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Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning of the universe in those two eyes. So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter thatโ€™s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Yโ€™all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of yโ€™all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and Iโ€™m thinking I might come for yโ€™all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp yโ€™all out completely. And I know what Iโ€™d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Yโ€™all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Yโ€™all ainโ€™t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah thatโ€™s basic. Mermaids? Bruv thatโ€™s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Whereโ€™s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she canโ€™t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (๐Ÿ˜) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like โ€œI know yโ€™all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night ๐Ÿ˜ข.โ€ Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But Iโ€™ll call it Mermaid Period because yโ€™all love it when these beverage companies are extra ๐Ÿค—). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peetโ€™s and Dark Matter - yโ€™all on notice. Bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Best Friend, Bless Up, and College: You can see the meaning
 of the universe in those
 two eyes.
So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter thatโ€™s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unicorn Blood? Yโ€™all doin too much. U coffee roasters Bruv a lot of yโ€™all getting real comfortable selling good (but not life changing) coffee for $15.99 a bag and Iโ€™m thinking I might come for yโ€™all. Coffee is my thing and if I had the time and the roasting equipment, I could stomp yโ€™all out completely. And I know what Iโ€™d name my coffee blend, too: Mermaid Period. Yโ€™all think Unicorn Blood is rare? Yโ€™all ainโ€™t seen rare. First of all a Unicorn is just a horse with a horn. That sh!t low key basic. A good plastic surgeon could make one. If a plastic surgeon could make the Kardashians Black bruv? He could throw a horn on a horse nah thatโ€™s basic. Mermaids? Bruv thatโ€™s half woman half fish. Up top she a sexy, comely ginger with seashells on her Tetas. Waist down? All flipper. Whereโ€™s the Punani? Exactly. Even if a mermaid had a Punani (which she canโ€™t because issa flipper), would she even have a period? How? Do she wear faded, washed 7,000 times, soft-as-silk (๐Ÿ˜) Period panty granny panties over her flipper? Or do she just freeball it bleeding out her sweet, precious, mythical, menstrual magnificence into the ocean with reckless abandon so that if a random scuba diver named Aiden from Newport Beach with floopy blond hair is swimming by and perchance catches a glorious taste, his heart explodes with love and affection and his head pops off his body and his scuba diving companion William is at his funeral just like โ€œI know yโ€™all will never believe me because I used to drop acid when I attended college but my best friend died after inhaling Mermaid Period then his head popped off his body and a shark ate it good night ๐Ÿ˜ข.โ€ Bam. Straight like that. It will be beautifully rich, reddish in color, deliciously fragrant, and invigorating - just like regular Period (But Iโ€™ll call it Mermaid Period because yโ€™all love it when these beverage companies are extra ๐Ÿค—). Coming to your grocery aisle fall 2018. Starbucks, Peetโ€™s and Dark Matter - yโ€™all on notice. Bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So my lil homegirl sent me a link to this coffee made by Dark Matter thatโ€™s called Unicorn Blood. Tried it. Not gon lie, delicious. But Unic...

Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...

Af, Bless Up, and Bruh: My new GPS is doing a great job @DrSmashlove 6- Say Bruh u know what's the best part of company picnics? U get to see people's tattoos ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now some of the younger gals I see y'all flexing some very artsy very sexy ink. But some of these older ladies bruh? I got just one question. At what point did every lady age 35-50 get a upper titty tattoo? When was this a thing? And it be the most RANDOM shit too. Daffy Duck. Just chillin. Faded AF, too. Like Daffy Duck low key look like a malnourished meth addict version of Daffy Duck - his pupils dilated and he look nervous and paranoid AF at all times like he tryina convince u the Feds are giving u brain radiation thru your iPhone - just chillin on Karen's upper titty area. And they be proud AF of their ink too! All they tank tops are cut in a manner that exposes 2-3ds of Daffy Duck - like they leaving the bottom portion of Daffy to the imagination ๐Ÿ˜‚. Shout to Karen and all the secretaries who leave the mind-numbing confines of they office building job to wil TF out at suburban pool parties at above-ground pools where they can show off their circa 1998 Myrtle Beach - Daytona Beach waterfront tattoo parlor ink. Everybody need to express themselves even if it's thru cartoon characters that look like they trying to sell u a TV they just stole FROM YOU ๐Ÿ˜‚. Karen and the rest of y'all, u the real MVPs - bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Bless Up, and Bruh: My new GPS is doing a great job
 @DrSmashlove
 6-
Say Bruh u know what's the best part of company picnics? U get to see people's tattoos ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now some of the younger gals I see y'all flexing some very artsy very sexy ink. But some of these older ladies bruh? I got just one question. At what point did every lady age 35-50 get a upper titty tattoo? When was this a thing? And it be the most RANDOM shit too. Daffy Duck. Just chillin. Faded AF, too. Like Daffy Duck low key look like a malnourished meth addict version of Daffy Duck - his pupils dilated and he look nervous and paranoid AF at all times like he tryina convince u the Feds are giving u brain radiation thru your iPhone - just chillin on Karen's upper titty area. And they be proud AF of their ink too! All they tank tops are cut in a manner that exposes 2-3ds of Daffy Duck - like they leaving the bottom portion of Daffy to the imagination ๐Ÿ˜‚. Shout to Karen and all the secretaries who leave the mind-numbing confines of they office building job to wil TF out at suburban pool parties at above-ground pools where they can show off their circa 1998 Myrtle Beach - Daytona Beach waterfront tattoo parlor ink. Everybody need to express themselves even if it's thru cartoon characters that look like they trying to sell u a TV they just stole FROM YOU ๐Ÿ˜‚. Karen and the rest of y'all, u the real MVPs - bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Say Bruh u know what's the best part of company picnics? U get to see people's tattoos ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now some of the younger gals I see y'all flexing s...

