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Best Friend, Drinking, and Family: READ THIS Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions. Where am 12: You're in the ICU atyes, this is the hospital you like. s today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the What i hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short ternm memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or aswould say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT scan, and you didn't stroke out of have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're confident that this is temporary MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain: It's airborne, and it's an inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or infection.is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and dumping just in case Does my family know2: Yes, your family knows. is flying out tomorrow and yo grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twiceand all of your family has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually L have to pee. You have a catheter, so feel free. 2: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22d of June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it. amiliar?: That's your nurse are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times <p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/156366480519/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunapics.tumblr.com/post/45478943574">lunapics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingsquid.tumblr.com/post/45364692714">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/friends-make-a-woman-hospitalized-with-short-term-memory-loss-an-informative-faq/">Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best friend a person could ever have.</p> </blockquote> <p>The last one 😂</p> </blockquote> <p>I fucking burst out laughing at that last one</p> </blockquote>
Best Friend, Drinking, and Family: READ THIS
 Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your
 memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions.
 Where am 12: You're in the ICU atyes, this is the hospital you like.
 s today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the
 What i
 hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting
 back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the
 weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able
 to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever
 What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short ternm
 memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same
 series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but
 they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of
 the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up
 (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or aswould say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT
 scan, and you didn't stroke out of have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're
 confident that this is temporary
 MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain: It's airborne, and it's an
 inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems
 confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in
 Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or
 infection.is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and
 dumping just in case
 Does my family know2: Yes, your family knows. is flying out tomorrow and yo
 grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did
 sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twiceand all of your family
 has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually
 L have to pee. You have a catheter, so feel free.
 2: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22d of
 June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it.
 amiliar?: That's your nurse
 are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your
 fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times
<p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/156366480519/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunapics.tumblr.com/post/45478943574">lunapics</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingsquid.tumblr.com/post/45364692714">laughingsquid</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/friends-make-a-woman-hospitalized-with-short-term-memory-loss-an-informative-faq/">Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ</a></p>
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<p>This is the best friend a person could ever have.</p>
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<p>The last one 😂</p>
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<p>I fucking burst out laughing at that last one</p>
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<p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:<...

