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ether: This is probably the best customer service exchange ever... Netflix Customer Service You are now chatting with: Michael 16 minutes ago You I have a problem to report Netilix Michael This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with 6 minutes ag 6 minutes ag You 6 minutes ago Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here 15 minutes ago Engineering has a problem to report Netflix Michael LT, what seems to be the problem? 15 minutes ago 5 minutes ag Visual displays are erratic, sir 4 minutes ago season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly Netflix Michael How so, LT? You at 5 minutes of operation You 4 minutes ago 4 minutes ago 14 minutes ago 4 minutes ago the visual creates a temporal loop 4 minutes ag and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again 3 minutes ago Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over and over Netflix Michael Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. ) 3 minstes a 3 minutes ago Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator Netflix Michael 3 minutes ago 2 minutes ago We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present Netflix Micha LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows? minutes ago 11 สunutes ago But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days You no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected You We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge minutes ag 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago Netflix Micha LT. that is no good at all. 0 minutes ag We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in and the loop continued minsites ag Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it minutes ag Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Netflix Michal minutes ag HAHA Netlix Michal That is a homible place to get stuck Netflix Michaal Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier minutes ag 8 minutes ago 1 minutes ag Indeed, Captain. Netlix Michael 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever minutes ago Well thank you. Netllix Michael We got that reported on our end minutes ag minutes ago This needs to go on a blog somewhere minutes ag you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. 8minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today? You I almost wish there were minutes ago 7 minutes ago minutes ago Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay online for a one question survey You minutes ago This chat session has ended you satisfied with your Netflix experience? No Thanks for your feedback you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:Guy Goes Online To Complain, The Best Thing Happens
ether: This is probably the best customer
 service exchange ever...
 Netflix Customer Service
 You are now chatting with: Michael
 16 minutes ago
 You
 I have a problem to report
 Netilix Michael
 This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
 6 minutes ag
 6 minutes ag
 You
 6 minutes ago
 Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
 15 minutes ago
 Engineering has a problem to report
 Netflix Michael
 LT, what seems to be the problem?
 15 minutes ago
 5 minutes ag
 Visual displays are erratic, sir
 4 minutes ago
 season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
 Netflix Michael
 How so, LT?
 You
 at 5 minutes of operation
 You
 4 minutes ago
 4 minutes ago
 14 minutes ago
 4 minutes ago
 the visual creates a temporal loop
 4 minutes ag
 and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
 3 minutes ago
 Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
 and over
 Netflix Michael
 Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
 3 minstes a
 3 minutes ago
 Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
 Netflix Michael
 3 minutes ago
 2 minutes ago
 We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
 Netflix Micha
 LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
 minutes ago
 11 สunutes ago
 But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
 You
 no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
 You
 We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
 minutes ag
 0 minutes ago
 0 minutes ago
 Netflix Micha
 LT. that is no good at all.
 0 minutes ag
 We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
 and the loop continued
 minsites ag
 Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
 minutes ag
 Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
 s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
 Netflix Michal
 minutes ag
 HAHA
 Netlix Michal
 That is a homible place to get stuck
 Netflix Michaal
 Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
 minutes ag
 8 minutes ago
 1 minutes ag
 Indeed, Captain.
 Netlix Michael
 0 minutes ago
 0 minutes ago
 [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
 this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
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 Well thank you.
 Netllix Michael
 We got that reported on our end
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 This needs to go on a blog somewhere
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 you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
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 LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
 You
 I almost wish there were
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 Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
 online for a one question survey
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 your Netflix experience?
