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Fall Asleep: babyanimalgifs: Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Fall Asleep: babyanimalgifs:

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Fall Asleep: babyanimalgifs:

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

babyanimalgifs: Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Fall Asleep: “This cute birb trusts it’s owner enough to fall asleep in their hand”(Source)

Fall Asleep: “This cute birb trusts it’s owner enough to fall asleep in their hand”(Source)

Fall Asleep: “This cute birb trusts it’s owner enough to fall asleep in their hand”(Source)

“This cute birb trusts it’s owner enough to fall asleep in their hand”(Source)

Fall Asleep: Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Fall Asleep: Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Fall Asleep: Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby(Source)

Fall Asleep: coelasquid: skylorde: livinmokotory: adhdalistair: penisennui: (via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’ I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off. A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.” Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.” i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

Fall Asleep: coelasquid:
skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

Fall Asleep: coelasquid:
skylorde:

livinmokotory:

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

coelasquid: skylorde: livinmokotory: adhdalistair: penisennui: (via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams +...

Fall Asleep: Yeah can we just fall asleep and wake up when all of this is over? #Memes #Dank #Quarantine

Fall Asleep: Yeah can we just fall asleep and wake up when all of this is over? #Memes #Dank #Quarantine

Fall Asleep: Yeah can we just fall asleep and wake up when all of this is over? #Memes #Dank #Quarantine

Yeah can we just fall asleep and wake up when all of this is over? #Memes #Dank #Quarantine

Fall Asleep: My sleep paralysis demon waiting for me to stop looking at memes and fall asleep Fuckers always on that phone Sorry demon

Fall Asleep: My sleep paralysis demon waiting for me
to stop looking at memes and fall asleep
Fuckers always
on that phone
Sorry demon

Fall Asleep: My sleep paralysis demon waiting for me
to stop looking at memes and fall asleep
Fuckers always
on that phone
Sorry demon

Sorry demon

Fall Asleep: Khalid Johnson @Khalid77Johnson You know what the real magic is? When you used to fall asleep on your parents' bed as a kid and then wake up on your own. Man, that was the real shit. Real Magic

Fall Asleep: Khalid Johnson
@Khalid77Johnson
You know what the real magic is?
When you used to fall asleep on your
parents' bed as a kid and then wake
up on your own.
Man, that was the real shit.

Real Magic

Fall Asleep: Khalid Johnson
@Khalid77Johnson
You know what the real magic is?
When you used to fall asleep on your
parents' bed as a kid and then wake
up on your own.
Man, that was the real shit.

Real Magic

Real Magic

Fall Asleep: jomny sun O @jonnysun start ur year off right. on dec 31 at 9:15pm get under ur covers and fall asleep. midnight will pass as u are deep in a peaceful slumber, and ur first encounter with the new year will be waking up, well-rested, to a morning basked in sunlight and a day thats yours for the taking gyplet no i am going to do coke Best way to start the decade!

Fall Asleep: jomny sun O
@jonnysun
start ur year off right. on dec 31 at
9:15pm get under ur covers and fall
asleep. midnight will pass as u are
deep in a peaceful slumber, and ur first
encounter with the new year will be
waking up, well-rested, to a morning
basked in sunlight and a day thats
yours for the taking
gyplet
no i am going to do coke
Best way to start the decade!

Fall Asleep: jomny sun O
@jonnysun
start ur year off right. on dec 31 at
9:15pm get under ur covers and fall
asleep. midnight will pass as u are
deep in a peaceful slumber, and ur first
encounter with the new year will be
waking up, well-rested, to a morning
basked in sunlight and a day thats
yours for the taking
gyplet
no i am going to do coke
Best way to start the decade!

Best way to start the decade!

Fall Asleep: When We Cuddle, I hope you dont mind if I, • wrap my legs around yours • lay my head above your heart • run my hands through your hair • play footsie with you • put my hand on your tummy • play with yours hands • give you fishy kisses • talk about my day • sing you a song • fall asleep in your arms eacrificevou tnsaten https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
• wrap my legs around yours
• lay my head above your heart
• run my hands through your hair
• play footsie with you
• put my hand on your tummy
• play with yours hands
• give you fishy kisses
• talk about my day
• sing you a song
• fall asleep in your arms
eacrificevou tnsaten
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
• wrap my legs around yours
• lay my head above your heart
• run my hands through your hair
• play footsie with you
• put my hand on your tummy
• play with yours hands
• give you fishy kisses
• talk about my day
• sing you a song
• fall asleep in your arms
eacrificevou tnsaten
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: My brain when I fall asleep on the toilet ANDREW! WAKE UP! THIS SHIT ISNT OVER Doo doo nugget

