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    erwin: Robert Erwin hanging out with Master Ugwe during quarantine
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    erwin: inneroptics:

Erwin Blumenfeld 


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    erwin: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                erwin: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

                
            

            
            
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so delibe...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    erwin: Erwin Rommel inspecting the terrain in Tunisia, 1943. (Colourised)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                erwin: Erwin Rommel inspecting the terrain in Tunisia, 1943. (Colourised)
                
            

            
            
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    erwin: WORST
 I love money
 Erwin
 RICH GUYS
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                erwin: WORST
 I love money
 Erwin
 RICH GUYS
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    erwin: Verwarnung
German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures. (i.redd.it)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                erwin: Verwarnung
German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures. (i.redd.it)
                
            

            
            
German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures. (i.redd.it)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    erwin: INVENTIONS FROM
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 YEAR 2047
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 YEAR 2047
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    erwin: Erwin puts a certain gel to
 ne.
All true anime fans follow @otakucentre 😍The best page for otakus or anime fans! Follow now to become an official otaku🍿💯 . . Credit @everydayanimae
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                erwin: Erwin puts a certain gel to
 ne.
All true anime fans follow @otakucentre 😍The best page for otakus or anime fans! Follow now to become an official otaku🍿💯 . . Credit @everydayanimae
                
            

            
            
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    erwin: LANDING A
 f @Gabe Erwin
 BOTTLE FLIP
Today I learned how to BraveTheDay and land my first ever bottle flip using @RightGuardUS. 😁 sponsored
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                erwin: LANDING A
 f @Gabe Erwin
 BOTTLE FLIP
Today I learned how to BraveTheDay and land my first ever bottle flip using @RightGuardUS. 😁 sponsored
                
                

                
            

            
            
Today I learned how to BraveTheDay and land my first ever bottle flip using @RightGuardUS. 😁 sponsored

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    erwin: MAN ADDICTED
 TLC
 f @Gabe Erwin
 TO HAIR
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                erwin: MAN ADDICTED
 TLC
 f @Gabe Erwin
 TO HAIR
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    erwin: GIRL ADDICTED TO
 Gabe Erwin
 HER PILLOW
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                erwin: GIRL ADDICTED TO
 Gabe Erwin
 HER PILLOW
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    erwin: contemporary-art-blog:

Erwin Wurm,  Anger bump, 2007



This is exactly how my body looks like omg
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                erwin: contemporary-art-blog:

Erwin Wurm,  Anger bump, 2007



This is exactly how my body looks like omg
                
            

            
            
contemporary-art-blog:

Erwin Wurm,  Anger bump, 2007



This is exactly how my body looks like omg

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    erwin: HANNAH MONTANA H
 CUSTOM
 f @Gabe Erwin
 FAIL VERSIONS
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                erwin: HANNAH MONTANA H
 CUSTOM
 f @Gabe Erwin
 FAIL VERSIONS
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    erwin: ADDICTED TO
 @Gabe Erwin
 EATING CAT HAIR
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                erwin: ADDICTED TO
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 EATING CAT HAIR
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    erwin: ADDICTED TO
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 BEE STING
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                erwin: ADDICTED TO
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 BEE STING
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    erwin: TYPES OF
 THE DYING LAUGH
 f eGobe Erwin
 LAUGHS
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                erwin: TYPES OF
 THE DYING LAUGH
 f eGobe Erwin
 LAUGHS
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    erwin: HOT (GIRL
 *LAUGHING
 f G Gobe Erwin
 PRANK CALLS 6
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                erwin: HOT (GIRL
 *LAUGHING
 f G Gobe Erwin
 PRANK CALLS 6
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    erwin: COMING HOME
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 AFTER A LONG DAY
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                erwin: COMING HOME
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 AFTER A LONG DAY
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    erwin: SINGER
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 MOMENTS
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                erwin: SINGER
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    erwin: TYPES OF
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 E STUDENTS 3
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    erwin: THE WORST
 f @Gabe Erwin
 FAILS
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                erwin: THE WORST
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 FAILS
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