Amazon, Apple, and Bad: did you know? Playing Tetris after a traumatic event can help eliminate bad memories. A study of car wreck survivors found that those who played Tetris in the ER had 62% fewer bad memories than those who just wrote down what happened. Their memories also faded more quickly, so it's believed that Tetris both distracts you from taking pity on yourself, and interferes with the way long-term memories are stored PHOTO: STICKPNG.COM DIDYOUKNOWFACTs.coM Tetris is life. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Tetris game Nintendo awesome ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– Want more Did You Know(s)? โžก๐Ÿ““ Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] โžก๐Ÿ“ฑ Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! ๐Ÿ“http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog ๐Ÿ“http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW
Amazon, Apple, and Bad: did you know?
 Playing Tetris after a traumatic event can
 help eliminate bad memories. A study of
 car wreck survivors found that those who
 played Tetris in the ER had 62% fewer
 bad memories than those who just wrote
 down what happened. Their memories
 also faded more quickly, so it's believed
 that Tetris both distracts you from taking
 pity on yourself, and interferes with the
 way long-term memories are stored
 PHOTO: STICKPNG.COM
 DIDYOUKNOWFACTs.coM
Tetris is life. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Tetris game Nintendo awesome ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– Want more Did You Know(s)? โžก๐Ÿ““ Buy our book on Amazon: [LINK IN BIO] โžก๐Ÿ“ฑ Download our App: http:-apple.co-2i9iX0u โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Get daily text message alerts: http:-Fact-Snacks.com โžก๐Ÿ“ฉ Free email newsletter: http:-DidYouKnowFacts.com-Sign-Up- โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– We post different content across our channels. Follow us so you don't miss out! ๐Ÿ“http:-facebook.com-didyouknowblog ๐Ÿ“http:-twitter.com-didyouknowfacts โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– DYN FACTS TRIVIA TIL DIDYOUKNOW NOWIKNOW

Tetris is life. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Tetris game Nintendo awesome ๐Ÿ“ข Share the knowledge! Tag your friends in the comments. โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– Want more Did You Know(s...

Cute, Facetime, and Memes: HARRY STYLES WILL PERFORM ON THE LATE LATE SHOW FOR FOUR STRAIGHT NIGHTS NEWS We all know Harry Styles loves the Late Late Show with James Corden โ€” heck, he once got the words โ€œlate lateโ€ tattooed on his arm. Now that heโ€™s a bonafide solo star, Hazzaโ€™s infatuation with the talk show hasnโ€™t faded in the slightest. In fact, he loves it so much, heโ€™s about to spend an entire week there. _ The โ€œSign of the Timesโ€ singer will join Corden and Co. for a weeklong residency at the Late Late Show starting on May 15 โ€” as in, the week after his debut solo album drops. According to Variety, heโ€™ll perform a new track from the self-titled LP each night. Heโ€™ll also reportedly join Corden in various segments, which BETTER include Carpool Karaoke (please please please please please!). _ In a teaser video for the one-week guest slot, Styles rings up Corden on FaceTime and asks if he can crash in the studio while heโ€™s in L.A. because it โ€œfeels like home.โ€ Corden agrees, but with a few caveats: no houseguests (wink, wink), and heโ€™ll have to work for his room and board. Then they have an sickeningly cute exchange about whoโ€™s going to hang up first, leaving us wondering if these two could possibly be the British version of Timberlake and Fallon. Guess weโ€™ll find out when they team up next month. _ by Madeline Roth
Cute, Facetime, and Memes: HARRY STYLES WILL PERFORM ON THE LATE
 LATE SHOW FOR FOUR STRAIGHT NIGHTS
 NEWS
We all know Harry Styles loves the Late Late Show with James Corden โ€” heck, he once got the words โ€œlate lateโ€ tattooed on his arm. Now that heโ€™s a bonafide solo star, Hazzaโ€™s infatuation with the talk show hasnโ€™t faded in the slightest. In fact, he loves it so much, heโ€™s about to spend an entire week there. _ The โ€œSign of the Timesโ€ singer will join Corden and Co. for a weeklong residency at the Late Late Show starting on May 15 โ€” as in, the week after his debut solo album drops. According to Variety, heโ€™ll perform a new track from the self-titled LP each night. Heโ€™ll also reportedly join Corden in various segments, which BETTER include Carpool Karaoke (please please please please please!). _ In a teaser video for the one-week guest slot, Styles rings up Corden on FaceTime and asks if he can crash in the studio while heโ€™s in L.A. because it โ€œfeels like home.โ€ Corden agrees, but with a few caveats: no houseguests (wink, wink), and heโ€™ll have to work for his room and board. Then they have an sickeningly cute exchange about whoโ€™s going to hang up first, leaving us wondering if these two could possibly be the British version of Timberlake and Fallon. Guess weโ€™ll find out when they team up next month. _ by Madeline Roth

We all know Harry Styles loves the Late Late Show with James Corden โ€” heck, he once got the words โ€œlate lateโ€ tattooed on his arm. Now that ...