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Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM I've gots to get my rib on! Uh oh! Looks like Doris could use the cleaning power of SHINE BRIGHT clothing soap! WHO IN THE SHIT- Shunc SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"! called "Cleansicals",- Ah, good as new! WOAH! WOAH WHAT?? You may have a sparkling clean blouse, Doris, but you'l always be stuck with that filthy personality! Just the way mama likes it!! Squa Now giddafuckout ma house <p><a href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212/writebastard-aragorn1379-ginjaninja3716" class="tumblr_blog">mrs-jamie-wellerstein</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Is this the same artist who made the original for this</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_p7jwl8vGjP1qfcjfm_540.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>how women actually are</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD</p> </blockquote> <p>mother fuckin macys sale</p> </blockquote> <p>Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more <br/>Doris:<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b69f7f952ee0b9a2ac0a9f31063ac211/tumblr_inline_p7jwl9BOLX1qfcjfm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I have a physical need to reblog this every time.</p> </blockquote>
Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM
 I've gots to get
 my rib on!
 Uh oh! Looks like
 Doris could use the
 cleaning power of
 SHINE BRIGHT
 clothing soap!
 WHO
 IN THE
 SHIT-
 Shunc

 SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that
 greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented
 cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"!
 called "Cleansicals",-
 Ah, good as new!
 WOAH! WOAH
 WHAT??

 You may have a sparkling
 clean blouse, Doris, but you'l
 always be stuck with that
 filthy personality!
 Just the way mama likes it!!
 Squa

 Now giddafuckout ma house
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>:</p>
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<p>Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </p>
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<p>Is this the same artist who made the original for this</p>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_p7jwl8vGjP1qfcjfm_540.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p>
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<p>how women actually are</p>
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<p>OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD</p>
</blockquote>
<p>mother fuckin macys sale</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more <br/>Doris:<br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b69f7f952ee0b9a2ac0a9f31063ac211/tumblr_inline_p7jwl9BOLX1qfcjfm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>I have a physical need to reblog this every time.</p>
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America, Chill, and Drinking: O 4G 14:04 metalwarrior 22 orenjikitty gogomrbrown Follow @linativeboy Native America was filled with large cities and incredible structures yet everyone thinks we were all just primitive ppl running around lost 34 O 4G 14:04 34 Cyn @Xhasca Follow We had pyramids, our own languages, calendars and they still called us savages .@inativeboy Native America was filled with large cities and incredible structures yet everyone thinks we were all just primitive ppl running around I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztedc cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization. 34 O 4G 14:04 European cities at the time. No organization 99laundry When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (novw downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century's london with a working sewage system artificial "floating gardens" (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn't even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time. Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool robotsandfrippary 34 O 4G 14:04 mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time. Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool robotsandfrippary They've also recently discovered a lost Native Americarn city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very Targe as well Tullmetalquest Makes me happy to see people learn about the culture of my country :D 294,346 notas theladyscientist SEGUIR 34 And then came the Spanish... SMH
America, Chill, and Drinking: O 4G 14:04
 metalwarrior 22
 orenjikitty
 gogomrbrown
 Follow
 @linativeboy
 Native America was filled with large cities and
 incredible structures yet everyone thinks we
 were all just primitive ppl running around lost
 34

 O 4G 14:04
 34

 Cyn
 @Xhasca
 Follow
 We had pyramids, our own languages,
 calendars and they still called us savages
 .@inativeboy
 Native America was filled with large cities and incredible structures
 yet everyone thinks we were all just primitive ppl running around
 I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude
 professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztedc
 cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had
 city planning and that there was no rational lay out to
 European cities at the time. No organization.
 34

 O 4G 14:04
 European cities at the time. No organization
 99laundry
 When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (novw
 downtown mexico city) they thought they were
 dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary
 medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that
 century's london with a working sewage system
 artificial "floating gardens" (chinampas), a grid system,
 and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn't
 even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used
 for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby
 mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part
 if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while
 the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on
 an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced
 causeways to allow access to the mainland that could
 be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city
 The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought
 they were rising out of the water. The city was one of
 the most advanced societies at the time.
 Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the
 savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers
 who appeared on their land is a damn fool
 robotsandfrippary
 34

