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Bad, Bored, and Children: St. Louis day care accused of running a toddler 'Fight Club' 😮😮😳 A day care center in St. Louis encouraged toddlers to viciously brawl with each other in a "fight club," according to a lawsuit from the mother of one of the children and video of the incident that was released Wednesday. Nicole Merseal said her then-4-year-old son, and another child were instructed by teachers Mikayla Guliford and Tena Dailey, to punch and hit each other at the Adventure Learning Center in December, 2016, according to the suit filed earlier this year. Merseal, of St. Charles, Missouri, accused the day care in court documents of permitting another child "to intimidate and harm" her son while directing a "fight club." The video shows Merseal’s youngest son and another boy wearing Incredible Hulk toy fists and punching each other while a teacher looks on. One of Merseal's sons recorded the episode on his iPad and sent it to her. She then called the police and had them visit the day care and interview the director and staff. Her children were also questioned by investigators. In documents released by the Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services, Jennifer Scott, the director of the center, said that when she confronted Guliford about the incident, she said the children "were bored" and that "we ran out of things to do." Scott fired Guliford and Dailey and contacted the Child Abuse and Neglect Hotline, according to the health department. Guliford admitted to having the children fight, according to state documents. She said she took the children to the lower floor of the building because of a broken heating system on the other floors. "I meant for the fighting with the Hulk Hands to be a stress release exercise," she said. "It did not last more than three or four minutes." Guliford said no children were hurt in the incident but "it was still a bad judgment call on my part." But the St. Louis Circuit Attorney’s Office declined to prosecute the teachers.
Bad, Bored, and Children: St. Louis day care accused of running a toddler 'Fight Club' 😮😮😳 A day care center in St. Louis encouraged toddlers to viciously brawl with each other in a "fight club," according to a lawsuit from the mother of one of the children and video of the incident that was released Wednesday. Nicole Merseal said her then-4-year-old son, and another child were instructed by teachers Mikayla Guliford and Tena Dailey, to punch and hit each other at the Adventure Learning Center in December, 2016, according to the suit filed earlier this year. Merseal, of St. Charles, Missouri, accused the day care in court documents of permitting another child "to intimidate and harm" her son while directing a "fight club." The video shows Merseal’s youngest son and another boy wearing Incredible Hulk toy fists and punching each other while a teacher looks on. One of Merseal's sons recorded the episode on his iPad and sent it to her. She then called the police and had them visit the day care and interview the director and staff. Her children were also questioned by investigators. In documents released by the Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services, Jennifer Scott, the director of the center, said that when she confronted Guliford about the incident, she said the children "were bored" and that "we ran out of things to do." Scott fired Guliford and Dailey and contacted the Child Abuse and Neglect Hotline, according to the health department. Guliford admitted to having the children fight, according to state documents. She said she took the children to the lower floor of the building because of a broken heating system on the other floors. "I meant for the fighting with the Hulk Hands to be a stress release exercise," she said. "It did not last more than three or four minutes." Guliford said no children were hurt in the incident but "it was still a bad judgment call on my part." But the St. Louis Circuit Attorney’s Office declined to prosecute the teachers.

St. Louis day care accused of running a toddler 'Fight Club' 😮😮😳 A day care center in St. Louis encouraged toddlers to viciously brawl with ...

Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case of Fire Do tet Use Elevator Use Stairs haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random slike this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class i took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside. What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!
Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case of Fire
 Do tet Use
 Elevator
 Use Stairs
 haedia:
 thewolfofnibu:
 stahscre4m:
 there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the
 elevator
 see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the
 bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
 random slike this
 Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s in college. When I was
 in college, there was a particular class i took where, no matter what time
 you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor,
 you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how
 some professors are really obnoxious about attendance
 Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she
 reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the
 front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking
 and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning
 "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside.
 What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like
 freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just
 like “Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING!
 She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like
 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one
 student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto
 the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor
 opened the door to the classroom
 He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-when a security
 guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP
 DOING THAT!
I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!

I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!

