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Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in this world @DrSmashlove LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON “theknot” AND U JUST LIKE “wow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU “Todd: Frat Brother”, “Jeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to “Kelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE “wow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE “Kelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE “aye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao 🤓” BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY 🤗😂😂😂
Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur
 This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in
 this world
 @DrSmashlove
LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON “theknot” AND U JUST LIKE “wow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU “Todd: Frat Brother”, “Jeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to “Kelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE “wow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE “Kelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE “aye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao 🤓” BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY 🤗😂😂😂

LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON S...

Memes, New York, and Taken: Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as "late" It's the Trump administration's biggest reversal on immigration policy to date. Updated by Dara Lind | dara@vox.com | Nov 16, 2017, 11:43am EST Y TWEET SHARE 🚨 IMPORTANT DACA SHARE Many immigrants who did everything right to reapply for one last round of protection under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program — but missed the deadline due to circumstances beyond their control — are going to get another chance after reporting by Vox and others about how unfairly the administration enforced the deadline. The Trump administration initially claimed that 4,000 immigrants missed the October 5 deadline to apply for one last two-year extension of protections under the DACA program, which the administration announced in September would be shut down over the next six months (with an official end date of March 5, 2018). But reporting in recent days by Vox and the New York Times showed that an untold number of those applications had been mailed well in advance of the deadline — and had been delayed due to a mysterious weeks-long Postal Service slowdown, or had been dropped in a US Citizenship and Immigration Services mailbox on October 5 but not picked up by a courier service until the next day. On Wednesday night, the Department of Homeland Security announced that those DACA recipients will be allowed to reapply for renewal. The Trump administration isn’t guaranteeing that these applications will be approved. But it’s at least agreeing to consider applications it had previously rejected out of hand. That could mean another two years of protection from deportation for hundreds, maybe even thousands, of immigrants. And it marks the first major reversal on immigration policy from an administration that has generally taken pride in its hardline stance. USCIS will contact some immigrants who were affected — but others will have to contact the government themselves
Memes, New York, and Taken: Hundreds of immigrants will
 get to resubmit DACA renewals
 originally rejected as "late"
 It's the Trump administration's biggest
 reversal on immigration policy to date.
 Updated by Dara Lind | dara@vox.com | Nov 16, 2017, 11:43am EST
 Y TWEET
 SHARE
🚨 IMPORTANT DACA SHARE Many immigrants who did everything right to reapply for one last round of protection under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program — but missed the deadline due to circumstances beyond their control — are going to get another chance after reporting by Vox and others about how unfairly the administration enforced the deadline. The Trump administration initially claimed that 4,000 immigrants missed the October 5 deadline to apply for one last two-year extension of protections under the DACA program, which the administration announced in September would be shut down over the next six months (with an official end date of March 5, 2018). But reporting in recent days by Vox and the New York Times showed that an untold number of those applications had been mailed well in advance of the deadline — and had been delayed due to a mysterious weeks-long Postal Service slowdown, or had been dropped in a US Citizenship and Immigration Services mailbox on October 5 but not picked up by a courier service until the next day. On Wednesday night, the Department of Homeland Security announced that those DACA recipients will be allowed to reapply for renewal. The Trump administration isn’t guaranteeing that these applications will be approved. But it’s at least agreeing to consider applications it had previously rejected out of hand. That could mean another two years of protection from deportation for hundreds, maybe even thousands, of immigrants. And it marks the first major reversal on immigration policy from an administration that has generally taken pride in its hardline stance. USCIS will contact some immigrants who were affected — but others will have to contact the government themselves

🚨 IMPORTANT DACA SHARE Many immigrants who did everything right to reapply for one last round of protection under the Deferred Action for Ch...

American Idol, Children, and Crazy: Jordin Sparks ls Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com Jordin Sparks Is Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JordinSparks is expecting! PEOPLE Magazine reports, that the American Idol winner is expecting her first child with now-husband Dana Isaiah, as the two secretly jumped the broom in mid-July. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple’s love story begins with a charity campaign in Houston during Super Bowl weekend. After first meeting Isaiah’s family in February, Isaiah’s mom contacted Sparks’ mom to summon her daughter’s help in convincing Isaiah to stay home, instead of moving out west to pursue modeling. The two moms put their children in a group chat and the rest is history. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to PEOPLE, the couple spoke every day for the next month until Isaiah flew out to L.A. over Easter weekend. That’s when the two finally met. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “A couple days after we had actually met, I was like in my head ‘That’s going to be my husband! That’s my husband right there,” Sparks said, revealing that they decided not to move in together until they were married. “When I’m with him, I feel comfort and safety and calm and peace, and those aren't things that I normally felt. So it was a little wake-up call for me.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple initially bonded over their shared Christian beliefs, and just months after officially meeting, they already knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two eloped on July 16th while on vacation in Hawaii, PEOPLE reports. Just one month later, Sparks found out she was pregnant. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It’s been really crazy because everything changes,” Sparks said. “Once we got over the initial shock of it, now again just ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
American Idol, Children, and Crazy: Jordin Sparks ls Married and Expecting
 Her First Child With Husband, Dana
 Isaiah
 @balleralert
 Read More: www.balleralert.com
Jordin Sparks Is Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JordinSparks is expecting! PEOPLE Magazine reports, that the American Idol winner is expecting her first child with now-husband Dana Isaiah, as the two secretly jumped the broom in mid-July. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple’s love story begins with a charity campaign in Houston during Super Bowl weekend. After first meeting Isaiah’s family in February, Isaiah’s mom contacted Sparks’ mom to summon her daughter’s help in convincing Isaiah to stay home, instead of moving out west to pursue modeling. The two moms put their children in a group chat and the rest is history. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to PEOPLE, the couple spoke every day for the next month until Isaiah flew out to L.A. over Easter weekend. That’s when the two finally met. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “A couple days after we had actually met, I was like in my head ‘That’s going to be my husband! That’s my husband right there,” Sparks said, revealing that they decided not to move in together until they were married. “When I’m with him, I feel comfort and safety and calm and peace, and those aren't things that I normally felt. So it was a little wake-up call for me.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple initially bonded over their shared Christian beliefs, and just months after officially meeting, they already knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two eloped on July 16th while on vacation in Hawaii, PEOPLE reports. Just one month later, Sparks found out she was pregnant. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It’s been really crazy because everything changes,” Sparks said. “Once we got over the initial shock of it, now again just ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Jordin Sparks Is Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JordinSparks is expe...