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ether: It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water (This also partially applies to whales) actuallyjuststealingmemes They were what now? hey quick question why are you making other people ook at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show aryone else ether than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk @elodieunderglass horrible things with legs? Thank you so muchilll Ancestral creatures are Gorgeous, Valid, Perfectly Reasonable things with legs. In regards to the first comment, most things in the ocean perform gas exchange anyway so it isn't that bold of a move in some respects it's kind of a fool's move of terrestrial animals to leave the saline bath hat life started off in, since we now have to lug our dumb bodies around, full of carefully our cells are just Like That regarding the second comment on this thread, dolphins are probably fine mostly as they are, and I would not expect them to lose attrib utes to demonstrate their "evolving/progress- ing away from their origins." People think that evolution is like an unstoppable escalator that either kills you or forcibly moves you from primitive things to sophisticated things, but it isn't. Things don't become More Thingish with Time, that's not how evolution works There is no particular evolutionary pressure on dolphins to lose traits that suit their lifestyles perfectly well, Most of the high-pressure challenges that wild dolphins face today-fishing activities, pollution, habitat destruction, food network disruption and climate change are not going to exert evolutionary pressure on remnant bones; and the act of breathing appears to be as natural to dolphins as, well, breathing. For example, being able to breathe surface air means that dolphins and whales can move through water that has very low quantities of oxygen (such as highly polluterd water) where fish cannot survive, because there is not enough oxygen diffused in the water to maintain a constant supply for fish; whales and dolphins can simply surface to take a gulp of air With enormous lungs that are adapted to holding breath for incredibly long periods of time, whales and dolphins can essentially scuba-dive to areas of the ocean that other animals cannot access, as well as eying up things above the surface of the water, Ina rapidly changing environment, with food/ climate/water all doing things they ve NEVER done before, this offbeat mammalian funk- iness may even be the key towards sticking around and surviving a weird period of history Anyway, these are Valid Historical Legges and evolution is not a straight line from Bad Animals to Good Progressive Animals. As evidenced by how excellent and powerful these ancestral beasties are. They may be ancestral but they are MAGNIFICENT pictured: a good girl, valid and perfect in her- self, a stage of someone else's evolution but also perfectly complete in herself, somebody's daughter and somebody's ancestor but also just somebody in her own right, perhaps not as good at swimming as the cetaceans of the future, but perfectly acceptable in her moment of history, and in all other moments Thank you for this articulate obliteration of the teleological madel of evolution and its associated messed-up ideology. This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.
ether: It was kind of a dick move to create animals
 that require air, then confine them to the
 If you are talking about dolphins they
 used to be wolf like creatures that due to
 scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so
 they slowly evolved into water mammals,
 dolphins still have claw bones but they are
 unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of
 them with time and will develop abilities to
 breath under water
 (This also partially applies to whales)
 actuallyjuststealingmemes
 They were what now?
 hey quick question why are you making other people
 ook at this? like why did you think this was a
 necessary thing to show aryone else ether than
 yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away
 as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks
 Mother Nature, come out here I just
 want to talk
 @elodieunderglass horrible things with legs?
 Thank you so muchilll Ancestral creatures
 are Gorgeous, Valid, Perfectly Reasonable
 things with legs.
 In regards to the first comment, most
 things in the ocean perform gas exchange
 anyway so it isn't that bold of a move in
 some respects it's kind of a fool's move of
 terrestrial animals to leave the saline bath
 hat life started off in, since we now have to
 lug our dumb bodies around, full of carefully
 our cells are just Like That
 regarding the second comment on this thread,
 dolphins are probably fine mostly as they are,
 and I would not expect them to lose attrib
 utes to demonstrate their "evolving/progress-
 ing away from their origins." People think that
 evolution is like an unstoppable escalator that
 either kills you or forcibly moves you from
 primitive things to sophisticated things, but
 it isn't. Things don't become More Thingish
 with Time, that's not how evolution works
 There is no particular evolutionary pressure
 on dolphins to lose traits that suit their
 lifestyles perfectly well, Most of the
 high-pressure challenges that wild dolphins
 face today-fishing activities, pollution,
 habitat destruction, food network disruption
 and climate change are not going to exert
 evolutionary pressure on remnant bones; and
 the act of breathing appears to be as natural
 to dolphins as, well, breathing.
 For example, being able to breathe surface
 air means that dolphins and whales can
 move through water that has very low
 quantities of oxygen (such as highly polluterd
 water) where fish cannot survive, because
 there is not enough oxygen diffused in the
 water to maintain a constant supply for fish;
 whales and dolphins can simply surface to
 take a gulp of air
 With enormous lungs that are adapted to
 holding breath for incredibly long periods of
 time, whales and dolphins can essentially
 scuba-dive to areas of the ocean that other
 animals cannot access, as well as eying up
 things above the surface of the water, Ina
 rapidly changing environment, with food/
 climate/water all doing things they ve NEVER
 done before, this offbeat mammalian funk-
 iness may even be the key towards sticking
 around and surviving a weird period of history
 Anyway, these are Valid Historical Legges
 and evolution is not a straight line from Bad
 Animals to Good Progressive Animals. As
 evidenced by how excellent and powerful
 these ancestral beasties are. They may be
 ancestral but they are MAGNIFICENT
 pictured: a good girl, valid and perfect in her-
 self, a stage of someone else's evolution but
 also perfectly complete in herself, somebody's
 daughter and somebody's ancestor but also
 just somebody in her own right, perhaps not
 as good at swimming as the cetaceans of
 the future, but perfectly acceptable in her
 moment of history, and in all other moments
 Thank you for this articulate obliteration of
 the teleological madel of evolution and its
 associated messed-up ideology.