Best Friend, Drinking, and Family: READ THIS Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions. Where am 12: You're in the ICU atyes, this is the hospital you like. s today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the What i hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short ternm memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or aswould say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT scan, and you didn't stroke out of have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're confident that this is temporary MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain: It's airborne, and it's an inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or infection.is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and dumping just in case Does my family know2: Yes, your family knows. is flying out tomorrow and yo grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twiceand all of your family has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually L have to pee. You have a catheter, so feel free. 2: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22d of June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it. amiliar?: That's your nurse are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times <p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/156366480519/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunapics.tumblr.com/post/45478943574">lunapics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingsquid.tumblr.com/post/45364692714">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/friends-make-a-woman-hospitalized-with-short-term-memory-loss-an-informative-faq/">Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best friend a person could ever have.</p> </blockquote> <p>The last one 😂</p> </blockquote> <p>I fucking burst out laughing at that last one</p> </blockquote>
Best Friend, Drinking, and Family: READ THIS
 Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your
 memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions.
 Where am 12: You're in the ICU atyes, this is the hospital you like.
 s today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the
 What i
 hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting
 back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the
 weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able
 to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever
 What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short ternm
 memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same
 series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but
 they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of
 the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up
 (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or aswould say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT
 scan, and you didn't stroke out of have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're
 confident that this is temporary
 MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain: It's airborne, and it's an
 inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems
 confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in
 Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or
 infection.is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and
 dumping just in case
 Does my family know2: Yes, your family knows. is flying out tomorrow and yo
 grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did
 sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twiceand all of your family
 has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually
 L have to pee. You have a catheter, so feel free.
 2: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22d of
 June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it.
 amiliar?: That's your nurse
 are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your
 fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times
<p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/156366480519/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunapics.tumblr.com/post/45478943574">lunapics</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingsquid.tumblr.com/post/45364692714">laughingsquid</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/friends-make-a-woman-hospitalized-with-short-term-memory-loss-an-informative-faq/">Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is the best friend a person could ever have.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>The last one 😂</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I fucking burst out laughing at that last one</p>
</blockquote>

oswinstark: 221cbakerstreet: lunapics: laughingsquid: Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ ...

