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Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.

Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...

Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his blanket pile. Confirmed So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and it’s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls ☹️ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW 😂. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV 😂 WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS 😩 TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE “luv u <3 boo” 😂 CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U 😂 DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEY’LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM “GET OUT” AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE “O ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!” (in a half British accent 😂). (It don’t matter that he already play the role of W’Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE ”what? Eh?” YES. U REPLACEABLE 🤨. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK 😂 BLESS UP 😂😂😂 (📹: reddit u-brauxpas)
Alive, Amazon, and Amazon Prime: Just checking if my dog is still alive in his
 blanket pile. Confirmed
So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and it’s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need something to watch on the stair-master anyway leh go. Bruh...BRUH! They got the priest from Walking Dead playing a COP?! They got Telly from the movie Kids ... the one with the speech impediment who was infecting girls ☹️ ... as a dope fiend? AND THEY GOT KILLMONGER FROM THE BLACK MF PENTHA AS A WEE LAD IN BRAIDS SERVING DRUG FIENDS!?! NAWWWW 😂. MICHAEL B JORDAN WE KNEW U BEFORE THE WHITE GIRL-ONLY PARTIES IN ITALY BRUV 😂 WE KNEW U FROM YA NOKIA FLIP PHONE DAYS 😩 TEXTING KEKE FROM ON-SET LIKE “luv u <3 boo” 😂 CORNROWS AND TRIPLE XL SIZE BOMBER JACKET, BARELY ANY FACIAL HAIR ON THAT SOFT A$$ LIL BABY FACE, WE SEENT U 😂 DONT WORRY FAM, KEKE STILL LOVE U - KAYBEE STILL RIDING - THEY DOWN FOR U ALWAYS - BUT U BETTER COME BACK HOME BROTHER BEFORE U HECK AROUND AND GET REPLACEDT - THEY’LL GRAB HOMEBOY FROM “GET OUT” AND MAKE HIM THE NEW KILLMONGER LIKE THEY DID AUNT VIV ON FRESH PRINCE IF U DONT CHILL - FANS WATCHING BLEK PENTHA 2 AND SEE DUDE FROM GET OUT LIKE “O ELLO AUNTIE, CHEERIO!” (in a half British accent 😂). (It don’t matter that he already play the role of W’Kabi. Hollywood gon do brothers wrong REGARDLESS LMAOOO.) AND FANS LIKE ”what? Eh?” YES. U REPLACEABLE 🤨. HOMEBOY PROLLY GROWING OUT HIS DREDS AS WE SPEAK 😂 BLESS UP 😂😂😂 (📹: reddit u-brauxpas)

So my homies been ragging on me for STILL not having watched The Wire and it’s free to stream on amazon prime now so I said fuggit I need so...

Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21 and somebody got 19. ETS I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.
Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21
 and somebody got 19.
 ETS
I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.

I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong l...