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165128487503/the-mighty-birdy-commandercoldcuts" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165127530058/commandercoldcuts-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://commandercoldcuts.tumblr.com/post/165122822095/ad-hominem-sappies-stuffinspace" class="tumblr_blog">commandercoldcuts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165122672565/stuffinspace-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stuffinspace.tumblr.com/post/165122643923/ad-hominem-sappies-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">stuffinspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165121758805/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165120146658/the-real-todd-howard-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119930209/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165119841138/the-real-todd-howard-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119589584/triggeredmedia-latenightmechanics" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165119536877/latenightmechanics-thominator47" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://latenightmechanics.tumblr.com/post/165118483463" class="tumblr_blog">latenightmechanics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thominator47.tumblr.com/post/165109880295/causality-binds-all-da-moose-mcgillycuddy" class="tumblr_blog">thominator47</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/165107648670/da-moose-mcgillycuddy-ridiculouscake-a-peace" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/165103503250/ridiculouscake-a-peace-offering-to-hurricane" class="tumblr_blog">da-moose-mcgillycuddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/post/165092664592/a-peace-offering-to-hurricane-irma-from-me-a" class="tumblr_blog">ridiculouscake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>A peace offering to Hurricane Irma from me, a humble Floridian<br/></b><br/></p> <h2>Dry floors and electricity will come to you, <br/>but only if you reblog with <br/>“Irma, lemme smash”<br/><br/></h2> <p>One last pic before the category thicc hurricane babe flushes me down to hell.<br/></p> <p><b><a href="https://orig13.deviantart.net/334f/f/2017/249/7/1/hurricane_irma_catagory_thicc_by_secretgoombaman12345-dbmjwpd.png">Larger version:</a></b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p style="">Irma, lemme smash.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Alright, there is a point where I’ve got to stop and ask y’all: What the fuck man?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You are too late. That point is so far beyond us, youd ask yourself what will come next</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkpoGBUtGyPFlncBodXZ3RQ">@triggeredmedia</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>I think I hate you</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m77Pxm6Qc7wAIYeEeZirjgQ">@wachozacko-shitposts</a> fuck irma</p> </blockquote> <p>Fucking flood me mommy</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes i regret waking up</p> <p>This is one of those times</p> </blockquote> <p>MMMMMmMMMM</p> <p>FLoOd Me E</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m gonna Fuck me a hurricane.</p> </blockquote> <p>she only fucks southerners lol</p> </blockquote> <p>Well she hittin the Caribbean and my ancestry is from there so I’m good</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqJeMrC1zUWwi8Nf-Fyv_4g">@the-mighty-birdy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mnPPi4_iZNushoKJIWB6ecA">@penguinpeddler</a> </p> <p>Are either of you OK with being symbolic prostitutes for raging dieties?</p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck am I looking at right now</p> </blockquote> <p>one thicc ass hurricane </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0894f6ab983cd0be2a495f37db35dea1/tumblr_inline_ovzf7a9i7K1unknuk_540.gif" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Repent you bunch of degenerates</p>
Ass, Fucking, and Gif: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165128487503/the-mighty-birdy-commandercoldcuts" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165127530058/commandercoldcuts-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://commandercoldcuts.tumblr.com/post/165122822095/ad-hominem-sappies-stuffinspace" class="tumblr_blog">commandercoldcuts</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165122672565/stuffinspace-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://stuffinspace.tumblr.com/post/165122643923/ad-hominem-sappies-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">stuffinspace</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165121758805/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165120146658/the-real-todd-howard-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119930209/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165119841138/the-real-todd-howard-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119589584/triggeredmedia-latenightmechanics" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165119536877/latenightmechanics-thominator47" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://latenightmechanics.tumblr.com/post/165118483463" class="tumblr_blog">latenightmechanics</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thominator47.tumblr.com/post/165109880295/causality-binds-all-da-moose-mcgillycuddy" class="tumblr_blog">thominator47</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/165107648670/da-moose-mcgillycuddy-ridiculouscake-a-peace" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/165103503250/ridiculouscake-a-peace-offering-to-hurricane" class="tumblr_blog">da-moose-mcgillycuddy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/post/165092664592/a-peace-offering-to-hurricane-irma-from-me-a" class="tumblr_blog">ridiculouscake</a>:</p>
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<p><b>A peace offering to Hurricane Irma from me, a humble Floridian<br/></b><br/></p>
<h2>Dry floors and electricity will come to you, <br/>but only if you reblog with <br/>“Irma, lemme smash”<br/><br/></h2>
<p>One last pic before the category thicc hurricane babe flushes me down to hell.<br/></p>
<p><b><a href="https://orig13.deviantart.net/334f/f/2017/249/7/1/hurricane_irma_catagory_thicc_by_secretgoombaman12345-dbmjwpd.png">Larger version:</a></b><br/></p>
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<p style="">Irma, lemme smash.<br/></p>
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<p>Alright, there is a point where I’ve got to stop and ask y’all: What the fuck man?<br/></p>
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<p>You are too late. That point is so far beyond us, youd ask yourself what will come next</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkpoGBUtGyPFlncBodXZ3RQ">@triggeredmedia</a> </p>
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<p>I think I hate you</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m77Pxm6Qc7wAIYeEeZirjgQ">@wachozacko-shitposts</a> fuck irma</p>
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<p>Fucking flood me mommy</p>
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<p>Sometimes i regret waking up</p>
<p>This is one of those times</p>
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<p>MMMMMmMMMM</p>
<p>FLoOd Me E</p>
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<p>I’m gonna Fuck me a hurricane.</p>
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<p>she only fucks southerners lol</p>
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<p>Well she hittin the Caribbean and my ancestry  is from there so I’m good</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqJeMrC1zUWwi8Nf-Fyv_4g">@the-mighty-birdy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mnPPi4_iZNushoKJIWB6ecA">@penguinpeddler</a> </p>
<p>Are either of you OK with being symbolic prostitutes for raging dieties?</p>
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<p>What the fuck am I looking at right now</p>
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<p>one thicc ass hurricane </p>
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<p>Repent you bunch of degenerates</p>

<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</...

