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    flapping: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should
 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines.
 T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the
 eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes
 ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout
 because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her
 intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see
 what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit.
 3.
 was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of
 My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First
 time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both
 fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were
 that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm
 flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly
 amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of
 my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go
 presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon
 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over
 Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off
 6 MOI ST
 " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there.
 .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more
 legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down
 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not
 seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked
 out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2
 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've
 seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in
 front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my
 grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of
 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly
 interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet..
 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet
 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of
 wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big
 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or
 Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as
 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it
 when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in
 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first
 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get
 saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go
 into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard
 on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid
 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And
 the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another
 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the
 top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button &
 it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of
 The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat
 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was
 and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl
 and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during
 those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out
 without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask
 girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the
 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move
 when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of
 romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these
 welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego
 backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back
 trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt
 and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>24 Guys Describe Their Reaction The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                flapping: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should
 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines.
 T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the
 eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes
 ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout
 because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her
 intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see
 what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit.
 3.
 was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of
 My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First
 time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both
 fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were
 that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm
 flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly
 amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of
 my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go
 presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon
 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over
 Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off
 6 MOI ST
 " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there.
 .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more
 legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down
 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not
 seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked
 out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2
 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've
 seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in
 front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my
 grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of
 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly
 interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet..
 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet
 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of
 wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big
 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or
 Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as
 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it
 when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in
 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first
 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get
 saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go
 into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard
 on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid
 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And
 the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another
 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the
 top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button &
 it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of
 The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat
 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was
 and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl
 and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during
 those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out
 without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask
 girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the
 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move
 when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of
 romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these
 welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego
 backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back
 trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt
 and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>24 Guys Describe Their Reaction The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
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    flapping: Stairway to Heaven
 @DrSmasihlove
Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers 🤗) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet 😂. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill 🤚. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK 🙃). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP 💃🏻😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                flapping: Stairway to Heaven
 @DrSmasihlove
Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers 🤗) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet 😂. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill 🤚. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK 🙃). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP 💃🏻😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 1...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    flapping: he Swiss are voting on a plan to end poverty forever.
 Step one: give every adult $33,600
 a year, no strings attached.
 There is no step two.
 Photo: Flickr/twicepix
loon-whisperer:

tank-grrl:

hello-missmayhem:

cptprocrastination:

doomhamster:

belcanta:

nikkidubs:

attentiondeficitaptitude:

belcanta:

Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. 

Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.
The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.
But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.

“BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?” screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. “You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!”“But where will people get the incentive to work?!” Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. “You think people should get paid for nothing? I work hard for my money!”
“But who will serve me?” grumbled Marty McMoneybags. “Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I do have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is stressful—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m rich??”

I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!

The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)
And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!
Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.
And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.
Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.
And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.
The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?
TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.

reblogging for more top commentary

They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. 
But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.
Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.

The picture is awesome, but read the commentary, that’s what I’m reblogging for.

“Wait, so what happened?  Why did Mincome end if it was working?”
Wikipedia:  “–  was closed down in 1979 under the Conservative government –”“Ah.”

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                flapping: he Swiss are voting on a plan to end poverty forever.
 Step one: give every adult $33,600
 a year, no strings attached.
 There is no step two.
 Photo: Flickr/twicepix
loon-whisperer:

tank-grrl:

hello-missmayhem:

cptprocrastination:

doomhamster:

belcanta:

nikkidubs:

attentiondeficitaptitude:

belcanta:

Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. 

Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.
The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.
But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.

“BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?” screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. “You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!”“But where will people get the incentive to work?!” Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. “You think people should get paid for nothing? I work hard for my money!”
“But who will serve me?” grumbled Marty McMoneybags. “Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I do have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is stressful—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m rich??”

I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!

The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)
And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!
Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.
And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.
Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.
And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.
The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?
TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.

reblogging for more top commentary

They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. 
But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.
Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.

The picture is awesome, but read the commentary, that’s what I’m reblogging for.

“Wait, so what happened?  Why did Mincome end if it was working?”
Wikipedia:  “–  was closed down in 1979 under the Conservative government –”“Ah.”