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165128487503/the-mighty-birdy-commandercoldcuts" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165127530058/commandercoldcuts-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://commandercoldcuts.tumblr.com/post/165122822095/ad-hominem-sappies-stuffinspace" class="tumblr_blog">commandercoldcuts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165122672565/stuffinspace-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stuffinspace.tumblr.com/post/165122643923/ad-hominem-sappies-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">stuffinspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165121758805/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165120146658/the-real-todd-howard-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119930209/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165119841138/the-real-todd-howard-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119589584/triggeredmedia-latenightmechanics" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165119536877/latenightmechanics-thominator47" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://latenightmechanics.tumblr.com/post/165118483463" class="tumblr_blog">latenightmechanics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thominator47.tumblr.com/post/165109880295/causality-binds-all-da-moose-mcgillycuddy" class="tumblr_blog">thominator47</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/165107648670/da-moose-mcgillycuddy-ridiculouscake-a-peace" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/165103503250/ridiculouscake-a-peace-offering-to-hurricane" class="tumblr_blog">da-moose-mcgillycuddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/post/165092664592/a-peace-offering-to-hurricane-irma-from-me-a" class="tumblr_blog">ridiculouscake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>A peace offering to Hurricane Irma from me, a humble Floridian<br/></b><br/></p> <h2>Dry floors and electricity will come to you, <br/>but only if you reblog with <br/>“Irma, lemme smash”<br/><br/></h2> <p>One last pic before the category thicc hurricane babe flushes me down to hell.<br/></p> <p><b><a href="https://orig13.deviantart.net/334f/f/2017/249/7/1/hurricane_irma_catagory_thicc_by_secretgoombaman12345-dbmjwpd.png">Larger version:</a></b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p style="">Irma, lemme smash.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Alright, there is a point where I’ve got to stop and ask y’all: What the fuck man?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You are too late. That point is so far beyond us, youd ask yourself what will come next</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkpoGBUtGyPFlncBodXZ3RQ">@triggeredmedia</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>I think I hate you</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m77Pxm6Qc7wAIYeEeZirjgQ">@wachozacko-shitposts</a> fuck irma</p> </blockquote> <p>Fucking flood me mommy</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes i regret waking up</p> <p>This is one of those times</p> </blockquote> <p>MMMMMmMMMM</p> <p>FLoOd Me E</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m gonna Fuck me a hurricane.</p> </blockquote> <p>she only fucks southerners lol</p> </blockquote> <p>Well she hittin the Caribbean and my ancestry is from there so I’m good</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqJeMrC1zUWwi8Nf-Fyv_4g">@the-mighty-birdy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mnPPi4_iZNushoKJIWB6ecA">@penguinpeddler</a> </p> <p>Are either of you OK with being symbolic prostitutes for raging dieties?</p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck am I looking at right now</p> </blockquote> <p>one thicc ass hurricane </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0894f6ab983cd0be2a495f37db35dea1/tumblr_inline_ovzf7a9i7K1unknuk_540.gif" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Repent you bunch of degenerates</p>
Ass, Fucking, and Gif: <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165128753358/ankaravairaja-the-mighty-birdy" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165128487503/the-mighty-birdy-commandercoldcuts" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165127530058/commandercoldcuts-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://commandercoldcuts.tumblr.com/post/165122822095/ad-hominem-sappies-stuffinspace" class="tumblr_blog">commandercoldcuts</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165122672565/stuffinspace-ad-hominem-sappies" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://stuffinspace.tumblr.com/post/165122643923/ad-hominem-sappies-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">stuffinspace</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://ad-hominem-sappies.tumblr.com/post/165121758805/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">ad-hominem-sappies</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165120146658/the-real-todd-howard-ankaravairaja" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119930209/ankaravairaja-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://ankaravairaja.tumblr.com/post/165119841138/the-real-todd-howard-triggeredmedia" class="tumblr_blog">ankaravairaja</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165119589584/triggeredmedia-latenightmechanics" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165119536877/latenightmechanics-thominator47" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://latenightmechanics.tumblr.com/post/165118483463" class="tumblr_blog">latenightmechanics</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thominator47.tumblr.com/post/165109880295/causality-binds-all-da-moose-mcgillycuddy" class="tumblr_blog">thominator47</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://causality-binds-all.tumblr.com/post/165107648670/da-moose-mcgillycuddy-ridiculouscake-a-peace" class="tumblr_blog">causality-binds-all</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://da-moose-mcgillycuddy.tumblr.com/post/165103503250/ridiculouscake-a-peace-offering-to-hurricane" class="tumblr_blog">da-moose-mcgillycuddy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://ridiculouscake.tumblr.com/post/165092664592/a-peace-offering-to-hurricane-irma-from-me-a" class="tumblr_blog">ridiculouscake</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>A peace offering to Hurricane Irma from me, a humble Floridian<br/></b><br/></p>
<h2>Dry floors and electricity will come to you, <br/>but only if you reblog with <br/>“Irma, lemme smash”<br/><br/></h2>
<p>One last pic before the category thicc hurricane babe flushes me down to hell.<br/></p>
<p><b><a href="https://orig13.deviantart.net/334f/f/2017/249/7/1/hurricane_irma_catagory_thicc_by_secretgoombaman12345-dbmjwpd.png">Larger version:</a></b><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Irma, lemme smash.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Alright, there is a point where I’ve got to stop and ask y’all: What the fuck man?<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>You are too late. That point is so far beyond us, youd ask yourself what will come next</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkpoGBUtGyPFlncBodXZ3RQ">@triggeredmedia</a> </p>
</blockquote>

<p>I think I hate you</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m77Pxm6Qc7wAIYeEeZirjgQ">@wachozacko-shitposts</a> fuck irma</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fucking flood me mommy</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Sometimes i regret waking up</p>
<p>This is one of those times</p>
</blockquote>
<p>MMMMMmMMMM</p>
<p>FLoOd Me E</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m gonna Fuck me a hurricane.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>she only fucks southerners lol</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well she hittin the Caribbean and my ancestry  is from there so I’m good</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mqJeMrC1zUWwi8Nf-Fyv_4g">@the-mighty-birdy</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mnPPi4_iZNushoKJIWB6ecA">@penguinpeddler</a> </p>
<p>Are either of you OK with being symbolic prostitutes for raging dieties?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck am I looking at right now</p>
</blockquote>
<p>one thicc ass hurricane </p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0894f6ab983cd0be2a495f37db35dea1/tumblr_inline_ovzf7a9i7K1unknuk_540.gif" data-orig-height="167" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Repent you bunch of degenerates</p>

