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Adam and Eve, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dude: Eddie Francis
@yourboyeddie
Dude said, what if mars has water on it
because we use to live there and we
messed up the climate so badly that
we had to send an escape pod to
earth with only Adam and Eve in it and
the pod was the asteroid that wiped
out the dinosaurs?
I want whatever heβs smoking (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Adam and Eve, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dude: Eddie Francis
@yourboyeddie
Dude said, what if mars has water on it
because we use to live there and we
messed up the climate so badly that
we had to send an escape pod to
earth with only Adam and Eve in it and
the pod was the asteroid that wiped
out the dinosaurs?
I want whatever heβs smoking (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
I want whatever heβs smoking (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Adam and Eve, Ironic, and Blue: Blue Tick Tom
@Tom_Shepz
What if mars has water on it because
we used to live there and we messed
up the climate so badly that we had to
send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it and the pod was
the asteroid that wiped out the
dinosaurs?
We need some answers. STAT π³
![Adam and Eve, Ironic, and Blue: Blue Tick Tom
@Tom_Shepz
What if mars has water on it because
we used to live there and we messed
up the climate so badly that we had to
send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it and the pod was
the asteroid that wiped out the
dinosaurs?
We need some answers. STAT π³]()
We need some answers. STAT π³
Drinking, Funny, and Police: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
On new years eve here in New Zealand some
people built a sandcastle island complete with a
picnic table when the tide was out so that when
the tide came back in they would have their own
private island and therefor not be subject to the
local liquor ban
Good Job New Zealand
not-in-front-of-the-klingons
21
neutralfightmilkhotel
you forgot the best part:
Public drinking has been banned in the entire Coromandel area and violators could have
faced fines up to $250 However, the construction attracted admiration from the police with
Inspector John Kelly commentinge
β That's creative thinking-If I had known [about it] I
probably would have jolned them.
Source: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
Alcohol Island
![Drinking, Funny, and Police: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
On new years eve here in New Zealand some
people built a sandcastle island complete with a
picnic table when the tide was out so that when
the tide came back in they would have their own
private island and therefor not be subject to the
local liquor ban
Good Job New Zealand
not-in-front-of-the-klingons
21
neutralfightmilkhotel
you forgot the best part:
Public drinking has been banned in the entire Coromandel area and violators could have
faced fines up to $250 However, the construction attracted admiration from the police with
Inspector John Kelly commentinge
β That's creative thinking-If I had known [about it] I
probably would have jolned them.
Source: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
Alcohol Island](https://pics.onsizzle.com/not-in-front-of-the-klingons-on-new-years-eve-here-in-new-zealand-some-36292976.png)
![Drinking, Funny, and Police: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
On new years eve here in New Zealand some
people built a sandcastle island complete with a
picnic table when the tide was out so that when
the tide came back in they would have their own
private island and therefor not be subject to the
local liquor ban
Good Job New Zealand
not-in-front-of-the-klingons
21
neutralfightmilkhotel
you forgot the best part:
Public drinking has been banned in the entire Coromandel area and violators could have
faced fines up to $250 However, the construction attracted admiration from the police with
Inspector John Kelly commentinge
β That's creative thinking-If I had known [about it] I
probably would have jolned them.
Source: not-in-front-of-the-klingons
Alcohol Island]()
Alcohol Island
Adam and Eve, Memes, and Dinosaurs: What if Mars has water on it because we used to
live there and fucked up the climate so badly that
we had to send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it?
wheat.thin.holst And that pod was the
asteroid that fucked over the dinosaurs
5h 69 likes Reply
This blows my mind via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2omA7gs
![Adam and Eve, Memes, and Dinosaurs: What if Mars has water on it because we used to
live there and fucked up the climate so badly that
we had to send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it?
wheat.thin.holst And that pod was the
asteroid that fucked over the dinosaurs
5h 69 likes Reply
This blows my mind via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2omA7gs]()
This blows my mind via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2omA7gs
Apple, Memes, and Tree: Adam: This apple tastes great, where'd you
get it?
