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fleshlights: the wraith r/sounding -is regularly peniley penetrated by objects like barbed wire, chainsaws, drills, wood screws, even red hot rebar -became intrigued upon first discovering the accursed subreddit -decided that his dick is the fleshlight for other objects pleasure the Grand Wizard autofellatico -doesn't need to carry a 3rd party pleasure device, gets off in the public restroom and probably your -his long neck allows him to suck his own dick restroom -had 2 ribs removed so he could suck his own dick -has developed scoliosis from all of his dick sucking the Wizard pringles can -has never cleaned his fleshlight and it has become pregnant and will soon deliver a litter of mini-wizards who will have their -couldn't afford a real fleshlight, and was too scared to use a hornets nest own pringles can fleshlights, thus the cycle continues Pringles -his fleshlight consists of a pringles can, a latex glove, some kitchen sponges and socks -doesn't use lotion, goes in fully dry for maximum pleasure the Ince1 right hand -his right arm has become sWollen as shit, still can't throw a decent punch -hasn't even heard of what a fleshlight is -it's just tuggin and tuggin -doesn't even get any friction pleasure, just a shitty orgasm and that's it -his mom can hear his violent fapping despite him being in the basement with the door closed the virgin girlfriend -his fleshlight has the ability to speak, it is probably defective -his fleshlight can leave him if it wants, leaving him with just his hand (again) -his fleshlight can tell him "No" -has to deal with gruesome boring conversations about his fleshlights day and what it did, and that one bitch at the store, and no makeup, and this and that -he has to buy things for his fleshlight, like purses and makeup, still doesn't get any the basic fleshlight -has it hidden probably in his closet or cum sock drawer, "for personal use only" -wants more than just his hand "realistic" -it vibrates -thought he was buying a new flAshlight but got this instead, thought it was better -training his stamina for when he fucks Veronica the Brad Garbage Disposal -well, that sums up why he doesn't have a -calls himself a professional castrator, offers 'service' to anyone who asks bulge it was garbage anyways 'Teeth and Sharp -has a -didn't even make a video of it damn. . Objects' fetish the Chad blowup doll -his doll is ready to service him on demand, any time, any place, and condition, any lotion -doll will never leave him, loves him more than he loves her properly proportioned tits and correct placement of the vagina (on the stomach, duh, -his doll is a 100% accurate depiction of the proper female figure cause that's where it is.) -his dolls face is very attractive, much more attractive than Stacy the Thad Motorcycle Exhaust -got a 'burnout blowjob' from his bike too, felt better than anything Tracy could ever do -loves his motorcycle, literally -dick is charred and burnt from all the fucking, giving it "character" -his bike is pregnant, is going to have a of 30cс, 40сс, and 80сс pocket rockets family full -can only fuck his bike while revving the throttle on max the Bruce Death Adder Snake -the venom from the snake interacts with his penile nervous system making him feel 100x the normal sensations -is immune to dying from snake venom because he is Bruce, and he is Australian mate. -snake comes with built-in regenerating, ultra-thin AstroGlide so he can go in dry whenever -the snake actively tries its hardest to swallow Bruce's bulge, giving some wild wicked suction pleasure to him the Lad fucking a whale -dat fin tho -name is probably John McAfee -Pearl, don't tell daddy Krabs about this.. -almost got his ribcage crushed, would proudly do it again -his fleshlight is a literal BBW, Big, BEE-AYY-UUTIFUL Whale was part of a whale fucking competition the RAD Stack of Weights -loves his weights so much that he literally has to have sex with them -doesn't use lube, his dick sweat is the lube, that's how you know he's feelin the burn -takes his weights to fancy restaurant dates -sometimes dressed his weights with bras and thongs to give him energy to lift an extra 200kg -his dick can lift 700kg valid explination for why the weights are always greasy as fuck HORNETS NEST THE DAD -DAD has two Hornet Fuck Buddies, Hornad and Hlad. -is getting a 5 star massage from the entire hornets -Thad and Chad both have their own Hornet Fuck Buddy They make his dick nest too! bigger by stinging him, which essentially makes the next more tight, giving him maximum pleasure -The hornets leave virgin alone, he's missing out, what with having a girlfriend and all. -the hornets have made DAD's dick their their official home. The two have formed a deal, DAD fucks the nest, and the Hornets protect DAD from the wrath of MOM. It's a win win for DAD, fuck the hornets, literally 4.0 GADMETHAMPHETAMINE THE -is ready for another orgasm instantly after his orgasm -has fucked his pipe -will only smoke his meth after he has had sex with the bag at least 22 times -has never heard of sex -had his first orgasm when he smoked his first hit, and ever since then all he has wanted is -is part of the '4 second Meth Masturbation Club' (yah. . it's a thing.) MORE FUCKING METH What's your FleshLight? (Wraith to GAD)