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Family, Lol, and Love: John Fugelsang 8 hrs S Secret Service has spent $40k of your money for carts at DT golf courses, directly into his checking acct, 1st potus to personally pocket our tax $ for his protection. $40k, directly to him, for golf carts. To protect him. Think about that. 405 Comments 2K Shares <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164581420307/illogical-bullshit-uppityfemale-the" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://illogical-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/164568794557/uppityfemale-the-president-charges-his-own" class="tumblr_blog">illogical-bullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://uppityfemale.tumblr.com/post/164489927450/the-president-charges-his-own-secret-service-to" class="tumblr_blog">uppityfemale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. </p> <p>The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease. </p> <p>THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL. </p> <p>THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO. </p> <p>The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week. </p> <p>This is corruption. <br/> This is unethical. <br/> This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.</p> </blockquote> <p>Look I really hate trump but I need sources</p> </blockquote> <p>Same.</p><p>Also I love progressives suddenly being fiscal conservatives all of a sudden.</p></blockquote> <p>The left when Obama was going on golf vacations: &ldquo;lol how pathetic can you be to complain about this? He deserve some time off. Petty Republicans will attack him for anything!&rdquo;<br/>Left when Trump is going on golf vacations: &ldquo;REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE&rdquo;</p><p>As much as I dislike Trump I have a hard time believing the leftists are suddenly concerned about fiscal waste.</p>
Family, Lol, and Love: John Fugelsang
 8 hrs S
 Secret Service has spent $40k of your money for carts
 at DT golf courses, directly into his checking acct, 1st
 potus to personally pocket our tax $ for his protection.
 $40k, directly to him, for golf carts. To protect him.
 Think about that.
 405 Comments 2K Shares
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/164581420307/illogical-bullshit-uppityfemale-the" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://illogical-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/164568794557/uppityfemale-the-president-charges-his-own" class="tumblr_blog">illogical-bullshit</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://uppityfemale.tumblr.com/post/164489927450/the-president-charges-his-own-secret-service-to" class="tumblr_blog">uppityfemale</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. </p>

<p>The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease. </p>

<p>THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL. </p>

<p>THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO. </p>

<p>The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week. </p>

<p>This is corruption. <br/>
This is unethical. <br/>
This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Look I really hate trump but I need sources</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Same.</p><p>Also I love progressives suddenly being fiscal conservatives all of a sudden.</p></blockquote>

<p>The left when Obama was going on golf vacations: &ldquo;lol how pathetic can you be to complain about this? He deserve some time off. Petty Republicans will attack him for anything!&rdquo;<br/>Left when Trump is going on golf vacations: &ldquo;REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE&rdquo;</p><p>As much as I dislike Trump I have a hard time believing the leftists are suddenly concerned about fiscal waste.</p>

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: illogical-bullshit: uppityfemale: The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. ...

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 57%. 9:30 AM
 ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned
 my house!!!!
 By Kay on November 20, 2013
 Verified Purchase
 This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass
 Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor
 Ass. Tried it out last night on my
 boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night
 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom
 He had been there for hours, so I decided
 it was time for him to get up.
 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on
 a sweater in the other room, then
 nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom
 about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn
 the bathroom fan on
 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how
 stinky the cats poop is.
 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering
 his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in
 hopes of eliminating the wretched stench,
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt,

 57%. 9:30 AM
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt,
 insisting that the cats must have crapped
 somewhere in the house. By this time, the
 smell has engulfed the appartment (a
 small two bedroom.) He picks up every
 piece of laundry on the floor, throws the
 bathroom mats in the washing machine
 and finds a face mask and gloves to put
 on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies
 at home.)
 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the
 cats must have stepped in poo and tracked
 it all over the house. After smelling all four
 of the cats, he decides the cats must have
 cleaned themselves by now, At this point
 after seeing all of the good this spray had
 done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each
 bedroom and once in the livingroom
 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of
 the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over
 the carpet and vacuums the entire place.
 Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is
 hidden really well. I can't afford to get
 caught on this one.
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced

 57%. 9:30 AM
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced
 there must be spoiled food somewhere. He
 takes out the trash and loads the
 dishwasher.
 11pm: While finishing up the laundry,
 Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He
 decides the cat must have wiped his paws
 on it and says we need to make an
 appointment with the vet because the
 smell is concerning.
 I will be using this spray about once a
 month for the rest of my life. Thank you,
 Liquid Ass. Thank you.
 A Read less
 3,889 people found this helpful
 Helpful
 Not Helpful
 I got suspended
 By Presley F. on February 12, 2016
 Verified Purchase
 This stuff...was good enough to get me
 suspended from school.. that'll be enough
<p><a href="http://bright-witch.tumblr.com/post/160951731216/i-am-crying-omfg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bright-witch</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I am crying omfg</p></blockquote>