 O 4G 14:04
 mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part
 if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while
 the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on
 an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced
 causeways to allow access to the mainland that could
 be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city
 The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought
 they were rising out of the water. The city was one of
 the most advanced societies at the time.
 Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the
 savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers
 who appeared on their land is a damn fool
 robotsandfrippary
 They've also recently discovered a lost Native Americarn
 city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of
 Cahokia, which was very Targe as well
 Tullmetalquest
 Makes me happy to see people learn about the culture
 of my country :D
 294,346 notas
 theladyscientist SEGUIR
 34
And then came the Spanish... SMH

And then came the Spanish... SMH

Alive, Bored, and Club: PRAY FOR THE WICKE RP STARTER MEME <p><a href="http://jeanbeanmemes.tumblr.com/post/175161423268/various-lyrics-from-the-panic-at-the-disco-album" class="tumblr_blog">jeanbeanmemes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p> <small><i>Various lyrics from the Panic! At The Disco album. Feel free to change anything to adapt better for RP purposes. This is part two of the lyrics</i><i>! </i><b><i>Some lyrics may be triggering.</i></b></small></p> <h2><b>Dancing’s Not A Crime</b></h2> <ul><li><small>I’m a moon-walker. I’m like MJ up in the clouds.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I know it sounds awkward.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I’m filthy as charged.<br/></small></li> <li><small>You’re a sweet talker but darlin’ whatcha gonna say now?<br/></small></li> <li><small>The midnight marauders, the higher never come down.</small></li> <li><small>You can’t take me anywhere.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I’m still uninvited, I’m still gonna light it.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I’m going insane and I don’t care.</small></li> <li><small>Dancing, dancing, dancing’s not a crime unless you do it without me.</small></li> <li><small>If you’re night crawlin’ with him, I won’t take it lying down.</small></li> <li><small>I’ve got a few lawyers, and you’re guilty as charged, guilty as charged</small></li> <li><small>We could be waltzin’, but darlin’ don’t be throwing shade now.</small></li> <li><small>Don’t call me Saint California if you’re at another altar.</small></li> <li><small>Just gimme your vows.</small></li> </ul><h2><b>One Of The Drunks</b></h2> <ul><li><small>Orange juice, pour out half the carton. Grey Goose, pour it, get it started.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Good times, remedy your sorrows.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Baptize, don’t worry ‘bout tomorrow.</small></li> <li><small>Shake it up, shake it up. <br/></small></li> <li><small>Now it’s time to dive in.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Share a cup, share a cup.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Now you’re screwdriving.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Every weekend with your friends, every weekday when it ends.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Damn, it’s all good, I guess.</small></li> <li><small>This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb.<br/></small></li> <li><small>This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks. Welcome to the club!</small></li> <li><small>Never dry, every day you’re thirsty.</small></li> <li><small>Bourbon high, sip it till you’re tipsy.</small></li> <li><small>Night’s young, searching for a feeling.</small></li> <li><small>Big fun, dancing with the demons.</small></li> <li><small>Holy Spirit grips you like a pistol.</small></li> </ul><h2><b>The Overpass</b></h2> <ul><li><small>Let me hear you say something.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I’m sorry to get sentimental tonight.<br/></small></li> <li><small>That perfume lingers in your hair.