🔥 25+ Best Memes About Falling Over

Falling Over: “He came up with a plan to get unstuck, but in the end falling over was what worked” (via)

“He came up with a plan to get unstuck, but in the end falling over was what worked” (via)

Falling Over: what happened? I drank falling over juice oof owchie I fell over

oof owchie I fell over

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 8/19/18, 10:16 AM My dream job

My dream job

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 8/19/18, 10:16 AM

Falling Over: LAD BIBLE Kadirl, Turkey This man tried to stop an umbrella from falling over in strong winds, only to be blown away off his feet. Gone with the wind... 😂💨

This man tried to stop an umbrella from falling over in strong winds, only to be blown away off his feet. Gone with the wind... 😂💨

Falling Over: cats you pet on the street might bite you but it's worth it zazzlepoetry: soup-medic: zazzlepoetry: soup-medic: zazzlepoetry: buy here okay but PSA about rabies: not all rabies victims will be foaming at the mouth.rabies isn't gonna be super obvious to those who don't know what to look forthere is only one documented case of someone recovering from rabiesTELL TALE SYMPTOMS: cat does not act aggressive but attempts to bite with no warningcat is off balance and falling over oftencat is spinning in circles for no reason and /or has no sense of directionincreased vocalizationparalysisand seizures buy here i just wante d people to b safe cus i love and care about people and you mock me like this buy here

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Falling Over: This device helps people walk without falling over UNILAD This walker will change the lives of THOUSANDS of people 👏

This walker will change the lives of THOUSANDS of people 👏

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day They had us in the first half not gonna lie

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day Penguin pick ups.

Penguin pick ups.

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day Okay I know I say this a lot but @MEMEZAR is seriously my favorite page rn 😭❤

Okay I know I say this a lot but @MEMEZAR is seriously my favorite page rn 😭❤

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job isa penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day THIS IS MY NEW DREAM JOB

THIS IS MY NEW DREAM JOB

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 8/19/18, 10:16 AM Penguin Erector

Penguin Erector

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 😂Legendary

😂Legendary

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job IS a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 8/19/18, 10:16 AM Where do I get this job (tag a friend)

Where do I get this job (tag a friend)

Falling Over: Lmaomyynigga SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picing them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 😩

😩

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day Dream jobs do exist.

Dream jobs do exist.

Falling Over: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day @shalaylaazshop

@shalaylaazshop

Falling Over: berlynn-wohl Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn't enough for her, she was like "I'm gonna overthrow the government, bitches." And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they're about to do The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as "Hold my beer and watch this," usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over. legolokiismighty i was already reblogging, but R2-D2 made me laugh so hard. Source: berlynn-wohl

Falling Over: We detected signs of Luigi in this galaxy hamigakimomo what are the signs of luigi dragondicks signs of luigi: biscuit crumbs everywhere distant sobbing sounds sound of someone falling over in another room Signs of Luigi

Signs of Luigi

Falling Over: Playtime is OVER If you think kids falling over is hilarious you need to follow our page @kidsdoingthings

If you think kids falling over is hilarious you need to follow our page @kidsdoingthings

Falling Over: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>: <blockquote><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>: <blockquote>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</blockquote> Um wat </blockquote> turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side. po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. scandals galore in that damn superdome. </blockquote> A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here. <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: “Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a baby.You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age. The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. And again, the BBC has stated that the Teletubbies are babies, not sexual beings at all. Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them… </blockquote> I think I’m having an aneurism. </blockquote> This post is canceled. Everyone go home.

