating, learn how to do
taxes, get mentally strong enough
to make phone calls, then its over
for you bitches
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779699053/setheverman-this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779696218/this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone-has-ever" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>this is the worst screenshot anyone has ever re-uploaded of one of my posts… what the fuck is that ugly shit in the upper left corner??</p></blockquote>
<p>it’s your face</p>
</blockquote>
<p>omg that’s so rude blocked</p>
![Omg, Phone, and Rude: Seth Everman
@SethEverman
once i fix my sleep schedule, start
eating
healthy, get physically
fit, beat depression, stop
procrastinating, learn how to do
taxes, get mentally strong enough
to make phone calls, then its over
for you bitches
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779699053/setheverman-this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779696218/this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone-has-ever" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>this is the worst screenshot anyone has ever re-uploaded of one of my posts… what the fuck is that ugly shit in the upper left corner??</p></blockquote>
<p>it’s your face</p>
</blockquote>
<p>omg that’s so rude blocked</p>]()
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779699053/setheverman-this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman...
Phone, Shit, and The Worst: Seth Everman
@SethEverman
once i fix my sleep schedule, start
eating
healthy, get physically
fit, beat depression, stop
procrastinating, learn how to do
taxes, get mentally strong enough
to make phone calls, then its over
for you bitches
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779696218/this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone-has-ever" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p><blockquote><p>this is the worst screenshot anyone has ever re-uploaded of one of my posts… what the fuck is that ugly shit in the upper left corner??</p></blockquote>
<p>it’s your face</p>
![Phone, Shit, and The Worst: Seth Everman
@SethEverman
once i fix my sleep schedule, start
eating
healthy, get physically
fit, beat depression, stop
procrastinating, learn how to do
taxes, get mentally strong enough
to make phone calls, then its over
for you bitches
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779696218/this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone-has-ever" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p><blockquote><p>this is the worst screenshot anyone has ever re-uploaded of one of my posts… what the fuck is that ugly shit in the upper left corner??</p></blockquote>
<p>it’s your face</p>]()
<p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/175779696218/this-is-the-worst-screenshot-anyone-has-ever" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a...