fleshlights: the wraith r/sounding
 -is regularly peniley
 penetrated by objects like
 barbed wire, chainsaws,
 drills, wood screws, even
 red hot rebar
 -became intrigued upon
 first discovering the
 accursed subreddit
 -decided that his dick is
 the fleshlight for other
 objects pleasure
 the Grand Wizard autofellatico
 -doesn't need to carry a 3rd
 party pleasure device,
 gets off in the public
 restroom and probably your
 -his long neck allows him to
 suck his own dick
 restroom
 -had 2 ribs removed so he could
 suck his own dick
 -has developed scoliosis from
 all of his dick sucking
 the Wizard pringles
 can
 -has never cleaned his fleshlight
 and it has become pregnant and
 will soon deliver a litter of
 mini-wizards who will have their
 -couldn't afford a real
 fleshlight, and was too scared
 to use a hornets nest
 own pringles can fleshlights,
 thus the cycle continues
 Pringles
 -his fleshlight consists of a
 pringles can, a latex glove,
 some kitchen sponges and socks
 -doesn't use lotion, goes in
 fully dry for maximum pleasure
 the Ince1
 right hand
 -his right arm has become
 sWollen as shit, still can't
 throw a decent punch
 -hasn't even heard of what a
 fleshlight is
 -it's just tuggin and tuggin
 -doesn't even get any friction
 pleasure, just a shitty
 orgasm and that's it
 -his mom can hear his violent
 fapping despite him being in the
 basement with the door closed
 the virgin girlfriend
 -his fleshlight has the ability
 to speak, it is probably
 defective
 -his fleshlight can leave him
 if it wants, leaving him
 with just his hand (again)
 -his fleshlight can tell
 him "No"
 -has to deal with gruesome
 boring conversations about
 his fleshlights day and what
 it did, and that one bitch
 at the store, and no makeup,
 and this and that
 -he has to buy things for
 his fleshlight, like purses
 and makeup, still doesn't
 get any
 the basic fleshlight
 -has it hidden probably in his
 closet or cum sock drawer,
 "for personal use only"
 -wants more than just his hand
 "realistic"
 -it vibrates
 -thought he was buying
 a new flAshlight but
 got this instead, thought
 it was better
 -training his stamina for
 when he fucks Veronica
 the Brad Garbage Disposal
 -well, that sums up why he
 doesn't have a
 -calls himself a professional
 castrator, offers 'service'
 to anyone who asks
 bulge
 it was
 garbage anyways
 'Teeth and Sharp
 -has a
 -didn't even make a video of it
 damn. .
 Objects' fetish
 the Chad blowup doll
 -his doll is ready to service
 him on demand, any time, any
 place, and condition, any
 lotion
 -doll will never leave him,
 loves him more than he loves
 her
 properly proportioned tits
 and correct placement of the
 vagina (on the stomach, duh,
 -his doll is a 100% accurate
 depiction of the proper female
 figure
 cause that's where it is.)
 -his dolls face is very
 attractive, much more attractive
 than Stacy
 the Thad Motorcycle Exhaust
 -got a 'burnout blowjob'
 from his bike too,
 felt better than anything
 Tracy could ever do
 -loves his motorcycle, literally
 -dick is charred and burnt from
 all the fucking, giving it
 "character"
 -his bike is pregnant, is
 going to have a
 of 30cс, 40сс, and 80сс
 pocket rockets
 family full
 -can only fuck his
 bike while revving
 the throttle on max
 the Bruce Death Adder Snake
 -the venom from the snake
 interacts with his penile
 nervous system making him
 feel 100x the normal
 sensations
 -is immune to dying from snake venom
 because he is Bruce, and he is
 Australian mate.
 -snake comes with built-in
 regenerating, ultra-thin
 AstroGlide so he can go in
 dry whenever
 -the snake actively tries
 its hardest to swallow
 Bruce's bulge, giving some
 wild wicked suction
 pleasure to him
 the Lad fucking
 a whale
 -dat fin tho
 -name is probably John McAfee
 -Pearl, don't tell daddy
 Krabs about this..
 -almost got his ribcage
 crushed, would proudly
 do it again
 -his fleshlight is a literal BBW,
 Big, BEE-AYY-UUTIFUL Whale
 was part of a
 whale fucking competition
 the RAD Stack of Weights
 -loves his weights so much that he
 literally has to have sex with them
 -doesn't use lube, his dick
 sweat is the lube, that's how
 you know he's feelin the burn
 -takes his weights to
 fancy restaurant dates
 -sometimes dressed his weights
 with bras and thongs to
 give him energy to lift an
 extra 200kg
 -his dick can lift 700kg
 valid explination for why
 the weights are always
 greasy as fuck
 HORNETS
 NEST
 THE DAD
 -DAD has two Hornet Fuck
 Buddies, Hornad and Hlad.