Fall Asleep: My brain when I fall
asleep on the toilet
ANDREW!
WAKE UP!
THIS SHIT
ISNT OVER
Doo doo nugget

Fall Asleep: My brain when I fall
asleep on the toilet
ANDREW!
WAKE UP!
THIS SHIT
ISNT OVER
Doo doo nugget

Doo doo nugget

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared. And when I dream, I'll dream of you. Because it's about you, it's always about you." https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall
asleep. The words you said, the way
you looked. The things we laughed
about, the silent moments we shared.
And when I dream, I'll dream of you.
Because it's about you, it's always
about you."
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall
asleep. The words you said, the way
you looked. The things we laughed
about, the silent moments we shared.
And when I dream, I'll dream of you.
Because it's about you, it's always
about you."
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared. And when I dream, I'll dream of you. Because it's about you, it's always about you." https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall
asleep. The words you said, the way
you looked. The things we laughed
about, the silent moments we shared.
And when I dream, I'll dream of you.
Because it's about you, it's always
about you."
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall
asleep. The words you said, the way
you looked. The things we laughed
about, the silent moments we shared.
And when I dream, I'll dream of you.
Because it's about you, it's always
about you."
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: i'm still awake. you're in my head. i think of your eyes. i smile. i try to sleep again. you're still in my head. get out of my head. i still can't sleep. i think of your lips. i'm tired. 1:00 am 1:01 am 1:02 am 1:03 am 1:04 am 1: 20 am 1:30 am 1:40 am 2:00 am 3:00 am 4:00 am you. you. you. you're still in my head. you're in my heart. i finally fall asleep. i get ready for school. 5:00 am 6:00 am 7:00 am 8:00 am https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: i'm still awake.
you're in my head.
i think of your eyes.
i smile.
i try to sleep again.
you're still in my head.
get out of my head.
i still can't sleep.
i think of your lips.
i'm tired.
1:00 am
1:01 am
1:02 am
1:03 am
1:04 am
1: 20 am
1:30 am
1:40 am
2:00 am
3:00 am
4:00 am
you. you. you.
you're still in my head.
you're in my heart.
i finally fall asleep.
i get ready for school.
5:00 am
6:00 am
7:00 am
8:00 am
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: i'm still awake.
you're in my head.
i think of your eyes.
i smile.
i try to sleep again.
you're still in my head.
get out of my head.
i still can't sleep.
i think of your lips.
i'm tired.
1:00 am
1:01 am
1:02 am
1:03 am
1:04 am
1: 20 am
1:30 am
1:40 am
2:00 am
3:00 am
4:00 am
you. you. you.
you're still in my head.
you're in my heart.
i finally fall asleep.
i get ready for school.
5:00 am
6:00 am
7:00 am
8:00 am
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: The first guy to fall asleep on a flight to australia was probably like

Fall Asleep: The first guy to fall asleep on a flight to australia
was probably like

Fall Asleep: The first guy to fall asleep on a flight to australia
was probably like

Fall Asleep: HERE You ARE STILL You ARE STILL Yov ARE STILL HAPPY SMILING AND LAUGHING concert-bruises: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you, and hang them in my room…

Fall Asleep: HERE
You ARE STILL
You ARE STILL
Yov ARE STILL
HAPPY
SMILING AND
LAUGHING
concert-bruises:

Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you, and hang them in my room…

Fall Asleep: HERE
You ARE STILL
You ARE STILL
Yov ARE STILL
HAPPY
SMILING AND
LAUGHING
concert-bruises:

Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you, and hang them in my room…

concert-bruises: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you, and hang them in my room…

Fall Asleep: just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying. and even though she acts like nothing's wrong. maybe she's just realy good at lying. https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: just because she comes off strong,
doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying.
and even though she acts like nothing's wrong.
maybe she's just realy good at lying.
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: just because she comes off strong,
doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying.
and even though she acts like nothing's wrong.
maybe she's just realy good at lying.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bedi and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bedi
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bedi
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: 8 year old me pretending to fall asleep in the car so my mom will carry me inside and tuck me in, in my bed. Thanks mom

