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fez: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: “I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.” The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.” (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING “there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky” The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise
fez: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”


The real reason we haven’t made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don’t want to come back until we apologise

m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you...

fez: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjkjkkjjjiijkkkkk kkk JGA-SE Este é alguém 7 de set às 12:27 Querido Diário. Ontem a noite fui assistir "It A Coisa 2" vestido de cosplay, até aí tudo bem, o problema é que quando o filme acabou já tava muito tarde e eu fiquei com medo de ser assaltado no ponto de ônibus já que aquele ponto é famoso por isso. Aí fiquei usando a fantasia pra tentar fazer amizade com os bandidos que quisessem me assaltar já que alguns deles gostam desse tipo de coisa de palhaço assassino, sei lá... O problema é que os ônibus passaram tudo reto, nenhum parava pra mim. Tive que chamar Uber... Na verdade tive que chamar dois Ubers, o primeiro esqueci de avisar que eu estaria fantasiado e ele deu uma arrancada forte e foi embora quando acenei pra ele O segundo Uber tava meio desconfiado quando foi parar o carro, mas me tratou muito bem no começo. No trajeto o motorista parecia um pouco nervoso. Teve até um carro que quase bateu nele furando um sinal vermelho, o Uber xingou o cara do outro carro de palhaço, me senti ofendido... Fomos em silêncio sem falar nada um com o outro. Tentei puxar conversa pra deixar o clima mais suave, perguntei se as pessoas que estavam numa foto pendurada no painel eram a família dele, ele colocou a foto no porta luvas e mudou de assunto, ele perguntou se tava calor e se queria que aumentasse o ar, eu disse que sim, que lá onde eu tava que era muito quente, ele fez o sinal da cruze ficou calado. Ele parecia estar falando alguma coisa bem baixinho, eu não tinha conseguido escutar o que era, aí perguntei o que ele tinha falado, ele disse não falou nada, ligou o som do que carro e colocou um louvor tocar. pra fui descer do carro meu balão Na hora estourou na porta e o Uber deu um grito. Perguntei quanto que tinha ficado a corrida, ele disse que eu não precisava pagar, eu insisti, pois era o trabalho dele e ele foi o único que parou pra mim, coloquei o dinheiro no banco do passageiro, agradeci e fui pra entrar em casa. Ainda colocando a chave na fechadura eu escutava ele falando de dentro do carro: -Vai quebrando, Senhor... Toda maldição e feitiçari... Rapaz simpático ele. Um pouco excêntrico, mas simpático. Créditos: Diários de um Rodrigo Pare de preguiça e volte a ler
fez: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjkjkkjjjiijkkkkk
 kkk
 JGA-SE
 Este é alguém
 7 de set às 12:27
 Querido Diário.
 Ontem a noite fui assistir "It A Coisa 2"
 vestido de cosplay, até aí tudo bem, o
 problema é que quando o filme acabou já
 tava muito tarde e eu fiquei com medo de ser
 assaltado no ponto de ônibus já que aquele
 ponto é famoso por isso.
 Aí fiquei usando a fantasia pra tentar fazer
 amizade com os bandidos que quisessem
 me assaltar já que alguns deles gostam
 desse tipo de coisa de palhaço assassino,
 sei lá...
 O problema é que os ônibus passaram tudo
 reto, nenhum parava pra mim. Tive que
 chamar Uber... Na verdade tive que chamar
 dois Ubers, o primeiro esqueci de avisar que
 eu estaria fantasiado e ele deu uma
 arrancada forte e foi embora quando acenei
 pra ele
 O segundo Uber tava meio desconfiado
 quando foi parar o carro, mas me tratou
 muito bem no começo. No trajeto o
 motorista parecia um pouco nervoso. Teve
 até um carro que quase bateu nele furando
 um sinal vermelho, o Uber xingou o cara do
 outro carro de palhaço, me senti ofendido...
 Fomos em silêncio sem falar nada um com o
 outro. Tentei puxar conversa pra deixar o
 clima mais suave, perguntei se as pessoas
 que estavam numa foto pendurada no painel
 eram a família dele, ele colocou a foto no
 porta luvas e mudou de assunto, ele
 perguntou se tava calor e se queria que
 aumentasse o ar, eu disse que sim, que lá
 onde eu tava que era muito quente, ele fez o
 sinal da cruze ficou calado.
 Ele parecia estar falando alguma coisa bem
 baixinho, eu não tinha conseguido escutar o
 que era, aí perguntei o que ele tinha falado,
 ele disse
 não falou nada, ligou o som do
 que
 carro e colocou um louvor
 tocar.
 pra
 fui descer do carro meu balão
 Na hora
 estourou na porta e o Uber deu um grito.
 Perguntei quanto que tinha ficado a corrida,
 ele disse que eu não precisava pagar, eu
 insisti, pois era o trabalho dele e ele foi o
 único que parou pra mim, coloquei o dinheiro
 no banco do passageiro, agradeci e fui pra
 entrar em casa. Ainda colocando a chave na
 fechadura eu escutava ele falando de dentro
 do carro:
 -Vai quebrando, Senhor... Toda maldição e
 feitiçari...
 Rapaz simpático ele. Um pouco excêntrico,
 mas simpático.
 Créditos: Diários de um Rodrigo
Pare de preguiça e volte a ler

Pare de preguiça e volte a ler

fez: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: “I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.” The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.” (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING “there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”
fez: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

“I know this is horrible,” del Toro continues. “You sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn’t want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn’t consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, “Mountain of the Four,” on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, ‘Let’s go to the highway.’ We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we started honking.”
The UFO, says del Toro, “Went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It’s so sad: I wish I could reveal they’re not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.”
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

“there is intelligent life out there but it’s really fuckin tacky”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien...

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fez: so queria dize q
 tenho interesse
Rose só queria uma opinião feminina, e Lisa fez questão de ajudar. ▌… #fanfic # Fanfic # amreading # books # wattpad

Rose só queria uma opinião feminina, e Lisa fez questão de ajudar. ▌… #fanfic # Fanfic # amreading # books # wattpad