 -is getting a 5 star massage
 from the entire hornets
 -Thad and Chad both have
 their own Hornet Fuck Buddy
 They make his dick
 nest
 too!
 bigger by stinging him,
 which essentially makes the
 next more tight, giving him
 maximum pleasure
 -The hornets leave
 virgin alone, he's
 missing out, what
 with having a
 girlfriend and all.
 -the hornets have made DAD's dick their
 their official home.
 The two have formed a
 deal, DAD fucks the nest, and the Hornets
 protect DAD from the wrath of MOM.
 It's a win win for DAD, fuck the hornets, literally
 4.0
 GADMETHAMPHETAMINE
 THE
 -is ready for another
 orgasm instantly
 after his orgasm
 -has fucked his pipe
 -will only smoke his meth
 after he has had sex
 with the bag at least
 22 times
 -has never heard of
 sex
 -had his first
 orgasm when he smoked
 his first hit, and
 ever since then all he
 has wanted is
 -is part of the '4 second
 Meth Masturbation Club'
 (yah. . it's a thing.)
 MORE
 FUCKING
 METH
What's your FleshLight? (Wraith to GAD)

What's your FleshLight? (Wraith to GAD)

fleshlights: the virgin incel The Chad Incel a vagina -has never seen -has been collecting his semen in 50 gallon oil barrels. on his 6th barrel. in his life he's -had never heard of porn prays to find just a single girl that will fuck him -needs porn to get off -takes him 30m on -strapped his fleshlight to a fucking jackhammer uses his pet rattlesnake as a fleshlight pornhub to find a vid to get off to -massive, thick, gooey loads. when he jizzes it is just a pure stream of semen. -death grips his micropenis because it otherwise -only watches young girls, does not show attention to hot MILFS -his rattlesnakes diet consists purely of his semen, his rattlesnake is doesn't feel good and GILES -has never heard of a bodybuilder from all the protein -his loads are just clear liquid, no generic dollar store lotion lotion. cums so much that he uses his sperm content whatsoever previous loads as lubrication paints his walls with his semen. unique orange-gold wall paint impresses everyone and increased the -strapped his fleshlight to a jet engine for maximum rotation pleasure -his room is cluttered with -small loads, usually just one or two shots his old jizz napkins -doesnt own a fleshlight -thinks girls are just fleshlights that ship with bullshit to deal with would rather fuck something value of his home. -his mattress and pillows are pregnant. -puts girls on a pedestal even the femcels. only uses his hand -Lacy herself tries to fuck him -literally fucks everything -not even the witch would fuck him that doesn't have bullshit that makes his cock feel for him to deal with just to get a simple orgasm. but Chadcel ignores amazing her as if she is the black plague. The Virgin Incel vs. The Chad Incel
fleshlights: the virgin incel
 The Chad Incel
 a vagina
 -has never seen
 -has been collecting his semen
 in 50 gallon oil barrels.
 on his 6th barrel.
 in his life
 he's
 -had never heard of porn
 prays to find
 just a single
 girl that will
 fuck him
 -needs porn to get off
 -takes him 30m on
 -strapped his fleshlight
 to a fucking jackhammer
 uses his pet rattlesnake
 as a fleshlight
 pornhub to find a vid
 to get off to
 -massive, thick, gooey
 loads. when he jizzes
 it is just a pure stream
 of semen.
 -death grips his
 micropenis because
 it otherwise
 -only watches young
 girls, does not show
 attention to hot MILFS
 -his rattlesnakes
 diet consists purely
 of his semen, his
 rattlesnake is
 doesn't feel good
 and GILES
 -has never heard of
 a bodybuilder from
 all the protein
 -his loads are just
 clear liquid, no
 generic dollar
 store lotion
 lotion. cums
 so much
 that he uses his
 sperm content whatsoever
 previous loads
 as lubrication
 paints his walls
 with his semen.
 unique orange-gold
 wall paint
 impresses everyone
 and increased the
 -strapped his
 fleshlight to a jet
 engine for maximum
 rotation pleasure
 -his room is
 cluttered with
 -small loads, usually
 just one or two shots
 his old
 jizz napkins
 -doesnt own a fleshlight
 -thinks girls are just
 fleshlights that ship with
 bullshit to deal with
 would rather fuck something
 value of his home.
 -his mattress and pillows
 are pregnant.
 -puts girls on a pedestal
 even the femcels.
 only uses his hand
 -Lacy herself
 tries to fuck him
 -literally fucks everything
 -not even the witch
 would fuck him
 that doesn't have bullshit
 that makes his cock feel
 for him to deal with just
 to get a simple orgasm.
 but Chadcel ignores
 amazing
 her as if she is
 the black plague.
The Virgin Incel vs. The Chad Incel

The Virgin Incel vs. The Chad Incel