This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.

This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.

ether: ESFJ ENEJ ENTJ ESTJ -The popular one Easy to get to know Will bring you food when you're sad Hates being alone -Supportive and Warm Doesn't understand how to say 'no s your second MoM and isnít even somry -Genunly cares Knows you better than you know yourself -Moral police Actually really secretve -Intuitively wise and soMehow becomes vour life Mentor Surprisingly fun and social -COMManding AF -Triggered 200% of the tie -better than you at everything -UncoMfortable with their own feelings -Says they wil punch you in the face, will actually punch you in the face -Traditional dad figure -Confident Bossy and scary Surprisngly furnny and kind of a firt -Cares a bit too Much about what other people think of thew EFFICIENT AF INFJ -Everyone's unofficial shrnk -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert ISFJ INTJ ISJ -The perfectionist -Shy cinnaMon roll will replace your grandwother Hippie Just wants to help everyone wil bake you cookies -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between -The Know-it-all -Confident but surprisinly easly intividated -Thinks everyone is stupid Likes personal space but il spend tme with you if they love you -Hates subjectivity -Most lkely to settle donn n the suburbs with 25 kids and a doo -Grets shit done -Enjoų being by theMselves -Blank slate on the outside What are eMotions? dust wants world peace -Can always be found with their -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth INTP INFP -Qiet and hard to get to know Intellectually curious and genuinely loves leaning Never leaves the house -Obivious to everything -Hates too Many rules and overly structured systeMs -Can never find their car keys hnocent and a little najve -PerManently wears rose-tnted glasses -Probably Multingual -Takes everything personally after you get to k Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil will devote all their tme for you ever Meet ISFP WanM and sensitive to others -Chill and laidback Creative and Magnatv Shy at frst, but wor't shut up SMart Trker -Either doesn't give a shit or gives too Many shits -Stubbon is their Midde naMe -しonstantly ls conteMplating borderine ilegal activities due to boredoM now thew in uour life Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you just for the hell of it -Fears coMMitMent More than death -Actually a fragle bunry that fears rejection -Forgets to eat ENTP ESTP ENFP ESFP -Thinks their life is à soap opera -Bold and Spontaneous Coined the tem "All or nothing Enjoy entertairing others and Making sure everyone -The fuckbou -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything, -doins the debate teaM everų uear, for fun Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives EMotions and feelings are foreign languages -Devi's advocate Thinks arguing is foreplau The dreaMer doesn't frish anything Says rules and coMMitMent are Mportant Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive f not, should be ADHD Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition -Overthinks and overanalyses anything and everything as a 2 year old beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary
ether: ESFJ
 ENEJ
 ENTJ
 ESTJ
 -The popular one
 Easy to get to know
 Will bring you food
 when you're sad
 Hates being alone
 -Supportive and Warm
 Doesn't understand
 how to say 'no
 s your second MoM
 and isnít even somry
 -Genunly cares
 Knows you better than
 you know yourself
 -Moral police
 Actually really secretve
 -Intuitively wise and soMehow
 becomes vour life Mentor
 Surprisingly fun and social
 -COMManding AF
 -Triggered 200% of the tie
 -better than you at everything
 -UncoMfortable with their
 own feelings
 -Says they wil punch you in the face,
 will actually punch you in the face
 -Traditional dad figure
 -Confident
 Bossy and scary
 Surprisngly furnny and
 kind of a firt
 -Cares a bit too Much about
 what other people think of thew
 EFFICIENT AF
 INFJ
 -Everyone's unofficial shrnk
 -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert
 ISFJ
 INTJ
 ISJ
 -The perfectionist
 -Shy cinnaMon roll
 will replace your grandwother Hippie
 Just wants to help everyone
 wil bake you cookies
 -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book
 fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o
 and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between
 -The Know-it-all
 -Confident but surprisinly
 easly intividated
 -Thinks everyone is stupid
 Likes personal space but il
 spend tme with you if they love you
 -Hates subjectivity
 -Most lkely to settle donn
 n the suburbs with 25 kids
 and a doo
 -Grets shit done
 -Enjoų being by theMselves
 -Blank slate on the outside
 What are eMotions?