Eve: The Forbidden Tree
Adam:
DO NOT follow @epicfunnypage if you donβt like to laugh π
![Apple, Memes, and Tree: Adam: This apple tastes great, where'd you
get it?
Eve: The Forbidden Tree
Adam:
DO NOT follow @epicfunnypage if you donβt like to laugh π]()
DO NOT follow @epicfunnypage if you donβt like to laugh π
Apple, Blackpeopletwitter, and Heaven: jaboukie young-white
@jaboukie
if heaven is real it is ON SIGHT
with adam & eve. i could've been
posted up with nectarine juice
running down my chin, cheeks
out, sunkissedt & unbotheredt but
bitches had to eat that mf apple
(objectively worst fruit) and now
the world is melting and i have
50k in student debt
3:00 PM 04 Aug 18
<p>A DAMn shame they screwed it up for EVEryone else. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
![Apple, Blackpeopletwitter, and Heaven: jaboukie young-white
@jaboukie
if heaven is real it is ON SIGHT
with adam & eve. i could've been
posted up with nectarine juice
running down my chin, cheeks
out, sunkissedt & unbotheredt but
bitches had to eat that mf apple
(objectively worst fruit) and now
the world is melting and i have
50k in student debt
3:00 PM 04 Aug 18
<p>A DAMn shame they screwed it up for EVEryone else. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>]()
<p>A DAMn shame they screwed it up for EVEryone else. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Adam and Eve, Instagram, and Memes: The Sun
@TheSun
Well be having sex with robots in the
next 10 years thesun.uk/6016BzwMk
@memezar
bleed concrete,
@416Bando
The bible says Adam and Eve not
florence and the machine
If youβre not following @MEMEZAR you might aswell delete instagram ππ
![Adam and Eve, Instagram, and Memes: The Sun
@TheSun
Well be having sex with robots in the
next 10 years thesun.uk/6016BzwMk
@memezar
bleed concrete,
@416Bando
The bible says Adam and Eve not
florence and the machine
If youβre not following @MEMEZAR you might aswell delete instagram ππ]()
If youβre not following @MEMEZAR you might aswell delete instagram ππ
Memes, Relationships, and Ancient: I wish relationships were as consistent
as Lil Kim's dance routine!eve
aifuksociety
On today's episode of DelusionsofGrandeur - "Consistency and Reliability - An Ancient Practice and forgotten art" shepostβ»β»
![Memes, Relationships, and Ancient: I wish relationships were as consistent
as Lil Kim's dance routine!eve
aifuksociety
On today's episode of DelusionsofGrandeur - "Consistency and Reliability - An Ancient Practice and forgotten art" shepostβ»β»]()
On today's episode of DelusionsofGrandeur - "Consistency and Reliability - An Ancient Practice and forgotten art" shepostβ»β»
Choose One, Soccer, and Ferguson: JOSE MOURINHO
EXCUSE GENERATOR
Choose one from each column to make your own JosΓ© excuse!
Column 1
Column 2
Column3
The referee
The 4th official
The referee's assistant
Lady Luclk
Their manager
The media
The FA
The opposition
The weather
Paul Pogba
Did not listen to
Underestimated the size of
Turned a blind eve to
Was disrespectful to
Doesn't understand
Has destabilised
Has provoked divisions in
Plays a different system to
Was intimidated by
Ignored
Zlatan Ibrahimovich
My ego
The cosmic principle of karma
My innate superiority
Mv instructions
The dressing room
All the trophies l've won
My signings
Paul Pogba's transfer fee
Sir Alex Ferguson
Generate your own Jose Mourinho excuse. https://t.co/sFCThHPKkf
![Choose One, Soccer, and Ferguson: JOSE MOURINHO
EXCUSE GENERATOR
Choose one from each column to make your own JosΓ© excuse!