Family, Lol, and Love: John Fugelsang 8 hrs S Secret Service has spent $40k of your money for carts at DT golf courses, directly into his checking acct, 1st potus to personally pocket our tax $ for his protection. $40k, directly to him, for golf carts. To protect him. Think about that. 405 Comments 2K Shares <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164581420307/illogical-bullshit-uppityfemale-the" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://illogical-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/164568794557/uppityfemale-the-president-charges-his-own" class="tumblr_blog">illogical-bullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://uppityfemale.tumblr.com/post/164489927450/the-president-charges-his-own-secret-service-to" class="tumblr_blog">uppityfemale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. </p> <p>The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease. </p> <p>THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL. </p> <p>THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO. </p> <p>The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week. </p> <p>This is corruption. <br/> This is unethical. <br/> This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.</p> </blockquote> <p>Look I really hate trump but I need sources</p> </blockquote> <p>Same.</p><p>Also I love progressives suddenly being fiscal conservatives all of a sudden.</p></blockquote> <p>The left when Obama was going on golf vacations: &ldquo;lol how pathetic can you be to complain about this? He deserve some time off. Petty Republicans will attack him for anything!&rdquo;<br/>Left when Trump is going on golf vacations: &ldquo;REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE&rdquo;</p><p>As much as I dislike Trump I have a hard time believing the leftists are suddenly concerned about fiscal waste.</p>
Family, Lol, and Love: John Fugelsang
 8 hrs S
 Secret Service has spent $40k of your money for carts
 at DT golf courses, directly into his checking acct, 1st
 potus to personally pocket our tax $ for his protection.
 $40k, directly to him, for golf carts. To protect him.
 Think about that.
 405 Comments 2K Shares
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164581420307/illogical-bullshit-uppityfemale-the" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://illogical-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/164568794557/uppityfemale-the-president-charges-his-own" class="tumblr_blog">illogical-bullshit</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://uppityfemale.tumblr.com/post/164489927450/the-president-charges-his-own-secret-service-to" class="tumblr_blog">uppityfemale</a>:</p>
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<p>The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. </p>

<p>The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease. </p>

<p>THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL. </p>

<p>THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO. </p>

<p>The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week. </p>

<p>This is corruption. <br/>
This is unethical. <br/>
This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.</p>
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<p>Look I really hate trump but I need sources</p>
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<p>Same.</p><p>Also I love progressives suddenly being fiscal conservatives all of a sudden.</p></blockquote>

<p>The left when Obama was going on golf vacations: &ldquo;lol how pathetic can you be to complain about this? He deserve some time off. Petty Republicans will attack him for anything!&rdquo;<br/>Left when Trump is going on golf vacations: &ldquo;REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE&rdquo;</p><p>As much as I dislike Trump I have a hard time believing the leftists are suddenly concerned about fiscal waste.</p>

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Amazon, Ass, and Bad: OR: . it 589 9:22 AM ./ www.amazon.com4 SUMMER TOY LIST Liquid Ass Liquid Ass ในพื้ Fart Prank $895 $42.95 Save $4.00 (31%) FREE Shipping on orders over $25. In Stock Want it tomorrow Ma 22 Order within 57%. 9:30 AM ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned my house!!!! By Kay on November 20, 2013 Verified Purchase This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up. 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom about ten feet away from the boyfriend, 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is. 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench, 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, 57%. 9:30 AM 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.) 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one. 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced 57%. 9:30 AM 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher. 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning. I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you. A Read less 3,889 people found this helpful Helpful Not Helpful I got suspended By Presley F. on February 12, 2016 Verified Purchase This stuff...was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that'll be enough <p><a href="http://bright-witch.tumblr.com/post/160951731216/i-am-crying-omfg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bright-witch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I am crying omfg</p></blockquote>
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 Want it tomorrow Ma 22 Order within