<br/></small></li> <li><small>It’s just that everything reminds me of things I thought I shouldn’t have to see again. <br/></small></li> <li><small>See the thing is I’m so sorry to say you need me, don’t you?<br/></small></li> <li><small>Someone still loves you</small></li> <li><small>Meet me at the overpass.</small></li> <li><small>Sketchy girls and lipstick boys, troubled love and high speed noise.</small></li> <li><small>I know you wanna meet me at the overpass.</small></li> <li><small>Tiny bottles of shit wine in a tin can that climbs.<br/></small></li> <li> <small>I remember every time everything about you is perfect down to your blood type.</small><br/></li> </ul><h2><b>King Of The Cloud</b></h2> <ul><li><small>Heaven knows that I’m born too late for these ghosts that I chase.<br/></small></li> <li><small>With these dreams, I inflate, painted skies in my brain.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Every day, I’m Carl Sagan in space to escape this old world.<br/></small></li> <li><small><br/></small></li> <li><small>Some days I lie wide awake &lsquo;til the Sun hits my face and I fade, elevate from the Earth.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Far away to a place where I’m free from the weight, this old world.</small></li> <li><small>I don’t trust anything or anyone, below the Sun.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I don’t feel anything at all.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I’m King of the clouds, I get lifted.</small></li> <li><small>Some only live to die, I’m alive to fly higher than angels in outfields inside of my mind.<br/></small></li> <li><small>I’m ascending these ladders, I’m climbin’, say goodbye to this old world.</small></li> <li><small>When I fall to rise with stardust in my eyes in the backbone of night, I’m combustible. <br/></small></li> <li> <small>Dust in the fire when I can’t sleep a wink, I’m too tired.</small><br/></li> </ul><h2><b>Old Fashioned</b></h2> <ul><li> <small>Once upon a thrill from a kiss to a swill, we were swallowing the nights like we have nine lives. </small><br/></li> <li> <small>Dead and gone so long, seventeen so gone.</small><br/></li> <li><small>We were bored like kids with a book of disorders, medicating every day to keep the straightness in order.</small></li> <li><small>It’s the false side of hope, where believers concede, and there’s only memories when it’s over.</small></li> <li><small>Pour out some liquor, make it an old fashioned. </small></li> <li><small>Remember your youth and all that you do, the plank and the passion.</small></li> <li><small>They were the best of times, they were the best of times.</small></li> <li><small>Once upon before we were brilliant and bored. <br/></small></li> <li><small>Two dashes of the bitters, add some ice and you pour.</small></li> <li><small>Get boozy, boozy, boozy.</small></li> <li><small>Now it looks like a wasteland.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Not the way that we remember.<br/></small></li> <li> <small>One more sip for the past, and always tip your bartender.</small><br/></li> </ul><h2><b>Dying In LA</b></h2> <ul><li><small>The moment you arrived, they built you up.<br/></small></li> <li><small>The sun was in your eyes. You couldn’t believe it.</small></li> <li><small>Riches all around, you’re walking. <br/></small></li> <li><small>Stars are on the ground, you start to believe it.</small></li> <li><small>Every face along the boulevard is a dreamer just like you. <br/></small></li> <li><small>You looked at death in a tarot card and you saw what you had to do.<br/></small></li> <li><small>But nobody knows you now, when you’re dying in LA.<br/></small></li> <li><small>And nobody owes you now, when you’re dying in LA<br/></small></li> <li><small>Nights at the chateau trapped in your sunset bungalow, you couldn’t escape it.<br/></small></li> <li><small>Drink of paradise, they told you put your blood on ice.<br/></small></li> <li> <small>You’re not gonna make it.</small><br/></li> </ul></blockquote>
Alive, Bored, and Club: PRAY FOR THE WICKE
 RP STARTER MEME
<p><a href="http://jeanbeanmemes.tumblr.com/post/175161423268/various-lyrics-from-the-panic-at-the-disco-album" class="tumblr_blog">jeanbeanmemes</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>