$Falling Over: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>: <blockquote><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>: <blockquote>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</blockquote> Um wat </blockquote> turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side. po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. scandals galore in that damn superdome. </blockquote> A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here. <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: “Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a baby.You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age. The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. And again, the BBC has stated that the Teletubbies are babies, not sexual beings at all. Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them… </blockquote> I think I’m having an aneurism. </blockquote> This post is canceled. Everyone go home.$

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Falling Over: Bri Anna 8 Dec at 17:39 Can i ask y'all some serious questions? Why yall be saying y all want a man that cooks and cleans but you won't buy your son a play kitchen and play broom? Why you want boys to understand girls bodies and the power of "no" but you don't let them play with dolls? Why y all be spending all yo paycheck on Ralph Lauren, Tom Ford, and Michael Kores but won't buy your son a sewing machine? Why y'all be out here falling over yourself at Chris Browns' tired dance moves but vo son can't be in dance class? You spend so much energy making sure your sons don't "grow up gay" (whatever that means) brunhiddensmusings: freesiriusblack: afrosamurigh: teaching or sons not to be women instead of how to be men Let’s try this, let your child be WHAT THEY FUCKING WANT TO BE! This girl deserves a slow clap.

brunhiddensmusings: freesiriusblack: afrosamurigh: teaching or sons not to be women instead of how to be men Let’s try this, let your...

Falling Over: FOX NFL PANTHERS 19 SAINTS 24 4th 8:46 3rd & 17 When you somehow make it inside Taco Bell at 1:45 am without falling over and then try to order: https://t.co/nkonhDtEgq

When you somehow make it inside Taco Bell at 1:45 am without falling over and then try to order: https://t.co/nkonhDtEgq

Falling Over: My cat fell over for absolutely no reason this morning

My cat fell over for absolutely no reason this morning

Falling Over: cats you pet on the street might bite you but it's worth it zazzlepoetry: soup-medic: zazzlepoetry: soup-medic: zazzlepoetry: buy here okay but PSA about rabies: not all rabies victims will be foaming at the mouth.rabies isn't gonna be super obvious to those who don't know what to look forthere is only one documented case of someone recovering from rabiesTELL TALE SYMPTOMS: cat does not act aggressive but attempts to bite with no warningcat is off balance and falling over oftencat is spinning in circles for no reason and /or has no sense of directionincreased vocalizationparalysisand seizures buy here i just wante d people to b safe cus i love and care about people and you mock me like this buy here

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Falling Over: What is your most ombarassing momonts over Hitting mysalfin the faco with abaskotbal I'vo Fotleageind fonie rooailenonm. Falling over on National Tv 've got explanatlons for all of them ut noone wants tollsten HAHAHAHA OMG

HAHAHAHA OMG

Falling Over: "So I put boots on my dog for the first time and she can't stop falling over" poor baby 😭😭 https://t.co/oOz7Sg7ea2

"So I put boots on my dog for the first time and she can't stop falling over" poor baby 😭😭 https://t.co/oOz7Sg7ea2

Falling Over: Have Sex in an Airplane Bathroom Give yourspecial lady a bumpy ride at 35,0oo feet. lae Bathroom Lavator Have your girfriend go to the rest room Sit on the (closed!) toilet seat and have Exit together, pre- 3 tending one of you first, wait five minutes and then, if there's no line, top of you. That way if sneak in after her. People there's turbulence, you're will be knocking on the door soon enough, so be accidentally turn the prepared for a quickie. You sink on with your ass can handle that, right? sex with her sitting on is sick. If accused, deny everything and claim you were just being a helpful partner (which you were Return to your seat, get a cocktail, and take in an episode of According to Jim. Hilarious! less likely to fall over or Wanna try this at least once

Wanna try this at least once

Falling Over: all the drama free females probably at home, in their room, probably eating or watching Netflix Yuuuupp 🙌😎 a bowl of fruit, watching Benjamin Button and a couple of spliffs. And it'll be like this until Daddy can join me and bless me with his presence 😍 s-o to all my drama free women chillin at home on a Fri-yay night not out there getting drunk, falling over and peeing in alleyways 😂😣😭 WeWinning 🙌🙌 DramaFree RatchetFree FuckboyFree WaitingForDaddy Daddy DLG Love Sex Magic Royalty King Queen FadedInShadesOfPurple KushAndKupcake RogerThat ARabbit

Yuuuupp 🙌😎 a bowl of fruit, watching Benjamin Button and a couple of spliffs. And it'll be like this until Daddy can join me and bless me...