bright-witch: I am crying omfg

Ass, Cars, and Clothes: when boys do stupid things with you 16 and Pregnen My nigga just made bail I just came up, On some grey 12's Great health, cheers to that Do this shit for Queens got my ears to that They hate us but, not more they hate theyselves I guess that they gotta motivate theyselves We can never correlate You will never see my plane Right in front of you but your vision is so plain I see it more vivid, seen it all, did it Round these fake fucks still keep it authentic, granted, Give or take fucks, how your measures rate us Damnit, you'll never understand it And even though I'm so Lit I've seen the cards handed and I replayed mine Hell yeah I'm on tilt, But I'm never off handed, Gotta keep good time Free your mind and everything'll follow won't you Free your mind and everything'll follow won't you Listen when you get a blessin you don't ask why You just pass forward, and fast forward All my niggas from the hood got a passport And them girls already know we ain't ask for it Said she from the hood but her ass foreign Drive a Malibu but her gas foreign Her aspirations I can't relate with But I'm like a ghost cause my ass tourin Burn holes in all my clothes But I got merch and this cash for it Glass floors and no ceilings How I wish we could both feel it For all or once gone cause I miss here breathing Any ya'll saw came any ya'll part Got a race cars Penny my thoughts, nah this shit premium Bas Cole My nigga just made bail Tell the good lord, we gon raise hell We gon pop off, like a fake nail Take the top off and get ill get ill get My nigga just made bail Tell the fuckin mayor He got hate mail Less shake downs And more Shakespeare Please, all these niggas don't care Prepare for the new shit, that Cole is the truth shit Nigga this is loose shit, Nigga this is Bas shit, Meaning this some true shit Telling you shit, Bout the crew, how we do shit, Who sick And, tell my niggas in the two-six In the coupe, I'm a kick back smoke a pool stick This for my new chick tryin get fit Say she too thick Ain't no such thing as too thick What you wanna be a toothpick? What you wanna get your cooch licked? Well I'm tryna get my flute played! If we the new slaves I am Frederick Douglass of rhetoric Ahead the the others.
Ass, Cars, and Clothes: when boys do stupid things
 with you
 16
 and
 Pregnen
My nigga just made bail I just came up, On some grey 12's Great health, cheers to that Do this shit for Queens got my ears to that They hate us but, not more they hate theyselves I guess that they gotta motivate theyselves We can never correlate You will never see my plane Right in front of you but your vision is so plain I see it more vivid, seen it all, did it Round these fake fucks still keep it authentic, granted, Give or take fucks, how your measures rate us Damnit, you'll never understand it And even though I'm so Lit I've seen the cards handed and I replayed mine Hell yeah I'm on tilt, But I'm never off handed, Gotta keep good time Free your mind and everything'll follow won't you Free your mind and everything'll follow won't you Listen when you get a blessin you don't ask why You just pass forward, and fast forward All my niggas from the hood got a passport And them girls already know we ain't ask for it Said she from the hood but her ass foreign Drive a Malibu but her gas foreign Her aspirations I can't relate with But I'm like a ghost cause my ass tourin Burn holes in all my clothes But I got merch and this cash for it Glass floors and no ceilings How I wish we could both feel it For all or once gone cause I miss here breathing Any ya'll saw came any ya'll part Got a race cars Penny my thoughts, nah this shit premium Bas Cole My nigga just made bail Tell the good lord, we gon raise hell We gon pop off, like a fake nail Take the top off and get ill get ill get My nigga just made bail Tell the fuckin mayor He got hate mail Less shake downs And more Shakespeare Please, all these niggas don't care Prepare for the new shit, that Cole is the truth shit Nigga this is loose shit, Nigga this is Bas shit, Meaning this some true shit Telling you shit, Bout the crew, how we do shit, Who sick And, tell my niggas in the two-six In the coupe, I'm a kick back smoke a pool stick This for my new chick tryin get fit Say she too thick Ain't no such thing as too thick What you wanna be a toothpick? What you wanna get your cooch licked? Well I'm tryna get my flute played! If we the new slaves I am Frederick Douglass of rhetoric Ahead the the others.

My nigga just made bail I just came up, On some grey 12's Great health, cheers to that Do this shit for Queens got my ears to that They hate...

