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first kid: Dwyane Wade & Gabrielle Union just had their first kid together after a secret surrogacy! πŸ‘Ά tmz dwyanewade gabrielleunion baby parents

Dwyane Wade & Gabrielle Union just had their first kid together after a secret surrogacy! πŸ‘Ά tmz dwyanewade gabrielleunion baby parents

first kid: THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (Link to story) Everyone loves the first day of school right? New year, new classes, new friends. It's a day full of potential and hope, before all the dreary depressions of reality show up to ruin all the fun I like the first day of school for a different reason, though. You see, I have a sort of power. When I look at people, I can...sense a sort of aura around them. A colored outline based on how long that person has to live Most everyone l meet around my age is surrounded by a solid green hue, which means they have plenty of time left A fair amount of them have a yellow orangish tinge to their auras, which tends to mean a car crash or some other tragedy. Anything that takes people "before their time" as they say The real fun is when the auras venture into the red end of the spectrum though. Every now and again l'll see someone who's basically a walking stoplight. Those are the ones who get murdered or kill themselves. It's such a rush to see them and know their time is numbered. With that in mind, I always get to class very early so l can scout out my classmates' fates. The first kid who walked in was basically radiating red. I chuckled to myself. Too damn bad, bro. But as people kept walking in, they all had the same intense glow. I finally caught a glimpse of my rose- tinted reflection in the window, but l was too stunned to move. Our professor stepped in and locked the door, his aura a sickening shade of reen funny ny.co Woah I was not ready
first kid: THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (Link
 to story)
 Everyone loves the first day of school
 right? New year, new classes, new
 friends. It's a day full of potential and
 hope, before all the dreary
 depressions of reality show up to ruin
 all the fun
 I like the first day of school for a
 different reason, though. You see, I
 have a sort of power. When I look at
 people, I can...sense a sort of aura
 around them. A colored outline based
 on how long that person has to live
 Most everyone l meet around my age
 is surrounded by a solid green hue,
 which means they have plenty of time
 left
 A fair amount of them have a yellow
 orangish tinge to their auras, which
 tends to mean a car crash or some
 other tragedy. Anything that takes
 people "before their time" as they say
 The real fun is when the auras venture
 into the red end of the spectrum
 though. Every now and again l'll see
 someone who's basically a walking
 stoplight. Those are the ones who get
 murdered or kill themselves. It's such
 a rush to see them and know their
 time is numbered.
 With that in mind, I always get to class
 very early so l can scout out my
 classmates' fates. The first kid who
 walked in was basically radiating red. I
 chuckled to myself. Too damn bad,
 bro. But as people kept walking in,
 they all had the same intense glow. I
 finally caught a glimpse of my rose-
 tinted reflection in the window, but l
 was too stunned to move. Our
 professor stepped in and locked the
 door, his aura a sickening shade of
 reen
 funny
 ny.co
Woah I was not ready

Woah I was not ready

first kid: the-archmagister I don't know how any of what I said was "telling". You out words in my mouth and claimed I said things I didn't. You're speaking from a place of extreme privilege if you really think there are people out there who are simply too stupid to understand their own financial situation in relation to having a child. Get your condescending "Tll pray for you sweetheart Source: patron-saint-of #enjoy your block 164 notes <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/161894409909/hahahah-yep-i-am-privileged-when-i-was" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hahahah yep!!!! I am privileged! When I was suffering from undiagnosed depression and pregnant with my first kid when both my husband and I were unemployed was a privilege!! Watching my husband go hungry just so he could afford to feed me and take care of our baby was a privilege! Not being able to afford formula so I literally had to make breastfeeding work out or go into even more debt was a privilege! Having no car at all to go to prenatal appointments so having to depend on a homebirth midwife who worked over an hour away was a privilege! Finally realizing I had depression but not affording counseling for over a year was a privilege!! Struggling with intense suicidal tendencies that almost came to fruition if I had a knife then during my second pregnancy was also a privilege lmao!!!! Currently living with my dad in one moldy leaking basement because hubby is paid just above the poverty line for our family and state after taxes and debt payment is my best privilege of all haha!!! Honestly the only reason I can avoid pregnancy at this point is because I practice NFP otherwise I would have no money for birth control either! Oh yeah NO INSURANCE so Lord forbid any of us get sick or if I get signs of reproductive cancers (it runs in the family fun!!!) My life is all roses and rainbows that’s the ONLY reason why I am pro-life!!!</p><h2>Pro-life women know what they are supporting. I know damn well what I am defending. You just can’t handle the fact that I and others like me don’t buy abortion’s lies despite the hardships. <br/></h2></blockquote>
first kid: the-archmagister
 I don't know how any of what I said was "telling". You out words in my mouth and
 claimed I said things I didn't. You're speaking from a place of extreme privilege
 if you really think there are people out there who are simply too stupid to
 understand their own financial situation in relation to having a child. Get your
 condescending
 "Tll pray for you sweetheart
 Source: patron-saint-of
 #enjoy your block
 164 notes
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/161894409909/hahahah-yep-i-am-privileged-when-i-was" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>hahahah yep!!!! I am privileged! When I was suffering from undiagnosed depression and pregnant with my first kid when both my husband and I were unemployed was a privilege!! Watching my husband go hungry just so he could afford to feed me and take care of our baby was a privilege! Not being able to afford formula so I literally had to make breastfeeding work out or go into even more debt was a privilege! Having no car at all to go to prenatal appointments so having to depend on a homebirth midwife who worked over an hour away was a privilege! Finally realizing I had depression but not affording counseling for over a year was a privilege!! Struggling with intense suicidal tendencies that almost came to fruition if I had a knife then during my second pregnancy was also a privilege lmao!!!! Currently living with my dad in one moldy leaking basement because hubby is paid just above the poverty line for our family and state after taxes and debt payment is my best privilege of all haha!!! Honestly the only reason I can avoid pregnancy at this point is because I practice NFP otherwise I would have no money for birth control either! Oh yeah NO INSURANCE so Lord forbid any of us get sick or if I get signs of reproductive cancers (it runs in the family fun!!!) My life is all roses and rainbows that’s the ONLY reason why I am pro-life!!!</p><h2>Pro-life women know what they are supporting. I know damn well what I am defending. You just can’t handle the fact that I and others like me don’t buy abortion’s lies despite the hardships. <br/></h2></blockquote>

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