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Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur of washing he looks like a polar At the time bear @DrSmashlove YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂
Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur
 of washing he looks like a polar
 At the time
 bear
 @DrSmashlove
YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂

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Being Alone, Click, and Definitely: the-future-now Netflix's new site is a giant "f*ck you" to Comcast and Time Warner Netflix launched a site late Wednesday night called Fast.com, where- in one click - anyone browsing the internet can see how fast their internet speed is. Although it's great for consumers, some internet providers might not be happy about the new website. iwheaton Fuck Comcast sherlockspuppycat Netflix didn't invent that it's been around vaspider Netflix didn't invent speed checks, but this site is Netflix's preoccupiedpepper Okay, so here's why Netflix speedtest is so brilliant. Most of us know about Speedtest.net, right? Well Comcast and Time Warner know about it too. They know customers use it to check to see if they're getting what they are paying for. Comcast techs even tell customers to check their speed with Speedtest.net. So, to make sure people think they are getting good speeds, Comcast and Time Warner prioritize traffic going to Speedtest.net. When you check your speed there it's artificially inflated. That is NOT the speed you are getting when you browse tumblr and that is definitely not the speed you get when you watch Netflix. Comcast and Time Warner can not artificially inflate the results by prioritizing traffic to Fast.net unless they also prioritize traffic to Netflix, and they definitely do not want to do that. sacculetta That is so fucking slimy. Good for Netflix dayte Been using this for a while and recommending it to people, just for the ease of use alone Source: mic.com 79,815 notes Checkmate
Being Alone, Click, and Definitely: the-future-now
 Netflix's new site is a giant
 "f*ck you" to Comcast and
 Time Warner
 Netflix launched a site late Wednesday
 night called Fast.com, where- in one
 click - anyone browsing the internet
 can see how fast their internet speed is.
 Although it's great for consumers,
 some internet providers might not be
 happy about the new website.

 iwheaton
 Fuck Comcast
 sherlockspuppycat
 Netflix didn't invent that it's been
 around
 vaspider
 Netflix didn't invent speed checks, but
 this site is Netflix's

 preoccupiedpepper
 Okay, so here's why Netflix speedtest is
 so brilliant.
 Most of us know about Speedtest.net,
 right? Well Comcast and Time Warner
 know about it too. They know
 customers use it to check to see if
 they're getting what they are paying for.
 Comcast techs even tell customers to
 check their speed with Speedtest.net.
 So, to make sure people think they are
 getting good speeds, Comcast and
 Time Warner prioritize traffic going to
 Speedtest.net. When you check your
 speed there it's artificially inflated. That
 is NOT the speed you are getting when
 you browse tumblr and that is definitely
 not the speed you get when you watch
 Netflix.

 Comcast and Time Warner can not
 artificially inflate the results by
 prioritizing traffic to Fast.net unless
 they also prioritize traffic to Netflix, and
 they definitely do not want to do that.

 sacculetta
 That is so fucking slimy. Good for
 Netflix
 dayte
 Been using this for a while and
 recommending it to people, just for the
 ease of use alone
 Source: mic.com
 79,815 notes
Checkmate

Checkmate

Children, Comfortable, and Growing Up: Stop Trying To Be Your Child's Friend and Actually Be The Parent @balleralert Stop Trying To Be Your Child’s Friend and Actually Be The Parent -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parenting is such a touchy subject because no one wants to be told how to be a parent to their child. When most of us became parents, we had no clue about what to do and how to handle certain situations. Many have their parents for guidance along the way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What seems to be difficult for some parents is how to separate being the parent and the child’s friend. There’s nothing wrong with having a great relationship with your child and being open with one another, but shouldn’t there be a limit? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some children get so comfortable with the friendship idea that the respect factor sometimes gets lost. In most cases, it gets out of hand. The child now feels that they can have that same relationship with all adults and it comes off as being disrespectful. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A child should never know your personal business. Growing up, we knew what it meant to stay in a child’s place. If we jumped in an adult conversation, we were guaranteed the evil eye from our mother's or better yet, a solid pop in the mouth. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let children be just that, children. Show them how to be respectful to their elders. If your child sees that you are constantly disrespectful to adults or elders, they will think it’s okay to do the same. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parents, you are your child’s first teacher. Give them the guidance that’s needed to be successful. Let them stay a child for as long as they can. Don’t let them grow up so fast. They have time to be an adult, so we have to make sure that we’re setting the example.
Children, Comfortable, and Growing Up: Stop Trying To Be Your Child's
 Friend and Actually Be The Parent
 @balleralert
Stop Trying To Be Your Child’s Friend and Actually Be The Parent -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parenting is such a touchy subject because no one wants to be told how to be a parent to their child. When most of us became parents, we had no clue about what to do and how to handle certain situations. Many have their parents for guidance along the way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What seems to be difficult for some parents is how to separate being the parent and the child’s friend. There’s nothing wrong with having a great relationship with your child and being open with one another, but shouldn’t there be a limit? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some children get so comfortable with the friendship idea that the respect factor sometimes gets lost. In most cases, it gets out of hand. The child now feels that they can have that same relationship with all adults and it comes off as being disrespectful. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A child should never know your personal business. Growing up, we knew what it meant to stay in a child’s place. If we jumped in an adult conversation, we were guaranteed the evil eye from our mother's or better yet, a solid pop in the mouth. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let children be just that, children. Show them how to be respectful to their elders. If your child sees that you are constantly disrespectful to adults or elders, they will think it’s okay to do the same. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parents, you are your child’s first teacher. Give them the guidance that’s needed to be successful. Let them stay a child for as long as they can. Don’t let them grow up so fast. They have time to be an adult, so we have to make sure that we’re setting the example.

Stop Trying To Be Your Child’s Friend and Actually Be The Parent -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parenting is such a touchy subject b...