<small><i>Various lyrics from the Panic! At The Disco album. Feel free to change anything to adapt better for RP purposes. This is part two of the lyrics</i><i>! </i><b><i>Some lyrics may be triggering.</i></b></small></p>
<h2><b>Dancing’s Not A Crime</b></h2>
<ul><li><small>I’m a moon-walker. I’m like MJ up in the clouds.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I know it sounds awkward.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I’m filthy as charged.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>You’re a sweet talker but darlin’ whatcha gonna say now?<br/></small></li>
<li><small>The midnight marauders, the higher never come down.</small></li>
<li><small>You can’t take me anywhere.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I’m still uninvited, I’m still gonna light it.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I’m going insane and I don’t care.</small></li>
<li><small>Dancing, dancing, dancing’s not a crime unless you do it without me.</small></li>
<li><small>If you’re night crawlin’ with him, I won’t take it lying down.</small></li>
<li><small>I’ve got a few lawyers, and you’re guilty as charged, guilty as charged</small></li>
<li><small>We could be waltzin’, but darlin’ don’t be throwing shade now.</small></li>
<li><small>Don’t call me Saint California if you’re at another altar.</small></li>
<li><small>Just gimme your vows.</small></li>
</ul><h2><b>One Of The Drunks</b></h2>
<ul><li><small>Orange juice, pour out half the carton. Grey Goose, pour it, get it started.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Good times, remedy your sorrows.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Baptize, don’t worry ‘bout tomorrow.</small></li>
<li><small>Shake it up, shake it up. <br/></small></li>
<li><small>Now it’s time to dive in.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Share a cup, share a cup.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Now you’re screwdriving.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Every weekend with your friends, every weekday when it ends.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Damn, it’s all good, I guess.</small></li>
<li><small>This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Searching for a new high, high as the sun, uncomfortably numb.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks. Welcome to the club!</small></li>
<li><small>Never dry, every day you’re thirsty.</small></li>
<li><small>Bourbon high, sip it till you’re tipsy.</small></li>
<li><small>Night’s young, searching for a feeling.</small></li>
<li><small>Big fun, dancing with the demons.</small></li>
<li><small>Holy Spirit grips you like a pistol.</small></li>
</ul><h2><b>The Overpass</b></h2>
<ul><li><small>Let me hear you say something.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I’m sorry to get sentimental tonight.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>That perfume lingers in your hair.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>It’s just that everything reminds me of things I thought I shouldn’t have to see again. <br/></small></li>
<li><small>See the thing is I’m so sorry to say you need me, don’t you?<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Someone still loves you</small></li>
<li><small>Meet me at the overpass.</small></li>
<li><small>Sketchy girls and lipstick boys, troubled love and high speed noise.</small></li>
<li><small>I know you wanna meet me at the overpass.</small></li>
<li><small>Tiny bottles of shit wine in a tin can that climbs.<br/></small></li>
<li>
<small>I remember every time everything about you is perfect down to your blood type.</small><br/></li>
</ul><h2><b>King Of The Cloud</b></h2>
<ul><li><small>Heaven knows that I’m born too late for these ghosts that I chase.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>With these dreams, I inflate, painted skies in my brain.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Every day, I’m Carl Sagan in space to escape this old world.<br/></small></li>
<li><small><br/></small></li>
<li><small>Some days I lie wide awake &lsquo;til the Sun hits my face and I fade, elevate from the Earth.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Far away to a place where I’m free from the weight, this old world.</small></li>
<li><small>I don’t trust anything or anyone, below the Sun.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I don’t feel anything at all.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I’m King of the clouds, I get lifted.</small></li>
<li><small>Some only live to die, I’m alive to fly higher than angels in outfields inside of my mind.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>I’m ascending these ladders, I’m climbin’, say goodbye to this old world.</small></li>
<li><small>When I fall to rise with stardust in my eyes in the backbone of night, I’m combustible. <br/></small></li>
<li>
<small>Dust in the fire when I can’t sleep a wink, I’m too tired.</small><br/></li>
</ul><h2><b>Old Fashioned</b></h2>
<ul><li>
<small>Once upon a thrill from a kiss to a swill, we were swallowing the nights like we have nine lives. </small><br/></li>
<li>
<small>Dead and gone so long, seventeen so gone.</small><br/></li>
<li><small>We were bored like kids with a book of disorders, medicating every day to keep the straightness in order.</small></li>
<li><small>It’s the false side of hope, where believers concede, and there’s only memories when it’s over.</small></li>
<li><small>Pour out some liquor, make it an old fashioned. </small></li>
<li><small>Remember your youth and all that you do, the plank and the passion.</small></li>
<li><small>They were the best of times, they were the best of times.</small></li>
<li><small>Once upon before we were brilliant and bored. <br/></small></li>
<li><small>Two dashes of the bitters, add some ice and you pour.</small></li>
<li><small>Get boozy, boozy, boozy.</small></li>
<li><small>Now it looks like a wasteland.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Not the way that we remember.<br/></small></li>
<li>
<small>One more sip for the past, and always tip your bartender.</small><br/></li>
</ul><h2><b>Dying In LA</b></h2>
<ul><li><small>The moment you arrived, they built you up.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>The sun was in your eyes. You couldn’t believe it.</small></li>
<li><small>Riches all around, you’re walking. <br/></small></li>
<li><small>Stars are on the ground, you start to believe it.</small></li>
<li><small>Every face along the boulevard is a dreamer just like you. <br/></small></li>
<li><small>You looked at death in a tarot card and you saw what you had to do.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>But nobody knows you now, when you’re dying in LA.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>And nobody owes you now, when you’re dying in LA<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Nights at the chateau trapped in your sunset bungalow, you couldn’t escape it.<br/></small></li>
<li><small>Drink of paradise, they told you put your blood on ice.<br/></small></li>
<li>
<small>You’re not gonna make it.</small><br/></li>
</ul></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://jeanbeanmemes.tumblr.com/post/175161423268/various-lyrics-from-the-panic-at-the-disco-album" class="tumblr_blog">jeanbean...

Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE READ. It's about my experience last night with these fucking border patrol agents. Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family. When we got to the California/Nevada state line, as always, there's a checkpoint. (This checkpoint USED to be one where they made sure you weren't carrying fruits into California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species) Anyway... The bus driver makes an announcement: "We are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be prepared to show your documentation upon request". WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? So you know I'm ready to act an ASS. I stand up and say LOUDLY I stand up and say LOUDLY: THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are not within 100 miles of an international border so that have NO authority to ask you for ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF! And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google translated how to say that in Spanish and repeated myself: Esto es una violación de los derechos de su cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos pasar esto The lady next to me did not speak English. She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had her back. The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! 'm not drivina this his so vou have NO The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest of you guys don't have to show them anything, either! This is harassment and racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction here! GOOGLE IT!" The agents start to look exasperated, because they can see I'm wiling to act a WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We can see that you're a citizen because of your filthy mouth". And then they just said "go ahead" to the bus driver and got off. Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No one should be asked to present "papers" for interstate travel. I defended her, and I defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just take this shit LYING down. What those officers did is WRONG and completely illegal. All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off. Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS. Because if you let them intimidate the poor Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do you think they're coming for next? Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"
Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM
 Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE
 READ. It's about my experience last night with
 these fucking border patrol agents.
 Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from
 Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family.
 When we got to the California/Nevada state
 line, as always, there's a checkpoint.
 (This checkpoint USED to be one where they
 made sure you weren't carrying fruits into
 California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species)
 Anyway...
 The bus driver makes an announcement: "We
 are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be
 prepared to show your documentation upon
 request".
 WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK?
 So you know I'm ready to act an ASS.
 I stand up and say LOUDLY

 I stand up and say LOUDLY:
 THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH
 AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
 SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are
 not within 100 miles of an international border
 so that have NO authority to ask you for
 ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF!
 And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google
 translated how to say that in Spanish and
 repeated myself:
 Esto es una violación de los derechos de su
 cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles
 nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas
 miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos
 pasar esto
 The lady next to me did not speak English.
 She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had
 her back.
 The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
 they are about to start asking for
 "documentation" from people.
 I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
 'm not drivina this his so vou have NO

 The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
 they are about to start asking for
 "documentation" from people.
 I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
 I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO
 RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest
 of you guys don't have to show them
 anything, either! This is harassment and
 racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn
 thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border
 so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction
 here! GOOGLE IT!"
 The agents start to look exasperated,
 because they can see I'm wiling to act a
 WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We
 can see that you're a citizen because of your
 filthy mouth". And then they just said "go
 ahead" to the bus driver and got off.
 Point is: These border patrol officers act like
 they do because they EXPECT people to be
 afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
 to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
 kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when

 Point is: These border patrol officers act like
 they do because they EXPECT people to be
 afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
 to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
 kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when
 they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend
 her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No
 one should be asked to present "papers" for
 interstate travel. I defended her, and I
 defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just
 take this shit LYING down. What those
 officers did is WRONG and completely illegal.
 All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to
 let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE
 SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off.
 Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS.
 Because if you let them intimidate the poor
 Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do
 you think they're coming for next?

Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM I've gots to get my rib on! Uh oh! Looks like Doris could use the cleaning power of SHINE BRIGHT clothing soap! WHO IN THE SHIT- Shunc SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"! called "Cleansicals",- Ah, good as new! WOAH! WOAH WHAT?? You may have a sparkling clean blouse, Doris, but you'l always be stuck with that filthy personality! Just the way mama likes it!! Squa Now giddafuckout ma house <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/168267935248/mrs-jamie-wellerstein-writebastard" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212">mrs-jamie-wellerstein</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Is this the same artist who made the original for this</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_oo0ovv4cVk1qmye3o_500.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>how women actually are</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD</p> </blockquote> <p>mother fuckin macys sale</p> </blockquote> <p>Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more <br/>Doris:<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fac7c7753684f513c4593c2e2b5868f7/tumblr_inline_oo0ovwxhlA1qmye3o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I have a physical need to reblog this every time.</p> </blockquote> <p>Everybody loves Doris.</p> <p>Doris: who the fuck are you?</p> </blockquote>
Gif, God, and Oh My God: SHNOMF NOMF HORMF HOM
 I've gots to get
 my rib on!
 Uh oh! Looks like
 Doris could use the
 cleaning power of
 SHINE BRIGHT
 clothing soap!
 WHO
 IN THE
 SHIT-
 Shunc

 SHINE BRIGHT cuts right through that
 greasy barbeque sauce with our special patented
 cleansing chemicals called "Cleansicals"!
 called "Cleansicals",-
 Ah, good as new!
 WOAH! WOAH
 WHAT??

 You may have a sparkling
 clean blouse, Doris, but you'l
 always be stuck with that
 filthy personality!
 Just the way mama likes it!!
 Squa

 Now giddafuckout ma house
<p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/168267935248/mrs-jamie-wellerstein-writebastard" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jamie-wellerstein.tumblr.com/post/138518643212">mrs-jamie-wellerstein</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://writebastard.tumblr.com/post/127122394113">writebastard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aragorn1379.tumblr.com/post/92875965119">aragorn1379</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ginjaninja3716.tumblr.com/post/75118855340">ginjaninja3716</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commandereyebrows.tumblr.com/post/62641962273">commandereyebrows</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chachipistachis.tumblr.com/post/54218909712">chachipistachis</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.tumblr.com/post/50529088111">theamericankid</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Is this the same artist who made the original for this</p>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff73092818e65657206f4d9fd35f52d6/tumblr_inline_oo0ovv4cVk1qmye3o_500.gif" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1837009b5f0203b2fff97d90580f310e/tumblr_inline_mp6ki8tQHB1qz4rgp.gif"/></figure></p>
</blockquote>
<p>how women actually are</p>
</blockquote>
<p>OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD</p>
</blockquote>
<p>mother fuckin macys sale</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Her name is Doris. <a href="http://b1nd1.deviantart.com/art/Doris-156093096">Here’s the artist</a>. And here’s more <br/>Doris:<br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fac7c7753684f513c4593c2e2b5868f7/tumblr_inline_oo0ovwxhlA1qmye3o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="381" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b207e4d5e9dea49ba7097fca1ae419/tumblr_inline_ntcxu56hpD1qjqk20_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I have a physical need to reblog this every time.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Everybody loves Doris.</p>
<p>Doris: who the fuck are you?</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/168267935248/mrs-jamie-wellerstein-writebastard" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p><blo...

Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...