 57%. 9:30 AM
 ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned
 my house!!!!
 By Kay on November 20, 2013
 Verified Purchase
 This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass
 Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor
 Ass. Tried it out last night on my
 boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night
 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom
 He had been there for hours, so I decided
 it was time for him to get up.
 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on
 a sweater in the other room, then
 nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom
 about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn
 the bathroom fan on
 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how
 stinky the cats poop is.
 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering
 his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in
 hopes of eliminating the wretched stench,
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt,

 57%. 9:30 AM
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt,
 insisting that the cats must have crapped
 somewhere in the house. By this time, the
 smell has engulfed the appartment (a
 small two bedroom.) He picks up every
 piece of laundry on the floor, throws the
 bathroom mats in the washing machine
 and finds a face mask and gloves to put
 on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies
 at home.)
 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the
 cats must have stepped in poo and tracked
 it all over the house. After smelling all four
 of the cats, he decides the cats must have
 cleaned themselves by now, At this point
 after seeing all of the good this spray had
 done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each
 bedroom and once in the livingroom
 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of
 the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over
 the carpet and vacuums the entire place.
 Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is
 hidden really well. I can't afford to get
 caught on this one.
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced

 57%. 9:30 AM
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced
 there must be spoiled food somewhere. He
 takes out the trash and loads the
 dishwasher.
 11pm: While finishing up the laundry,
 Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He
 decides the cat must have wiped his paws
 on it and says we need to make an
 appointment with the vet because the
 smell is concerning.
 I will be using this spray about once a
 month for the rest of my life. Thank you,
 Liquid Ass. Thank you.
 A Read less
 3,889 people found this helpful
 Helpful
 Not Helpful
 I got suspended
 By Presley F. on February 12, 2016
 Verified Purchase
 This stuff...was good enough to get me
 suspended from school.. that'll be enough
<p><a href="http://bright-witch.tumblr.com/post/160951731216/i-am-crying-omfg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bright-witch</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I am crying omfg</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://bright-witch.tumblr.com/post/160951731216/i-am-crying-omfg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bright-witch</a>:</p> <bl...

Ass, Bad, and Cats: Liquid Ass by Liquid Ass 3,075 customer reviews in Gags & Practical Joke Toys 109 answered questions #1 Bestseller This spray magically cleaned my house!! By Kay on November 20, 2013 Verified Purchase Fart Prank This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night: 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend, 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on. 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes irn hopes of eliminating the wretched stench. 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (l am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.) 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more, once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well.I can't afford to get caught on this one 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you The Intemet Scavengers
Ass, Bad, and Cats: Liquid Ass
 by Liquid Ass
 3,075 customer reviews
 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys
 109 answered questions
 #1 Bestseller
 This spray magically cleaned my house!!
 By Kay on November 20, 2013
 Verified Purchase
 Fart Prank
 This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the
 doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my
 night:
 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I
 decided it was time for him to get up
 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then
 nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the
 boyfriend,
 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is
 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes irn
 hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have
 crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the
 appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the
 floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask
 and gloves to put on. (l am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and
 tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats
 must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good
 this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more, once in each bedroom and once in
 the livingroom
 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda
 over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my
 bottle is hidden really well.I can't afford to get caught on this one
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere
 He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher
 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He
 decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an
 appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning
 I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you,
 Liquid Ass. Thank you
 The Intemet Scavengers
Party, Tumblr, and Blog: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://incurablyawesome.tumblr.com/post/44284236924/little-red-riding-cock-connorronnoc">incurablyawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://little-red-riding-cock.tumblr.com/post/43997925526/connorronnoc-hydrofloors-are-only-like-the">little-red-riding-cock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connorronnoc.tumblr.com/post/43380026908/hydrofloors-are-only-like-the-coolest-thing-ever">connorronnoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.hydrofloors.be/movable-floors.php">Hydrofloors</a> are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.</p> <p>Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.</p> </blockquote> <p>I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…</p> </blockquote> <p>There are two kinds of people</p> </blockquote>
Party, Tumblr, and Blog: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://incurablyawesome.tumblr.com/post/44284236924/little-red-riding-cock-connorronnoc">incurablyawesome</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://little-red-riding-cock.tumblr.com/post/43997925526/connorronnoc-hydrofloors-are-only-like-the">little-red-riding-cock</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connorronnoc.tumblr.com/post/43380026908/hydrofloors-are-only-like-the-coolest-thing-ever">connorronnoc</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.hydrofloors.be/movable-floors.php">Hydrofloors</a> are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.</p>
<p>Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…</p>
</blockquote>
<p>There are two kinds of people</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://incurablyawesome.tumblr.com/post/44284236924/little-red-riding-cock-connorronnoc">incurablyawesome</a...