Falling Over: sassy-pineapple: awesomephilia: And that's how I got a concussion IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD A giant bottle😂 https://t.co/BbwfArTDXp

A giant bottle😂 https://t.co/BbwfArTDXp

Falling Over: sassy-pineapple: awesomephilia: And that's how I got a concussion IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD A giant bottle😂 https://t.co/BbwfArTDXp

A giant bottle😂 https://t.co/BbwfArTDXp

Falling Over: sy-pineapple: awesomephla And that's how I got a concussion IM LAUGHING SO HARD 1 THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD hey yall my plane broke so i'm still in vegas 5 hours later where i should be almost home at this point so 😒 and we missed our connecting flight so we're probably gonna be stuck here until tomorrow and i want to die!

hey yall my plane broke so i'm still in vegas 5 hours later where i should be almost home at this point so 😒 and we missed our connecting...

Falling Over: awesomephilia: And that's how I got a concussion IM LAUGHING SO HARDI THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD Looks like they were drinking just a bit too much. funny tumblrfunny tumblr funnytumblr tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost

Looks like they were drinking just a bit too much. funny tumblrfunny tumblr funnytumblr tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost

Falling Over: A message to anyone who doesn't think The Arts are hardcore as fuck: therapeuticsweets: bashing-moran: You're wrong. If a dancer sprains their ankle they'll just wrap it and smile through the pain as they do crazy-ass jumps and turns and shit on it. Like, how even, ld be crying and falling over but they look like fucking deities Theater kids rehearse for hours every day. HOURS. Like, 8+ hours on a SUNDAY for gods sake don't see no football player doing that tbh Don't even get me started on music kids. Not only do they have to have SUCH A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT but reeds are fucking hell and strings fillet your fingers into little strips of flesh. Ew.lknow. And like the art kids (painting and sculpting and that shit) holy hell do they have patience. Anyone else who stares at a canvas for 6 hours. consecutively would probs go insane and commit mass murder. And holy hell batman paint hurts like a soda can up your ass when it gets in your eyes like nooooo Makeup artists have to deal with your ugly ass faces and somehow (probs by using black magic) turn trashcans into gods. Then there's photographers who will literally sometimes crawl down drainpipes or fall head-first out of trees to get a nice picture. I wouldn't do none of that shit wasted as fuck, let alone sober. Conclusion: Art ppl hardcore ass peaches and then theres animators who sit in front of a computer frying their brains out for a 2 minute short

Falling Over: Source jtoday uly 20th 2014 4:08 15 pm-30minutes ago "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don't they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omig - me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via today) WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROss "but i look stupid lalalala but we'll avoid that -dramatic moment- where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL (via jtoday) and stop yanking Ⅳ lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital (via panconkw That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it. yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS (via On, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place (via dawnpuppet) If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE (via takshammy)

Falling Over: This girl constantly pretends to fall over in public and it's too much IG: @bit @paigeginn is mad 😂😂😂😂👌🏽 (@paigeginn via @womenruletheuniverse )

@paigeginn is mad 😂😂😂😂👌🏽 (@paigeginn via @womenruletheuniverse )

Falling Over: "really?" l say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do "Stay." l glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over "Thank you I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put "Sorry! I say to the table l bumped into "SHHH" I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming," l huff at the persistent kitchen timer. "Don't take that tone with me! l exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises. Stop crying, you're fine snap as I'm looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me. Oh nice, real mature snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after l berate them for not working properly. https://t.co/sLx0ew4WSb

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Falling Over: Honestly all my friends are falling in love or has a boyfriend and I'm just falling over the stairs.