                
            

            
            
loon-whisperer:

tank-grrl:

hello-missmayhem:

cptprocrastination:

doomhamster:

belcanta:

nikkidubs:

attentiondeficitaptitude:

belc...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    flapping: NEWS
 Pagani Has Unveiled The Staggeringly
 Beautiful And Sensationally Fast Huayra
 Roadster
Via @carthrottlenews - Excuse us if we’re feeling a bit faint. Pagani has taken the wraps off the Huayra Roadster and its epic 760bhp V12. - As with the hard-top, the Huayra sits on a monocoque made of the coolest-sounding material in the world, carbotanium, but it skims knowledge gained from the ballistic Huayra BC project to improve outright performance. - Check out these numbers. It’s actually 80kg lighter than the coupe, it’s going to be 3.0 seconds or so to the 62mph benchmark, not much more to hit 100mph and a top speed somewhere in the region of LOTS. The 380mm brakes are as big as some superminis’ wheels and the staggeringly gorgeous forged aluminium wheels measure 20 inches at the front and 21 at the back. - New suspension components are mostly responsible for the weight saving. They are made out of a Pagani-developed lightweight aluminium alloy it calls HiForg, which cuts 25 per cent out of each piece’s weight. - The engine is a bespoke V12 built by Mercedes-AMG, with two turbos pushing torque all the way up to 737lb ft. - More numbers. The Huayra Roadster only weighs about as much as an Audi TT, at 1280kg, and with the benefit of new aero flaps at both ends, which optimise downforce both on the road and the track, it can achieve lateral G-force measuring 1.8G. Yes, really. - To reach 1G lateral acceleration on the road you need a great car, ultimate confidence in the surface and a bucket of bravery pills, so 1.8G is likely to apply to the track, where it’s well beyond the understanding of mere mortals. And, for that matter, all the sickeningly rich people who’ve bought one of the 100 that will be built. - Obviously they’ve all already sold at the asking price of about £1.93 million. Did we also mention that it’s incredibly, breath-stealingly stunning? If you ever see one on the road it might just be the greatest moment of your life.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                flapping: NEWS
 Pagani Has Unveiled The Staggeringly
 Beautiful And Sensationally Fast Huayra
 Roadster
Via @carthrottlenews - Excuse us if we’re feeling a bit faint. Pagani has taken the wraps off the Huayra Roadster and its epic 760bhp V12. - As with the hard-top, the Huayra sits on a monocoque made of the coolest-sounding material in the world, carbotanium, but it skims knowledge gained from the ballistic Huayra BC project to improve outright performance. - Check out these numbers. It’s actually 80kg lighter than the coupe, it’s going to be 3.0 seconds or so to the 62mph benchmark, not much more to hit 100mph and a top speed somewhere in the region of LOTS. The 380mm brakes are as big as some superminis’ wheels and the staggeringly gorgeous forged aluminium wheels measure 20 inches at the front and 21 at the back. - New suspension components are mostly responsible for the weight saving. They are made out of a Pagani-developed lightweight aluminium alloy it calls HiForg, which cuts 25 per cent out of each piece’s weight. - The engine is a bespoke V12 built by Mercedes-AMG, with two turbos pushing torque all the way up to 737lb ft. - More numbers. The Huayra Roadster only weighs about as much as an Audi TT, at 1280kg, and with the benefit of new aero flaps at both ends, which optimise downforce both on the road and the track, it can achieve lateral G-force measuring 1.8G. Yes, really. - To reach 1G lateral acceleration on the road you need a great car, ultimate confidence in the surface and a bucket of bravery pills, so 1.8G is likely to apply to the track, where it’s well beyond the understanding of mere mortals. And, for that matter, all the sickeningly rich people who’ve bought one of the 100 that will be built. - Obviously they’ve all already sold at the asking price of about £1.93 million. Did we also mention that it’s incredibly, breath-stealingly stunning? If you ever see one on the road it might just be the greatest moment of your life.
                
            

            
            
Via @carthrottlenews - Excuse us if we’re feeling a bit faint. Pagani has taken the wraps off the Huayra Roadster and its epic 760bhp V12...