Fall Asleep: 8 year old me pretending to fall asleep
in the car so my mom will carry me inside
and tuck me in, in my bed.
Thanks mom

Fall Asleep: 8 year old me pretending to fall asleep
in the car so my mom will carry me inside
and tuck me in, in my bed.
Thanks mom

Thanks mom

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Sometimes
all you can do is lie in bed
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Sometimes
all you can do is lie in bed
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: 8 year old me pretending to fall asleep in the car so my mom will carry me inside and tuck me in, in my bed. https://t.co/5Q0JY7tuww

Fall Asleep: 8 year old me pretending to fall asleep
in the car so my mom will carry me inside
and tuck me in, in my bed.
https://t.co/5Q0JY7tuww

Fall Asleep: 8 year old me pretending to fall asleep
in the car so my mom will carry me inside
and tuck me in, in my bed.
https://t.co/5Q0JY7tuww

https://t.co/5Q0JY7tuww

Fall Asleep: i wanna burry my face in someone's chest right now til i fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later to find i'm still in their arms

Fall Asleep: i wanna burry my face in someone's
chest right now til i fall asleep and
wake up 4 hours later to find i'm still
in their arms

Fall Asleep: i wanna burry my face in someone's
chest right now til i fall asleep and
wake up 4 hours later to find i'm still
in their arms

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall asleep. The words you said, the way you looked. The things we laughed about, the silent moments we shared And when I dream, I'll dream of you. Because it's about you, it's always about you." https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall
asleep. The words you said, the way
you looked. The things we laughed
about, the silent moments we shared
And when I dream, I'll dream of you.
Because it's about you, it's always
about you."
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: "I always think of you before I fall
asleep. The words you said, the way
you looked. The things we laughed
about, the silent moments we shared
And when I dream, I'll dream of you.
Because it's about you, it's always
about you."
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall Asleep: When we all fall asleep where do we go?

Fall Asleep: When we all fall asleep
where do we go?

Fall Asleep: When we all fall asleep
where do we go?

Fall Asleep: mamoru every time I take a shit my legs fall asleep and I feel hell sucking my soul out through my ankles mamoru and every time we kiss i swear i can fly ewasewhead

Fall Asleep: mamoru
every time I take a shit my legs fall
asleep and I feel hell sucking my soul out
through my ankles
mamoru
and every time we kiss i swear i can fly
ewasewhead

Fall Asleep: mamoru
every time I take a shit my legs fall
asleep and I feel hell sucking my soul out
through my ankles
mamoru
and every time we kiss i swear i can fly
ewasewhead

Fall Asleep: When you nut on your own belly and fall asleep before washing it off OHarleyPlays Me_IRL by Damnation_YT MORE MEMES

Fall Asleep: When you nut on your
own belly and fall asleep
before washing it off
OHarleyPlays
Me_IRL by Damnation_YT
MORE MEMES

Fall Asleep: When you nut on your
own belly and fall asleep
before washing it off
OHarleyPlays
Me_IRL by Damnation_YT
MORE MEMES

Me_IRL by Damnation_YT MORE MEMES

Fall Asleep: When you nut on your own belly and fall asleep before washing it off OHarleyPlays Me_IRL

Fall Asleep: When you nut on your
own belly and fall asleep
before washing it off
OHarleyPlays
Me_IRL

Fall Asleep: When you nut on your
own belly and fall asleep
before washing it off
OHarleyPlays
Me_IRL

Me_IRL

Fall Asleep: T55% 3:06 Varsha Today 2:38 PM Hi Varsha! Do me a favor, send me one noun and I'm gonna try to create a pick up line with it Lmao Ummm Movie ahem* Hey girl, I'd take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks Sorry thats terrible Imao Lmao Very predictable one I know I'm better than that Let me try again Hey babe, are you a movie? CauseI wanna fall asleep before you finish НАНАННААННА Type a message... GIF II tinderventure: Got her lol

Fall Asleep: T55%
3:06
Varsha
Today 2:38 PM
Hi Varsha! Do me a favor, send me one
noun and I'm gonna try to create a pick
up line with it
Lmao
Ummm
Movie
ahem*
Hey girl, I'd take you to the movies but
they don't allow snacks
Sorry thats terrible Imao
Lmao
Very predictable one
I know I'm better than that
Let me try again
Hey babe, are you a movie? CauseI
wanna fall asleep before you finish
НАНАННААННА
Type a message...
GIF
II
tinderventure:

Got her lol

Fall Asleep: T55%
3:06
Varsha
Today 2:38 PM
Hi Varsha! Do me a favor, send me one
noun and I'm gonna try to create a pick
up line with it
Lmao
Ummm
Movie
ahem*
Hey girl, I'd take you to the movies but
they don't allow snacks
Sorry thats terrible Imao
Lmao
Very predictable one
I know I'm better than that
Let me try again
Hey babe, are you a movie? CauseI
wanna fall asleep before you finish
НАНАННААННА
Type a message...
GIF
II
tinderventure:

Got her lol

tinderventure: Got her lol

Fall Asleep: YouTube recommendations here's a 45 min documentary on the fall of the Soviet Union me, trying to fall asleep at 2:38am Yeah, I've got time .

Fall Asleep: YouTube recommendations here's a 45 min
documentary on the fall of the Soviet Union
me, trying to fall asleep at 2:38am
Yeah, I've got time
.

Fall Asleep: YouTube recommendations here's a 45 min
documentary on the fall of the Soviet Union
me, trying to fall asleep at 2:38am
Yeah, I've got time
.

.

Fall Asleep: Sometimes, all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart."

Fall Asleep: Sometimes,
all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope
to fall asleep
before
you fall apart."

Fall Asleep: Sometimes,
all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope
to fall asleep
before
you fall apart."

Fall Asleep: she actually fell asleep. PEFt re-unknown: I should be doing my homework This was an abandoned idea I had.Marinette tends to fall asleep a lot.

Fall Asleep: she actually
fell asleep.
PEFt
re-unknown:

I should be doing my homework This was an abandoned idea I had.Marinette tends to fall asleep a lot.

Fall Asleep: she actually
fell asleep.
PEFt
re-unknown:

I should be doing my homework This was an abandoned idea I had.Marinette tends to fall asleep a lot.

re-unknown: I should be doing my homework This was an abandoned idea I had.Marinette tends to fall asleep a lot.

Fall Asleep: girls after the orgasm: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms : boys after they orgasm: Thave achieved post-nut clarity The ultimate enlightenment

Fall Asleep: girls after the orgasm:
After an orgasm, I like
to kiss and cuddle, then
fall asleep in each
others arms :
boys after they orgasm:
Thave achieved post-nut clarity
The ultimate enlightenment

Fall Asleep: girls after the orgasm:
After an orgasm, I like
to kiss and cuddle, then
fall asleep in each
others arms :
boys after they orgasm:
Thave achieved post-nut clarity
The ultimate enlightenment

The ultimate enlightenment

Fall Asleep: when you can't fall asleep and you know you have to get up in 6 hours THIS IS FINE This is fine

Fall Asleep: when you can't fall asleep and you know
you have to get up in 6 hours
THIS IS FINE
This is fine

Fall Asleep: when you can't fall asleep and you know
you have to get up in 6 hours
THIS IS FINE
This is fine

This is fine

Fall Asleep: When you cant fall asleep so you lay there thinking about sleep PEOS Its the effort that counts

Fall Asleep: When you cant fall asleep so you
lay there thinking about sleep
PEOS
Its the effort that counts

Fall Asleep: When you cant fall asleep so you
lay there thinking about sleep
PEOS
Its the effort that counts

Its the effort that counts

Fall Asleep: Julia Wertz @Julia_Wertz oh fuck me I just learned that field mice crawl inside tulips to pig out on pollen and then they overdo it and fall asleep inside the flower and I can't even. Look at his face close up pollen is nature's Dorito dust .

Fall Asleep: Julia Wertz
@Julia_Wertz
oh fuck me I just learned that field
mice crawl inside tulips to pig out on
pollen and then they overdo it and fall
asleep inside the flower and I can't
even. Look at his face close up
pollen is nature's Dorito dust
.

Fall Asleep: Julia Wertz
@Julia_Wertz
oh fuck me I just learned that field
mice crawl inside tulips to pig out on
pollen and then they overdo it and fall
asleep inside the flower and I can't
even. Look at his face close up
pollen is nature's Dorito dust
.

.