Ass, Bad, and Cats: Liquid Ass by Liquid Ass 3,075 customer reviews in Gags & Practical Joke Toys 109 answered questions #1 Bestseller This spray magically cleaned my house!! By Kay on November 20, 2013 Verified Purchase Fart Prank This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night: 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend, 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on. 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes irn hopes of eliminating the wretched stench. 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (l am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.) 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more, once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well.I can't afford to get caught on this one 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you The Intemet Scavengers
Ass, Bad, and Cats: Liquid Ass
 by Liquid Ass
 3,075 customer reviews
 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys
 109 answered questions
 #1 Bestseller
 This spray magically cleaned my house!!
 By Kay on November 20, 2013
 Verified Purchase
 Fart Prank
 This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass. Horrible Ass. You need to go to the
 doctor Ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my
 night:
 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I
 decided it was time for him to get up
 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then
 nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the
 boyfriend,
 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is
 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes irn
 hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have
 crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the
 appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the
 floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask
 and gloves to put on. (l am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and
 tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats
 must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good
 this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more, once in each bedroom and once in
 the livingroom
 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda
 over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my
 bottle is hidden really well.I can't afford to get caught on this one
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere
 He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher
 11pm: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He
 decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an
 appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning
 I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you,
 Liquid Ass. Thank you
 The Intemet Scavengers
Booty, Bruh, and Chill: this ain't "chilling" @Genuineguy The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble. You can't make love to a Thot. I tried and learned that the hard way. I made that mistake a few years ago in the summer. I had summer school not cause I'm dumb or anything but my mom believe in that higher learning shit. I hop on the bus on my home to head to the park and get some buckets when I reunited with a old crush from school. She was pretty washed up but still do-able so I tried to get on that. We exchanged aims and talked over the summer. I was trying to see if she was still down but she was talking about im not like that no more and I changed. change? Thots don't change shawty thought this was Digimon where she can just evolve smh. Im texting her heavy when she tells me she had the free crib and wanted to chill. I was trying to crack The Da Vinci code to getting neck and I may have found my opening. I'm at her house and we kicking it watching tv and I'm eating up her snacks. I ain't come here for snacks I came for booty and I ain't have much time. She stands up to change the channel when I sprung up behind and grabbed her waist. Yea I'm smooth with it had her knees Weak like D Rose. I remember a porno when the dude start kissing on her neck so I did that too. That's when she said " Nigga this ain't chilling " I kept going THO. I attempted to give her a hickey when my mouth became utterly bitter. I'm like " yoo why Ya neck so greasy "? That's where my horninest closed my casket. She said " That's my Eczema cream you licking " bruh I had to zoom out and see what I was getting into. Shorty neck looked like a the floors in Home Depot. Shit was ashy and rigid with bumps. I fainted like my Pokemon in the Pokemon Leaugue. I went to the bathroom and saw I had a Bum Bump on my lip. I ran home bruh. My mouth never been the same. I don't give out hickeys no more. I never found out if she was a Thot.. The world may never know.. 😶
Booty, Bruh, and Chill: this ain't "chilling"
 @Genuineguy
The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble. You can't make love to a Thot. I tried and learned that the hard way. I made that mistake a few years ago in the summer. I had summer school not cause I'm dumb or anything but my mom believe in that higher learning shit. I hop on the bus on my home to head to the park and get some buckets when I reunited with a old crush from school. She was pretty washed up but still do-able so I tried to get on that. We exchanged aims and talked over the summer. I was trying to see if she was still down but she was talking about im not like that no more and I changed. change? Thots don't change shawty thought this was Digimon where she can just evolve smh. Im texting her heavy when she tells me she had the free crib and wanted to chill. I was trying to crack The Da Vinci code to getting neck and I may have found my opening. I'm at her house and we kicking it watching tv and I'm eating up her snacks. I ain't come here for snacks I came for booty and I ain't have much time. She stands up to change the channel when I sprung up behind and grabbed her waist. Yea I'm smooth with it had her knees Weak like D Rose. I remember a porno when the dude start kissing on her neck so I did that too. That's when she said " Nigga this ain't chilling " I kept going THO. I attempted to give her a hickey when my mouth became utterly bitter. I'm like " yoo why Ya neck so greasy "? That's where my horninest closed my casket. She said " That's my Eczema cream you licking " bruh I had to zoom out and see what I was getting into. Shorty neck looked like a the floors in Home Depot. Shit was ashy and rigid with bumps. I fainted like my Pokemon in the Pokemon Leaugue. I went to the bathroom and saw I had a Bum Bump on my lip. I ran home bruh. My mouth never been the same. I don't give out hickeys no more. I never found out if she was a Thot.. The world may never know.. 😶

The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble. Yo...