Column 1
Column 2
Column3
The referee
The 4th official
The referee's assistant
Lady Luclk
Their manager
The media
The FA
The opposition
The weather
Paul Pogba
Did not listen to
Underestimated the size of
Turned a blind eve to
Was disrespectful to
Doesn't understand
Has destabilised
Has provoked divisions in
Plays a different system to
Was intimidated by
Ignored
Zlatan Ibrahimovich
My ego
The cosmic principle of karma
My innate superiority
Mv instructions
The dressing room
All the trophies l've won
My signings
Paul Pogba's transfer fee
Sir Alex Ferguson
Generate your own Jose Mourinho excuse. https://t.co/sFCThHPKkf]()
Generate your own Jose Mourinho excuse. https://t.co/sFCThHPKkf
Asian, Blackpeopletwitter, and Girls: eve
@localblackgirl
asian nail techs work their asses
off making sure we look good
and in return people make fun of
how they speak like that shit just
irritates my soul
<p>They give your girls those fabulous nalis, if you’ve woken up with scratches you know. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
![Asian, Blackpeopletwitter, and Girls: eve
@localblackgirl
asian nail techs work their asses
off making sure we look good
and in return people make fun of
how they speak like that shit just
irritates my soul
<p>They give your girls those fabulous nalis, if you’ve woken up with scratches you know. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>]()
<p>They give your girls those fabulous nalis, if you’ve woken up with scratches you know. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Friends, Girl Memes, and Eve: When I see all my friends getting
engaged
ENTS
EVE
ππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈ
![Friends, Girl Memes, and Eve: When I see all my friends getting
engaged
ENTS
EVE
ππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈ]()
ππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈππΌββοΈ
Memes, Earth, and Minion: Minion
@miffedmim
Eve: that's it?
Adam: this is literally the biggest penis
on earth.
2/18/17, 11:00 AM
@donny.drama Is one of my favourite accounts right now π
![Memes, Earth, and Minion: Minion
@miffedmim
Eve: that's it?
Adam: this is literally the biggest penis
on earth.
2/18/17, 11:00 AM
@donny.drama Is one of my favourite accounts right now π]()
@donny.drama Is one of my favourite accounts right now π
Tumblr, Blog, and Free: Me: 50% off? I'll get something small
Also Me: Wait, there's free shipping, too?!
Adam&Eve
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173713368851/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL atΒ </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i>Β 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>
![Tumblr, Blog, and Free: Me: 50% off? I'll get something small
Also Me: Wait, there's free shipping, too?!
Adam&Eve
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173713368851/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL atΒ </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i>Β 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173713368851/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes<...
Meh, Tumblr, and Blog: I should really put myself
out there more
meh, I can get 50% off at . . .
Adam&Eve
www.adamandeve.com
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173272151017/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL at </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i>Β 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>
![Meh, Tumblr, and Blog: I should really put myself
out there more
meh, I can get 50% off at . . .
Adam&Eve
www.adamandeve.com
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173272151017/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL at </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i>Β 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/173272151017/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes<...
Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: Minion
@miffedmim
Eve: that's it?
Adam: this is literally the biggest penis
on earth.
2/18/17, 11:00 AM
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176074041531/truth" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Truth!</p></blockquote>
![Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: Minion
@miffedmim
Eve: that's it?
Adam: this is literally the biggest penis
on earth.
2/18/17, 11:00 AM
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176074041531/truth" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Truth!</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176074041531/truth" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>T...
Tumblr, Blog, and Free: MY HEART
resting
exercising
getting 50% off+
FREE Shipping
Adam & Eve
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/175052765906/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL atΒ </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i>Β 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>
![Tumblr, Blog, and Free: MY HEART
resting
exercising
getting 50% off+
FREE Shipping
Adam & Eve
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/175052765906/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i>Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE U.S./CAN Shipping by using offer code NOCHILL atΒ </i><a href="http://www.adamandeve.com/"><i>AdamAndEve.com</i></a><i>Β 18+ Only.</i><br/></p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://nochillmemes.tumblr.com/post/175052765906/get-50-off-almost-any-adult-item-free-uscan" class="tumblr_blog">nochillmemes<...