Fall Asleep: Lol yeah YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/20/19 I am her 8 year old son and I am look big for a date for her because I need a dad and when I read ur bio I was like "is this me from the future?" Hi this is not And how are you doing Lol feeling a bit ris ky as I am sitting next to he sleeping (my mom) and using tinder I feel like this is a kinda mission impossible thing ya know? cause I play a heck ton of video games too and I think you would be he perfect father. Addicted to video games already? My kinda fella I sure do but I don't think you should be using her phone and messaging random strangers at your age like that. Plenty of weirdos out there that you shouldn't be talking too. Lol yeah And how are you doing Well u are right but technically I'm not using her phone I'm using her ipad Lol feeling a bit risky as I am sitting next to he sleeping Ashley brown (my mom) and using tinder I feel like this is a kinda mission I'll take ur advice though impossible thing ya know? Might talk to my mom bout u in he morning but bye for now! I sure do but I don't think you should be using her phone and Sent massaaina random etranners at Send Send Type a message Type a message GIF GIF This is what happens when I let the kid use the iPad and then fall asleep 🤦‍♀️ Thanks, random Tinder dude, for not being an asshole. I think I’m too mortified to message him back

Fall Asleep: Lol yeah
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 9/20/19
I am her 8
year old son and I am look big for
a date for her because I need a
dad and when I read ur bio I was
like "is this me from the future?"
Hi this is not
And how are you doing
Lol feeling a bit ris ky as I am
sitting next to he sleeping
(my mom) and using tinder
I feel like this is a kinda mission
impossible thing ya know?
cause I play a heck ton of video
games too and I think you would
be he perfect father.
Addicted to video games already?
My kinda fella
I sure do but I don't think you
should be using her phone and
messaging random strangers at
your age like that. Plenty of
weirdos out there that you
shouldn't be talking too.
Lol yeah
And how are you doing
Well u are right but technically I'm
not using her phone I'm using
her ipad
Lol feeling a bit risky as I am
sitting next to he sleeping Ashley
brown (my mom) and using tinder
I feel like this is a kinda mission
I'll take ur advice though
impossible thing ya know?
Might talk to my mom bout u in he
morning but bye for now!
I sure do but I don't think you
should be using her phone and
Sent
massaaina random etranners at
Send
Send
Type a message
Type a message
GIF
GIF
This is what happens when I let the kid use the iPad and then fall asleep 🤦‍♀️ Thanks, random Tinder dude, for not being an asshole. I think I’m too mortified to message him back

Fall Asleep: Lol yeah
YOU MATCHED WITH
ON 9/20/19
I am her 8
year old son and I am look big for
a date for her because I need a
dad and when I read ur bio I was
like "is this me from the future?"
Hi this is not
And how are you doing
Lol feeling a bit ris ky as I am
sitting next to he sleeping
(my mom) and using tinder
I feel like this is a kinda mission
impossible thing ya know?
cause I play a heck ton of video
games too and I think you would
be he perfect father.
Addicted to video games already?
My kinda fella
I sure do but I don't think you
should be using her phone and
messaging random strangers at
your age like that. Plenty of
weirdos out there that you
shouldn't be talking too.
Lol yeah
And how are you doing
Well u are right but technically I'm
not using her phone I'm using
her ipad
Lol feeling a bit risky as I am
sitting next to he sleeping Ashley
brown (my mom) and using tinder
I feel like this is a kinda mission
I'll take ur advice though
impossible thing ya know?
Might talk to my mom bout u in he
morning but bye for now!
I sure do but I don't think you
should be using her phone and
Sent
massaaina random etranners at
Send
Send
Type a message
Type a message
GIF
GIF
This is what happens when I let the kid use the iPad and then fall asleep 🤦‍♀️ Thanks, random Tinder dude, for not being an asshole. I think I’m too mortified to message him back

This is what happens when I let the kid use the iPad and then fall asleep 🤦‍♀️ Thanks, random Tinder dude, for not being an asshole. I th...

Fall Asleep: GooD NIGH T May you fall asleep in the arms of a dream so beautiful, you'll cry when you awake. Michael Faudet

Fall Asleep: GooD NIGH T
May you fall asleep in the arms of a dream
so beautiful,
you'll cry when you awake.
Michael Faudet

Fall Asleep: GooD NIGH T
May you fall asleep in the arms of a dream
so beautiful,
you'll cry when you awake.
Michael Faudet

Fall Asleep: bbeony540 When you're cuddled up to someone you will unconsciously sync your heartbeat and breathing. My wife knows this and revealed to me the other day that if she can tell that I'm a bit stressed or too hyper to fall asleep she will match my faster breathing then gradually slow her breathing so that I will match her and calm down. Reply 490 DukeMaximum 1h o That's really deep. t140 awesomacious: Wholesome 💯