 dust wants world peace
 -Can always be found with their
 -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth

 INTP
 INFP
 -Qiet and hard to get to know
 Intellectually curious and
 genuinely loves leaning
 Never leaves the house
 -Obivious to everything
 -Hates too Many rules and
 overly structured systeMs
 -Can never find their car keys
 hnocent and a little najve
 -PerManently wears
 rose-tnted glasses
 -Probably Multingual
 -Takes everything personally after you get to k
 Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil
 will devote all their tme for you ever Meet
 ISFP
 WanM and sensitive to others
 -Chill and laidback
 Creative and Magnatv
 Shy at frst, but wor't shut up
 SMart Trker
 -Either doesn't give a shit or
 gives too Many shits
 -Stubbon is their Midde naMe
 -しonstantly ls conteMplating
 borderine ilegal activities
 due to boredoM
 now thew
 in uour life
 Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you
 just for the hell of it
 -Fears coMMitMent More than death
 -Actually a fragle bunry
 that fears rejection
 -Forgets to eat
 ENTP
 ESTP
 ENFP
 ESFP
 -Thinks their life is à soap opera
 -Bold and Spontaneous
 Coined the tem "All or nothing
 Enjoy entertairing others and
 Making sure everyone
 -The fuckbou
 -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything,
 -doins the debate teaM
 everų uear, for fun
 Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for
 -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives
 EMotions and feelings are
 foreign languages
 -Devi's advocate
 Thinks arguing is foreplau
 The dreaMer
 doesn't frish anything
 Says rules and coMMitMent
 are Mportant
 Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive
 f not, should be
 ADHD
 Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly
 n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition
 -Overthinks and overanalyses
 anything and everything
 as a 2 year old
beckawang:
MBTI Types: Summary

beckawang: MBTI Types: Summary

ether: <p><a href="http://alpacamyhedgehog.tumblr.com/post/167256053210/eliciaforever-beyoursledgehammer" class="tumblr_blog">alpacamyhedgehog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eliciaforever.tumblr.com/post/167254527487/beyoursledgehammer-steampunktendencies-a" class="tumblr_blog">eliciaforever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://beyoursledgehammer.tumblr.com/post/167253949696/steampunktendencies-a-remarkable-jacobean" class="tumblr_blog">beyoursledgehammer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://steampunktendencies.tumblr.com/post/167245295603/a-remarkable-jacobean-re-emergence-after-200-years" class="tumblr_blog">steampunktendencies</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish <br/>Courtesy <a href="https://twitter.com/philipmould">Philip Mould</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING</p> </blockquote> <p>I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel). </p> <p>Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.</p> <p>It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.rmg.co.uk/see-do/we-recommend/attractions/armada-portrait-elizabeth-i?utm_source=facebook&amp;utm_medium=promoted&amp;utm_campaign=armada&amp;utm_content=30secfilm">They did something similar with the Armada Portrait of Elizabeth I recently</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This is super satisfying.</p>
ether: <p><a href="http://alpacamyhedgehog.tumblr.com/post/167256053210/eliciaforever-beyoursledgehammer" class="tumblr_blog">alpacamyhedgehog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://eliciaforever.tumblr.com/post/167254527487/beyoursledgehammer-steampunktendencies-a" class="tumblr_blog">eliciaforever</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://beyoursledgehammer.tumblr.com/post/167253949696/steampunktendencies-a-remarkable-jacobean" class="tumblr_blog">beyoursledgehammer</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://steampunktendencies.tumblr.com/post/167245295603/a-remarkable-jacobean-re-emergence-after-200-years" class="tumblr_blog">steampunktendencies</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish <br/>Courtesy <a href="https://twitter.com/philipmould">Philip Mould</a><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel). </p>
<p>Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.</p>
<p>It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.rmg.co.uk/see-do/we-recommend/attractions/armada-portrait-elizabeth-i?utm_source=facebook&amp;utm_medium=promoted&amp;utm_campaign=armada&amp;utm_content=30secfilm">They did something similar with the Armada Portrait of Elizabeth I recently</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is super satisfying.</p>

<p><a href="http://alpacamyhedgehog.tumblr.com/post/167256053210/eliciaforever-beyoursledgehammer" class="tumblr_blog">alpacamyhedgehog</...