Falling Over: People who are most likely to fall over drunk in 2017 And have an alcohol related Injury Linda Gemma Max Vicky Sarah Marie Julie Anita Katie Daz Sharon Kim Nicky Mary Lee Nikki Sarah Paul Ian Eileen Amy Dave Chloe James Donna Nina Keanu Toby Alison Sam Tansy Helen

Falling Over: mugglefacts The Knight Bus's top was so heavy that 4 tons of weight had to be added to the bottom so it didn't fall over. qotd : comment "😏" if you knew this and "😱" if you didn't. fc: 81,2k Source: distractify.com

qotd : comment "😏" if you knew this and "😱" if you didn't. fc: 81,2k Source: distractify.com

Falling Over: FUN FACT: Fat penguins fall over more. It's true! Now, to be fair, king penguins have to chunk up in order to survive. Besides having to swim in freezing waters to catch their prey, king penguins also have to travel vast distances in order to get to their breeding colonies and get busy. Not only that, but they also fast while they’re breeding, so bulking up makes sense. But, you know, physics exists, and fat penguins have a heavier mass on their front, bringing their center of mass forward and making them way more prone to biffing it.

FUN FACT: Fat penguins fall over more. It's true! Now, to be fair, king penguins have to chunk up in order to survive. Besides having to...

Falling Over: When u drop a deuce so long it scrapes ur balls as it breaks free from ur bootyhole & falls over into the toilet like a decrepit old tree @Fuckitima Robot heck I should have pinched (@fuckitimarobot)

I should have pinched (@fuckitimarobot)

Falling Over: And now the Lizard pLays her trump card <a href="http://kaijutegu.tumblr.com/post/156301319203/reblog-if-the-best-idea-that-you-could-come-up" class="tumblr_blog">kaijutegu</a>: <blockquote>reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump</blockquote>

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Falling Over: confused by snow @Drsmashlove Message from my lil homegirl this morning: "I have a question and it's a real ponderance and you seem to know a lot about these things but here goes: Why do guys think I'm more attractive when I'm angry but turn around and tell me to smile more?" Ok here go my thoughts: (1) Men are fvcked up creatures - we think women are sexy when they're angry, sad, pissed off, serious, crying, etc. Resting bitch face is usually sexy on beautiful girls. As I said here before, I find these faces so hot that I will be an asshole just to elicit these faces from a girl (and, if I'm lucky, punches, slaps, attempted headlocks, and possibly a tearful strangulation where I have to beg for my life - the crazier the better - flash my life before my eyes mama - my body is ready 😍). (2) That said, men want to be around girls who are fun, free-spirited, and irreverent. Like a serious face is sexy but if a girl is serious all the time it's not chill. Men like to be around women who are chill. Like u gotta be able to roll a joint or pack a bowl and then say some hilarious shit to set the mood. Actually the best of both worlds is dry ass humor where u say shit that make me fall over laughing but in a deadpan, deadass manner. Like I went out with this girl Bruh she said "I once went home with a guy and after we hooked up he sat up in bed, took out his laptop, and said 'I missed one of Trump's speeches today, I'm gonna watch it real quick.' I have never regretted hooking up with someone more in my entire life." No smiles. She said that shit with heartfelt regret. I COLLAPSED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BRUH I DIED 😂. To this day I laugh about that shit. So there u go. Keep a sexy bitch face on u and say hilarious shit and u will be bae AF. Ya get me! Bless up 😂😂😂

Message from my lil homegirl this morning: "I have a question and it's a real ponderance and you seem to know a lot about these things bu...

Falling Over: Falling over in low gravity is both dangerous and hilarious Tag someone that would never get up... via NASA - National Aeronautics and Space Administration

Tag someone that would never get up... via NASA - National Aeronautics and Space Administration

Falling Over: Lainey Gossip 1 day ago Mariah Carey does squats without falling over LaineyGossiplMariah Carey surprises all by getting out of her chair, doing squats, pour seuevent: Best news I’ve heard all day QUEEN OF EXERCISE

seuevent: Best news I’ve heard all day QUEEN OF EXERCISE

Falling Over: IF YOUVE EVER SEEN SOMEONE RANDOMLY FALL OVER, ODDS ARE IT WAS THIS NCAA PLAYER WHO T RIPPED THEM Jeopardy Sports "Who is: Grayson Allen?" JeopardySports

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