Fall Asleep: bbeony540
When you're cuddled up to someone you will
unconsciously sync your heartbeat and
breathing.
My wife knows this and revealed to me the
other day that if she can tell that I'm a bit
stressed or too hyper to fall asleep she will
match my faster breathing then gradually slow
her breathing so that I will match her and calm
down.
Reply
490
DukeMaximum 1h o
That's really deep.
t140
awesomacious:

Wholesome 💯

Fall Asleep: bbeony540
When you're cuddled up to someone you will
unconsciously sync your heartbeat and
breathing.
My wife knows this and revealed to me the
other day that if she can tell that I'm a bit
stressed or too hyper to fall asleep she will
match my faster breathing then gradually slow
her breathing so that I will match her and calm
down.
Reply
490
DukeMaximum 1h o
That's really deep.
t140
awesomacious:

Wholesome 💯

awesomacious: Wholesome 💯

Fall Asleep: "There's so much more to life than finding someone who will want you or being sad over someone who doesn't. There's a lot of wonderful time to be spent discovering yourself without hoping someone will fall in love with you along the way, and it doesn't need to be painful or empty. You need to fill yourself up with love. Not anyone else. Become a whole being on your own. Go on adventures, fall asleep in the woods with friends, wander around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop on your own, write on bathroom stalls, leave notes in library books, dress up for yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all things with love, but don't romanticize life like you can't survive without it. Live for yourself and be happy on your own. It isn't any less beautiful, I promise." -Emery Allen RELATIONSHIP RILES

Fall Asleep: "There's so much more to life than
finding someone who will want you
or being sad over someone who doesn't.
There's a lot of wonderful time to be
spent discovering yourself without hoping
someone will fall in love with you along
the way, and it doesn't need to be painful
or empty. You need to fill yourself up with
love. Not anyone else. Become a whole
being on your own. Go on adventures, fall
asleep in the woods with friends, wander
around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop
on your own, write on bathroom stalls,
leave notes in library books, dress up for
yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all
things with love, but don't romanticize life
like you can't survive without it. Live for
yourself and be happy on your own.
It isn't any less beautiful, I promise."
-Emery Allen
RELATIONSHIP
RILES

Fall Asleep: "There's so much more to life than
finding someone who will want you
or being sad over someone who doesn't.
There's a lot of wonderful time to be
spent discovering yourself without hoping
someone will fall in love with you along
the way, and it doesn't need to be painful
or empty. You need to fill yourself up with
love. Not anyone else. Become a whole
being on your own. Go on adventures, fall
asleep in the woods with friends, wander
around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop
on your own, write on bathroom stalls,
leave notes in library books, dress up for
yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all
things with love, but don't romanticize life
like you can't survive without it. Live for
yourself and be happy on your own.
It isn't any less beautiful, I promise."
-Emery Allen
RELATIONSHIP
RILES

Fall Asleep: Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally?

Fall Asleep: Why is it so much easier
to fall asleep on the
couch unintentionally
than to fall asleep in bed
intentionally?

Fall Asleep: Why is it so much easier
to fall asleep on the
couch unintentionally
than to fall asleep in bed
intentionally?

Fall Asleep: gymmemesofficial Every night I'm like "I have exactly 5 hours, 32 mins, 53 seconds of sleep...if I fall asleep in 2 mins M(1)=T hc www. 12 + 12 12 39874365-4472 (t.) > Every night.

Fall Asleep: gymmemesofficial
Every night I'm like "I have
exactly 5 hours, 32 mins, 53
seconds of sleep...if I fall
asleep in 2 mins
M(1)=T
hc
www.
12
+
12
12
39874365-4472
(t.) >
Every night.

Fall Asleep: gymmemesofficial
Every night I'm like "I have
exactly 5 hours, 32 mins, 53
seconds of sleep...if I fall
asleep in 2 mins
M(1)=T
hc
www.
12
+
12
12
39874365-4472
(t.) >
Every night.

Every night.

