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Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂
Bless Up, Costco, and Doctor: The many faces of derp
The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately that aren't circumsized and don't wash well..... how does someone not notice!???” Now men if y’all possess Thee Natural Foreskin nine times out of ten it’s yo mama’s fault - she was just following cultural norms and told the OB “whoa derr...you ain’t chopping off my son’s foreskin” and the doctor followed mama’s wishes and left lil man’s PP intact. For instance my Dominican homie told me that most Dominicans leave the PP skin intact. My lil Armenian homegirl told me that Armenian men are 50-50, sometimes Cleanie Weenie, sometimes Cheesy Weasy u feel me? Personally I’m Cleanie Weenie but I respect all cultures. Regardless, it’s on a grown man to assess the cleanliness of his situation and cleanse accordingly. Men if u all-natural uncut imma need u to boil some water in the microwave. Put a towel over your head and breathe that steam nice and deep to cleanse the nasal passage. Then take a cup full of coffee beans just like they got at Sephora and take a nice deep breath to cleanse yo palette. Then wait a few seconds, drop ya drawls, bend all the way over so yo nostrils is closest to yo PP, pull the covering back, and inhale deeply. If it smell like Dove soap bruv...lilacs and lavender and almond butter coconut essence? U good money. On the other hand if it smell like that sliced cheese assortment u copped at Costco for a party one time bc u felt like u grown and u gon serve wine and cheese at a party but u had left over cheese from the platter so u stuffed it in the back left corner of the fridge behind the strawberries and bread and u find it eight months later and it got a farm of green foliage growing on it Bruv and u took one whiff and u wanted to vomit ... if yo PP smell like an expired grown-and-sexy Costco cheese platter Bruv? YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YASELF. Just warm water and soap. Shit ain’t rocket science. RIP to the dignity of the poor women that u subject to your CheesyPP — Susan B Anthony ain’t die for this. WE CAN DO BETTER. BLESS UP 🤞😂😂😂

The hygiene discussion continues. My lil homegirl text me this morning: “Hahaah omg smash! My friends have encountered a few guys lately tha...

Boo, Dating, and Jamie Foxx: Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship @balleralert Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ KatieHolmes and JamieFoxx have officially confirmed their relationship after years of hiding their love in public. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Daily Mail, the two were believed to have been dating since 2013, one year after Holmes divorced actor Tom Cruise. Sources say the divorce settlement had a clause that prevented Holmes from dating publicly for at least five years. Now, five years later, Holmes has finally gone public with her boo, after previously refusing to confirm the claims. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple sparked the rumors back in 2013 after they were spotted together at a charity event in the Hamptons. However, upon the release of the pictures, Foxx attempted to diffuse the rumors, saying they were “one hundred percent not true.” Although the two were rarely spotted together, the rumors persisted. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2015, the two were photographed holding hands, but the rumors were shut down once again. But in 2016, things began to heat up after Claudia Jordan confirmed the couple’s relationship. Although, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta star took back her comments, fans were not buying it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the incident, the two were spotted at the same events, on several occasions. In May, the two were photographed boarding the same private jet. Finally all of the hiding and sneaking around has come to an end, as the conditions of her divorce settlement reportedly expired this past June. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Foxx and Holmes were spotted at the beach on Monday, enjoying each other’s company. The two held hands as they walked along the beach in Malibu.
Boo, Dating, and Jamie Foxx: Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx
 Finally Go Public With Their
 Relationship
 @balleralert
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ KatieHolmes and JamieFoxx have officially confirmed their relationship after years of hiding their love in public. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Daily Mail, the two were believed to have been dating since 2013, one year after Holmes divorced actor Tom Cruise. Sources say the divorce settlement had a clause that prevented Holmes from dating publicly for at least five years. Now, five years later, Holmes has finally gone public with her boo, after previously refusing to confirm the claims. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple sparked the rumors back in 2013 after they were spotted together at a charity event in the Hamptons. However, upon the release of the pictures, Foxx attempted to diffuse the rumors, saying they were “one hundred percent not true.” Although the two were rarely spotted together, the rumors persisted. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2015, the two were photographed holding hands, but the rumors were shut down once again. But in 2016, things began to heat up after Claudia Jordan confirmed the couple’s relationship. Although, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta star took back her comments, fans were not buying it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the incident, the two were spotted at the same events, on several occasions. In May, the two were photographed boarding the same private jet. Finally all of the hiding and sneaking around has come to an end, as the conditions of her divorce settlement reportedly expired this past June. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Foxx and Holmes were spotted at the beach on Monday, enjoying each other’s company. The two held hands as they walked along the beach in Malibu.

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ KatieHolmes and JamieFoxx have official...

Anaconda, Children, and Church: Jeanette Vizguerra Took Refuge in a Church to Avoid Deportation. She's Now Walking Free for Mother's Day Source: TIME undocumedia She was granted a stay of removal 🦋😢😊 YES!!! FelizDiaDeLasMadres Jeanette 🌹❤ "Jeanette Vizguerra, the undocumented mother of four who took sanctuary in a Denver church to avoid deportation, walked out of the church Friday morning after she was granted a 2-year stay of deportation on Thursday. It’s a special day for me because I will be able to celebrate MothersDay with my children and grandchildren,” said Vizguerra in a press conference outside the church where she was staying. Still, she vowed to continue fighting for other undocumented immigrants threatened with deportation. “Their struggle is my struggle, and my struggle is their struggle, because we are a community,” she said. Vizguerra, who is originally from Mexico and has lived in the U.S. for two decades, took refuge in the First Unitarian Society after her first stay of removal expired and she skipped a meeting with ICE, fearing deportation. A private bill was introduced in Congress to grant Vizguerra a lawful permanent resident status, and she quickly became a symbol of impact of President DonaldTrump’s immigration policies on law-abiding immigrants. Vizguerra was included in the 2017 TIME 100 list of most influential people." HereToStay
Anaconda, Children, and Church: Jeanette Vizguerra Took
 Refuge in a Church to
 Avoid Deportation. She's
 Now Walking Free for
 Mother's Day
 Source: TIME
 undocumedia
 She was granted a stay of removal
🦋😢😊 YES!!! FelizDiaDeLasMadres Jeanette 🌹❤ "Jeanette Vizguerra, the undocumented mother of four who took sanctuary in a Denver church to avoid deportation, walked out of the church Friday morning after she was granted a 2-year stay of deportation on Thursday. It’s a special day for me because I will be able to celebrate MothersDay with my children and grandchildren,” said Vizguerra in a press conference outside the church where she was staying. Still, she vowed to continue fighting for other undocumented immigrants threatened with deportation. “Their struggle is my struggle, and my struggle is their struggle, because we are a community,” she said. Vizguerra, who is originally from Mexico and has lived in the U.S. for two decades, took refuge in the First Unitarian Society after her first stay of removal expired and she skipped a meeting with ICE, fearing deportation. A private bill was introduced in Congress to grant Vizguerra a lawful permanent resident status, and she quickly became a symbol of impact of President DonaldTrump’s immigration policies on law-abiding immigrants. Vizguerra was included in the 2017 TIME 100 list of most influential people." HereToStay

🦋😢😊 YES!!! FelizDiaDeLasMadres Jeanette 🌹❤ "Jeanette Vizguerra, the undocumented mother of four who took sanctuary in a Denver church to avo...