Community, Life, and Memes: Nevada City Becomes First In The World To Enforce Chemtrail Free Zone New law will prevent chemtrails in city skies By: lacky Murphy on 8th July 2016 40am © press CHEMTRAIL Free Zone LOOK UP ANY PERSON CAUGHT WITH OHt Nevada city has now declared it will be a Chemtrail free zone according to City Hall insiders. Nevada City, CA — As the city council seats with new members this year, notably controversial community activist Reinette Senum, first on the agenda according to City Hall insiders will be a declaration that Nevada City is a Chemtrail-free zone. This will make the rustic gold rush town the first in the nation to enact such a law. “It’s clear that the global elite are trying to control everything,” said Green Party member Derrick Packard speaking after the swearing-in ceremony. “We need to demonstrate to the world that the buck stops here in Nevada City. If you control the skies, you control life.” Learn More When asked what impact a local ordinance would have on the global chemtrail conspiracy, Mr. Packard bristled. “This is about small steps,” continued an agitated Mr. Packard. “Think global; act local. I’m sure you’ve heard that before, right? Built into the proposed ordinance is language that allows us to use the city’s general fund to sue chemtrail flyovers. We are under no illusion that this is an uphill battle, but we mean business.” According to the Nevada City Treasurer, it is unclear what the fiscal impact will be on this ordinance. However given the recent litigious and fruitless efforts by the county Board of Supervisors, legal action could run into the millions. The tab could be especially high due to the fact that there is zero evidence of any global chemtrail conspiracy, which could contribute to forensic investigations outlays reaching into the millions before the first court motion is drafted. Despite this, area activists are unrelenting. “How much is it worth to you to save your planet?” Questioned a rhetorical Mr. Packard has he pointed to the clear blue sky above Nevada City. “We want the world to know that our little town is leading the charge against the elite brainiacs who want everything for themselves. As Howard Zinn taught us [editor’s note: Mr. Packard went on for another 45 minutes discussing Professor Zinn.]” As for other pressing Nevada City business, also on the agenda is the a motion to remove all radio producing devices except for lo
Community, Life, and Memes: Nevada
 City Becomes
 First In The World To
 Enforce Chemtrail Free
 Zone
 New law will prevent chemtrails in city skies
 By: lacky Murphy on 8th July 2016 40am
 © press
 CHEMTRAIL
 Free Zone
 LOOK UP
 ANY PERSON CAUGHT WITH OHt
 Nevada city has now declared it will be a Chemtrail
 free zone according to City Hall insiders.
Nevada City, CA — As the city council seats with new members this year, notably controversial community activist Reinette Senum, first on the agenda according to City Hall insiders will be a declaration that Nevada City is a Chemtrail-free zone. This will make the rustic gold rush town the first in the nation to enact such a law. “It’s clear that the global elite are trying to control everything,” said Green Party member Derrick Packard speaking after the swearing-in ceremony. “We need to demonstrate to the world that the buck stops here in Nevada City. If you control the skies, you control life.” Learn More When asked what impact a local ordinance would have on the global chemtrail conspiracy, Mr. Packard bristled. “This is about small steps,” continued an agitated Mr. Packard. “Think global; act local. I’m sure you’ve heard that before, right? Built into the proposed ordinance is language that allows us to use the city’s general fund to sue chemtrail flyovers. We are under no illusion that this is an uphill battle, but we mean business.” According to the Nevada City Treasurer, it is unclear what the fiscal impact will be on this ordinance. However given the recent litigious and fruitless efforts by the county Board of Supervisors, legal action could run into the millions. The tab could be especially high due to the fact that there is zero evidence of any global chemtrail conspiracy, which could contribute to forensic investigations outlays reaching into the millions before the first court motion is drafted. Despite this, area activists are unrelenting. “How much is it worth to you to save your planet?” Questioned a rhetorical Mr. Packard has he pointed to the clear blue sky above Nevada City. “We want the world to know that our little town is leading the charge against the elite brainiacs who want everything for themselves. As Howard Zinn taught us [editor’s note: Mr. Packard went on for another 45 minutes discussing Professor Zinn.]” As for other pressing Nevada City business, also on the agenda is the a motion to remove all radio producing devices except for lo

Nevada City, CA — As the city council seats with new members this year, notably controversial community activist Reinette Senum, first on th...