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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ฤฑn this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ฤฑn this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car

catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

Africa, Bilbo, and Confused: Debate Emerges After Native American Woman Tells Black Woman to 'Keep Hands Off Our Culture' ) 2405 ใ€‚ Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter G Like 46K Tweet Cheyanne's PSA referencing rapper Omerettร  The Great (right) spurred a chain reaction of comments online. (@N3VChey/@omeretta4l) Michael Huck Harrison Destroyer at Self-Employed Once again, the real native Americans were black peopie from Africa... They migrated to that piece of the land while the land masses were still connected (Pangea & Gondwanaland. The other so called native Americans crossed the Barrien Strait into the America's during the "lce Age" and black folks were waiting on them.. The shit is so deep and that's why people hate our guts! We are the original people of this earth... It's the same thing in Europe, Asia, Antartica and Australia. This is FACTS and the caucasians scientists know the TRUTH! Like-Reply-ๅฑฑ608 . Aug 9, 2017 6:26pm Carol Brown Dallas, Texas Another intelligent brother! Like-Reply- 97 . Aug 9, 2017 7:09pm La'Donna Williams Peace to that Like Reply 43 23 hrs black-girl-against-feminism: mistah-oso: inked-up-nomad: nunyabizni: ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything: presidentialpostings: officialfist: nunyabizni: WE WUZ NATUV AMERIKKKANS Wait so theyโ€™re arguing that they can use things from that culture because life originated somewhere near Africa and spread out? Surely then that negates the entire idea of cultural appropriation. Surely then white people canโ€™t โ€œculturally appropriateโ€ any culture since we are all one culture by this logic? Iโ€™m so confused. No logic here, weโ€™re doing unadulteratedly stupid reasons why โ€œitโ€™s ok when we do itโ€ now. As usual, large amounts of hypocrisy replaced their self awareness. @siryouarebeingmocked@black-girl-against-feminismhave you seen this fresh shit?ย 
Africa, Bilbo, and Confused: Debate Emerges After Native American
 Woman Tells Black Woman to 'Keep Hands
 Off Our Culture'
 ) 2405
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 Share on Facebook
 Tweet on Twitter
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 Like 46K
 Tweet
 Cheyanne's PSA referencing rapper Omerettร  The Great (right) spurred a chain reaction of comments
 online. (@N3VChey/@omeretta4l)
 Michael Huck Harrison Destroyer at Self-Employed
 Once again, the real native Americans were black peopie from Africa... They migrated to that piece
 of the land while the land masses were still connected (Pangea & Gondwanaland. The other so
 called native Americans crossed the Barrien Strait into the America's during the "lce Age" and
 black folks were waiting on them.. The shit is so deep and that's why people hate our guts! We
 are the original people of this earth... It's the same thing in Europe, Asia, Antartica and Australia.
 This is FACTS and the caucasians scientists know the TRUTH!
 Like-Reply-ๅฑฑ608 . Aug 9, 2017 6:26pm
 Carol Brown Dallas, Texas
 Another intelligent brother!
 Like-Reply- 97 . Aug 9, 2017 7:09pm
 La'Donna Williams
 Peace to that
 Like Reply 43 23 hrs
black-girl-against-feminism:

mistah-oso:
inked-up-nomad:

nunyabizni:


ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything:

presidentialpostings:


officialfist:


nunyabizni:

WE

WUZ


NATUV AMERIKKKANS


Wait so theyโ€™re arguing that they can use things from that culture because life originated somewhere near Africa and spread out?
Surely then that negates the entire idea of cultural appropriation. Surely then white people canโ€™t โ€œculturally appropriateโ€ any culture since we are all one culture by this logic? Iโ€™m so confused.

No logic here, weโ€™re doing unadulteratedly stupid reasons why โ€œitโ€™s ok when we do itโ€ now.


As usual, large amounts of hypocrisy replaced their self awareness.

@siryouarebeingmocked@black-girl-against-feminismhave you seen this fresh shit?ย 

black-girl-against-feminism: mistah-oso: inked-up-nomad: nunyabizni: ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything: presidentialpostings: officialfis...