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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout โ€œPP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP ๐Ÿค—. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia ๐Ÿ’ช.โ€ All u ladies in the comments would be like โ€œJesus whatโ€™s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together braโ€™s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human โ€” sheesh.โ€ But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies donโ€™t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash whereโ€™s smash bring smash back.โ€ *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. โ€œLook Iโ€™m zippy longstockingโ€ ZIPPIT ๐Ÿค—. U need it. Iโ€™m like a boyfriend u canโ€™t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. Itโ€™s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama letโ€™s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (โ€œis this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?โ€ ๐Ÿค”). Love yโ€™all. Donโ€™t change. DONโ€™T CHANGE UNLESS IF ITโ€™S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout โ€œPP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP ๐Ÿค—. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia ๐Ÿ’ช.โ€ All u ladies in the comments would be like โ€œJesus whatโ€™s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together braโ€™s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human โ€” sheesh.โ€ But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies donโ€™t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash whereโ€™s smash bring smash back.โ€ *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. โ€œLook Iโ€™m zippy longstockingโ€ ZIPPIT ๐Ÿค—. U need it. Iโ€™m like a boyfriend u canโ€™t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. Itโ€™s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama letโ€™s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (โ€œis this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?โ€ ๐Ÿค”). Love yโ€™all. Donโ€™t change. DONโ€™T CHANGE UNLESS IF ITโ€™S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when Iโ€™m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...

Memes, Good, and Time: Tyrese Is Now Acting His Own Attorney In Child Abuse Trial "FIRST TIME BEING AN ATTORNEY.... ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธTHIS FINNA BE A BREEZE!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ GOOD LUCK NIGGA!!!!
Memes, Good, and Time: Tyrese Is Now Acting His Own
 Attorney In Child Abuse Trial
"FIRST TIME BEING AN ATTORNEY.... ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธTHIS FINNA BE A BREEZE!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ GOOD LUCK NIGGA!!!!

"FIRST TIME BEING AN ATTORNEY.... ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธTHIS FINNA BE A BREEZE!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ GOOD LUCK NIGGA!!!!

Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it She's only been here five days but she's completely melted my heart @DrSmashlove I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion ๐Ÿ˜. One of my lil homegirls text me: โ€œI legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night ๐Ÿ™ˆ. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€. Men yโ€™all be careful now. U ainโ€™t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! Iโ€™m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ainโ€™t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot ๐Ÿค” - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: โ€œitโ€™s just a pair of shorts theyโ€™re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!๐Ÿ˜’โ€ Hold up ๐Ÿค”. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like thatโ€™s rude? Bruv. I ainโ€™t been living right ๐Ÿ˜‚. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv โ€œking in de castle, king in de castle โ˜บ๏ธโ€. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFitยฎ lol? Iโ€™m king in de castle now. But all this time Iโ€™m suppose to wear another manโ€™s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrintยฎ? Woman. Iโ€™m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrintยฎ gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrintยฎ. Iโ€™m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U donโ€™t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon โ€˜loseโ€™ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrintยฎ. Bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Ass, and Aww: r/aww
 u/Babykins9.1d . i.redd.it
 She's only been here five days but she's
 completely melted my heart
 @DrSmashlove
I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion ๐Ÿ˜. One of my lil homegirls text me: โ€œI legit gave basketball shorts to a guy the other night ๐Ÿ™ˆ. IT WASNT AN EX BOYFRIENDS THO. IT WAS FROM HIGH SCHOOL HE WAS JUST A FRIEND. I BORROWED THEM FOR "OPPOSITE SEX" DAY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€. Men yโ€™all be careful now. U ainโ€™t een gotta date a girl for her to steal yo sh!t! It could be a friend! Iโ€™m starting to notice that in addition to savagery, u women got kleptomania in yo blood...finna start locking up all my belongings whenever ANY woman enter my crib...even my sisters...Smash ainโ€™t taking no chances - I love my lil sister but come to think of it she was eyeing my VitaMix a lil too hard last time she slid thru my spot ๐Ÿค” - baby u hella dear to me but u gotta get yo own VitaMix ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, on my last post, one of my followers said: โ€œitโ€™s just a pair of shorts theyโ€™re clean shut up and put them on...but you will not sit on my couch bare ass!!๐Ÿ˜’โ€ Hold up ๐Ÿค”. Hol...TF up. We not suppose to do that? Like thatโ€™s rude? Bruv. I ainโ€™t been living right ๐Ÿ˜‚. Brother like me, after laying pipe? I sit ALL on the damn couch...or any other surface for that matter. Matter fact I walk around her whole apartment room to room like a cot damn king. Like Borat Said bruv โ€œking in de castle, king in de castle โ˜บ๏ธโ€. U feel me? I just skretched the lil Nani out bruv? Gave it a workout? Lil Punani CrossFit bruv? PunaniFitยฎ lol? Iโ€™m king in de castle now. But all this time Iโ€™m suppose to wear another manโ€™s b-ball Shorts so as not to leave my NutPrintยฎ? Woman. Iโ€™m Hygienic af. Ain no NutPrintยฎ gwan over here. But even if I DID leave such a print, u gon get this NutPrintยฎ. Iโ€™m a dawg. And a dawg always gon leave his mark. U donโ€™t get one without the other. If dating women means we gon โ€˜loseโ€™ our favorite garments, u gotta deal with the fact that u gon get this NutPrintยฎ. Bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I see that stolen-appropriated clothing is encouraging just as much excitement as the hygiene discussion ๐Ÿ˜. One of my lil homegirls text me:...