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Robert Erwin hanging out with Master Ugwe during quarantine

erwin: inneroptics: Erwin Blumenfeld
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Erwin Blumenfeld

inneroptics: Erwin Blumenfeld

erwin: Jennifer Dziura I've responded to this elsewhere around the Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks are often intending to purchase a lowering of the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in a bar and a man offers to buy you a this: cheerfully ask for something nonalcoholic, while indicating get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just trying to strike up conversation: they wanted you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In my own experience, I have twice been offered a drink and instead suggested food -- in both cases, very inexpensive food costing the same or less than a drink drink, try willingness to a and in both -- cases, the man responded angrily. 2 minutes ago Like Reply Jennifer Dziura In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I was starving and suggested the kebab place around the corner. I can't remember who paid, but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy pouted and I never saw him again. The other time, I had done standup in a bar and an older guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually would love some popcorn, which was sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry and acted like I had cheated him somehow. being greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didnโ€™t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious Scary, scary. Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, โ€œserve her a stronger drink, Iโ€™m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?โ€ usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think Iโ€™m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girlโ€™s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you donโ€™t know is buying you a drink, theyโ€™re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, theyโ€™re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So: Tips for getting drinks- 1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and youโ€™re none the wiser. 2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesnโ€™t give two shits that youโ€™re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you donโ€™t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that youโ€™d like something light, and thatโ€™s a big clue to us that youโ€™re uncomfortable with whomever youโ€™re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time. 3. If youโ€™re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol: Hereโ€™s a list of light liquors, and mixers that wonโ€™t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail: X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state. Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%. Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%. Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21% Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%. Hope this helps someone out! Backing this up from years of bar tending.
erwin: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didnโ€™t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, โ€œserve her a stronger drink, Iโ€™m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?โ€ usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think Iโ€™m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girlโ€™s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you donโ€™t know is buying you a drink, theyโ€™re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, theyโ€™re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and youโ€™re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesnโ€™t give two shits that youโ€™re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you donโ€™t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that youโ€™d like something light, and thatโ€™s a big clue to us that youโ€™re uncomfortable with whomever youโ€™re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If youโ€™re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Hereโ€™s a list of light liquors, and mixers that wonโ€™t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didnโ€™t realize that it was so delibe...

erwin: Erwin Rommel inspecting the terrain in Tunisia, 1943. (Colourised)
erwin: Erwin Rommel inspecting the terrain in Tunisia, 1943. (Colourised)

Erwin Rommel inspecting the terrain in Tunisia, 1943. (Colourised)

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German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures. (i.redd.it)

German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures. (i.redd.it)

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Erwin Wurm, ย Anger bump, 2007



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contemporary-art-blog: Erwin Wurm, ย Anger bump, 2007 This is exactly how my body looks like omg

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