Fall Asleep: The first dude to fall asleep must have been like

Fall Asleep: The first dude to fall asleep
must have been like

Fall Asleep: The first dude to fall asleep
must have been like

Fall Asleep: The first guy to fall asleep on a flight to australia was probably like 180° flip = content by kwlzyr MORE MEMES

Fall Asleep: The first guy to fall asleep on a flight to australia
was probably like
180° flip = content by kwlzyr
MORE MEMES

Fall Asleep: The first guy to fall asleep on a flight to australia
was probably like
180° flip = content by kwlzyr
MORE MEMES

180° flip = content by kwlzyr MORE MEMES

Fall Asleep: I just wanna lay next to you And listen to the beat of your heart I just wanna close my eyes And fall asleep in your arms I just wanna feel you And just forget the world

Fall Asleep: I just wanna lay next to you
And listen to the beat of your heart
I just wanna close my eyes
And fall asleep in your arms
I just wanna feel you
And just forget the world

Fall Asleep: I just wanna lay next to you
And listen to the beat of your heart
I just wanna close my eyes
And fall asleep in your arms
I just wanna feel you
And just forget the world

Fall Asleep: FB/MommyNeedsVodka don't always go to bed at 10pm. FB/MommyNeedsVodka but when do, I fall asleep at 3am

Fall Asleep: FB/MommyNeedsVodka
don't always go to bed at
10pm.
FB/MommyNeedsVodka
but when do, I fall asleep
at 3am

Fall Asleep: FB/MommyNeedsVodka
don't always go to bed at
10pm.
FB/MommyNeedsVodka
but when do, I fall asleep
at 3am

Fall Asleep: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories

Fall Asleep: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories

Fall Asleep: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories

positive-memes:Bed time stories

Fall Asleep: Someone will come along. Someone who understands that you get jealous and anxious. Someone who knows the fears you have rooted deep in your past and holds you when you're feeling scared. Someone who can't dance, but dances with you anyway. They can't sing, but they'll sing to you anyway. They'll love any gift you give, even when it's the wrong size and they'll love anything you cook for them, even when it's burnt. They'll make you laugh until you cry, and know exactly what to say to make you smile. They'll leave you feeling helplessly unapologetically happy as you fall asleep at night. You'll wonder how you ever got so lucky. Just be patient. Someone will come along."

Fall Asleep: Someone will come along. Someone who
understands that you get jealous and anxious.
Someone who knows the fears you have rooted
deep in your past and holds you when you're
feeling scared. Someone who can't dance, but
dances with you anyway. They can't sing, but
they'll sing to you anyway. They'll love any gift
you give, even when it's the wrong size and they'll
love anything you cook for them, even when it's
burnt. They'll make you laugh until you cry, and
know exactly what to say to make you smile.
They'll leave you feeling helplessly
unapologetically happy as you fall asleep at night.
You'll wonder how you ever got so lucky. Just be
patient. Someone will come along."

Fall Asleep: Someone will come along. Someone who
understands that you get jealous and anxious.
Someone who knows the fears you have rooted
deep in your past and holds you when you're
feeling scared. Someone who can't dance, but
dances with you anyway. They can't sing, but
they'll sing to you anyway. They'll love any gift
you give, even when it's the wrong size and they'll
love anything you cook for them, even when it's
burnt. They'll make you laugh until you cry, and
know exactly what to say to make you smile.
They'll leave you feeling helplessly
unapologetically happy as you fall asleep at night.
You'll wonder how you ever got so lucky. Just be
patient. Someone will come along."

Fall Asleep: This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn't like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each 20+ Funny Animal Memes that will Make Your Day! - Lovely Animals World

Fall Asleep: This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn't
like car rides so Luna comforts her
until they both fall asleep. H*ckin
heartwarming. 13/10 for each
20+ Funny Animal Memes that will Make Your Day! - Lovely Animals World

Fall Asleep: This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn't
like car rides so Luna comforts her
until they both fall asleep. H*ckin
heartwarming. 13/10 for each
20+ Funny Animal Memes that will Make Your Day! - Lovely Animals World

20+ Funny Animal Memes that will Make Your Day! - Lovely Animals World

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall Asleep: Some nights I fall asleep with my heart racing with my love for you and other nights I fall asleep with my heart breaking because I know you don't feel the same." love me back? (via idk-idc-Imao)

Fall Asleep: Some nights I fall asleep with my
heart racing with my love for you
and other nights I fall asleep with
my heart breaking because I
know you don't feel the same."
love me back? (via idk-idc-Imao)

Fall Asleep: Some nights I fall asleep with my
heart racing with my love for you
and other nights I fall asleep with
my heart breaking because I
know you don't feel the same."
love me back? (via idk-idc-Imao)

Fall Asleep: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them. NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep? Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg? Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister

Fall Asleep: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them.
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister

Fall Asleep: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them.
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister