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Fite: Today 19 AM Choose your own adventure: match on tinder, you choose to... A Ghost him, proving his fear of the paranormal to be well founded. B. Set up a date but never follow through and just kind of talik for 2: months C.Have a deep and meaningful conversation D. Do tinder things E. Explore the cave for clues Today 9.20 AM Ya know usually l'd pick B because that's how it tends to go most of time but I'm feelin GOOD and LUCKY today so i You explore the cave. You find a tarch and light it. It's raining outside. You then choose to A Leave the cave and walk outsi de. B. Delve deeper into the cave C Check to see what else is in the entrance I love to delve. B You delve deeper into the cave as the light dissapears behind you. You come across a fork in the cave an you A Go left towards the sound of water B. Go right towards a faint light Today 124 PM I'm feeling kinda perched, A You enter a cavem with a waterfall flowing into a crystal clear pool. You then.. A Get into the water B. Try to climb up the waterfall C Look around In the cavem D. Go beck Today 3 29 PM B Today 0 PM You go to the waterfall, grab a rock to climb but it's slippery and you fall into the weter.. A You swim to share B. Dive down and explore C Drown Teday 8.58 PM B! You talke a gulp of air and dive down You reach the bottom of the pool and see a lava tube that looks like it loads to a place to breath, a glittering sword and a treasure chest. You choose to.. A Go in the tube and explore some more B. Grab the sword C. Try to open the chest D. Ascend to the top of the pool Stitch It! You enter the tube and find a new cavern filed with air with a single sliver of moonlight cutting throigh the center of the cavern that connects to the outside. You . A Check out the discarded journal sitting besides the moonlight sliver B. Stand inside of the sliver C Attempt to figure aut if there is a code in the stalagtites on the ceiling Today 9:33 PM HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm A You open the joumal and can see nates scrawled all over but the darkest says beware the light. On the next page is a code number but you can't make it out in the low light A Throw somath ing into the maonlight and see what happens B. Grab the joumal and go back to the previous cavern C. Toss the joumal aside and look at those stalagtites D. Try to get your wet torch to light somehow C You study the stalagtites, they dont meen anything, what did you cxpect? You pick the journal back up and... See above A B. D Today 10 4 PM You grab a rock and throw it into the moonlight beam, it catches fire lighting up the carven before it disintegrates away. Having sean this you... A Throw all the rocks you can in the beam to watch the fireworkss B.Put the end of your torch in the maonlught beam C. Go back in the upper cavern B! You light the torch! You can now see cvarything cloarly. You now. A Take the journal back out and try) to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C Stick your hand in the moon beam to see if it's hat Honestly...c You stick your hand in the moon beam... Surprise it's hot. Having learned that the fite setting thing is hot you then.. A Take the journal back out and try to read it again B. Look around the cavern to see if you missed anything C. Stick your hand in the moon beam again, and science Stitch It! НАНАН can I do C and then A Your hand burns more and you can't feel your fingers anymore considering the magic fire thing this makes sense and you record it for scientific rigor. You take the journal back out and read it under the Iight You read the code that was written in it and the code is. A Sabrina's number B. 1234567890 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!! You mamorize the number then dive back into the water and approch the chest at the bottom of the lake and put in a tencdigit code. That code is.. Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG
Fite: Today 19 AM
 Choose your own adventure:
 match on tinder,
 you choose to...
 A Ghost him, proving his fear of the
 paranormal to be well founded.
 B. Set up a date but never follow
 through and just kind of talik for 2:
 months
 C.Have a deep and meaningful
 conversation
 D. Do tinder things
 E. Explore the cave for clues
 Today 9.20 AM
 Ya know usually l'd pick B because
 that's how it tends to go most of
 time but I'm feelin GOOD and
 LUCKY today so i
 You explore the cave. You find a
 tarch and light it. It's raining outside.
 You then choose to
 A Leave the cave and walk outsi de.
 B. Delve deeper into the cave
 C Check to see what else is in the
 entrance
 I love to delve. B
 You delve deeper into the cave as
 the light dissapears behind you. You
 come across a fork in the cave an
 you
 A Go left towards the sound of
 water
 B. Go right towards a faint light
 Today 124 PM
 I'm feeling kinda perched, A
 You enter a cavem with a waterfall
 flowing into a crystal clear pool. You
 then..
 A Get into the water
 B. Try to climb up the waterfall
 C Look around In the cavem
 D. Go beck
 Today 3 29 PM
 B
 Today 0 PM
 You go to the waterfall, grab a rock
 to climb but it's slippery and you fall
 into the weter..
 A You swim to share
 B. Dive down and explore
 C Drown
 Teday 8.58 PM
 B!
 You talke a gulp of air and dive
 down You reach the bottom of the
 pool and see a lava tube that looks
 like it loads to a place to breath,
 a glittering sword and a treasure
 chest. You choose to..
 A Go in the tube and explore some
 more
 B. Grab the sword
 C. Try to open the chest
 D. Ascend to the top of the pool
 Stitch It!
 You enter the tube and find a new
 cavern filed with air with a single
 sliver of moonlight cutting throigh
 the center of the cavern that
 connects to the outside. You .
 A Check out the discarded journal
 sitting besides the moonlight sliver
 B. Stand inside of the sliver
 C Attempt to figure aut if there is a
 code in the stalagtites on the ceiling
 Today 9:33 PM
 HAHAHA this is getting wild ummm
 A
 You open the joumal and can see
 nates scrawled all over but the
 darkest says beware the light. On
 the next page is a code number but
 you can't make it out in the low light
 A Throw somath ing into the
 maonlight and see what happens
 B. Grab the joumal and go back to
 the previous cavern
 C. Toss the joumal aside and look at
 those stalagtites
 D. Try to get your wet torch to light
 somehow
 C
 You study the stalagtites, they
 dont meen anything, what did you
 cxpect? You pick the journal back
 up and...
 See above
 A
 B.
 D
 Today 10 4 PM
 You grab a rock and throw it into
 the moonlight beam, it catches fire
 lighting up the carven before it
 disintegrates away. Having sean this
 you...
 A Throw all the rocks you can in the
 beam to watch the fireworkss
 B.Put the end of your torch in the
 maonlught beam
 C. Go back in the upper cavern
 B!
 You light the torch! You can now see
 cvarything cloarly. You now.
 A Take the journal back out and try)
 to read it again
 B. Look around the cavern to see if
 you missed anything
 C Stick your hand in the moon
 beam to see if it's hat
 Honestly...c
 You stick your hand in the moon
 beam... Surprise it's hot. Having
 learned that the fite setting thing is
 hot you then..
 A Take the journal back out and try
 to read it again
 B. Look around the cavern to see if
 you missed anything
 C. Stick your hand in the moon
 beam again,
 and science
 Stitch It!
 НАНАН
 can I do C and then A
 Your hand burns more and you
 can't feel your fingers anymore
 considering the magic fire thing this
 makes sense and you record it for
 scientific rigor. You take the journal
 back out and read it under the Iight
 You read the code that was written
 in it and the code is.
 A Sabrina's number
 B. 1234567890
 IM INTRUIGED NOW A!!
 You mamorize the number then dive
 back into the water and approch the
 chest at the bottom of the lake and
 put in a tencdigit code. That code
 is..
Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

Welcome to tinder the newest text based RPG

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Here OPI fixed it for you

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Credit: @notlikethecar

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Fite: "Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him," Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents <p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote> <p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>everything makes sense now</p> </blockquote> <p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HECKING FITE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>
Fite: "Well let me be clear: Donald
 Trump may be a rat, but I have no
 desire to copulate with him," Cruz
 said, bizarrely implying he is
 attracted to rodents
<p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote>

<p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p>
</blockquote>

<p>everything makes sense now</p>
</blockquote>

<p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>HECKING FITE ME</p>
</blockquote>

<p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>

<p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz...

Fite: PROGRAMMER DAD FRIEND THAT COMES OVER AND NEVER LEAVES WINEMOM GOTH TEEN LITTLE BROTHER - NERD - collects stamps - memorized entire bee movie script - likes art more than u never showers - dad jokes 24/7 - lovesrobots more than people -92% mental issues - says "fite me" too much - "welcome to my dark and twisted mind" - eyeliner always perf - just trying their best - watches anime - MCR 4 LYFE - really nice - cares what ppl think of them - takes bokemongo too seriously b4 swirls wine glass drinking from it like a dick - secretlyjudgingu - only drinks red wine - fake really gay snapchats everything - 2 pure 4 this world third wheel 4 everything - third wheel 4 everythina BETTER THAN YOu CousIN WEIRD UNCLE WEIRD UNCLE X1O DISTANT COusIN Kooky GRANDPA -"back in my day - laughs at everything -parano - waitina 4 some1 to ask about their fav cryptid - can build a bomb but doesn't know how to change their ringtone - always talking about their qf in canada - kinda boring kind of an asshole - has 1 friend - doesn't know what personal space is - the worst tbh - fake bitch - shady af outwordly will seduce a rock forfun - ownbiggest fan - lies on resume juages u Blood orange - owna 2002 nokia phone - pushes alasses up anime style b4 correcting somel - meme hoe always screaming - fueled by coffee - sh*tposts - aDORKable <p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>
Fite: PROGRAMMER
 DAD
 FRIEND THAT COMES
 OVER AND NEVER LEAVES
 WINEMOM
 GOTH TEEN
 LITTLE BROTHER
 - NERD
 - collects stamps
 - memorized entire bee
 movie script
 - likes art more than u
 never showers
 - dad jokes 24/7
 - lovesrobots more than
 people
 -92% mental issues
 - says "fite me" too much
 - "welcome to my dark
 and twisted mind"
 - eyeliner always perf
 - just trying their best
 - watches anime
 - MCR 4 LYFE
 - really nice
 - cares what ppl think
 of them
 - takes bokemongo
 too seriously
 b4
 swirls wine glass
 drinking from it like a dick
 - secretlyjudgingu
 - only drinks red wine
 - fake
 really gay
 snapchats everything
 - 2 pure 4 this world
 third wheel 4 everything
 - third wheel 4 everythina
 BETTER THAN YOu
 CousIN
 WEIRD UNCLE
 WEIRD UNCLE X1O DISTANT COusIN
 Kooky GRANDPA
 -"back in my day
 - laughs at everything
 -parano
 - waitina 4 some1 to ask
 about their fav cryptid
 - can build a bomb but
 doesn't know how to change
 their ringtone
 - always talking about
 their qf in canada
 - kinda boring
 kind of an asshole
 - has 1 friend
 - doesn't know what
 personal space is
 - the worst tbh
 - fake bitch
 - shady af
 outwordly
 will seduce a rock forfun
 - ownbiggest fan
 - lies on resume
 juages u
 Blood orange
 - owna 2002 nokia phone
 - pushes alasses up anime
 style b4 correcting somel
 - meme hoe
 always screaming
 - fueled by coffee
 - sh*tposts
 - aDORKable
<p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>

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