Bill Clinton, Obama, and Politics: If Obama were white His place of birth, patriotism, and Christianity would never have come into question, He would have easily beat "Mr. 47%" Mitt Romney by double digits His wife's guest appearances on TV would be completely uncontroversial And everyone in politics and in the media would now be celebrating the "Obama Recovery FACEBO0K.COM/OCCUPYDENIOCRATS <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://only-conservative-here.tumblr.com/post/45287521060/conservigirl-roxytherepublican-endofrei">only-conservative-here</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conservigirl.tumblr.com/post/45287351342/roxytherepublican-endofrei-all-white">conservigirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roxytherepublican.tumblr.com/post/45287264011/endofrei-all-white-conservatives-are-indeed">roxytherepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endofrei.tumblr.com/post/45240694558/all-white-conservatives-are-indeed-racist">endofrei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all white conservatives are indeed racist</p> </blockquote> <p>Yep. Precisely why conservatives tend to dislike Bill Clinton as well.<br/><br/>This image has it all backward though: If Obama wasn’t black, he’d probably be mopping floors. As for the alleged “recovery” I absolutely have no idea what recovery has taken place thus far. This is just more of the usual hysterical bullshit.</p> </blockquote> <p><br/>We dislike FDR and he was white.</p> </blockquote> <p>And if Obama was a black Republican, you Democrats would be calling him a “house n****er”. OP, you guys are the racist ones. You’d rather focus on the color of a man’s skin than on his policies. </p> </blockquote> <p>All I can do is laugh at people who post things like this.</p>
Bill Clinton, Obama, and Politics: If Obama were white
 His place of birth,
 patriotism, and Christianity
 would never have come into
 question,
 He would have easily beat
 "Mr. 47%" Mitt Romney by
 double digits
 His wife's guest
 appearances on TV would
 be completely
 uncontroversial
 And everyone in
 politics and in the
 media would now
 be celebrating the
 "Obama Recovery
 FACEBO0K.COM/OCCUPYDENIOCRATS
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://only-conservative-here.tumblr.com/post/45287521060/conservigirl-roxytherepublican-endofrei">only-conservative-here</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conservigirl.tumblr.com/post/45287351342/roxytherepublican-endofrei-all-white">conservigirl</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roxytherepublican.tumblr.com/post/45287264011/endofrei-all-white-conservatives-are-indeed">roxytherepublican</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endofrei.tumblr.com/post/45240694558/all-white-conservatives-are-indeed-racist">endofrei</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>all white conservatives are indeed racist</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yep. Precisely why conservatives tend to dislike Bill Clinton as well.<br/><br/>This image has it all backward though: If Obama wasn’t black, he’d probably be mopping floors. As for the alleged “recovery” I absolutely have no idea what recovery has taken place thus far. This is just more of the usual hysterical bullshit.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><br/>We dislike FDR and he was white.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And if Obama was a black Republican, you Democrats would be calling him a “house n****er”. OP, you guys are the racist ones. You’d rather focus on the color of a man’s skin than on his policies. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>All I can do is laugh at people who post things like this.</p>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://only-conservative-here.tumblr.com/post/45287521060/conservigirl-roxytherepublican-endofrei">only-cons...