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: WHAT
DOES
SHE SEE
IN YOU
ANYWAY...
GULP
EVE, WE
HAVE NEW
INFO...ON
<p><a href="http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/175361268385/eve-taurus-character-sheet-and-stuff" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sinccubi</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Eve Taurus character sheet and stuff~</p></blockquote>
![Target, Tumblr, and Blog: WHAT
DOES
SHE SEE
IN YOU
ANYWAY...
GULP
EVE, WE
HAVE NEW
INFO...ON
<p><a href="http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/175361268385/eve-taurus-character-sheet-and-stuff" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sinccubi</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Eve Taurus character sheet and stuff~</p></blockquote>]()
nsfw
<p><a href="http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/175361268385/eve-taurus-character-sheet-and-stuff" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sinccubi<...
Girl, Movie, and Rose: Maddie
@MaddiePoolee
The girl I babysit has made me watch
Wall-e at least 10 times so assumed
it was her favorite movie but today her
mom told me that she watches t
because she thinks it's my favorite
movie
6/20/18, 10:31 AM
4,599 Retweets 55.3K Likes
<p>[WALL-E follows EVE as Louis Armstrong’s “La Vie En Rose” plays] via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi">https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi</a></p>
![Girl, Movie, and Rose: Maddie
@MaddiePoolee
The girl I babysit has made me watch
Wall-e at least 10 times so assumed
it was her favorite movie but today her
mom told me that she watches t
because she thinks it's my favorite
movie
6/20/18, 10:31 AM
4,599 Retweets 55.3K Likes
<p>[WALL-E follows EVE as Louis Armstrong’s “La Vie En Rose” plays] via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi">https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi</a></p>](https://pics.onsizzle.com/maddie-maddiepoolee-the-girl-i-babysit-has-made-me-watch-34269756.png)
![Girl, Movie, and Rose: Maddie
@MaddiePoolee
The girl I babysit has made me watch
Wall-e at least 10 times so assumed
it was her favorite movie but today her
mom told me that she watches t
because she thinks it's my favorite
movie
6/20/18, 10:31 AM
4,599 Retweets 55.3K Likes
<p>[WALL-E follows EVE as Louis Armstrong’s “La Vie En Rose” plays] via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi">https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi</a></p>]()
<p>[WALL-E follows EVE as Louis Armstrong’s “La Vie En Rose” plays] via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2MJ6ZLi"...
Adam and Eve, Memes, and Bible: Becky
@SAINTKARDASHIAN
vibrators are WRONG and
unnatural the bible said adam and
eve not florence and the machine
If youβre not following @jokezar you are seriously missing out π
![Adam and Eve, Memes, and Bible: Becky
@SAINTKARDASHIAN
vibrators are WRONG and
unnatural the bible said adam and
eve not florence and the machine
If youβre not following @jokezar you are seriously missing out π]()
If youβre not following @jokezar you are seriously missing out π
Football, J.R. Smith, and Memes: ADAM & EVE EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
THE SEAHAWKS NOT RUNNING IT
35
@NFL MEMES
JR SMITH FORGETTING THE SCORE
IVE
STAR-LORD PUNCHING THANOS
NBA
107 fte GS
107 END
REGULATIONS
GAME!
GAME 1
Worst decisions in history: https://t.co/yn57LLoL22
![Football, J.R. Smith, and Memes: ADAM & EVE EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
THE SEAHAWKS NOT RUNNING IT
35
@NFL MEMES
JR SMITH FORGETTING THE SCORE
IVE
STAR-LORD PUNCHING THANOS
NBA
107 fte GS
107 END
REGULATIONS
GAME!
GAME 1
Worst decisions in history: https://t.co/yn57LLoL22]()
Worst decisions in history: https://t.co/yn57LLoL22
